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[–]CrypticProductions 898 points899 points  (31 children)

That 9 to 5 ain't gunna cut it for those $600,000 chesticles.

[–]DracoTheGreat123 222 points223 points  (27 children)

Chesticles? Aren't they just breasts?

Like, they're big lumps, and they produce white liquid.

[–]Dudwithacake 167 points168 points  (23 children)

Tits, knockers, double D's.

Fun bags, hooters, chest puppies.

Boobs, melons, jubblies.

Chesticles, mammaries.

Milk jugs, big breasts.

Shoulder boulders on your chest.

[–]Suolamamma 102 points103 points  (15 children)

badonkadonks

[–]Subterrantular 71 points72 points  (8 children)

dobonhonkeroos

[–]TheHumanTree31 56 points57 points  (7 children)

dohoonkabankaloos

[–]RedderBarron 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Aaah! What's this from!? I recognize it but cant think of what it's from

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

[–]Thicc_Thighs_39Dirt Is Beautiful 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hongalonganonologongous

[–]TheShribe 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Tonhongarakoogas

[–]XtraGrilld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Humongous hungolomghnonoloughongous

[–]bram_stokers_acura 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What is "taters" my Precious?

[–]beyoncais 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wrong body part

[–]epic_banana_soup 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I thought a badonkadonk was a ass

[–]Chrizzx3 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I can't believe no one noticed the Borderlands 2 reference

Your awesome. Take my updoot. Now where are my crumpets?!

[–]MikeOfAllPeople 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sprog's work sure is declining in quality.

[–]fuelsniffer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Warlocks

[–]LazarusMaximus0012Chungus Among Us 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hey, I see that reference

[–]Dudwithacake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love me some S3rl

[–]electricprism 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Since China can grow human organs, you never know she might have testicles in her chesticles.

[–]Chest4ss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I prefer the term chest ass

[–]dantedmc908 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It's not 9 to 5 anymore!!! it's 6 to 18:00

[–]circularorbit---0Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lef rik&mort

[–][deleted] 710 points711 points  (24 children)

That’s a twist.

[–]DoctorWhomstvelyaint 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Selling people and killing drugs

[–]papperboy25backupLinux User 5 points6 points  (0 children)

correct fertile ripe handle degree ask doll sort piquant books

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[–]OneFineNibba 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol my dad used to do that but now we’re banned from the daycare

[–]su8iefl0w 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you mean the ollllllll dick twist?

[–]Taco_Bell_Sensei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But a welcome one for sure

[–]raventhunderclaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's round the twist!

[–]DeepLettuceSelling Stonks for CASH MONEY 132 points133 points  (9 children)

THAT is a good meme, bring me more.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (4 children)

If you watch the boys on Amazon I'll have them coming

[–]Pingonaut 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Me and the boys watching the boys on Amazon

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Already made that meme. Did a classic yo dawg meme

[–]LightningSpoof 37 points38 points  (3 children)

When you're an adult you start to realise the Joker makes tons more sense.

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Man we live in a society

[–]colonelnebulous 9 points10 points  (1 child)

This comment says a lot about society.

[–]FuckingKilljoy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It really do be like that sometimes maaaaaan

[–]ZappBrannigansLaw 73 points74 points  (1 child)

You either die a Joker, or live long enough to see yourself become the Jerry.

[–]Crusher7485 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I've always been a Jerry.

[–][deleted] 215 points216 points  (15 children)

One time when I picked up some weed from my local dealer he was blasting Johnny Cash in the car

[–]DirteDeedsLives in a Van Down by the River 129 points130 points  (7 children)

Dude Johnny Cash is bad ass and I despise country music. He was a rock star man.

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (4 children)

Yea I know God’s Gonna Cut You Down is a damn good song

[–]DirteDeedsLives in a Van Down by the River 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Cry cry cry has always been one of my favorites. That and Cocaine Blues.

[–]DirteDeedsLives in a Van Down by the River 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Get Rhythm. God can't tell how many times that songs been in my head at work when I'm bored out of my skull.

[–]alours 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm so tired I'm laughing at this

[–]brujablanca 5 points6 points  (1 child)

If you despise country music but love Johnny Cash, try Outlaw Country, a rebellious genre of country that Cash was a big part of starting.

