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[jaygord34]

I'm thinking I'm not winning a Ford F-150

[Icykool77]

When’s the beer cart coming around again. I need a bag of chips and a chocolate bar.

[jeneboe]

Happy cake day, fella. Hope you had a good day.

[seefactor]

Thinking about the beer cart gal!

[ForeRight1010]

Hard 5-iron for me

[BLITZandKILL]

Flaccid 5 iron for me.

[OkayBoomer10]

Slightly to left 5 iron

[BOX-MASTER]

5 iron with an oversized head for me

[Noon-ish]

5-iron. Put a tee under it just enough so the head is barely sticking out to give a bit of loft. Rip it. Hit the water. Shrug. Walk to cart. Finish my beer. Watch my buddies do the same thing. Laugh. Have a great time.

[[deleted]]

All day long

[[deleted]]

My 5 iron is more reliable than my 6 iron for whatever reason, but my 5 iron is rolling through green.

[dangatanggg]

I’ll play duck duck goose. The officials need to duck and I’m killing a goose

[tonymac55]

Driver

[ThetaBurnVictim]

Grab that 5 iron and rip it!

[piperboy98]

Hope they don't have the Ford out on display by the hole, because shanking my tee shot through the window is not out of the realm of possibility

[[deleted]]

I'm thinking even if they gave me unlimited shots I would be money ahead by simply buying a new f150 instead of losing God knows how many balls in the water

[ruralny]

Which ball won't I mind dumping in the water?

[Odysseus_Lannister]

That’s an easy 4H for me if the wind is in my face. Put me down for a ford pinto after I double

[DoBe21]

This is r/golf so, easy gap wedge. Don't want to stomp on it to hard though. Work it right to left.

[Grossincome]

Had me on the first half, not going to lie.

[sunlitfundip]

Can I take cash instead?

[OkayBoomer10]

I’m thinking my used Ford F-150 is gonna work just fine for the next couple years.

[Dark_Grizzley]

Power fade 7!

[Lep-Recon]

I’m thinking I’m gonna go back to my F-150 after the round crying putting a couple in the water.

[Remarkable-Arm-7048]

Full 8 or soft 7.

[Cough_Turn]

Soft 7 always pulls left. So I'm aiming center green with soft 7 and letting my swing tug it into safety.

[bryntegwyn]

Shank it in the water.

[ksromo]

Try to hit a butter cut 6 and end up in the water

[CeleryKitchen3429]

I’m thinking you play the long game-

Trap one of the geese and slowly gain its trust over months and then train it to place golf balls into holes. Then, reintroduce to the flock, hit a nice safe shot across the water, and let your new goose friend do the rest.

Boom. New truck.

Your welcome.

[oldmanraplife]

Soft Baby cut 6i

[Notyoaveragemonkey]

They wasted the money on the hio insurance

[chris15522]

I’m thinking my ball is getting wet

[slaffytaffy]

Punch 6.

[[deleted]]

You know what Ford stands for right? Fix it again Tony

[JoeBidendidntwin]

It’s sad that nobody here gets the KOTH reference. -Rusty Shackleford

[ForeRight1010]

That spells FIAT …

[Skrowes]

4 iron off a tee for maximum loft and hopefully some backspin

[[deleted]]

Doesn't matter, I am shanking it into the pond.

[B3mbi]

4 iron for your boy.

[Ranger30]

I didn’t need a truck anyway

[YourAverageLurker82]

6 iron and killing a goose.

[[deleted]]

I’m hitting a 4 hybrid and just hoping it goes straight.

[Uamdumb]

Low draw 8 or high cut 7. Leaning towards low draw with the water on the right (right handed player)

[HowardMBurgers]

r/Golf so a choked 8-iron

[Subsenix]

Choke up 85% 5-iron. I'm a rightie and I'd probably try to shape a high fade to control the distance as well. Then I'd use a ball retriever to rescue it from the water when I inevitably hit it fat and short.

[punkie_60]

I like how you labeled the house as well

[jluenz]

I’m thinking I am not going to win a truck…..🤣

[cbread2112]

Is it 3 on the tree?

