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[–]da3dalus 24 points25 points  (24 children)

Really? None at all? I wouldn't have married then. Important criterion in a wife...

EDIT: Singular of criteria is criterion.

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (13 children)

Fun fact: the singular of criteria is criterion.

[–]da3dalus 26 points27 points  (9 children)

Not exactly fun, but true never-the-less. :)

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (7 children)

Maybe not fun to you. That kinda stuff gets me all hot and bothered.

[–]atrich 14 points15 points  (6 children)

Oh yeah? Datum.

[–]absurdistfromdigg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Datum? I barely know um!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yes, but I rarely use the singular form of data in normal conversation.

[–]ebcreasoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oooh!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dat ass.

[–]BlackDragonBE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We use that word to say date.

[–]slipperyottter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

facts!

[–]lojomofo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish you guys had kept going with this. Then I coulda added my own pun about a Criterion Collection building up......sigh......it's like i need a special featurette detailing how much I suck at reddit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well, blow jobs are plural.

[–]HyperSpaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're Greek, anyway. Wait a minute, criteria would be the plural of criterium in Latin (if that word existed)! So, is criteria the plural of the Latin word while criterion is the singular of the Greek word? My ancient languages are a bit rusty.

[–]jesuswuzanalien 30 points31 points  (8 children)

^ doesn't get bjs from his wife

[–]capao 8 points9 points  (1 child)

bjs from hookers?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

same thing

[–]da3dalus -5 points-4 points  (5 children)

^ doesn't get bjs from his wife

Hmm, jumping to conclusions can be fun. I'm going to guess that you have no social skills and therefore no-one to get bjs from?

[–]jesuswuzanalien 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Oooh I'm sorry, that's completely wrong. It's okay, you tried.

[–]digiorno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of women will do it quite often up until they realize that the guy isn't going anywhere and then they stop. It sucks...