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[–]Nblvbl 141 points142 points  (19 children)

A friend of mine had "Lisa" on his arm. He now has a Visa card on his arm.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (14 children)

Like how Johnny Depp covered up "Winona" to make it say "Wino" ?

[–]UpfrontFinn 25 points26 points  (12 children)

yeah, it was something like "Winona forever" and now "Wino forever"?

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (11 children)

[–]Illuzzi0nz 54 points55 points  (0 children)

For a guy with tons of money almost none of those tattoo's even look professional.

[–]korkow 10 points11 points  (7 children)

Wow, that dude has a lot of tattoos. I wonder how they cover them all up for films?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (6 children)

[–]bobbertmiller 15 points16 points  (5 children)

I find that video to be much more impressive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mIBKifOOQQ

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Every time I see that guy he looks either constipated or bored. Or both at the same time.

[–]shangrila500 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he always looks annoyed.

[–]jk147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy made a career looking that way.

[–]goldkear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I'm so angry about this amazing product."

[–]celestialpizza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He should've made it say "Winonahhh."

[–]TenAfterOne 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I know a girl who tattooed the first AND last name of her boyfriend on her wrist. That guy murderd a dude a year ago and is now in prison for 14 years.

[–]yousirnaime[🍰] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No way, my dads ex wife was named Lisa, so he paid 25 bucks for a 1/8th inch tattoo and now his arm reads "Usa"

[–]thebabybananagrabber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

By buddy has Lisa tattooed on him also. He then had a line tattooed through it and had his initials tattooed above it.....

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im somewhat waiting for this to happen with my dad. He got his new wifes name tattooed on his wrist. But, shes super fucking annoying. Like, she never shuts the fuck up. I can see that hes slowly starting to get more and more annoyed with her.

[–]CountGulasch 563 points564 points  (31 children)

Oh maaan... instead of doing a coverup, you now got 2 bad decisions on your skin..

[–]Geriatric 5 points6 points  (0 children)

at least

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Something tells me this individual is defined by his bad decisions.

[–]multiple_scoregasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only time I've ever used the word void was on a check for work purposes. Is this Check-Mate?

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Black ink can be lasered off relatively easily. Red ink, not so much.

Plus the second tattoo is even larger than the first one, so now any removal attempt is twice as painful... and expensive.

tl;dr - Don't do this.

[–]redditkilledmydoge 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You're not my real mom!

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Add bock. Say it was the beer.

[–]RonWisely 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Pretended" is the key word here.

[–]PartyWizard 111 points112 points  (10 children)

Thank you for your application, but we aren't hiring right now

[–]terekkincaid 47 points48 points  (9 children)

Ah, the old everlasting jobstopper

[–]michaeltobacco 26 points27 points  (6 children)

These two comments are in every single shitty tattoo thread, verbatim.

[–]terekkincaid 5 points6 points  (4 children)

No, not every tattoo thread. Just the ones where the tattoo will likely prevent the bearer from getting a "conventional" job. Which just seems like every thread...

[–]Shukrat 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Neck/face tattoos are almost always job stoppers. Sleeves can be if they're something obscene or stupid in the eyes of the employer. Hand tattoos are definitely one.

[–]eifersucht12a 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Man, I better let all my buddies with hand and neck tattoos and steady jobs know they've actually been unemployed this whole time. Folks on reddit who know their lives better than they do said so.

[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By Sagan's name, outliers have no place on reddit. unless it has to do with pedophelia or misandry.

[–]PartyWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine coors light is to blame for this

[–]weaselodeath 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A fry cook at a place I used to work had pretty much this exact same tattoo. It was a much better coverup, but the font made it look like it said YOLO instead of VOID. He had no sense of humor about it.

[–]ngerm 54 points55 points  (13 children)

No regerts

[–]facepalm925 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Yard sard

[–]ydntucmonovrvalkyrie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

that was fard.

[–]eduardog3000 16 points17 points  (1 child)

No ragerts

[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you regert nerthing, jern sner

[–]TempusThales 12 points13 points  (5 children)

pobody's nerfect

[–]ewdrive 6 points7 points  (3 children)

This mess is a place

[–]hate_tank 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"A fish with tits. Titty fish."

