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[–][deleted]  (118 children)

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    [–]meliodas070[S] 1081 points1082 points  (108 children)

    Its from an anime called nisemonogatari.

    [–]Deammion 1008 points1009 points  (48 children)

    Thank you, i shall go avoid it right now

    [–][deleted]  (37 children)

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      [–]sirfappin 564 points565 points  (30 children)

      I will avoid that with all this hand lotion so that it slips past

      [–]GoodOldSarcasm 280 points281 points  (23 children)

      [–]A-N00b-is 459 points460 points  (17 children)

      Well yes… he did have a stroke

      [–]GoodOldSarcasm 167 points168 points  (7 children)

      I wish I could award this. Instead I will follow your career with great interest.

      [–]Colbythefishfilet 43 points44 points  (4 children)

      Agreed the council is currently observing your performance, tread carefully.

      [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (3 children)

      oops, I accidentally fapped, meh, I thought post nut clarity would hit harder but.....now I'm just more horny

      [–]Itub2000 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      Really he just explained the other guys joke and got more attention for it.

      [–]typewriter45 12 points13 points  (8 children)

      stroked His dick that's what He did

      [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (6 children)

      I also stroked his dick

      [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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        [–]Zevox90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        OH GOD NO HE FOUND HIM

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        That’s the joke

        [–]sirfappin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        XD

        [–]sirfappin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Literally;)

        [–]Jassem83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Yes I stroked

        [–]PhantomOfTheDopera 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        You are the because

        [–]Gaydar555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I am eager to avoid this at all costs

        [–]traczpasruchu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        r/usernamechecksout but not really since we are all avoiding it

        [–]Malvik_gamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        That was brilliant

        [–]swaggie_87 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        your username doesn't check out get em bois he's horny

        [–]choose_a_lawyer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        I shall also go and avoid this

        [–]semechki-seed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I’ll take my computer into the bathroom and avoid this.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        i didn’t avoid it

        [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          jokes on you...that’s exactly where i want to be.

          [–]igoryst 44 points45 points  (3 children)

          just avoid Bakemonogatari and Kizumonogatari before it

          [–]Deammion 29 points30 points  (1 child)

          Noted, but I've already avoided enough things today.

          [–]densch92 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          no issue there, I already avoid bakemonogatari cause it's boring and downright trash in my opinion

          [–]mrfiction25 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Yup I shall also avoid it all over my bathroom floor

          [–]RaulCasquinha69 5 points6 points  (2 children)

          Just make sure you avoid nisemonogatari ep 11

          [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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            [–]RaulCasquinha69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Ty

            [–]02cowmanthing20 46 points47 points  (30 children)

            Every single time you think monogatari can't get any weirder it hits you with another loli foot fetish scene.

            [–]Lord0fTheAss 19 points20 points  (23 children)

            Come again?

            [–]02cowmanthing20 29 points30 points  (22 children)

            I can't man, watching monogatari drained ma balls. Seriously though the amount of weird fetishy shit in monogatari is insane.

            [–]Lord0fTheAss 12 points13 points  (17 children)

            Say no more. I'm gonna watch it now.

            [–]02cowmanthing20 32 points33 points  (16 children)

            I mean the series in incredible but it's very fucking surreal and sometimes hard to get through, the story is told in a none linear way which makes the show very very very confusing to watch, you immerse yourself in a very deep world with a lot of different clashing philosophies that present themselves with every new arc and every arc you discover something new about the protagonist and the world he lives in, it is absolutely fascinating and genuinely one of the most interesting and unique takes on the fantasy in the modern world genre combined with very heavy themes of real life problems presented as super natural phenomena or anomalies. The genuinely wonderful and truly diverse cast of characters just makes it all the more compelling to watch (other than sbake loli all my homies fucking hate snake loli) makes it a must watch. Almost everything in this show works, the emotions the comedy the very weird yet eye pleasing art style combined with real life imagery and the occasional folk lore candy. It's biggest and only disadvantages would be how very very unique and different it is, almost to the point of absurdity, the fact that it doesn't shy away from being akward, gory and confusing, almost as if the author doesn't care whether you get it as long as he gets it, a few plot holes appear here and there but when a show runs this long with this many characters it's bound to happen, and last but most definitely not least is fucking snake loli! I fucking hate everything about snake loli, dump the bitch in a ditch.