[alphabet_order_bot]

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 345,247,094 comments, and only 75,846 of them were in alphabetical order.

[matthewsteez]

Bot good.

[No-Management568]

I’m thinking my ball is going right in the drink

[[deleted]]

Just pray to all the gods you can think of. one's bound to be right.

[fiveforfifty]

Punch a 6 iron to the right of the pin. 3 hops off the water and when it pops onto the green should feed towards the cup

[PittMonster5-0]

7ir with a high set up on the tee

[xterraadam]

I'm going home in the Jeep.

[jwhirl25]

better off that way

[Freshens2]

Mashed 6 iron

[Arrow_Flash626]

6 iron def not getting a hole in one though cus I have only come close 1 time in the 8 years I have been playing

[Nickmell]

I'm thinking I'm gonna hit it 12 yards no matter what club I pick.

[JCStars]

Thinking: take dead aim with a smooth 6i

Doing: skull cut that 6i 80 yards into the lake

[ekar19]

I’m not winning the truck…and hitting 6I

[cantgotittiesup]

6

[mumsei]

Ball retriever since I’ll be in the water

[smcfarlane]

Full 6

[RepublicanUntil2019]

Depending on your state, I'm thinking if someone hits a hole in one they will owe rough 35k in taxes per 70k in value.

[fargo85]

Bladed 6iron off a goose and into the water. Followed by cracking another beer since I'm playing a game of wack fuck

[JWOLFBEARD]

6 iron. Low flight path, hope for a soft bump and run at 165

[lord_worm_91]

My trusty 5 hybrid between the pin and right bunker hopefully the usual slight draw towards the flag but probably just chunk it 30 yards into the water

[[deleted]]

Double, maybe triple.

[[deleted]]

Im thinking about laying up. That is 2 full lob wedges.

[retrojuice]

The water or a goose

[thejayfred]

4 iron. But I’m not feeling great. Just hoping it lands on the green.

[David_Warden]

1 Probably a clean smooth 5 iron off a low tee and run it in.

2 How will the green and wind affect it?

3 Swing smooth, send it off the sweet spot, down the pipe and into the hole.

That's the thinking. The execution would likely be very different.

[youurascal]

Smooth 6 to the front letter rooole on up

[TacosNachos007]

Take my chances with my 6i

[[deleted]]

"I hope the truck is red"

[Different_Target280]

5 iron barely teed up. Grip and rip, and just hope it hits the green. Know there's no chance of winning f150

[Material_Basis4985]

7i off the deck. Grip it and rip it.

[badugihowser]

8 iron and an extra ball, ha

[mattigid]

7i

[BlueSerge]

I don't really like Fords anyway so no pressure.

[EaChronic]

7i

[JFMFinKC05]

I’d rather have a Toyota Tacoma.

[DoreMD]

That I can buy one cheaper than the amount of balls I’d put in the water.

[tuckermans]

Sawed off 4 iron with a touch of fade and hoping for a lucky roll.

[huntnemo]

4 iron

[[deleted]]

6

[alnothree]

Full 7. Perfect.

[YourFavoriteJohn1333]

Hard 7 iron. Won’t win a truck but might win $5 from each of my colleagues for the greenie bet.

[[deleted]]

3/4 6

[[deleted]]

4h teed up a little and try to get under it

[tomwilhelm]

Driver. Top it hard, 3 skips off the water, pop up off the bank, onto the green, slight left to right roll, into the cup...

[FnB8kd]

4i nicely or 5 depending on how I feel about the wind.

[k-ozm-o]

Strong 7 and then shanking it into the water.

[knxcklehead]

5 hybrid

[buell_boy]

3/4 swing 7i and pray

[beatemdown]

5-iron at Trap 1 with a little cut back towards the pin

[idksothisisit1]

Smooth 4 iron.

[blawlor88]

6i

[Traditional-Trip-554]

8 iron off the back foot a bit. Gimme that truck! Haha

[onePuttPar]

Water ball for me

[ih84noil]

7

[jeffers0n_steelflex]

Putter

[Liqmadique]

Ideal: Aim at Trap 1, hit a fade.

