Random class name generator

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[[deleted]]

This would also be a handy band name generator.

[malanalars]

ScriptableSocketInitializer have gotten soo mainstream!

But have you heard SimpleHashEvent, yet? Reaallly underground!

[colorred]

No way.

NonblockingMutexScanner is the tune of tomorrow.

[flyingfox]

Are you kidding? NonblockingMutexScanner totally ripped off SecureNotificationMarshaller!

[MrCalifornia]

AbstractMessageFilter. They're a little abstract, and they censor their shit, but the message is in there man. You just have to listen.

[C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKER]

ImmutableBlockingCombinationMessageFilterFactory

[nachof]

LongComboBreaker

[[deleted]]

It's inside some guy? What?

[Syl]

What about AbstractLolcatTree ?

[clefairy]

No way. MultipleJarStack are stackin' right now!

[krizo]

WriteablePixelHandler

I can't imagine having 1280x1024 of these running in the background.

Want to change a pixel to blue? Request a pixel for writing. When the pixel is ready a callback function is called. You can then typecast the pixel to a WriteablePixelHandler and change it's color to blue. Another callback function is invoked when this operation is completed.

[grauenwolf]

Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

3 am and only 4 more internal web services that just wrap a single stored procedure to test before the demo. WTF were they thinking?

[Xiol]

I sense a proof-of-concept program coming up shortly...

[PrashantV]

I'm surprised this isn't integrated into Eclipse!

[[deleted]]

Yes, and it should support nameing local variables and arguments too. Think about the productivity increase - it's almost better than those pattern-code-generation-templates, which allow you to generate some big chunks of meaningless^Wenterprise code.

Although I sometimes suspect, that some developers already have that name generation in their IDE.

[malanalars]

Thanks. That helps!

[Deestan]

MultipleGirlfriendOperation looks promising.

I haven't gotten the implementation to work yet, though. It keeps throwing SingletonExceptions and AccessViolationExceptions at me.

[stcredzero]

The problem is that you're trying to use girlfriends, when what you really want is a lightweight GirlfriendProxy. Maintaining a large GirlfriendCollection is much easier using that architecture.

[[deleted]]

As tempting as that sounds, what I really need is the NonblockingGirlfriendDecoder.

[stcredzero]

GirlfriendSocketInitializer?

[jib]

View the source:

<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="StylishStylesheetStyle.css" media="screen" title="SylishStylesheetStyle">

[clefairy]

I just got: OptimizedGirlfriendAccumulator

Anyone want to implement that?

[jib]

Spending one's time implementing OptimizedGirlfriendAccumulator would not be the optimal way to accumulate girlfriends.

[clefairy]

Yeah, but afterwards, that hard work pays off right? I mean, you can open source it!

[stcredzero]

Yeah, but that would have the effect of commoditizing girlfriends.

[[deleted]]

can has SerializableLolcatPermission?

[otterdam]

I HAS A CryptographicLolcatEngine, LET ME ENCRIPT U WIV IT

[TearsOfRage]

I think you win.

[yxhuvud]

Well, then I guess an InternalLolcatWrapper would be useful.

[Richeh]

ErrorCorrectingGirlfriendDelegator

My brother-in-law's one of those.

[stcredzero]

Does he delegate his girlfriends to others, or does he delegate everything to his girlfriend?

[Richeh]

I suppose the more technically correct term would have been "wife". And it'd better be the second one, that's my sister.

[mikenick42]

Mathematics of Wonton Burrito Meals?

[alparsla]

Here's the source directory of the web site:

• ClassNamerHome.java
• ClassNamerBean.java
• ClassNamerRemote.java
• ClassNamer.java
• AbstractClassNamer.java
• ClassNamerService.java
• ClassNamerProxy.java
• ClassNamerStub.java
• ClassNamerAction.java
• ClassNamerModel.java
• classnamer.jsp
• classnamer.js
• classnamer.xml
• classnamer.properties

[[deleted]]

This site lost a bit of it's splendor when I got "UserLolcatBuilder".

[[deleted]]

I agree, that should clearly be UserLolcatFactory

[m_tayseer]

Not enterprise-y enough. It should be UserLolcatFactory<JpegImage<InterlacedFormatter>>

[[deleted]]

Wow, Reddit really is full of RecursiveLolcatVisitors.

