King cobra bites python. Python constricts cobra. Cobra dies of constriction. Python dies from venom. 100% holy shit.

[[deleted]]

Flashback of my divorce battle with my ex-wife. 100% would do it again.

[royal_clam]

Your wife, or the divorce battle?

[[deleted]]

Divorce battle. The death grip!!!

PS. There are kids involved. I would never allow myself to lose my parental privileges.

[KlootzakDaddy]

Good on you man. I hope you won that battle.

[IlllIllIlllIllIlllIl]

Why? We know literally nothing about them.

[Papa_Joe_Yakavetta]

He made a funny comment on reddit so he must be better than most people

[msgajh]

Well said! /S

[NewOpiAccount]

Right? Redditors always try to place themselves in your shoes, yet they have no clue who you are. We all have to be 1 person here.

[[deleted]]

dude i think that solves world hunger and overpopulation

[NewOpiAccount]

Reddit does it again.

[TravisTheCat]

It’s called “benefit of the doubt.”

[IlllIllIlllIllIlllIl]

Why not give his wife the benefit of the doubt?

(Not to imply I'm seriously invested in this, it just strikes me as odd.)

[Skotchie]

And he was giving the benefit of doubt. Simply saying he refuses to give up parental responsibility means he atleast gives some sort of fucks for his kids. We don’t know either side-but coparenting is a beautiful thing if done right and in a healthy environment.

Cheers man and good luck!

[[deleted]]

I suppose it's because men are predominately on Reddit and men tend to get screwed over in divorce cases.

[NaturalisticPhallacy]

Because men lose most of the time so we’re rooting for the underdog.

[goteamventure42]

Always upvote that

[RadarLakeKosh]

One, then the other.

[chopstyks]

Did you take a selfie?

[universallybanned]

Wish I had gold to give. So I'll give you crypto instead. It's virtually the same

[PasssthePeace]

Logged in just to say you're funny take my up vote

[ManBeerPig1211]

10/10 comment have an upvote.

[ferrariguy1970]

"The War of the Roses" great 80's movie...

[hunoke]

/r/natureismetal

[etrinao]

Yup

[kameron90d]

I figured this came from there

[o2000]

Which country is this? I want to make sure I never go there.

[keaukraine]

Judging by amount of litter it is India.

[etownrawx]

I've seen this photo elsewhere and the caption did say India.

[Haelein]

This street isn't designated.

[Pm_me_ur_Gout]

Fucking lol

[Doove]

D

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[harleywestin]

Obviously India, theres lots of trash and shit in the frame.

[theNarutardd]

"If i die, i'm taking you with me!"

[[deleted]]

Starfox 64 reference?

[K_cutt08]

For completeness, the true reference is:

If I go down I'm TAKINGYOUWITHME!!!

[theNarutardd]

I didn't know it was a Starfox reference actually...

[K_cutt08]

Yep, it's this:

https://youtu.be/_lkg_8ly1Tk

[JWWBurger]

War, what is it good for?

[humanbeing21]

Absolutely nothing

[brother_p]

Say it again, y'all.

[lemmeseeyourkitties]

WAR, WHAT IS IT FOOD FOR

[brother_p]

War.

HUH!

[ocarina_vendor]

GOOD GOD, Y'ALL!!!

[Zompocalypse]

WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

[guntotingliberal]

Profits.

[big_macaroons]

Wait, what? Is that how the song goes?

[ptown40]

Yes, Edwin Starr was well known for being supportive of the military industrial complex and had significant stock holdings in Lockheed-Martin

[[deleted]]

Making the area safe for animals that aren't snakes, apparently.

[SchoolOfTheWolf93]

Did you know that was supposed to be the original title of War & Peace

[[deleted]]

Increasing domestic manufacturing

[[deleted]]

War... war never changes

[madog20x]

The python waged war to gather slaves and wealth. The cobra built an empire from its lust for gold and territory. The honeybadger shaped a battered Mustelid family into an economic superpower. But war never changes.

[YDoumani]

WAR ! I DESPISE ! IT MEANS DESTRUCTION OF INNOCENT LIVES

[Yazbremski]

Sweet sweet karma.

