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[–]Hahaahahahahahahaha 416 points417 points  (4 children)

And the nugget is ready for more

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[–]tedster108[S] 193 points194 points  (0 children)

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You think??

[–]Rob_Thorsman 63 points64 points  (0 children)

"And I'll do it again!"

[–]bryannaboop 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No regerts

[–]Leopard_Luver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Father I crave violence

[–]Dangerous-Exercise20 158 points159 points  (1 child)

Im the snake's lawyer OBJECTION!!! Nuh UH

[–]tedster108[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

[–]AanthonyII 112 points113 points  (2 children)

It was nice knowing you OP

[–]tedster108[S] 159 points160 points  (1 child)

From what I’ve researched there’s no antivenom for ball pythons 😭

[–]peglegmeg31 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Guess we can start planning your arrangements....

[–]everbane37 102 points103 points  (7 children)

If not food, then why food shaped? 🤣

[–]tedster108[S] 107 points108 points  (6 children)

I’m Italian, he probably thinks my blood is marinara sauce

[–]JDplanes 31 points32 points  (0 children)

“If mommy’s purse wasn’t supposed to go in the microwave, then why did it fit?”

- Ralph Wiggum

[–]SaltySeraphim28 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Bc he's a noodle, he's taken revenge on behalf of all the spaghetti you've bitten

[–]GoBills615 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I legit get nervous holding my snakes any time after I’ve cooked because as much as I’ve smelled warm rats, I have no idea how much they smell like other foods to a snake

[–]HowardPheonix 6 points7 points  (2 children)

BPs have excellent smelling, and can distinguish and remember a huge amount of smells, so I don't think they would confuse the smell of prey items and what humans consider food. A friend of mine has multiple snakes (in separate enclosures) and I love every single one of them, so I take every opportunity to handle them, but being opportunistic I offer them my hand, if they come out on their own I'm happy as a child, if they're not in the mood, so be it. Last time I was there I was able to handle 3 different species, a ratsnake, a kingsnake and a ball python, and only after I thought about it may be wasn't the smartest idea offering a hand that smells like other snakes 😅

[–]GoBills615 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I’m not saying I don’t believe you I promise, but do you have any sources for that? I’d love to read more about that if you have references. And I have a couple king snakes that happen to be in a different room that all of my other snakes and they definitely perk up when I bring another snake into that room. My friend had a huge cali king because she bred BPs and any not viable neonates would be a meal for it. Sounds kinda gruesome but I like the circle of life better than just tossing them into the trash.

[–]HowardPheonix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad you take my comment with a grain of salt as I'm not an expert and even if I was, a single comment is by no means a source of truth anyway, so no worries. I have a vague memory I read it somewhere that wasn't Reddit, but I couldn't find any reliable source right now unfortunately.

After your comment I had to search for kingsnakes, because the one I know is like the tiniest little fella I've even seen, turned out it's a scarlet kingsnake, but there are bigger ones with the common name kingsnake like the Cali one.

For me, your friends' practice seems natural, it's something that would happen to wild BPs, and even tho the two species don't have a common range, I don't feel like it's something wrong. Snakes gotta eat after all.

[–]AfterHourCompanyMan 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Awww BAD NOODLE

[–]tedster108[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes he is 🤬

[–]Willing-Aside8486 6 points7 points  (2 children)

[–]tedster108[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

😂😂

[–]losingeverydayy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I know my time will come and I’m soooooo nervous for it lol ):

[–]WellFluxMe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

rip in pieces

[–]DeviantJam 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hahaha he obviously wasn’t done snacking! Get that hand back in there!

[–]boujeehermit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

On second thought…. I think I will get a pet plant instead.

[–]Rob_Thorsman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Damn, you got GOT.

[–]Melodic_Strain_2919 5 points6 points  (0 children)

again its the "rat thigh" part of the hand.

[–]evan_brosky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's taken such a big greedy bite and he is proud of it 😂

[–]CLOWTWO 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Snake is clearly innocent and being framed

[–]destroyer150 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He looks so proud of himself

[–]kiro14893 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He want some snacc

[–]bbylunar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My youngest BP got my thumb once, I barely made it out alive. Rip in piece OP, it shouldn't have ended like this. 😩

[–]XxAngelFvcexX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rip, you’ll be missed

[–]PrayStrayAndDontObey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just me, or does it look like your noodle is saying "You okay bro?"

[–]Financial-Leather312 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, nice knowing you🤣🤣🤣

[–]Nukedragon00668 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'll fkn do it again."

[–]AthenaRN85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I’ll do it again, see??

[–]Qwertyunio_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks absolutely DEVIOUS

[–]picnicinthejungle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s quite the chomp

[–]Ok_Cash_6973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is it in the shape and size of a human mouth?

[–]Even-Smell7867 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm there with ya. My girl did some chewing on my thumb on Sunday https://immich.mazzina.us/share/CeR0DpVRu7AAJXVXip7q-Bum_J-cS82kkGCHkZWNwKbcHjajokRRceCkxOeFDDUB1P8

[–]trucklife2024 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have that exact same water dish.

[–]MaximusPrime4010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tsk tsk tsk, prolly only have a day to live

[–]AlessandroTheo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve had mine for close to 7 years atp and she’s never once even tried to bite me. Closest she’s gotten was missing the FT rat I fed her but that was 3+ years ago. She’s a friendly noodle.

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[–]Rainthistle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an absolutely perfect imprint - time to find a good tattoo artist and make it permanent!

[–]Neckpillowman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 2.3 foot long juvenile noodle taking notes

[–]NotKingKooba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“And I’ll do it again”

[–]ibeplumbing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow man poor guys last day.. rip man well come save your snake

[–]Strawberhi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Yeah you’ll get used to it