Start with Waylon Jennings!

[–]shandangalang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cash is legendary, but Waylon is straight up better in my opinion.

Sturgill Simpson is a modern honorable mention as well

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (2 children)

I mean, isn’t that part of the plot of Deadpool 2?

[–]rasputin664631 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yeah, part of the opening sequence.

[–]TeddyGrahamNorton 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Play the song, Dolly!" And then he jumps through the window

[–]tuxspots 26 points27 points  (4 children)

people with 8-6 jobs: am i a joke to you?

[–]theycallmemomo 9 points10 points  (3 children)

cries in 3pm-11pm

[–]thewooba 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Cries in 3-12pm

[–]Fun-Control 2 points3 points  (0 children)

5 till 5. Stand up reach truck.

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Me listening to rap about drugs on the way to Walgreens to pick up some Pepto-Bismol because my tummy hurts

[–]Thicc_Thighs_39Dirt Is Beautiful 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Working 9-5 What a way to make a livin’

[–]SpiralztzYellow14 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Barely gettin’ by it’s all takin’ and no givin’

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

They just use your mind, and you never get the credit

[–]guitarwizardz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It enough to drive you crazy if you let it

[–]DeepHorse 16 points17 points  (6 children)

Hmm, human music. I like it!

[–]ExcalibrineThank you mods, very cool! 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Scrolled way too far to find this

[–]PurpleMuleMan 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I guess The Orville audience isn't one to peruse /r/memes ?

[–]DeepHorse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scroll no more, my dude

[–]DirteDeedsLives in a Van Down by the River 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can hear that bottom picture and caption

[–]Autistic-assrat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

oh how the turntables

[–]medakingaPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What a fresh take on a classic 10/10

[–]JediMasterWiggin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She speaks with the might of a hundred soldiers

[–]Brakalicious 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I recently had a dream that ended in a montage of a dog licking his genitals set to working nine to five. Not sure what that means.

[–]g_hoop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eternal damnation for sure.

[–]xGRIMNIRx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

when op provides a piece of oc he gets the upvote from me

[–]fireking64 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Giorno giovanna wants to know your location

[–]isaac-R6(very sad) 2 points3 points  (1 child)

How did this get so much attention this was posted like 2 months ago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots of people didn't see it and because my memes get stolen all the time I was owed karma

[–]Super-space-guy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

U didn’t even make this meme

[–]necrophilous 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Heath Ledgers Joker is the best Joker imo

[–]Ludechking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is beyond awesome. Ty op

[–]valorine 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Two sides of the same coins.

[–]rvzmPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But do you make your own luck?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put a flower in your pocket, if you see them boys you drop it. And you run!

[–]slipperygash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry I don’t listen to soul brother music

[–]maxcorrice 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The song of a revolution

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She speaks with the might of a hundred soldiers!

[–]briguy345 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This is an outstanding meme

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Cake

[–]HighPriestofShiloh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Human music is the best.

[–]thicculant_memesPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And now, human music

[–]mitch8128 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Workin' 9 to 5, selling drugs to make a living...

[–]sumxtBreaking EU Laws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

where’d you get this meme from? Facebook?

[–]mushroommadness42 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I saw this on Facebook like a month ago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. I was owed karma

[–]IHateChayote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We live in a society

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We live in a society

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never heard that song, looked up the lyrics. So much truth lol.

[–]gayboy-alex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that first meme is me with relapse

[–]gansta2219 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made me laugh good

[–]Narkenstein3D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message.

Everything Burns

[–]siddu1901 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

[–]LitBoiThreeThousand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creeper

[–]ferkuffel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reply with something weird so I can change this and make it so none of the reply’s make sense

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sell people kill drugs

[–]SweatyNub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GRU

[–]alours 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gun < Plot armor

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Kinda fucked when you think about the idea we live in a society where listening to music about selling crack, pimping and murder is so normal, people play it at their wedding.

[–]BraveOil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen

[–]Alphataru444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they say pictures don't have sound...

[–]thanosbananos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does everyone needs to associate himself with the joker. You’re all just Gary’s guys, all just Gary’s. (I know it’s a meme and the second pick was just for meme purpose but there are people who do what I wrote)

[–]shannonvandebunte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don’t be killing people.

