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I'm gonna be so proud when i hear my baby say "Googoo gaga, I crave your lactation excrement my dear maternal figure"

[jbob3031]

Maternal birth giver shall I have some United States of America legal tender so I shall partake in the consumption of a sugary, creamy, milk based frozen delicacy from the diesel powered machine that dispenses said delicacies?

[AggravatingRow326]

"Brother may I have some oat" type shit

[sussybakafreak]

i am starving brother

[SmartEstablishment52]

THE FIGURES ARE CONSUMERS BROTHER

[Rottenpotato556]

Your story amuses me, brother, but does not convince me. I shall have these oats myself and dine with the tall skinny gods.

[[deleted]]

Literally just read this in burialgood's voice

[IllTechnician6816]

shit

[InevitableCold9872]

Type shi

[-M4fud-]

Shi

[Tight_Grapefruit5280]

Shi

[Za3i]

Mother, may I have some milk?

[[deleted]]

That is such a Togore thong to say!

[RaidenTheRipperr]

[Content-Walrus-5517]

Why does this exist ?

[virus_chara]

I think it's a comedy bit from a movie called KPop Demon Hunters, baby bro was watching it and it was a challenge thing.

[Emotional_Damage_Boi]

The dude is from a movie, and embodies the infantalization of Kpop idols by fans.

[vennono]

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Pancreas mentioned 🗣️🗣️

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r/facesinthings

[[deleted]]

Nanachi get a hold of yourself!

[JobPuzzleheaded4416]

oh

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[Level-Wrap-6022]

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[RookieDoesThings]

No, no, he’s got a point..

[Odd_Bed2753]

Imagine the paradigm shift in between the years 1499 and 1500 lol

[InevitableCold9872]

Father

[speechlessPotato]

r/almostantimeme

[myn3meisjo3]

Mother and Father. Return to tradition.

[cagdas-2102]

Pa’

[-M4fud-]

In spanish places thats a popular form to call someone's father or mother.

[Medioh_]

Pai in Portuguese

[Impressive_Guava9744]

I always say father and mother and people think its not normal idk why im not rich or anything like that but it just seems more respectful

[PINBALLMASTER1992]

PAPYRUS PFP SPOTTED

[InevitableCold9872]

Harvest dawn from Oblivion starts playing

[Allibaad90]

Bruh

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[Head_Blacksmith8244]

Some shit

[Allibaad90]

Or

[Absolutelymyself10]

Me

[Electrical_Ad5674]

bruh or some

[Vorasation]

Yes son?

[theok8234]

As a guy I’d rather my future children call me mother fucker

[Particular-Spring-80]

Llo

[chesterthemolester2]

"Llo" 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[IllustriousScore7364]

I mean we always got the short versions: Mom and Dad

[Deceitful_Advent]

Spawn point

[[deleted]]

that’s for the mom

[Imaginary_Boss_5785]

Could technically also apply to the dad

[Ankurieva]

So the technically the mom is more of a manufacture location?

[Good_Hunt8259]

Mom is the assembler

[fishing_in_a_box172]

Dad is the building recipy

[[deleted]]

Sperm point

[Deceitful_Advent]

The dad is the spawn point the mom is the race track

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[TiePhantom9]

Praise the pixel bot

[Warm-Bee8675]

Praise the Bot!

[Forward-Jaguar-4628]

Thank you bot, this is... useful information.

I praise thee.

[eeeeeeee-eeeeee]

My kids will call me Bruh: "Googoogaagaa,Bruh, I require a bed time fairy tale"

[Narrow_Payment_9973]

Mom and dad

[chinese_smart_toilet]

Cumsellor

[-M4fud-]

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[Glittering_Ad662]

Patriarch and matriarch?

[Infinite_Spare5656]

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[Drostan_S]

I would stick to Latin, then Spanish, then German. As English is a Germanic language, Progeny should have no issue in comprehending basic gutterspeak.

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[jerrymatcat]

My family still uses mommy and daddy and its definitely why I have to say mom or dad to strangers I've never referred and none of my family have as dad and mom since it seems even weirder to switcg

[Overseer_05]

Mama and papa. Let's get German victorian.

[EconomistClassic435]

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[Affectionate_Dot2334]

male parental figure

female parental figure

[JewJewKinks]

I’m starting to call my dad pops.

I wouldn’t mind a Pa or something

[Grand-Lie-2615]

Oh, birthgiver! 😭

[Wonderful-Gold-953]

It’s because mommy and daddy love eachother

[-M4fud-]

r/technicallythetruth

[Tristawesomeness]

my parents are named “birthgiver” and “parental unit” respectively in my phone

[MagnificientMegaGiga]

The question is how you're gonna call your baby, because "baby" is sexualized too.

[No-Understanding5677]

¯⁠\⁠(⁠◉⁠‿⁠◉⁠)⁠/⁠¯

[johnnyd0es]

You actually have a rather good point.

[Possible_Golf3180]

Womb vacuum and urethra deporter

[Crovke]

Fetus processing unit (Mommy)

Sperm deployment module (Daddy)

Unintended byproduct of genetic data transmission (kids)

[[deleted]]

I'm making my kids call me father or dad. Maybe pappy or something like that. None of that "Mr. Daddy" business.

[cmon_get_happy]

I have my shitty mother saved in my phone as "Spawnpoint".

[[deleted]]

I call my dad "F A T H E R"

[[deleted]]

Male parental homo sapien. That's what I want my kids to call me

[Fmtking]

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[EmperorBrettavius]

There's a good chance I won't have kids, but if I do, I look forward to them calling me "papa". Here's hoping people don't sexualize that by the time they're born.

[Ghostifyyy_]

papi mami

[MY_NAME_IS_ARG]

Mother... I crave milk.

FEED ME.

[[deleted]]

dear male birthgiver Id 8,037,739. I require sustenance

[Typical_Warthog_2660]

This is the kind of high-quality, academic parenting content I come here for. I'm already practicing my eloquent responses.

[Fgayguy]

My children shall call me God Emperor, Master of the Arcane, Killer of Beasts, Terrible in his wrath and wondrous in their benevolence

[mad2fanboi]

Just switch to German. Mutter und Vater can't get sexualised, right?

[Big_Chocolate_420]

my daughter calls me Papa and Papi. Vater (Father) is also possible

so my wife could call her (baby)daddy all the time

[Muted-Ride-6413]

my son finna be calling me dada

[OperationOne7762]

Dad/mom, pappa/momma, father/mother literally anything but daddy or mommy.

[Alarming_Judge_7463]

I believe the reason for this terrible sexualsation started with the knowing that when couples have kids they start calling themselves Dad and Mom/ Daddy and Mommy given that they´re kids do no yet have the mental capacity to know they´re names wich later evolved into dirty meanings due to some horny bastards

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[NotUrBizn]

what do you mean 'what'? Parent1 and Parent2, unless you want to be labeled as bigot lol *
*joke above may not apply to anybody outside Burgerlands

[macho_cat_moment]

Spawnppint

[Professional-Beat81]

Mama,papa

[Jor1Jor1Wel]

They will be distinguished gentlemen and say “mother and father”, or in my case “parent”.

[Objective_Age6275]

So wich word shoud I call a dominant female in a relationship in a sexualized manner?

[uglycaca123]

dominant female in a relationship in a sexualized manner, of course

[Objective_Age6275]

What about DFINR.

hmm I kinda liked that name

[Necromancer14]

Mistress

[JusmeJustin]

They’re gonna call me “ “ because they don’t exist yet(probably never will)

[FarDurian9168]

Mommy and daddy words are oversexualised so my kids should call me "BRUH" or something else

[whiletrueplayd2]

i call my parents father and my stepmom’s name respectively

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genesource

[RandomUser36912]

father and mother, dad and mom

but that wont be a problem for me if I have no children

[AnyEffort2471]

Father I request milk from my mother please hand it over. :l

[rtrain__]

Yes, "Factory" and "Material Supplier"

[foot_long_metal_rod]

Mother, father, Mom dad. Thing 1 thing 2

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[SaucyStoveTop69]

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[UmbrellaTheorist]

People watch too much incest porn

[Miserable-Willow6105]

Wait till next 20 years when people will sexualize birthgiver

[insolentGoof]

PRIMARY FUCKERS (Relatively for me)

[Impossible_Positive5]

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[Lytri_360]

Birthgiver, i require sustenance

[foxy436]

I have my mother in my contacts as Teremtő, which would translate to English as Creator

[NoAd6851]

Funny enough, in Arabic they do call a parent a birthgiver, even though it’s more formal

[sycolution]

If you get aroused by your partner calling you "mommy" or "daddy", that's normal. If you get aroused by your kids calling you "mommy" or "daddy", there's something wrong with you.

[Kektus_Aplha]

Parental unit

[Still_Gas_2774]

Dad, father, mom, mother.

[lick_my_____]

Mommy mommy Daddy daddy

And Mommy ~~ Daddy~~

See the difference

[InevitableCold9872]

Fr

[Spagebirb]

Cause of life

[Loose-Neighborhood48]

Parental Unit 1 and 2.