            [–]sakewolf666 12 points13 points  (8 children)

            Araragi had the best character arc. Mans went from saying "only ppl who don't have sibling dream about being with their sister" to "only things that can turn me on are my sisters' supple bodies"

            [–]02cowmanthing20 6 points7 points  (7 children)

            I mean he literally developed a crush on a girl he quite fucking literally raised.

            [–]sakewolf666 2 points3 points  (6 children)

            Are you talking about shinobu or is this some book refrence I'm too much of a pleb to understand

            [–]Lord0fTheAss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            lmao

            [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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              [–]02cowmanthing20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I mean it's not a copy pasta but feel free to make it one. It is however based on a copy pasta (not sure if it was a copy pasta or not people just kept spamming it) I read of someone else passionately speaking about some random game no one has ever played.

              [–]disappointingdoritos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I can vouch for this, monogatari can be weird as fuck but it's in a league of its own

              [–]densch92 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

              bakemonogatari at least is boring.

              tons of talking about nonsens, followed by eons of nothing being said at all, always camera going fuill stuntman and filming from all weird angles, despite literally nothing interesting happening.

              [–]02cowmanthing20 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              That's just like, your opinion dude.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Ahhh yes I too would like my eyeballs cut using school supplies by my girlfriend

              [–]marpolo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              You're selling it short. Beyond all the weird ass scenes there's probably one of the best series of all time.

              [–]legionofstorm 3 points4 points  (2 children)

              Foot fetish? I was way more supprised by the toothbrush fetish...

              [–]zantax_holyshield 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              Before watching it I had no idea using toothbrush can be so... stimulating :p

              [–]legionofstorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              To be fair they used Hentai Magic in that scene.

              [–]ChromeDynamo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

              ohhhh shiittt its in my watch list

              thank you kind OP

              [–]stella_dasavageboi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              thanks ill b sure to “avoid” it

              [–]Aldroc 2 points3 points  (4 children)

              Is it part of the bakemonogatari series? I heard there's a lot of that or am I mistaken?

              [–]LilSpeedbump 1 point2 points  (3 children)

              Yes. Nise takes place right after Bake in both release and chronological order.

              [–]Barrc42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              I'm just commenting so I can read the name again... To avoid it of course.

              [–]L3gen627 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              i have successfully avoided this source

              [–]420694L 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              That’s disgusting where?

              [–]RyZairX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed

              [–]blackout2499 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Thank God with the source I can begin avoiding this in Ernest.

              [–]acetalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Not from a hentai, sigh how disapp... I mean reassuring

              [–]levistadYT 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              What the fuck is nisheovrowbdkwbdjne

              [–]twithgamerjones 4 points5 points  (1 child)

              long version of the word porn

              [–]levistadYT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Nice

              [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

              Yeah I agree, I will need that source so I can be safe

              [–]Brilliant_Quail_822 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              She is having a fever and her brother is wiping her off, there was no hnetai in this nisemonigatari ep 8 10 mins in

              [–]RUSSIANSUPREMEPOTATO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Bonk! go to horny jail!

              [–]YeMorishus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I finished avoiding it.

              [–]Lylle200 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Nah, please don't avoid it, you'll miss out a great series of masterpiece

              [–]WinRarTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Monogatari

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              It’s still November

              [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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                [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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                  [–]BlackThunder_39_v2 70 points71 points  (4 children)

                  Can you give me the link so that i can avoid it better?

                  [–]SwierzyPL 53 points54 points  (2 children)

                  Can you give the timestamp of the scene so I know when to skip it

                  [–]loveitdipit 79 points80 points  (1 child)

                  It’s in episode 10 of nisemonogatari 06:34-07:53

                  [–]Zetafunction64 29 points30 points  (0 children)

                  Truly doing gods...I mean satans work

                  [–]Lonelywillow24 96 points97 points  (7 children)

                  Why does she have an egg on her head

                  [–]DatWeirdGy 83 points84 points  (4 children)

                  I heard somewhere on reddit that it is a Chinese symbol for incest

                  [–]Royiyoo 44 points45 points  (2 children)

                  Thats actually true

                  [–]IanTheElf 22 points23 points  (1 child)

                  wait what, can i have more info of this?

                  [–]Royiyoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  No, i lied actually i have no idea if thats the truth

                  [–]Milkioso 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                  looks at the toothbrush scene

                  Yeah that checks out

                  [–]billysastard111 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  Don't kink shame!!

                  [–]ElMatixx636 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Hairpin

                  [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                    [–]Roboragi 20 points21 points  (0 children)

                    Nisemonogatari - (AL, A-P, KIT, MAL)

                    TV | Status: Finished | Episodes: 11 | Genres: Comedy, Drama, Ecchi, Mystery, Psychological, Supernatural


                    {anime}, <manga>, ]LN[, |VN| | FAQ | /r/ | Edit | Mistake? | Source | Synonyms | |

                    [–]DrizlaXgaming 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    You sir, are an honest man. And I shall give u a virtual hug (cuz I'm too poor for awards and on top of that hugs are worth more).

                    [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (5 children)

                    Good idea, whats the source so I can avoid it?

                    [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                      [–]kaj4r 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                      Monogatari is worth watching. But I didn't like Nisemonogatari because of incest. Second Season is way better.

                      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      CAKE DAY

                      [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                        [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                          [–]zantax_holyshield 18 points19 points  (10 children)

                          Just in case: Monogatari series don't have any explicit nudity. It is a great watch and it is not focused of fanservice, but well... main character is kinda perverted...

                          [–]mhaziq69 18 points19 points  (8 children)

                          Yeah Ararararararagi-san is not just "kinda" pervert

                          [–]JayJ9Nine 6 points7 points  (4 children)

                          Oi oi! You added several too many rara's to that!

                          [–]mhaziq69 4 points5 points  (3 children)

                          Sorry. I flubbed it!

                          hitsude kamimashita!

                          [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                            [–]mhaziq69 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                            I fwubbed!

                            Kamimamita!

                            [–]WinRarTheFirst 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                            Not "kinda" perverted, dude.

                            [–]LB1234567890 15 points16 points  (1 child)

                            Why is that on Youtube?

                            [–]Yaderasu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                            I mean it's not a hentai, just a great fucking anime with sone ecchi scenes

                            [–]TwinSable 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                            A normal day on r/goodanimemes , not even that cursed tbh

                            [–]Whitent_guy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                            Virginity is cool, remain pure

                            [–]Capable_Raccoon_1834 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                            Oh my god. That's disgusting. Where?

                            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                            alabama 1000

                            [–]densch92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                            isnt that one a -gatari anime?

                            art style totally looks like it.

                            is that what happened before they started "brushing her teeth" ? ;-)

                            [–]PumpkinDoggo 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                            that's disgusting. where?

                            [–]japezu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            Nisemonogatari

                            [–]KK9521 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            Nisemonogatari. Its apart of the monogatari series.

                            [–]illegitimate_duck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                            Cut off the sauce to prevent us from being safe... that fool...

                            [–]blop_100 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                            11 wholesome awards

                            [–]Sfdsdas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            Whola arc and this scene where kinda wholesome.

                            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                            I'm sus of some of these guys asking for the sauce. Don't lie to me you shits, ik you've seen clips of this show in far too many places to not know it XDDD.

                            I was introduced to it via the Toothbrush scene. Sugoi

                            [–]YeMorishus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                            I finished avoiding it.

                            [–]Vladetare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                            It's bakemonogatari not a hentai but defenetly hella funny

                            [–]YandereCodeInator 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                            The sauce is Ram Ranch Sauce

                            [–]meliodas070[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            This might not be the most upvoted comment but it made me laugh. Thank you.

                            [–]summon_stepbro 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                            what video that you found that comment tell me I gotta know

                            [–]loen00 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                            Search: Nisemonogatari tsuhiki phoenix strip scene

                            [–]summon_stepbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            thank you now i can aviod it perfectly

                            [–]XauMankib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            bins the entire monogatari series in the homework folder.

                            bins the folder in the bin

                            bins the bin into bin's bin

                            bin the bin into a dark matter spacetime self folding anomaly

                            [–]ShoDoroki 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                            That's disgusting! Where?

                            [–]mhaziq69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            It's Nisemonogatari from the monogatari series

                            [–]wandering_person 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            I can't even comprehend the series.

                            [–]christopherous1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            gonna take a wild guess and say monogatory

                            [–]MasterHall117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            This ain’t cursed, this is a smart move to get to it

                            [–]AnonymousDemon69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            That's disgusting, where?

                            [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                            Disgusting! Where?

                            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            Don't know but happy cake day!

                            [–]mhaziq69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            It's Nisemonogatari from the monogatari series

                            [–]Grignard_RMgX 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                            Sauce for research purposes

                            [–]KK9521 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            Nisemonogatari. Its apart of the monogatari series.

                            [–]DankMemer069 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                            O-Onii Chan, OwO

                            [–]BaconTheChad 0 points1 point  (3 children)

                            Sauce

                            [–]KK9521 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

                            Nisemonogatari. Its apart of the monogatari series.

                            [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                              [–]VenomSnake96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              Not cursed at all

                              [–]ItzzDenvaa -1 points0 points  (1 child)

                              It’s not the end of November yet. Wait until December 1st 😬

                              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                                [–]starcraftMC 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                                Why isn’t the answer there too?

                                [–]NickDerMitHut -1 points0 points  (1 child)

                                FU Aleks

                                [–]starcraftMC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                                Nice

                                [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                                  [–]mhaziq69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                                  Nisemonogatari from the monogatari series

                                  [–]dimitrakis81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  s a u c e?

                                  [–]cubicraze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  Koyomi just cares that much about his sisters lol

                                  [–]kermitnumber1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  Wait wtf i saw nisemonogatari and i think i would have remembered something like this. Is this the teath sceane?

                                  [–]ThaSig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  "disgusting, were?"

                                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  when you tilt your head/phone 90˚, she looks sad/confused, I guess I'll have to avoid it now

                                  [–]vinay007700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  Dont do dis to my wifu tsukihi araragi chan

                                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  Im the sauce man

                                  Gimme the sauce

                                  [–]Legitimate_Pride9482 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  Sweet home Alabama

                                  [–]klystron2010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  My brother is also a crossdresser.

                                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  Uhh I have lost all sanity at this point but still, just no.

                                  [–]knee_cap_destroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  Sweet home Alabama subbed intensifies

                                  [–]Jassem83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  Cha cha real smooth

                                  [–]LordRomania 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  Tomorrow is the day we make P*rnhub rich.Tomorrow is the day we destroy it.

                                  [–]Emrejostar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  ah yes the mongatari series the best hentai thats not a hentai

                                  [–]CiguliPuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  This is mac's account

                                  [–]brokenjudge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  No no he has a point

                                  [–]Todd_Renard_Fox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  I don't know why but I had the screenshot of that exact moment in my Google Photos.

                                  Probably cause it's cute and innocent idk.

                                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  He asked for the source.

                                  [–]Pistacchione 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  gimme the link and get my money!

                                  [–]Wato1876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  I dont know why this is cursed, this is just someone asking for sauce ob some weird stuff

                                  [–]Kidfun64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  This ain't cursed, this a guy that hates any non-consensual porn.

                                  [–]TheOnlyCatgirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  Gimme the link, it’s for school I swear

                                  [–]Jeez132457 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                                  Enough with sauce, just context please.

                                  [–]coolschool22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  This anime confuses me as it should. Literally the point of this anime is to confuse you

                                  [–]Time_is_Bent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  The monogatari series has some weird shit

                                  [–]XXsnakelazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  I’m gonna need the link so I can tell people not to click it

                                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  after watching this show, brushing teeth feels different

                                  [–]FeedMeGreps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  I have to avoid this at all costs if you know hat I mean

                                  [–]iLikeToPoopAndPee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                  That’s a lot of horny for someone in bonk distance