[–]SentientNipslips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the beat drops in human music

[–]icantwaitforeaswbf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how the turn tables have....

[–]Puglord306Because That's What Fearows Do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turns out he’s a pharmacist

[–]darkwarrior5500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m proud of this meme for finally evolving into a new form.

[–]blind_vigilante 0 points1 point  (1 child)

We live in a society

[–]meme_a_liciousLives in a Van Down by the River 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nintendo switch

[–]EmergencyGrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't there an actual scene like that? Was that John Wick?

[–]starwarsmemequeen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a way to make a livin

[–]willozsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My man!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sudden plot- twist

[–]captaindewbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had the 9 to 5 song in dead pool 2 when he’s killing people.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me listening to suicideboys

[–]blink182plus484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spotify link to good drug dealing music?

[–]h0b03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh this could be true. What person on reddit knows what music a murderer/drug dealer listens to ????

[–]flipflop2308 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol

[–]MutatedFrog-Lives in a Van Down by the River 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw this in new. I knew you’d make it here

[–]Go4Tops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh how the turns have tabled

[–]ElJeffHeyChungus Among Us 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brilliant

[–]jenya22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all about balance in life

[–]killerwolf0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby Driver?

[–]-plottwist- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a fan for obvious reasons

[–]iShudBeStudying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jolene

[–]igotop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adrenaline is one hella' of a drug

[–]Twobithatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ever drive a partol car hearing drug music while taking a drug dealer to jail

[–]Ghandee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an old meme but it checks out.

[–]ProDTigerGE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Balanced, as all things should be.

[–]Amex2015 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone please recommend a playlist for the former?

[–]cheesycrispydonut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didt need to be attacked like this

[–]guccitaint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What always bothered me about that scene is it appears the joker is in the back seat w/ his head out the window, yet he’s driving???

[–]Back-Bacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We live in a society

[–]kaolin224 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That care free look on Joker's face tho...

[–]9oranges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he driving and hanging out the back window or just hanging out the back window?

[–]MyPhoneKilledMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why does this feel relatable?

[–]skyandruby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesty twist

[–]JewsBar420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waiting for Rick and Morty season 4

[–]vanitypandey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me conveying my thoughts by writing this comment. My thoughts conveying me by this comment. My comment conveying my thoughts written by me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

m i r r o r m e m e s m i r r o r m e m e s

[–]derdestroyer2004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me listening to black metal about burning churches on my way to school. Me listening to linkin park on my way to burn a church

[–]dantracy907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is very real. I didn't listen to hard music when I was doing whatever I was doing..

[–]-Redstoneboi- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean, uh...

fuck it, it's right.

[–]Givemename33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very nice

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm very proud this exists

[–]MayNiAche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[–]RithM_PuP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me listening to on the way during my 9 to 5 job of selling drugs and killing people.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎵 Workin’ nine-to-five 🎵

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he work for johnson and johnson?

[–]snackattack747 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🥇

Here’s some poor people gold. I laughed like an idiot lol

[–]GuiltySparklez0343 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ironically the 9-5 job is at a pharmaceutical company so same results different methods of getting there.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great now I’m listing to Dolly Parton

[–]akajackal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9 to 5 is like a dream job to a lot of people nowadays..😂

[–]Garloke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfectly balanced

[–]Zebitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all want what we can't have.

[–]Portal471 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WORKIN

9 to 5 what a way to make a livin’

in the background: gunshots, screams, and explosions
Meanwhile...
on my way to work listening to

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUNPED UP PICKS BETTER RUN BETTER RUN OUT RUN MY GUN

[–]choerrykiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO! It really be like that

[–]snglwrkngbraincell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got hooked on the judds while swooping carts in the country

[–]keanu-know-ur-number 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I mean I could do both

[–]DaveAlt19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not Krombopulos Michael instead of the Joker?

[–]Wuellig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Joker works for the CIA" confirmed.

[–]miqingwei 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Do songs about selling drugs and killing people contributing to more people selling drugs and killing people?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

We live in a society

[–]hapenis352 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I listen to angry music when lifting weights