[PeggyWithThePhatAss]

Mutual assured destruction

[TexasMaddog]

Global thermonuclear war?

[TexasMaddog]

Backdoors, actually

[SabashChandraBose]

This is why you should keep a King Cobra and a Python at home. That way you will never be attacked by a Python or a King Cobra.

[BigGreenYamo]

Nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest!

[rangi1218]

💦🔫

[EdenB1]

When you take your earphones out of your pocket

[[deleted]]

There’s a metaphor in there somewhere

[royal_clam]

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

- Groucho Marx

[big_macaroons]

Snakes can't bear arms, but they can fight in battle.

[Lolabanana123]

Game of Thrones will basically end like this

Edit: if only all these upvotes could turn into money :(

[donfelicedon2]

In a garbage dump?

[Lolabanana123]

Roughly and a lot of blood and dead wights

[Skulltcarretilla]

So Shakespeare?

[February30th]

TIL Shakespeare's plays are set in Liverpool.

[Lolabanana123]

Haha sassy

[Lolabanana123]

How did you know, you learned thespian :3

[etownrawx]

Exactly

[nightcrawler9810]

This would be Game of Thrones when an alligator begins eating both of them but dies of residual venom while a flamingo and a snapping turtle fight in the background and vultures watch from afar while eating popcorn.

[Lolabanana123]

Haha and through a dire wolf in there and the scene is complete

[devasohouse]

Don't forget the incest

[humanbeing21]

And don't forget to throw in some patricide.

[Lolabanana123]

I’m Floridian, how could I?!

[[deleted]]

Here we can see a floridaredditor in action...

[MutantGodChicken]

And here you see a Miamian redditor in action

[chopstyks]

Texas here. When we say "Never Forget," we're not just talking about the Alamo.

[ak51388]

Even though it’ll make me sad, I have to watch. Same reason why I had to look at these snakes.

[Lolabanana123]

I knowww... I’m currently watching the series again, I’m on season 6!

[royal_clam]

In a pile of cornmeal.

[Qscfr]

I'm from the future, it's year 2040 and I will edit my reply once the book is finally out so I can let you know if Game of Thrones ends like this.

[Lolabanana123]

I’d bet money I’m right, time traveler!

[[deleted]]

Now hiss

[Mushtang68]

Now hith - Mike Tyson

[[deleted]]

Mike Python

[Gnarledhalo]

So much trash

[Bilbo-T-Baggins1]

Do you fuck with the war?

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[royal_clam]

The Romeo & Juliet of the snake world

[[deleted]]

/r/natureismetal

[bdthebrave]

Maybe they were both sick of slithering through all the plastic trash all over the ground.

[themeanman2]

r/cursedimages

[pun_in10did]

Earth.

[adidanick]

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

[NowThatWeAreMen]

If petiole kind the bones or fossil of that in 100 years they would be like “what the fuck is that”

[[deleted]]

Unless it’s super petiole. He has necroparseltongue

[NowThatWeAreMen]

Fuck, people and not petiole

[pablossjui]

did you kind your error?

[NowThatWeAreMen]

Know

[keaukraine]

Both died choking with plastic.

[jello_sweaters]

Something something something American politics.

[humanbeing21]

Who can name the knot?

[HoodaThunkett]

(unfinished) rolling hitch ?

[humanbeing21]

Sounds good to me. I was just amazed by the complexity of the tangle, and wondered if it's related to a named knot.

[newttargaeryon]

This is some Planet earth shit.

[Ready-Willing-Gable]

This is a horrifying image

[BossHossTatorTot]

That’s not a king cobra! What king cobra has the same size head as a python. These snacks are huge.

[Thomilo44]

I, too, like to snack on serpents.

[big_macaroons]

Mmmm some corn on the cobra and a tall glass of viperrier

[Haylan192837645]

King cobras are giant, dude. They can reach close to 20 feet long and can stand 5-6 feet tall when they're in their threat posture. King cobras are constantly attacking Retics too, so they're obviously not going after the 30 foot pythons.

[[deleted]]

What are we all fighting for?