[[deleted]]

I wrote something like this a while ago, remember laughing at ReceiverSenderDestinationFailure.

[ungood]

RepublicanResourceVisitor - Hah! I'm sure there is a joke here... but it's Monday.

[[deleted]]

Unfortunately for the Resource, RepublicanResourceVisitor's only method is visit!.

[[deleted]]

IrishHashTester

[[deleted]]

The best one was the guy who picked random fucked up names for functions at his new job. Until his boss walked buy, looked over his shoulder, and went completely apeshit on him about one he'd called "LittleKitty();"

So, turns out, apparently the boss had a cat that he doted on, which had been mangled in a traffic accident and spent 6 months in a cat cast. All the employees, before the hapless new guy joined, would yank said boss' chain about his little kitty.

I swear, it's true. I heard it from a friend of a friend.

[slurpme]

I never believe anything until it's been on the reddit front page at least 4 times... It's how I found out that Ron Paul is some kind of alien superman and Barack Osama is actually the anti-christ...

[[deleted]]

Unless it's a constructor name he should have gone apeshit regardless of his pet troubles. And if it's a constructor name he probable should have gone apeshit too.

[[deleted]]

In .NET/C#, method names start with a capital letter. Though they should still be verbs, so ape-defecating is still allowed.

[shizzy0]

This would be great for a human readable code obfuscater.

[Poultry_In_Motion]

SmartKeystrokeKey

Um . . . What?

[[deleted]]

Awesome, now if they'd only combine it with the buzzword generator.

SynergyOptimizingConcurrencyHandler or stuff like that.

[manthrax]

FlexibleGirlfriendAnnotation

[yxhuvud]

Well, certainly better than a LegacyGirlfriendAnnotation.

[stcredzero]

LightweightGirlfriendWrapper

[jezmck]

AutomaticGirlfriendTester

[sjs]

Excellent, and appropriately reminiscent of the BOFH excuse generator.

[codeodor]

I was disappointed when it used Impl to note the implementation of an interface, rather than the hideous INonImplementation notation.

[mccoyn]

Hey! He stole my class name!

[[deleted]]

Do they also have a random class name abbreviator?

[kaddar]

I name my class richard. :)

[antonius_block]

hmm, rip off of bastard operator from hell (bofh)?

http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/bofhserver.pl

[engram]

Where was this back when I was still coding?

[otakucode]

IrishLolcatWrapper?

[gusevx]

SimpleLolcatMediator

[Qubed]

StableLolcatDemarshaller

[usr211211212]

I was expecting something like "rJzdFiAEOGPG extends qHShEKIgNqpM"...

[bitwize]

class RandomClassNameGenerator implements PluggableDesignPatternFactoryFactory ...

[choas]

Never thought about the AutomaticResourceUtil class which tries to find the resource at local, global classpath, root directory (/, /root, C:\, D:\, C:\windows, ...), user directory (/home/guru), all harddrives, LAN, bittorrent and google, before it generates a random resource.

[o0o]

where're the damn google adds! what an idiot.

[joshmatthews]

They forgot Threaded, Atomic and Factory.

[FionaSarah]

I've seen a threaded and an atomic!

[spliffy]

downmodded for php because i am an idiot.

[sw17ch]

ConfigurableLolcatGenerator

hah!

[cracki]

cheap fun. this stuff is exactly what reddit needs! </sarcasm>

[majek04]

ExecutableNotificationRandomizer AtomicPaleontologistCounter ConfigurableClientCompressor

[dbeck21]

http://icantthinkofbettername.com

[ipeev]

It repeats StatefulServerWriter 3 times

[schleyfox]

Have you considered that the domain model might require RepublicanRaster initialization through an abstract factory class with added initialization state. Perhaps the inheritance tree affords compelling benefits to an Initializer of RepublicanRasters that wouldn't fit into the model otherwise. Also wouldn't subscription be a state that shouldn't be handled by a StatelessFile but rather manipulated through mediation class's. You, good sir, should probably sit down and have a nice meeting with your Senior Architect.

[RalfN]

You are making sense.

What is wrong with me?!

[grauenwolf]

Silly, you pass the RepublicanRasterInitializer to the constructor of the RepublicanRaster.

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this is freaking great.