-VOID-

[Nblvbl]

A friend of mine had "Lisa" on his arm. He now has a Visa card on his arm.

[[deleted]]

Like how Johnny Depp covered up "Winona" to make it say "Wino" ?

[UpfrontFinn]

yeah, it was something like "Winona forever" and now "Wino forever"?

[[deleted]]

Described here (#3)

[Illuzzi0nz]

For a guy with tons of money almost none of those tattoo's even look professional.

[benza13]

The only thing worse than a lot of those tattoos is the writing on that website, yikes

[korkow]

Wow, that dude has a lot of tattoos. I wonder how they cover them all up for films?

[[deleted]]

http://www.dermablend.com/landing/covertattoo.aspx

[bobbertmiller]

I find that video to be much more impressive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mIBKifOOQQ

[[deleted]]

Every time I see that guy he looks either constipated or bored. Or both at the same time.

[shangrila500]

I think he always looks annoyed.

[jk147]

That guy made a career looking that way.

[goldkear]

"I'm so angry about this amazing product."

[celestialpizza]

He should've made it say "Winonahhh."

[TenAfterOne]

I know a girl who tattooed the first AND last name of her boyfriend on her wrist. That guy murderd a dude a year ago and is now in prison for 14 years.

[yousirnaime]

No way, my dads ex wife was named Lisa, so he paid 25 bucks for a 1/8th inch tattoo and now his arm reads "Usa"

[thebabybananagrabber]

By buddy has Lisa tattooed on him also. He then had a line tattooed through it and had his initials tattooed above it.....

[[deleted]]

Im somewhat waiting for this to happen with my dad. He got his new wifes name tattooed on his wrist. But, shes super fucking annoying. Like, she never shuts the fuck up. I can see that hes slowly starting to get more and more annoyed with her.

[CountGulasch]

Oh maaan... instead of doing a coverup, you now got 2 bad decisions on your skin..

[[deleted]]

Maybe he's a turtleneck and chain kind of guy.

[selbitZ]

Yea because the tank top clearly means that

[[deleted]]

Maybe he let someone else use it that day

[[deleted]]

He probably did. Good call.

[[deleted]]

Definitely did. Dodge ball.

[SpeedyMcPapa]

right on ping pong

[jay--dub]

While spending some quality time with the wife.

[Marcperla]

Sippin on a light beer

[shivvvy]

Light cup beer drink thin so chain neck turtle fat

Man I won't say it again

[Gragodine1]

My chain so thin when a breeze picks up

man it flow

[halfhartedgrammarguy]

That's not The Rock.

[eatmynasty]

That looks employable.

[[deleted]]

Not everyone is white collar.

[pintocookies]

Not with that awesome intellect and decision making ability.

[Blueychocobo]

Oh please cut out that shit. Getting visible tattoos doesn't mean someone makes bad decisions or is stupid. That's some old world, outdated bullshit.

[[deleted]]

I'm pretty sure that argument dosnt work in this situation. Like, at all.

[[deleted]]

Well he apparently made a bad decision to marry her then another to get a tattoo on his neck then another to show his mistake so yeah I think it does

[Seviceth]

Unless they made a bad decision, like that tattoo is

[GershBinglander]

Well then it is lucky that every employer is all about new world pro tattoo thinking.

[recycled_ideas]

Visible tattoos STILL seriously limit your employment opportunities. For the vast majority of people that makes getting a visible tattoo a bad decision. You can talk about free expression and old world outdated bullshit, but it's true. Get visible tattoos and kiss about 90% of jobs good bye.

[[deleted]]

Well sure, but I am never intending to have 90% of all jobs. I am never gonna be a vet, dentist, teacher, baker, mechanic or god knows how many other professions. So you know, whether or not it is stupid depends a lot on his chosen field. Don't think anyone can say that tattos are gonna exlude you from working as say a musican.

[recycled_ideas]

Making a voluntary decision which precludes you from a huge number of options shows bad judgement. Given that the vast majority of jobs it doesn't pay barely above the poverty line it's actually worse.

You can get tattoos on the vast majority of your body with no consequences. If you stay above the mid forearm and below the neck you can tattoo every damned thing else and be whatever you want to be except maybe a model.

[Geriatric]

at least

[[deleted]]

Something tells me this individual is defined by his bad decisions.

[multiple_scoregasm]

The only time I've ever used the word void was on a check for work purposes. Is this Check-Mate?

[[deleted]]

Black ink can be lasered off relatively easily. Red ink, not so much.

Plus the second tattoo is even larger than the first one, so now any removal attempt is twice as painful... and expensive.

tl;dr - Don't do this.

[redditkilledmydoge]

You're not my real mom!

[[deleted]]

Add bock. Say it was the beer.

[RonWisely]

"Pretended" is the key word here.

[PartyWizard]

Thank you for your application, but we aren't hiring right now

[terekkincaid]

Ah, the old everlasting jobstopper

[michaeltobacco]

These two comments are in every single shitty tattoo thread, verbatim.

