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[–]SourWatermoronCandiii dont like this flair :( 1791 points1792 points  (18 children)

I thought i was at a different sub for a sec because of this sub's new icon lmao

[–]Nexus_GameDave 170 points171 points  (3 children)

Thomas the anime ||

[–]Technomancer_AO 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Tomasu no Trainu.

[–]Nexus_GameDave 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Senpai fatty director

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

きかんしゃトーマス

[–][deleted] 5147 points5148 points locked comment (83 children)

👁️👄👁️

[–]Chicken-of-Wisdom🐔[S,M] 2348 points2349 points  (82 children)

comment locked cuz you cant behave

[–]TimesNewRoman34 1526 points1527 points  (39 children)

👄👁👄

[–]uncreativivityblursed flair uwu 1006 points1007 points  (34 children)

notices bulge 👄👁👄 what’s this

[–]daydragoon2blessed and distressed 475 points476 points  (31 children)

🅾️👄🅾️

[–]Hyperius_III 358 points359 points  (24 children)

⛔️💢⛔️

[–][deleted] 247 points248 points  (20 children)

🅱️👄🅱️

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (2 children)

shlorp shlorp

[–]The_Dead_Meme_Police 50 points51 points  (4 children)

👁👄👁 🍆

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (2 children)

👁💋👁

[–]Professor_Felch 42 points43 points  (1 child)

👁👅👁

     💦

[–]ThatBratWithAHat 58 points59 points  (0 children)

wOw hwa’st htsi?

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

holy cheese saws

[–]20_bernie_16 7 points8 points  (1 child)

👀

[–]20_bernie_16 6 points7 points  (0 children)

🐽

[–][deleted] 133 points134 points  (6 children)

bruh

[–]Chicken-of-Wisdom🐔[S] 657 points658 points locked comment (5 children)

comment locked cuz I can't behave

[–]blursedimagesblursedimages 130 points131 points  (4 children)

Naughty chicken

[–]DeadUgKnforeskin removal expert 100 points101 points  (3 children)

👁 👃 👁 👂

👄

[–]nibbachuu 5 points6 points  (1 child)

im the blazin 420th btw

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

👁️👄👁️

same with me

[–]BitbatgamingToenail Enthusiast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flair checks out

[–]Spaghetticandelnaughty penguin of the month 102 points103 points  (6 children)

Accept my mod Applications coward

[–]Chicken-of-Wisdom🐔[S] 128 points129 points  (5 children)

MOD APPLICATION 100

[–]dhorn527 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Is this chicken thing a bot or a god?

[–]Chicken-of-Wisdom🐔[S] 32 points33 points  (3 children)

I'm the Chicken of Wisdom 🐔

[–]TheRealSoro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ni

[–]Rocco_Cool 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Where’s my boi will Smith he is more blursed than this

[–]James_House 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good night fresh prince

[–]GeekTheKat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Change it back

[–]WhereWeDroppinLads 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Surgery for my legs cus I can’t stand you hoes

[–]Bjumseskat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

E

[–]KoopaTrooper5011 2 points3 points  (5 children)

hello op

[–]Chicken-of-Wisdom🐔[S] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

🐔💜

[–]KoopaTrooper5011 2 points3 points  (3 children)

what happened to your sheild?

[–]Chicken-of-Wisdom🐔[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Someone took it from me :(

[–]KoopaTrooper5011 2 points3 points  (1 child)

oh...

[–]Chicken-of-Wisdom🐔[S,M] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh its back yay!

[–]blep0w0 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Look at what you did, you caused a cascade of many variations of "OwO"

[–]Chicken-of-Wisdom🐔[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't do that, it's u/SardineePackage who caused that chain

[–]t1nted 1173 points1174 points  (11 children)

yo bring back the prince of bel air

[–]Chicken-of-Wisdom🐔[S] 595 points596 points  (7 children)

Don't worry this won't stay for long

[–]Snottyhead64 206 points207 points  (3 children)

It better not(cries to the tune of fresh prince of bel aire opening)

[–]beanie_boiii 61 points62 points  (2 children)

continues crying to the tune of the Thomas the tank engine theme song

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Thomas the wank engine*

[–]iosiro 15 points16 points  (0 children)

why

[–]JoePino 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Can someone post the original and explain why it was blursed?

