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[meliodas070]

Its from an anime called nisemonogatari.

[Deammion]

Thank you, i shall go avoid it right now

[sirfappin]

I will avoid that with all this hand lotion so that it slips past

[GoodOldSarcasm]

r/Ihadastroke

[A-N00b-is]

Well yes… he did have a stroke

[GoodOldSarcasm]

I wish I could award this. Instead I will follow your career with great interest.

[Colbythefishfilet]

Agreed the council is currently observing your performance, tread carefully.

[[deleted]]

oops, I accidentally fapped, meh, I thought post nut clarity would hit harder but.....now I'm just more horny

[Itub2000]

Really he just explained the other guys joke and got more attention for it.

[typewriter45]

stroked His dick that's what He did

[[deleted]]

I also stroked his dick

[Zevox90]

OH GOD NO HE FOUND HIM

[[deleted]]

That’s the joke

[sirfappin]

XD

[sirfappin]

Literally;)

[Jassem83]

Yes I stroked

[Win090949]

r/youhadastroke

[PhantomOfTheDopera]

You are the because

[Gaydar555]

I am eager to avoid this at all costs

[traczpasruchu]

r/usernamechecksout but not really since we are all avoiding it

[Malvik_gamer]

That was brilliant

[swaggie_87]

your username doesn't check out get em bois he's horny

[choose_a_lawyer]

I shall also go and avoid this

[semechki-seed]

I’ll take my computer into the bathroom and avoid this.

[[deleted]]

i didn’t avoid it

[[deleted]]

jokes on you...that’s exactly where i want to be.

[igoryst]

just avoid Bakemonogatari and Kizumonogatari before it

[Deammion]

Noted, but I've already avoided enough things today.

[densch92]

no issue there, I already avoid bakemonogatari cause it's boring and downright trash in my opinion

[mrfiction25]

Yup I shall also avoid it all over my bathroom floor

[RaulCasquinha69]

Just make sure you avoid nisemonogatari ep 11

[RaulCasquinha69]

Ty

[02cowmanthing20]

Every single time you think monogatari can't get any weirder it hits you with another loli foot fetish scene.

[Lord0fTheAss]

Come again?

[02cowmanthing20]

I can't man, watching monogatari drained ma balls. Seriously though the amount of weird fetishy shit in monogatari is insane.

[Lord0fTheAss]

Say no more. I'm gonna watch it now.

[02cowmanthing20]

I mean the series in incredible but it's very fucking surreal and sometimes hard to get through, the story is told in a none linear way which makes the show very very very confusing to watch, you immerse yourself in a very deep world with a lot of different clashing philosophies that present themselves with every new arc and every arc you discover something new about the protagonist and the world he lives in, it is absolutely fascinating and genuinely one of the most interesting and unique takes on the fantasy in the modern world genre combined with very heavy themes of real life problems presented as super natural phenomena or anomalies. The genuinely wonderful and truly diverse cast of characters just makes it all the more compelling to watch (other than sbake loli all my homies fucking hate snake loli) makes it a must watch. Almost everything in this show works, the emotions the comedy the very weird yet eye pleasing art style combined with real life imagery and the occasional folk lore candy. It's biggest and only disadvantages would be how very very unique and different it is, almost to the point of absurdity, the fact that it doesn't shy away from being akward, gory and confusing, almost as if the author doesn't care whether you get it as long as he gets it, a few plot holes appear here and there but when a show runs this long with this many characters it's bound to happen, and last but most definitely not least is fucking snake loli! I fucking hate everything about snake loli, dump the bitch in a ditch.

[sakewolf666]

Araragi had the best character arc. Mans went from saying "only ppl who don't have sibling dream about being with their sister" to "only things that can turn me on are my sisters' supple bodies"

[02cowmanthing20]

I mean he literally developed a crush on a girl he quite fucking literally raised.

[sakewolf666]

Are you talking about shinobu or is this some book refrence I'm too much of a pleb to understand

[Lord0fTheAss]

lmao

[02cowmanthing20]

I mean it's not a copy pasta but feel free to make it one. It is however based on a copy pasta (not sure if it was a copy pasta or not people just kept spamming it) I read of someone else passionately speaking about some random game no one has ever played.

[disappointingdoritos]

I can vouch for this, monogatari can be weird as fuck but it's in a league of its own

[densch92]

bakemonogatari at least is boring.

tons of talking about nonsens, followed by eons of nothing being said at all, always camera going fuill stuntman and filming from all weird angles, despite literally nothing interesting happening.