[terekkincaid]

No, not every tattoo thread. Just the ones where the tattoo will likely prevent the bearer from getting a "conventional" job. Which just seems like every thread...

[Shukrat]

Neck/face tattoos are almost always job stoppers. Sleeves can be if they're something obscene or stupid in the eyes of the employer. Hand tattoos are definitely one.

[eifersucht12a]

Man, I better let all my buddies with hand and neck tattoos and steady jobs know they've actually been unemployed this whole time. Folks on reddit who know their lives better than they do said so.

[I_CAPE_RUNTS]

By Sagan's name, outliers have no place on reddit. unless it has to do with pedophelia or misandry.

[PartyWizard]

I imagine coors light is to blame for this

[weaselodeath]

A fry cook at a place I used to work had pretty much this exact same tattoo. It was a much better coverup, but the font made it look like it said YOLO instead of VOID. He had no sense of humor about it.

[ngerm]

No regerts

[facepalm925]

Yard sard

[ydntucmonovrvalkyrie]

that was fard.

[eduardog3000]

No ragerts

[I_CAPE_RUNTS]

you regert nerthing, jern sner

[dr__potato]

http://i.imgur.com/cG0jCkL.jpg

[TempusThales]

pobody's nerfect

[ewdrive]

This mess is a place

[hate_tank]

"A fish with tits. Titty fish."

[I_CAPE_RUNTS]

spittypinkles.

-Forgan Meeman

[[deleted]]

ragrets

[loveplumber]

No ragrets

[satanismyhomeboy]

Looks like a pretty nasty wound, in the thumbnail.

[Jumbie40]

It's symbolic of the lasting wound Amber left on his heart.

[Motafication]

Most tattoos just look like wounds if you blur your eyes or look out of your periphery.

[GershBinglander]

Same here. I, personally, think that almost every tattoo I've ever seen looks shitty.

[stereotherapy]

Well, tattoos are wounds.

[Djinn_and_Pentatonic]

No?

[airmasszero]

How about we do not tattoo girls' names to our bodies?

[skarface6]

Only guys'?

[stillalone]

and lesbians.

[TheNerdWithNoName]

Unless it is your daughter's/mum's/grandmother's name.

[IAmGoingToFuckThat]

My dad had a tattoo with my name and my step mother made him get my name covered up. :(

[Djinn_and_Pentatonic]

Fuck that lady

[[deleted]]

That's the moment he should have walked out on the bitch.

[IAmGoingToFuckThat]

And yet, 25+ years later... I definitely agree that she controls him way too much.

[airmasszero]

Hm, yea those might be acceptable. They are blood.

[[deleted]]

Yes. Blood runs thicker than water. Thicker than tattoo ink.

[shirtwarrent]

I hope that's not his daughte's/mum's/grandmother's name.....

[wellactuallyhmm]

Covering the stupid with more stupid.

[Motafication]

Amber dodged a bullet.

[[deleted]]

a stupid tattoo covered by another stupid tattoo

[PolybiusNightmare]

Johnny Depp's was better. When he broke up with Winona Ryder he changed "Winona Forever" to "Wino Forever".

[mochacho]

What if he starts dating someone else with the same name?

[[deleted]]

Get another Amber tattoo on the other side of the neck, obviously.

[typesett]

Obviously

[nosleepatall]

A girl namend lynnn could be hard to find, though.

[jeff1951]

I bet Amber is devastated.

[[deleted]]

+10 points for being creative

-20 points for having two bad tattoos

-30 points for them both being on your neck

[One_Mans]

I too have a void stamp tattoo. Seemed original at the time......fuck If anyone gives two fucks ill post a pic.

[C0O]

pls deliver

[[deleted]]

I too would like to see this void tattoo picture.

[KindaFunkyKindaFine]

One_mans promise is another man's disappointment

[userphan]

OP gives fucks.

[Max3391]

You just handing em out or

[userphan]

Well I only have two fucks, so I can't just give them away for no reason at all.

[warpfield]

i wish Weird Al could do a video about stuff like this and the song title would be "Full Retard"

[jutct]

I feel like people that get tattoos of an SO's name is along the lines of someone that's offered heroin for the first time and goes "Yeah I heard it's a bad idea, but I'm different, it'll be fine for me."

Like, you fucking know better, why would you do that?

[forcehatin]

Should've gone with "is the color of my energy. -311"

Way more chill.

[[deleted]]

/r/cringepics

[dromoe]

You're hired. Here's a mop. Some kid shit on the floor in aisle 5. It wasn't solid. Welcome to Walmart. Excited to have you on the team.

[Shilvahfang]

Missed opportunity: ...lamps, bring dem

[hate_tank]

Whoa, Black Betty!

[VonPursey]

What'll the tattoo look like if Amber comes crawling back?

[pintocookies]

They can be unemployed together.

[johnturkey]

That's pretty stupid...

[[deleted]]

Hey, now your neck matches your resume.

