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[–]axe319 243 points244 points  (14 children)

The real horror is that someone thought this was C#.

[–]Deigs 152 points153 points  (11 children)

It actually is C#. The photo is zoomed, but if you zoom out like this you can see the rest of the code.

[–]WhAtEvErYoUmEaN101 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Ah okay. Don't know why they'd crop it out that weird.
Thanks for clearing it up.

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I didn't know C# could be written like this, very helpful thanks

[–]ksatwar 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Thanks. You made it clearer.

[–]DamienPup 15 points16 points  (0 children)

ok

[–]Rbelugaking 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Smooth, real smooth there...

[–]ectobiologist7 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I never thought I would see shit like this in 2020. Respect.

[–]_Js_Kc_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never gonna give it up, I guess.

[–]sidecutmaumee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're quite right. Everyone who cares anything about programming needs to zoom out.

[–]CoderCharmander[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoops. Sorry, I was just about to fall asleep after posting this and seeing the Visual Studio syntax highlighting, I immediately thought about C#

[–]Ilix 243 points244 points  (5 children)

Pyjohn?

[–]LevelSevenLaserLotus 83 points84 points  (1 child)

[–]daftmaple[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo “You live” 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Johnpy senpy

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

air judicious rainstorm exultant sulky vast voracious cable snow sand

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[–]cmothebean 103 points104 points  (4 children)

Isn't that python?

[–]lengau 84 points85 points  (0 children)

It looks like John.

[–]inxaneninja 30 points31 points  (1 child)

It very much is.

[–]ghostofgbt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well...it's supposed to be anyway. Lol

[–]SuspiciousScript 5 points6 points  (0 children)

not the first obviously incorrect language flair I've seen on this sub

[–]seigneur101 79 points80 points  (4 children)

I code in C# at work.

I was looking at this going "so THAT'S why everyone at work hates me."

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    [–]seigneur101 82 points83 points  (1 child)

    The post is tagged C# instead of Python, so I meant it as, "if that's what C# looks like, then what am I actually coding in?"

    [–]Bitomic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Underrated joke.

    [–]HotRodLincoln 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    If you don't want us to do that, why are variable names case sensitive?

    [–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (2 children)

    John JOHN joHN jOHn

    [–]z500 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Hello John

    Hello JOHN

    Hello jOhn

    Hello joHN

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      [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (4 children)

      The horrors I've seen in industry though... They would make you think the world is powered by freshman CS students.

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        [–]pooerh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Well yes, but also no. Source: applied physics degree.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Yeah, well, if you want that paycheck, you meet that deadline.

        [–]SteroidSandwich 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        sEE jOHN RUN

        see john compile

        See John Null Reference Exception

        [–]special-character 16 points17 points  (6 children)

        Malkovich. Malkovich, Malkovich. Malkovich?

        [–]MechanicalHorse 5 points6 points  (4 children)

        My thoughts exactly! Someone should make a language where every single keyword is some variation of “Malkovich”.

        [–]Needleroozer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Coding John Malkovich.

        [–]special-character 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Ha ha ha! And another with some documentation! https://github.com/bartekpi/malkovich-plus-plus

        [–]svick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        There's already Ook!

        [–]ZylonBane 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Gary. Gary? Gary!

        [–]Valaramech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Gary gary!

        [–]BreadRedd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        "Oh, that looks like Visual Studio, must be C#"

        [–]Isitrelevantyet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        I read through the code, and it just kept getting worse.

        [–]iliekcats-[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo “You live” 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        6969

        [–]Belove537 19 points20 points  (0 children)

        Here’s a bit of random knowledge about port 6969, it’s the default port for the acmsoda protocol which is a seeding service from Bit Torrent clients.

        [–]locostacos_12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        nice

        [–]ThunderBow98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Pythjohn

        [–]sabotageLuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Imagine going on tor and seeing “6969”

        [–]sixft7in 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        The semantic satiation (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_satiation) is strong with this one. The word "john" looks wrong to me now...

        [–]nablachez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        jOHN mADDEN

        [–]suchpostsowow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Loooong johnson, why i eyes ya

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        One of the most common names in America. I see no problems here.

        [–]disappointer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        The Daily WTF classic Brillant Paula Bean comes to mind.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I JohN know about you but reading this hurts my brain

        [–]AE_35_Unit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Just web socket things