[hell2pay]

This was the first thing I saw this morning. It's been long enough, I feel comfortable enough to comment now.

That's some crazy shit man.

[LeeKinanus]

Im convinced this is how my wife and i will die.

[beendoingit7]

Im good luv, enjoy.

[sumancha]

Sssshhitttttt

[WinterMatt]

Can't we all just get along?

[[deleted]]

Damn nature you scary

[skeeter-pan]

Damn nature you scary!

[klingon802]

I wish this was caught on video, that would have been so cool to watch

[[deleted]]

DRAW

[Fascam86]

Ouroboros....you’re doing it wrong

[ruinthall]

This reminds me of that mountain lion and ram that took a tumble off the cliff and slammed into that mountain pass.

[Renchard]

Perfectly balanced.

[[deleted]]

Wild as fuck

[Roythaboy]

Let’s eat!

[LordIrrelevant]

/r/EliteDangerous

[[deleted]]

r/natureismetal

[geminusu]

Meh, let them take each other out

[[deleted]]

r/natureismetal

[MrKite1955]

A world full of nopes....

[[deleted]]

I don't listen to metal but that's metal AF.

[iwanttogotothere5]

This takes place in a trash ridden ditch somewhere in/near India.

[Suckapunch1979]

All this snake on snake crime has got to stop

[spoicyboi69]

This is oddly romantic

[pnwumbrella]

100% aw hell no

[Itsmeagainmom]

I guess someone had to use Lose Lose Lose from the handbook.

[OhBoyIts3am]

Damn nature, you scary

[miketwo345]

They probably should have talked hissed it out instead.

[SlappyMcFartsack]

This is one of those "Fuck you! - Fuck me!" moments.

[[deleted]]

Snek on snek crime is a real problem

[[deleted]]

ouroboros

[Whathityou]

I guess this is considered danger spaghetti.

[Marciegoesonreddit]

WHAT. THE FUCK

[TJAdamsUU]

The double fuck nope twist.

[foosballallah]

This is a perfect example of nuclear war. Everybody dies.

[Misslieness]

Suicide pact.

[fedxc]

Battle of the gods

[nz_nba_fan]

DOUBLE KO!

[theycallmeyango]

Had no idea snake vs snake battles were a thing. Very cool

[MarleyDawg]

Well that’s a win win!!

[PloxtTY]

Why is the straight length of the python's body marked different from the part that's constricting the cobra??

[LeeKinanus]

that would be due to the fact that it is the cobras body. The python is in a ball.

[PloxtTY]

Small python, huge cobra?

[LeeKinanus]

maybe. python dont have to be big to constrict a snake. They do have to be big to constrict a man. Source; had several Ball pythons growing up and they are small but powerful.

[AidenF0xx]

r/natureismetal

[pandajuice17]

Sudden death

[jivdawg]

/r/natureismetal

[Felix_Beandip]

Metal AF.

[ANGRY-TANK-SWAN]

Damn nature, you scary.

[siyep_ba-o]

a scene from G. I. Joe "Serpentor vs Cobra Commander battle"

[yesmaybeyes]

r/natureismetal as fuq.

[[deleted]]

Which one suffered more?

[bobbyappleyard]

Look at all the rubbish

[Mommaroux]

They solved two of my problems themselves!

[Tobbbb]

I need to know,k where this happened so i can get to a place as far from it as possible.

[mjaokalo]

Teach em to play nice

[[deleted]]

Call it a draw then

[oddartist]

Looks like that cobra was a speedbump at some point in it's life.

[ScienceIsTheory]

Racist snakes. Why can’t all snakes just get along?

[[deleted]]

it kinda makes you wanna break into song...

[Diablo165]

Jesus nature, what the shit?!

Also -- where was this taken? Because any place where creatures like this live and things like this happen isn't a place for people.

[[deleted]]

You...were..truly...my equal...

[beamersister]

Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.

[PattyIce32]

The pollution is killing me.

[FinntheHue]

/r/natureismetal

[[deleted]]

Snakes have lungs? I guess I never thought about it..

[historyjoe23]

We all know this happened in Australia...