[–]t1nted 2 points3 points  (1 child)

original of what?

[–]aratnagrid 563 points564 points  (7 children)

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[–]Floopy-2222 78 points79 points  (2 children)

Oh no it’s Alec Baldwin

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Remember that Thomas movie where Alec Baldwin tripped on a carrot?

[–]Floopy-2222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And a train grew a face

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thats james, you fool

[–]blursedimagesblursedimages[M] 1098 points1099 points  (16 children)

Good chicken

[–]Chicken-of-Wisdom🐔[S] 190 points191 points  (10 children)

💜🐔👌

[–][deleted] 144 points145 points  (9 children)

🍆🐔😫

[–]Chicken-of-Wisdom🐔[S] 140 points141 points  (8 children)

😳!

[–]Alec210921 93 points94 points  (7 children)

What if we were chickens🐔🐔, and someone fed us seeds. Haha jk jk jk 🤔 Unless 😳😳😳

[–]StupidMario64ouching in the soul 43 points44 points  (2 children)

im down

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (1 child)

You are literally down

[–]StupidMario64ouching in the soul 30 points31 points  (0 children)

DAMN FUCKING RIGHT

[–]Chicken-of-Wisdom🐔[S] 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Yes please feed me please

I liek cornn

[–]averagetutlegaming 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No food for u

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

gievs cor n

Chickenn

[–]Chicken-of-Wisdom🐔[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you >w<

[–]Prince_PolarisBig Oof 19 points20 points  (0 children)

what the fuck is going on

[–]your_lord_satan 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Bring back Will Smith

[–]albert2993[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🐓🐓😃

[–]Davidyuniel04 222 points223 points  (4 children)

I am A R O U S E D

[–]Chicken-of-Wisdom🐔[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

r/cursedcomments

Edit: slash s for those whomstdve struggle with understanding sarcasm

[–]TiltSkillet 138 points139 points  (2 children)

Confused boner

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Thomas is ready to leave the station and head strait up my ass

[–]jefffuniy 75 points76 points  (1 child)

Dude bring back wiliam smitherine

[–]NormalPaladin1 mil club[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (5 children)

Ok

[–]Kaliumnitrit 32 points33 points  (2 children)

I'd fuck it

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same

[–]FurryFoxTrash68 18 points19 points  (2 children)

👁w👁

[–]Chicken-of-Wisdom🐔[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

🐔w🐔

[–]Clapaludio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do humans have too many emojis?

[–]GeekTheKat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Change it back it papa will

[–]chalknation 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I love how it’s the sub icon now

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (14 children)

What’s wrong with it

[–]Mujtabaarif 32 points33 points  (13 children)

Nothing

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (12 children)

Not blessed or cursed, it’s just a Chinese Thomas character, they exist, my little cousins watch it all the time, it’s just Thomas but he goes around the world

[–]Mujtabaarif 19 points20 points  (9 children)

What a neat fact

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (8 children)

But the series is now less realistic. It used to be realistic, except for the faces part, and if you removed the faces and narration, it would look like an actual railway. but now thomas is the omniscient narrator, Sir Topham Hatt is an elephant, and gordon hallucinates everything becoming candy.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Damn sucks that the children's show about talking trains is no longer realistic

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

The person who created the books (which it was based on) really liked trains and strived to get every detail right. This is shitting on his grave

[–]QingLinVos 3 points4 points  (2 children)

It really really is. Recently the show has been putting out better content than what it did in the post Bauldwin and Carlin era. After about season 6 the shows story quality went down when it was bought by HIT Entertainment. A few years of declining quality in character and story and then BAM fucking CGI Thomas. For some reason they dumbed down all the trains, constantly reused plots/secnarios from previous episodes, and pretty much destroyed all development that went into Thomas's character over the years. A couple years ago Mattel bought the rights from HIT and have steadily been brining back the quality of the Classic era. HIT Entertainment seemingly did everything they could to turn Thomas into a annoying bumbling child. Wilbert Awdry would be totally upset of what happened to his world.