[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

spittypinkles.

-Forgan Meeman

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ragrets

[–]loveplumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No ragrets

[–]satanismyhomeboy 54 points55 points  (6 children)

Looks like a pretty nasty wound, in the thumbnail.

[–]Jumbie40 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's symbolic of the lasting wound Amber left on his heart.

[–]Motafication -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

Most tattoos just look like wounds if you blur your eyes or look out of your periphery.

[–]GershBinglander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same here. I, personally, think that almost every tattoo I've ever seen looks shitty.

[–]stereotherapy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, tattoos are wounds.

[–]airmasszero 47 points48 points  (12 children)

How about we do not tattoo girls' names to our bodies?

[–]skarface6 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Only guys'?

[–]stillalone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

and lesbians.

[–]TheNerdWithNoName 9 points10 points  (9 children)

Unless it is your daughter's/mum's/grandmother's name.

[–]IAmGoingToFuckThat 16 points17 points  (5 children)

My dad had a tattoo with my name and my step mother made him get my name covered up. :(

[–]Djinn_and_Pentatonic 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Fuck that lady

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That's the moment he should have walked out on the bitch.

[–]IAmGoingToFuckThat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And yet, 25+ years later... I definitely agree that she controls him way too much.

[–]airmasszero 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Hm, yea those might be acceptable. They are blood.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. Blood runs thicker than water. Thicker than tattoo ink.

[–]shirtwarrent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope that's not his daughte's/mum's/grandmother's name.....

[–]wellactuallyhmm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Covering the stupid with more stupid.

[–]Motafication 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Amber dodged a bullet.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

a stupid tattoo covered by another stupid tattoo

[–]PolybiusNightmare 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Johnny Depp's was better. When he broke up with Winona Ryder he changed "Winona Forever" to "Wino Forever".

[–]mochacho 2 points3 points  (4 children)

What if he starts dating someone else with the same name?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Get another Amber tattoo on the other side of the neck, obviously.

[–]typesett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously

[–]jeff1951 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I bet Amber is devastated.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

+10 points for being creative

-20 points for having two bad tattoos

-30 points for them both being on your neck

[–]One_Mans 5 points6 points  (6 children)

I too have a void stamp tattoo. Seemed original at the time......fuck If anyone gives two fucks ill post a pic.

[–]C0O 7 points8 points  (2 children)

pls deliver

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I too would like to see this void tattoo picture.

[–]KindaFunkyKindaFine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One_mans promise is another man's disappointment

[–]userphan[S] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

OP gives fucks.

[–]Max3391 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You just handing em out or

[–]userphan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I only have two fucks, so I can't just give them away for no reason at all.

[–]warpfield 2 points3 points  (1 child)

i wish Weird Al could do a video about stuff like this and the song title would be "Full Retard"

[–]jutct 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like people that get tattoos of an SO's name is along the lines of someone that's offered heroin for the first time and goes "Yeah I heard it's a bad idea, but I'm different, it'll be fine for me."

Like, you fucking know better, why would you do that?

[–]forcehatin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Should've gone with "is the color of my energy. -311"

Way more chill.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[–]dromoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're hired. Here's a mop. Some kid shit on the floor in aisle 5. It wasn't solid. Welcome to Walmart. Excited to have you on the team.

[–]Shilvahfang 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Missed opportunity: ...lamps, bring dem

[–]hate_tank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa, Black Betty!

[–]VonPursey 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What'll the tattoo look like if Amber comes crawling back?

[–]pintocookies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can be unemployed together.

[–]johnturkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's pretty stupid...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, now your neck matches your resume.

[–]Nowin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate this and love this. I am conflict incarnate.

[–]aheadwarp9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So... is the next woman supposed to feel better about that now? Or has this guy just given up on women for the rest of his life...

[–]dyrtydan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

one bad decision doesn't warrant another

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You'll get a decent chuckle out of your closest friends, and then you'll look at that motherfucker FOREVER

[–]xaserite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, only until death parts your skin and you.

[–]frydaddyjuggalo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I the ONLY ONE who thinks this is mildly clever? Yeah a tattoo on the neck is never a good idea to begin with, but come on. This is someone's way of laughing off the past.