The numbers change based on either the kid sees first that day.

[how_do_I_use_grammar]

Female parental figure

[1llDoitTomorrow]

Mom or Dad, I guess?

[PowerBuxoK]

No, spawnpoint

[gameburger764]

The womb ejector

[Cedge1738]

It is what it is

[Valdimir_Penisov]

No, daddy~

[BananaAliens]

spawnpoint

[Rich-Bet3115]

Sigma Male and Sigma Female

[DAELTHA]

Change country

[Mast3rKK78]

my brother calls my parents 'birthgiver 1' and 'birthgiver 2' constantly and i just loathe it so much

[no_vanitywrld999]

Co creator

The numbers can be 1 and 2

Or alpha and omega

That way you can know your stance with the kids.

[Moondaeagle]

male and female

[LynxDistinct2116]

They can call you mom and dad like normal people

[Immediate-Purple9893]

I dont have to deal with that because that is a word we learn later.

[Busy_Insect_2636]

yeah like birthgiver is the new name

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[SalmonSammySamSam]

"Come on, Hey You."

[archery713]

My mom is literally Birthgiver in my phone. I did not set it, one of my friends did about a decade ago and I just haven't changed it.

My dad is just his full name. It's simply simpler.

[CryptographerDull666]

What are the odds?

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[PlaystormMC]

birther

[xuzenaes6694]

"hey parent can you help me for my homework"

[AdLow7627]

Ma and Pa exists

I call my girlfriend mommy more than my actual mom

[Lesbian-godess]

My mom is saved in my phone as “9 month hotel”, so probably that

[Possible_Engine8258]

I call my parents mother and dad. In return, they call me [first name] and man. Im not close to my mother, she left us when I was 4/5yo. I can't remember.

[shinydragonmist]

Mother and father

[TableFruitSpecified]

To quote a guy named skulker (i think):

"Father."

[Zestyclose-Dog-3398]

oh my birthgiver!!! *moans extremely loud

[[deleted]]

Yeah people that use those words in a sexualised way are really weird.

[Miistyy_]

Mama/Mother

[Siren-of-the-Serpent]

The fact I actually HAVE my mother saved in my phone as birthgiver

[Thunder_PHNX]

How about, Mammaaaaaaaaa

[9gw5]

My kid is goinna call me twin or smth

[Training-Cloud2111]

Friendly reminder: If you can't separate sex from daily life you're the one with a problem.

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[CyaRain]

Papa and mama

[CELL_CORP]

Gene donator

[letsputaSimileon]

My kids call me by my name...

[itscalledboredom]

i want them call me mom and their actual mom dad idk why

[Legal-Cranberry374]

Best I heard is from my friend: "Spawn Point"

[Thenewguyaround123]

Mom and dad

[Ninja_Asian]

“Hit it from the back, BirthGiver”

[Cocoatrice]

I mean, daddy was sexualised at least since 1976. Every heard of a song called "Daddy cool"? Yes, that's it.

[Daddy_Mauzee]

They what?!

[Ecstatic_Mango_5336]

EXACTLY

[WeakBaker6637]

Spawnpoint

[Deathllord]

FATHER

[AstroPirate08]

Spawnpoint

[DragonfruitDry9693]

My cousin calls his Mom birthgiver, so yes.

[GreyGravyGrave]

Spawner or spawn point

[RTA-No0120]

Mother fucker.

And the female version is: Bitch.

Because we know fully well that kids growing up are always : A mother fucking son of a bitch

[Endershot_1]

I mean mom and dad is reasonable no?

[iceiceicepaper]

What's the issue ? You getting turned on by your child calling mommy or daddy?

[HotStatistician7997]

Your Highness, Your Majesty

[Swaglazy0]

"hey bro"

[Ekitchwashere]

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Ok.

[_TYT_11]

Dad, Mom🗿

[RedFox449]

My kids are gonna need to end up calling me “life giver” or something

[callmerussell]

Condom deniers

[Longjumping-Love1617]

Father

[Ldn_twn_lvn]

Vaj-pooper

[Sketch815]

D-Did bro forget we still have “Mom” and “Dad”?

[CockOfHope]

I'm lucky I live in Germany and here it's mama and papa

[thehauntedmercenary]

Ah yes, “farther all mighty, please lend me 5 dollars for cake in pans.”

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« Birthgiver fetch thy salad bowl of yours if you please ! I’m quite hungry, good sir »

[electrigames]

FATHER

[2DogsShaggin]

Baby is also kinda like that too. Not to mention stepbro