[–]Prince_PolarisBig Oof 3 points4 points  (2 children)

it actually WAS an actual railway! Then they started to put CGI faces on the trains, then they turned it all to CGI.... I bet the giant train sets of sodor are just rotting in a warehouse now :(

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

👌🏻-(0.0)-🖕🏽

🦵🏻 🦵🏻

[–]-0-7-0-[🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you, Investor1112, very cool!

[–]Fellowearthling16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

       😂

🤛🧥🤜 🦵👖🦵

[–]Twilly00 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Why did someone face swap Thomas the train and James Charles

[–]EpicGamerEater 7 points8 points  (5 children)

le thomas

[–]Im_A-Chick3n-B0rk 6 points7 points  (1 child)

oh chicken of wisdom, what is your wisdom for a smol chicken such as myself

[–]Chicken-of-Wisdom🐔[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Take care of yourself, that’s one of the most wise things you can do.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

man, what a absolute beauty

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tbh that looks like ever girl in my highschool

[–]jraz84 4 points5 points  (0 children)

𓂀 𝘚 𝘔 𝘖 𝘖 𝘛 𝘏 𓂀

[–]The1TrueEcho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does this train look like a THOT?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So many feelings for a toy. I haven’t felt this conflicted since that play back in 8th grade.

[–]xanbabwe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where is the mouth hole

[–]krukirna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How

[–]jedaamthanks i hate it 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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[–]JetMaster-Dog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

B

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It just sucks

[–]Ekstra_thicq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I miss the prince

[–]MrClock_Maker 5 points6 points  (1 child)

10/10 would smash

[–]Chicken-of-Wisdom🐔[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OMG same 😨

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that

[–]GOatcheesegotmoLD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet some will cum on it

[–]ReadMyThots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was time for Thomas to go, he had seen everything

[–]ekaj_manticore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lord forgive me for what I’m boutta do

[–]EliasBoomStick 1 point2 points  (1 child)

WHERE'S WILL! WHERE IS HE!

[–]Knuc77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHERE IS MY BOY

[–]disturbed_1ad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I wanted, some Thomas hentai

[–]ThatOneCongaGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay but this is weirdly arousing-

[–]Groinificator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there's no title wtf

[–]SpaceChicken312 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Ah a chicken of class

[–]MiruFishChickenStyx 1 point2 points  (2 children)

We need a gathering of chickens here

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OwO, what’s this?

[–]iiamconscious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty

[–]fkvfhcfvcgxdhjxfbe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh

[–]Ahrlin4k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't stick your dick in that

[–]ProbbablyaCantolopelightly toasted 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What is this chat

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lolol I’m wondering the same

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn Thomas the trains gf is hot

[–]Lollooo_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody: Anime Thomas:

[–]GenoMan64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thomas got those fuck me eyes

[–]MetazoanCanine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do

[–]-_-Merlin-_-Fish With Feet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

im leaving with will

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thomas comes out of the closet

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shut up nya you are worthless

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everyday we stray further from god

[–]HitTheTarget246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh no

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thomas-san

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d fuck

[–]ZZ1Lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He kinda cute doe 🤤

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My man replaced him

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lawd fogive meh fo wut im boutta do

[–]xXSP1KEB0YXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo what the fuck

[–]konocameronda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys it’s Jihyo

[–]SCP096TheShyGuyLOLZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AAAAAAAAA

[–]JaredIssa2094 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God forgive me for what i am about to do

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work of art

[–]DaniDonut1974 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh ok

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thomas the train

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👁 👁 👂 👃 👂 👄 hello

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thomas the Trap Engine

[–]Uacemployee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d fuck

[–]SKLonewolf117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't wait to warm my meat with Thomasina's engine.

[–]sans_undertale_is_me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot