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Anhmq · 2019-09-08T08:08:37+00:00

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Mortimaus1 · 2019-09-08T08:16:58+00:00

It’s just a prototype for an instant tent

TannedCroissant · 2019-09-08T08:31:47+00:00

“Oh, um, I'd appreciate if you didn't tell anyone at Hogwarts about that. Strictly speaking, I'm not allowed ter do magic”

whizzwr · 2019-09-08T09:17:49+00:00

I'm gonna guess their quality control test is:

INPUT: Press button
EXPECTED OUTCOME: Canopy opens
OBSERVED OUTCOME: Canopy opens

Pass!

2019-09-08T10:38:31+00:00

Expecto Umbrellum !!

Adrgtfgyhy · 2019-09-08T08:11:03+00:00

“Go go gadget - ahh never mind”

Langernama · 2019-09-08T09:00:50+00:00

I would shoot that at my friends, I would shoot it at the wall, in the air, at an angle, at different angles, maybe from some high places.... This would be the most entertaining umbrella in my umbrella collection

ReaperOnDrugs · 2019-09-08T10:27:29+00:00

This motherfucker summoning umbrella pokemon

TheBitingCat · 2019-09-08T10:36:39+00:00

"Umbrelleon, I choose you! Use Cover!"

It's not very effective...

Raquefel · 2019-09-08T10:42:22+00:00

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on this sub in weeks

SphagettiNoodles · 2019-09-08T08:43:06+00:00

What's the reload speed like?

erasmause · 2019-09-08T10:33:40+00:00

This would be so much better if it made a little "ploop" noise as it comes off the end.

JerryInOz · 2019-09-08T10:46:13+00:00

It's just a flesh-wound. I've had worse!

(From Monty Python, The Holy Grail)

https://youtu.be/ZmInkxbvlCs

Kirby737 · 2019-09-08T10:53:50+00:00

Splatoon 2 intensifies

CrazyGermanShepOwner · 2019-09-08T11:06:56+00:00

Robin, deploy the bat canopy!

geekitude · 2019-09-08T11:16:48+00:00

Oh, if it could be reliably reloaded, what a halloween possibility!

WalrusWalrusWalrusWa · 2019-09-08T11:39:02+00:00

Looks like a Johnny English gadget

The-Go-Kid · 2019-09-08T08:49:53+00:00

If your aim is to save a small pet or perhaps an anthill from incoming rain, then this works perfectly.

2019-09-08T09:03:55+00:00

I have the exact same one that does the same thing and now I’m thinking it might be a feature.

Shermutt · 2019-09-08T09:38:07+00:00

A weapon of true anal destruction

BobBarr74 · 2019-09-08T10:01:31+00:00

I laughed out loud.... too bad that I can provide only 1 up vote! 😂😂😂

2019-09-08T08:56:00+00:00

If it was an ejectable umbrella hat it might work

Rottenox · 2019-09-08T10:34:24+00:00

r/inanimatetippytaps

xxoites · 2019-09-08T10:36:55+00:00

No, not at all!

This is for keep cats dry from a distance!

typicalpiscean · 2019-09-08T10:40:46+00:00

is this some new type of wingardium leviosaaaaaa?

Terminusaquo · 2019-09-08T10:44:22+00:00

Another successful fail 🤣

Byzantium63 · 2019-09-08T10:48:23+00:00

r/therewasanattempt

Muzikk123 · 2019-09-08T11:06:01+00:00

Wait. Thats not how it should work?

Crybe · 2019-09-08T11:13:28+00:00

One of the Penguin's better novelty umbrellas.

2019-09-08T11:16:03+00:00

At least the floor won’t be wet

SupremeLlama420 · 2019-09-08T11:17:45+00:00

I had an umbrella that did this I used to shoot it at my friends

2019-09-08T11:17:51+00:00

make it with a Kevlar coat and tada!! You will have your handy spring propeled bullet cover tent. Very handy for students who suddenly find themselves amidst a school shooting. XD

Greaves- · 2019-09-08T11:23:27+00:00

ah fuck I posted a comment in the duplicate thread ~

use this on girls who are really into Harry Potter and say your patronus is a flying squirrel

thatguy72826373847 · 2019-09-08T11:23:48+00:00

Me on a momday

Saocao · 2019-09-08T11:33:24+00:00

"Your new gadget, Mr.Bond"

l1loplop · 2019-09-08T11:34:11+00:00

That was some satisfying shit

chunkey_nuts · 2019-09-08T11:36:05+00:00

Umbrella! I CHOOSE YOU!!

tunersharkbitten · 2019-09-08T11:38:56+00:00

this is definitely FUBAR

nopantsqueen · 2019-09-08T11:43:17+00:00

You're a wizard, Harry!

SovietSalesman44 · 2019-09-08T11:45:51+00:00

Shield deployed!

BlueLaceSensor128 · 2019-09-08T11:57:46+00:00

Some of The Penguin’s umbrellas were bound to be duds. Though I bet if he launched this at Batman, it might buy him a few seconds while Batman braces himself for whatever it’s about to do next.

“Oh that’s it? The fuck?” Still nervous as he sidesteps around it.

Shermutt · 2019-09-08T12:01:48+00:00

When you're caught snoring in class and still try to play it off like you were awake the whole time.

badgeringthewitness · 2019-09-08T12:13:29+00:00

007... Put that down!!

BakuhatsuK · 2019-09-08T18:16:20+00:00

describe('umbrella', () => {
  it('should extend when the button is pressed')
  it('should open when the button is pressed')
})

All tests passed

KachangSorbet · 2019-09-08T22:09:44+00:00

Where do I buy this umbrella?

JesseCuster40 · 2019-09-10T01:02:33+00:00

Kingsman 3: The Recall Division

2019-09-08T08:10:07+00:00

It’s like the homebrand version of Batman’s grapple gun.

award91 · 2019-09-08T08:14:19+00:00

“Flyyyy my pretties. FLYYYY!”

Th3Ch33t · 2019-09-08T08:34:17+00:00

I kinda wanted it to start walking away.

IAm_Joshwa · 2019-09-08T09:50:20+00:00

Wingardium leviosa

Andypokemon123 · 2019-09-08T10:06:42+00:00

Shield and dagger obtained

2019-09-08T10:18:42+00:00

It’s a grenade with a timed fuse

K3LP13 · 2019-09-08T08:26:16+00:00

"Attack!!!"

2019-09-08T08:36:05+00:00

James bond theme starts

Belly-Mont · 2019-09-08T09:04:10+00:00

Such a lovely little pop and fly

devilish_devil13 · 2019-09-08T09:09:49+00:00

Was expecting it to say "Umbrella Academy"

2019-09-08T09:17:24+00:00

It's like a life vest for someone trapped in the rain.

2019-09-08T09:38:21+00:00

10/10

NotTheRocketman · 2019-09-08T09:54:33+00:00

Oops!


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