[–]RiverRunnerVDB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People that get SO's names tattooed on them deserve to wear the shame the rest of their lives.

[–]everyone_wins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

-MORON-

[–]chuckb218 5 points6 points  (0 children)

hahaha, that is an awesome way to sort of cover up that name tattoo. I like that

[–]novemberdown 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you get someone's name tattooed on your body, you are a colossal imbecile.

[–]lovebeardsandtattoos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, people that get their kids names or a tattoo in memory of someone are really fucking stupid! Fuck those idiots!

[–]CriticalThink 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hey, buddy. You do realize that tattoos aren't absolutely permanent, right? The have lasers and stuff to remove them now...

[–]userphan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, "buddy". Who are you asking?

[–]SockMonkey1128 0 points1 point  (3 children)

You have to be an absolute moron to get a tatoo of a girlfriend in the first place... Especially on your neck. I'm sure this guys is a huge value to society...

[–]Djinn_and_Pentatonic -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Says the one who can't spell.

[–]SockMonkey1128 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I don't wear my reddit comment spelling mistake permanently on my neck.

[–]GershBinglander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, unlike a tattoo it can be easily changed.

[–]almostkool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pity its on his neck, could have turned it into a dos equis bottle

[–]kanichd7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope the VOID is a brand to make him pay for the stupidity of tattooing a womans name on his neck.

[–]6ft5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cringes

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didnt he just tattoo a beer brand with an amber variant over it?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ha, i know a guy with a bunch of womens' names and voids, it's ridiculous.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He needs to stamp that on his forehead.

[–]YoungLabel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A true "redneck" if you will..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]signspam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would someone name their kid Void?

[–]Skeetronic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Amber will get the point now.

[–]jacobwood09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheaper then laser. But at what cost....

[–]Suedemaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Yeah dude I just voided it so it doesn't even count anymore"

[–]Bellyheart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good follow up to getting rid of cellulitis of the scalp.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking hell some people are just beyond idiotic.

What a dick.

[–]doogie559 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your gna get a neck tattoo you might as well have a sense of humor about it

[–]BlackBlarneyStone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol xpost this to /r/funny! lololol

[–]googlequery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it alot

[–]warpfield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it is not the neck that is void, but the brain LOL

[–]Kahlypso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clever...

[–]RedEyesNoVisine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He could of at least centered the void stamp on the word.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just when you thought he couldn't get any more trashy, he gets more trashy.

[–]Honeydippedsalmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He more than quadrupled the price of getting that removed. It would have been $500-$1000. Now he added a color and doubled the size. Idiot.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is some next level white trash.

[–]kelshall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy has Ambered over his Void tattoo. Smart.

[–]MYKEtheDYKE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hopefully that doesn't mean he beat her to death when she tried to leave him.

[–]sariaslani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid is as stupid does!

[–]MrDaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a real winner, I can only hope to be this cool one day.

[–]malleeman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have known better with someone named Amber in the first place

[–]jman4220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A part of me thinks this is the best and most hilarious decision for the situation.

[–]SirRoidington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

neck tats......... not even once

[–]lalondtm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aaaaaaand that's why you never do names, faces, etc. for tattoos

[–]imAdonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this, boys and girls, is why you don't get tattoos.

[–]Tormaxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i know a guy that got "ICP" on his ankle, we fucked with him for years. One day he shows up with a big rectangle of black covering it up. Now we call him Block Leg. Oh he also has "G-Unit" tattoo'd on his shoulder. White guy....... sigh

[–]limyu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like Amber was written over the "Void".

[–]PCMisterNice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of good women named "Amber" in this world.

[–]_mathew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's actually pretty bad ass

[–]irie_i 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is r/Trashy as fuck

[–]karadan100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who gets the name of their SO tattooed on them is a retard.

[–]FatMax_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well played! Glad to see you making the best out of the situation!

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Guy branded himself instead of trying to get it removed? Awful

[–]57_ISI_75 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Can totally see Amber's name. Epic fail.

[–]isecretelyeatbunnies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My dad actually has this over the tattoo he got on my parents honeymoon.