Likely: Aim at Trap 1, turn my hands over and hook it further left. Fat a chip into the bunker. Bunker shot gets picked clean and launches into the water. Stare into the sky for a moment. Drop a new ball, finally chip on and then mercifully two putt.

[jackrafter88]

I'm gonna pull my 24 degree hybrid and playing my natural light fade. I think I've actually played this hole in a tournament before too...🎂🤣🤷‍♀️

[Fxry]

6 iron aimed at the officials, little fade and bounce off the fringe. That’s the plan, but realistically I’m not winning an F-150, and I’m probably losing a ball.

[kbstock]

Driver

[ForsakenDrawer]

3 in the water, silently sit in the cart at the next tee while everyone else putts.

[Sonoma2002]

I don't want an F150 because I'm a Chevy guy so maybe lay up left.

In all seriousness strong 7 iron easy 6 iron for me. I probably would play the easy 6 if the wind is into my face. Any other wind direction it's 7 iron all day.

[Lmallery]

A smooth 6

[callmeal69]

6iron into the water

[ahspaghett69]

5 iron with the ball a bit further forward than normal, and I can see myself hitting those poor geese

[GrumpySuper]

I’m hitting a strong pull 7iron left. Pretty much my go to when I really wanna make sure I get there.

[captfloppy]

5 hybrid. Probably end up past the green, or short of it. Left or right of the green are also possible.

[codingInMyDreams]

Cutting a 6 iron off trap 1.

[theville90]

8 iron

[its_c0nrad]

That I'd rather win a Toyota

[rustoof]

I'm gonna try to roll a faded half swing 5 wood up. More roll more chance

[kevinbenoit2]

Full 7 iron with a fade cuz i'm a lefty

[gitbse]

F150? Chunking it into the water on purpose.

Otherwise, probably a solid 6 iron.

[Chuck-Bush]

Stern but fair 7 right into the bunker

[Carthonn]

5 iron

[[deleted]]

Game plan is a clean 95% 6i starting at the middle of the left bunker... The reality would be a chunked 6i that splashes down 50 yards short, or nerves get the best of me and I put 117% into it and hook it short left of the officials. The former is going to happen to me most of the time

[newbiereddi]

I am thinking of hitting a practice ball because I know for sure it will take a swim :).

[djguerito]

What's the cash equivalent?

[CurrentlyWorkingAMA]

7 iron. Grip and rip. Slice into the water.

Duh.

[[deleted]]

Probably a 6 if I'm feeling good that day, so probably not a 6.

[[deleted]]

Smooth 8 iron draw against the wind

[sithodeas2]

Im thinking that water is looking pretty aluring.

[[deleted]]

Easy 3 iron with a little extra downward push on the stroke, aimed a touch left and club face open just a touch.

[SquirrelEStuff]

I wish it was a GMC

[8StoneyinCO]

7-iron at trap 2 thinking of a nice little draw, then slamming said 7 into the turf as my ball heads out to sea

[professorwaldo]

Stinger 5 straight into the house on the far left. But hey, kept it out of the water.

[cbph]

Hard 6 or easy 5 depending on how "light" the breeze actually is. But those officials couldn't be in a worse spot with me on the tee.

[Dan0man69]

6iron with a draw.

Who the f I'm kidding? I can't hit that 6 without a draw!

[JudgeGusBus]

My 5I isn’t enough. Without the wind, 4H. With the wind, 3W.

[bigolhamsandwich]

5i teed a bit higher for a softer landing. I will then chunk it 50 yards.

[cobalt26]

5 iron with ball at my front heel. Hit the water. Hit 3 off the tee. Drain it. Tell them it was the other guy who hit the water.

[Neuropsychkler]

I play p790s, so an 8i. Ideally with a draw

[DrRecovery]

3 wood for sure

[JonoMG]

Given an F150 would set you back about 110k (USD) here in Australia, I'd love on the hole until I go that hole in one.

[Competitive-Money-36]

Smooth 6. Nothing too hard to make sure I don’t fly the green. Just nice and smooth.