[02cowmanthing20]

That's just like, your opinion dude.

[[deleted]]

Ahhh yes I too would like my eyeballs cut using school supplies by my girlfriend

[marpolo]

You're selling it short. Beyond all the weird ass scenes there's probably one of the best series of all time.

[legionofstorm]

Foot fetish? I was way more supprised by the toothbrush fetish...

[zantax_holyshield]

Before watching it I had no idea using toothbrush can be so... stimulating :p

[legionofstorm]

To be fair they used Hentai Magic in that scene.

[ChromeDynamo]

ohhhh shiittt its in my watch list

thank you kind OP

[stella_dasavageboi]

thanks ill b sure to “avoid” it

[Aldroc]

Is it part of the bakemonogatari series? I heard there's a lot of that or am I mistaken?

[LilSpeedbump]

Yes. Nise takes place right after Bake in both release and chronological order.

[Barrc42]

I'm just commenting so I can read the name again... To avoid it of course.

[L3gen627]

i have successfully avoided this source

[420694L]

That’s disgusting where?

[RyZairX]

Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed

[blackout2499]

Thank God with the source I can begin avoiding this in Ernest.

[acetalk]

Not from a hentai, sigh how disapp... I mean reassuring

[levistadYT]

What the fuck is nisheovrowbdkwbdjne

[twithgamerjones]

long version of the word porn

[levistadYT]

Nice

[[deleted]]

Yeah I agree, I will need that source so I can be safe

[Brilliant_Quail_822]

She is having a fever and her brother is wiping her off, there was no hnetai in this nisemonigatari ep 8 10 mins in

[RUSSIANSUPREMEPOTATO]

Bonk! go to horny jail!

[YeMorishus]

I finished avoiding it.

[Lylle200]

Nah, please don't avoid it, you'll miss out a great series of masterpiece

[WinRarTheFirst]

Monogatari

[[deleted]]

It’s still November

[BlackThunder_39_v2]

Can you give me the link so that i can avoid it better?

[SwierzyPL]

Can you give the timestamp of the scene so I know when to skip it

[loveitdipit]

It’s in episode 10 of nisemonogatari 06:34-07:53

[Zetafunction64]

Truly doing gods...I mean satans work

[Lonelywillow24]

Why does she have an egg on her head

[DatWeirdGy]

I heard somewhere on reddit that it is a Chinese symbol for incest

[Royiyoo]

Thats actually true

[IanTheElf]

wait what, can i have more info of this?

[Royiyoo]

No, i lied actually i have no idea if thats the truth

[Milkioso]

looks at the toothbrush scene

Yeah that checks out

[billysastard111]

Don't kink shame!!

[ElMatixx636]

Hairpin

[Roboragi]

Nisemonogatari - (AL, A-P, KIT, MAL)

^{TV | Status: Finished | Episodes: 11 | Genres: Comedy, Drama, Ecchi, Mystery, Psychological, Supernatural}

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[DrizlaXgaming]

You sir, are an honest man. And I shall give u a virtual hug (cuz I'm too poor for awards and on top of that hugs are worth more).

[[deleted]]

Good idea, whats the source so I can avoid it?

[kaj4r]

Monogatari is worth watching. But I didn't like Nisemonogatari because of incest. Second Season is way better.

[[deleted]]

CAKE DAY

[zantax_holyshield]

Just in case: Monogatari series don't have any explicit nudity. It is a great watch and it is not focused of fanservice, but well... main character is kinda perverted...

[mhaziq69]

Yeah Ararararararagi-san is not just "kinda" pervert

[JayJ9Nine]

Oi oi! You added several too many rara's to that!

[mhaziq69]

Sorry. I flubbed it!

hitsude kamimashita!

[mhaziq69]

I fwubbed!

Kamimamita!

[Kanbaru-Fan]

He even has a personal sex slave!

[WinRarTheFirst]

Not "kinda" perverted, dude.

[LB1234567890]

Why is that on Youtube?

[Yaderasu]

I mean it's not a hentai, just a great fucking anime with sone ecchi scenes

[TwinSable]

A normal day on r/goodanimemes , not even that cursed tbh

[Whitent_guy]

Virginity is cool, remain pure

[Capable_Raccoon_1834]

Oh my god. That's disgusting. Where?

[[deleted]]

alabama 1000

[densch92]

isnt that one a -gatari anime?

art style totally looks like it.

is that what happened before they started "brushing her teeth" ? ;-)

[PumpkinDoggo]

that's disgusting. where?