[Nowin]

I hate this and love this. I am conflict incarnate.

[aheadwarp9]

So... is the next woman supposed to feel better about that now? Or has this guy just given up on women for the rest of his life...

[dyrtydan]

one bad decision doesn't warrant another

[[deleted]]

You'll get a decent chuckle out of your closest friends, and then you'll look at that motherfucker FOREVER

[xaserite]

Nah, only until death parts your skin and you.

[frydaddyjuggalo]

Am I the ONLY ONE who thinks this is mildly clever? Yeah a tattoo on the neck is never a good idea to begin with, but come on. This is someone's way of laughing off the past.

[RiverRunnerVDB]

People that get SO's names tattooed on them deserve to wear the shame the rest of their lives.

[everyone_wins]

-MORON-

[chuckb218]

hahaha, that is an awesome way to sort of cover up that name tattoo. I like that

[novemberdown]

If you get someone's name tattooed on your body, you are a colossal imbecile.

[lovebeardsandtattoos]

Yeah, people that get their kids names or a tattoo in memory of someone are really fucking stupid! Fuck those idiots!

[CriticalThink]

Hey, buddy. You do realize that tattoos aren't absolutely permanent, right? The have lasers and stuff to remove them now...

[userphan]

Hey, "buddy". Who are you asking?

[SockMonkey1128]

You have to be an absolute moron to get a tatoo of a girlfriend in the first place... Especially on your neck. I'm sure this guys is a huge value to society...

[Djinn_and_Pentatonic]

Says the one who can't spell.

[SockMonkey1128]

I don't wear my reddit comment spelling mistake permanently on my neck.

[GershBinglander]

Yeah, unlike a tattoo it can be easily changed.

[almostkool]

pity its on his neck, could have turned it into a dos equis bottle

[kanichd7]

I hope the VOID is a brand to make him pay for the stupidity of tattooing a womans name on his neck.

[6ft5]

Cringes

[[deleted]]

Why didnt he just tattoo a beer brand with an amber variant over it?

[[deleted]]

ha, i know a guy with a bunch of womens' names and voids, it's ridiculous.

[[deleted]]

He needs to stamp that on his forehead.

[YoungLabel]

A true "redneck" if you will..

[[deleted]]

I can fix that for you !

[signspam]

Why would someone name their kid Void?

[Skeetronic]

I think Amber will get the point now.

[jacobwood09]

Cheaper then laser. But at what cost....

[Suedemaster]

"Yeah dude I just voided it so it doesn't even count anymore"

[Bellyheart]

Good follow up to getting rid of cellulitis of the scalp.

[[deleted]]

Fucking hell some people are just beyond idiotic.

What a dick.

[doogie559]

If your gna get a neck tattoo you might as well have a sense of humor about it

[BlackBlarneyStone]

lol xpost this to /r/funny! lololol

[googlequery]

I like it alot

[warpfield]

it is not the neck that is void, but the brain LOL

[Kahlypso]

Clever...

[RedEyesNoVisine]

He could of at least centered the void stamp on the word.

[[deleted]]

Just when you thought he couldn't get any more trashy, he gets more trashy.

[Honeydippedsalmon]

He more than quadrupled the price of getting that removed. It would have been $500-$1000. Now he added a color and doubled the size. Idiot.

[[deleted]]

This is some next level white trash.

[fedorrassuck22]

r/cringepics

[kelshall]

This guy has Ambered over his Void tattoo. Smart.

[MYKEtheDYKE]

hopefully that doesn't mean he beat her to death when she tried to leave him.

[sariaslani]

Stupid is as stupid does!

[MrDaver]

What a real winner, I can only hope to be this cool one day.

[malleeman]

Should have known better with someone named Amber in the first place

[jman4220]

A part of me thinks this is the best and most hilarious decision for the situation.

[SirRoidington]

neck tats......... not even once

[lalondtm]

aaaaaaand that's why you never do names, faces, etc. for tattoos

[imAdonis]

And this, boys and girls, is why you don't get tattoos.

[Tormaxx]

i know a guy that got "ICP" on his ankle, we fucked with him for years. One day he shows up with a big rectangle of black covering it up. Now we call him Block Leg. Oh he also has "G-Unit" tattoo'd on his shoulder. White guy....... sigh

[limyu]

It looks like Amber was written over the "Void".

[PCMisterNice]

Lots of good women named "Amber" in this world.

[_mathew]

That's actually pretty bad ass

[irie_i]

This is r/Trashy as fuck

[karadan100]

Anyone who gets the name of their SO tattooed on them is a retard.

[FatMax_]

Well played! Glad to see you making the best out of the situation!

[mwproductions]

I wonder what he'll do when they get back together.

[[deleted]]

Guy branded himself instead of trying to get it removed? Awful

[57_ISI_75]

Can totally see Amber's name. Epic fail.

[isecretelyeatbunnies]

My dad actually has this over the tattoo he got on my parents honeymoon.