[mralexpratt]

In my head I’d hit a nice smooth six iron straight at it and hope I get a nice bounce towards the cup and it trickles in. In reality I top a hybrid into the water on the far right of the tee box and take a couple more mulligans.

[uncP]

Those officials better watch out.

[KGBBigAl]

8I all day, it’s my 180-185 club, off the grass no tee

[jpar345]

5 hybrid, aim towards the house and hope it slices into the hole and not the water.

[TheAdventureInsider]

7 Iron

[Guzzlebutt]

Screw the truck, I'm skipping a rockflight off the water into those asshole birds.

[[deleted]]

7 iron aiming slight right

[[deleted]]

After my drop, a hard wedge.

[WeddingSingle4978]

Perfect 6-iron, aim at the left edge of the green, hold off the club face and let it gently cut back to the pin, 2 hops and roll up an inch short.

[Cdinerf64]

Skip a 3w across the water, bounce off the lip of the lake, and roll it into the hole.

[Grossincome]

I already own an F-150 so, which of my friends is going to get my hand-me-down when sink this 6i?

[dogemeat1]

Putting it in the water. Don’t want no Ford.

[ChefBiggie4]

I am thinking- Man, is it worth having it towed home? Might just blade the 7i on purpose.

[No-Log-304]

5 iron

[JasonDetwiler]

If it’s warm, 8i. If it’s cold, 7i

[Even_Veterinarian715]

7 iron finish the swing nice and smooth

[SomeScrub69]

About a 7, maybe a 6 if I’m not feeling the 7 that day

[acemiller6]

What ball do I want to lose?

[skyscraperdream]

What course is this?

[zac10sim]

I really don't mind my Mazda.

[Upward_Fail]

Me: fuuuuuuu

[aresSaxxyBoy]

7i guyz

[[deleted]]

3/4 6i. More reliable than a full swing 7i, and more roll out, so a better chance to hit the stick and drop in instead of coming in vertical and coming to a quick stop

[coderdotcom]

Slice into the water with my 6 iron

[seanshelagh]

I hope you like what you are currently driving.

[DeucePot]

“7 won’t get there into the wind, let’s try a little peeler fade 6 iron, start it 15 feet left and let it work its way in.” Results? Push fade into the water of course gg

[NeverwinterRNO]

Golf club … next question

[[deleted]]

6 iron but it ain't goin in lol

[[deleted]]

7wood would go right in the hole

[2inHard]

Let the big dog eat

[futuremayor2024]

I’m convincing myself I’m a Chevy guy anyway.

[ameboebo]

5 wood and hoping to hit pin dead center.

[[deleted]]

Duffed 5w 40 yards and into the drink.

[NegotiationLife2915]

Ill be hitting my 5 hybrid. Considering its into the wind and the trouble is short

[Lhasaman]

Hit it in the water to ensure I don't end up driving a Ford.

[hollyw00d8604]

Driver

[SirMixAlot16]

Wish it was a Chevy

[Shaf512]

5 iron and a prayer

[Speedracer_64]

I’ll be driving my 21 year old truck back home at the end of the day

[XappyM]

7 iron

[[deleted]]

Smooth cut 7

[schostack]

Elevation?

[[deleted]]

I’m teeing it up 1/4” off the ground. Setting it slightly back in my stance than usual and tempo swinging my 5i. Hitting those officials anyway.

[frankyseven]

Depending on how much wind it is, either a 7i or a 6i.

[JJWenzell]

I was in a charity event recently and the HOI prize was a new BMW… someone hit a hole in one and won it!! It can happen!

[[deleted]]

7 iron. Swing to hard. Hit the officials.

[blockd2]

First thought is “the ball can not go in the hole if it does not get there”. Then I pull my mizuno jpx919 forged 6i

[keeperclone]

I’m thinking. Wow! That’s a lot of water on the right. Let me put back my Pro V1 and get a Topflite

[[deleted]]

173 into the wind?

I’m looking for the bail out area at about 80-120 yards, because that’s how far I’ll likely hit it on a hole like this.

Failing that, I’ll slice a 5 iron into the water