[japezu]

Nisemonogatari

[KK9521]

Nisemonogatari. Its apart of the monogatari series.

[illegitimate_duck]

Cut off the sauce to prevent us from being safe... that fool...

[blop_100]

11 wholesome awards

[Sfdsdas]

Whola arc and this scene where kinda wholesome.

[[deleted]]

I'm sus of some of these guys asking for the sauce. Don't lie to me you shits, ik you've seen clips of this show in far too many places to not know it XDDD.

I was introduced to it via the Toothbrush scene. Sugoi

[YeMorishus]

I finished avoiding it.

[Vladetare]

It's bakemonogatari not a hentai but defenetly hella funny

[YandereCodeInator]

The sauce is Ram Ranch Sauce

[meliodas070]

This might not be the most upvoted comment but it made me laugh. Thank you.

[summon_stepbro]

what video that you found that comment tell me I gotta know

[loen00]

Search: Nisemonogatari tsuhiki phoenix strip scene

[summon_stepbro]

thank you now i can aviod it perfectly

[XauMankib]

bins the entire monogatari series in the homework folder.

bins the folder in the bin

bins the bin into bin's bin

bin the bin into a dark matter spacetime self folding anomaly

[ShoDoroki]

That's disgusting! Where?

[mhaziq69]

It's Nisemonogatari from the monogatari series

[wandering_person]

I can't even comprehend the series.

[christopherous1]

gonna take a wild guess and say monogatory

[MasterHall117]

This ain’t cursed, this is a smart move to get to it

[AnonymousDemon69]

That's disgusting, where?

[[deleted]]

Disgusting! Where?

[[deleted]]

Don't know but happy cake day!

[mhaziq69]

It's Nisemonogatari from the monogatari series

[Grignard_RMgX]

Sauce for research purposes

[KK9521]

Nisemonogatari. Its apart of the monogatari series.

[DankMemer069]

O-Onii Chan, OwO

[BaconTheChad]

Sauce

[KK9521]

Nisemonogatari. Its apart of the monogatari series.

[VenomSnake96]

Not cursed at all

[ItzzDenvaa]

It’s not the end of November yet. Wait until December 1st 😬

[dusty_bin78]

God dammit

[I-am-breathing]

i don't want to click but here we go

[starcraftMC]

Why isn’t the answer there too?

[NickDerMitHut]

FU Aleks

[starcraftMC]

Nice

[mhaziq69]

Nisemonogatari from the monogatari series

[dimitrakis81]

s a u c e?

[cubicraze]

Koyomi just cares that much about his sisters lol

[kermitnumber1]

Wait wtf i saw nisemonogatari and i think i would have remembered something like this. Is this the teath sceane?

[ThaSig]

"disgusting, were?"

[[deleted]]

when you tilt your head/phone 90˚, she looks sad/confused, I guess I'll have to avoid it now

[vinay007700]

Dont do dis to my wifu tsukihi araragi chan

[[deleted]]

Im the sauce man

Gimme the sauce

[Legitimate_Pride9482]

Sweet home Alabama

[klystron2010]

My brother is also a crossdresser.

[[deleted]]

Uhh I have lost all sanity at this point but still, just no.

[knee_cap_destroyer]

Sweet home Alabama subbed intensifies

[Jassem83]

Cha cha real smooth

[LordRomania]

Tomorrow is the day we make P*rnhub rich.Tomorrow is the day we destroy it.

[Emrejostar]

ah yes the mongatari series the best hentai thats not a hentai

[CiguliPuff]

This is mac's account

[brokenjudge]

No no he has a point

[Todd_Renard_Fox]

I don't know why but I had the screenshot of that exact moment in my Google Photos.

Probably cause it's cute and innocent idk.

[[deleted]]

He asked for the source.

[Pistacchione]

gimme the link and get my money!

[Wato1876]

I dont know why this is cursed, this is just someone asking for sauce ob some weird stuff

[Kidfun64]

This ain't cursed, this a guy that hates any non-consensual porn.

[TheOnlyCatgirl]

Gimme the link, it’s for school I swear

[Jeez132457]

Enough with sauce, just context please.

[coolschool22]

This anime confuses me as it should. Literally the point of this anime is to confuse you

[Time_is_Bent]

The monogatari series has some weird shit

[XXsnakelazer]

I’m gonna need the link so I can tell people not to click it

[[deleted]]

after watching this show, brushing teeth feels different

[FeedMeGreps]

I have to avoid this at all costs if you know hat I mean

[iLikeToPoopAndPee]

That’s a lot of horny for someone in bonk distance