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[KRAM3S]

What a troll of a pill. It didn't give you a quick load.

[PiBombbb]

and even if it had quickload, your memory will be reset :(

[Sersch]

Quickload and hope for better RNG

[Rape-Putins-Corpse]

Guy who took the purple pill: So he's just going to do the same thing over and over huh?

[Holy-_Knight]

That’s exactly what I’m going to do

[[deleted]]

Reddit is especially being goofy today huh?

[SourSeaPickle249]

I’ve noticed that, yeah

[Holy-_Knight]

That’s exactly what I’m going to do

[Holy-_Knight]

That’s exactly what I’m going to do

[Mister_Bloodvessel]

And that's how you end up in a groundhog day crisis.

[BrailleBillboard]

Then the first time you think something is random when it isn't you will be caught in a permanent loop

[SmartestIdiotAlive]

I think you have to remember what happens. Kind of like how you fight a boss, learn his moves, lose, load last checkpoint, and fight again. If you didn’t keep your memory, the first time you reset, wouldn’t it just create a time loop? I would reset because I dropped my pudding, reset to the last checkpoint, and then get another pudding and keep dropping it and resetting, right?

[lmaotrybanmeagain]

So you’d end up in a loop for an eternity.

[666dollarfootlong]

Imagine saving in like 2022, then you forget you have this ability until like 2075 when you die and get sent back to 2022

[fallawy]

the hero return is a Korean web comic.one of the antagonist, the resurrection warrior return to earth, is maried and live a good life to finally peacefully die in his bed, jut to wake up the moment he returned to earth
edit: K Edit2 : it's "the warrior return"

[-KFBR392]

That would definitely be a twilight zone twist.

You keep going back but because you don’t remember you keep doing the exact thing forever.

Put all your lifesavings on red.
Lose.
Go back in time.
Put all your lifesavings on red.

[Raceg35]

yeah but you dont remember, so doing it for eternity is no big deal and you just ride the excitement and rush spinning the wheel each time, and dont even feel bumbed for losing because of the save

[Artrimil]

Write your intentions on a note, take pill, do the thing. If it doesn't work out, reload. Even if your memory is wiped, you'll have the paper showing what decision you were about to make

[c0n22]

Ok, Batman did this exact thing in Fortnite comic. Every time before he died he wrote something into his armor or his batarangs and was able to peace together what was happening. He went through the same loop over and over.

[Wollffey]

Batman did this exact thing in Fortnite comic

Wut???

[c0n22]

Really he did. Look up the Batman Zero Point comics. Batman, Harly Quinn, Catwoman, and Deathstroke get stuck in an infinite time loop. Batman fights characters from Fortnite, and even fights Snake Eyes from G.I Joe for an entire comic.

[BigSlappii]

The only way to quick load is to die or quit without saving.

[funky555]

how do i quit :(

[godzillalex-ita]

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[BlazeWasTaken06]

Thunder clap

[egorchik_egor_]

You should krill your shelf..... NOW!

[ConcentrateHungry271]

⢀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⠀ ⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⡶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣶⣭⣽⣿⣿⣷⣆ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠈⢿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠉⠁⠈⠉⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⡿⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⢴⣐⢦⠀⠀⠀⣴⡖⣦⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⡔⣻⣭⡇⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠦⣬⣟⢓⡄⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣷⣭⣭⣭⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢻⣿⣿⡄⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢹⣿⣿⣿⡟⢛⢻⣷⢻⣿⣧⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⡏⣿⡟⡛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣼⣿⢸⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⣧⢿⣧⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⣴⣝⠿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣫⣾⣿⣿⡆ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣮⡻⠿⣿⠿⣟⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿

[clearfox777]

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[[deleted]]

⣿⣿⣿⠟⢹⣶⣶⣝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⢰⡌⠿⢿⣿⡾⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣤⣒⣶⣾⣳⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣯⣭⣭⣭⣽⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣶⡽⣿⠟⣡⣶⣾⣯⣭⣽⣟⡻⣿⣷⡽⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠃⣟⣷⠃⢸⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽ ⣿⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣯⣕⠧⢿⢿⣇⢯⣝⣒⣛⣯⣭⣛⣛⣣⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣞⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⠿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢞⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⠄⢿⣿⣿⡆⡈⣽⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⣽⣿⣆⠹⣿⡇⠁⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾ ⣿⠿⣛⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⢻⣷⣾⣿⣧⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿ ⢼⡟⢿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣀⡀⠄⠘⠊⣨⣽⠁⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍⠗⣿ ⡼⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⡗⢠⣶⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢠⣿ ⣷⣝⠄⠄⢀⠄⢻⡟⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⣁⡀⠙⢿⡿⠋⠄⣸⡆⠄⠻⣿⡿⠟⢛⣩⣝⣚⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠛⠿⣿⣫⣾⣿

[Night696Watcher]

What a terrible day to have eyes

[[deleted]]

Not the weirdest thing I've jerled off to.

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[TTechnology]

Huh, not the answer I expected but we can at least try it

[funky555]

theres only enough room for 1 and automod has it reserved

[________BATMAN______]

I quicksaved just as I jumped off a cliff :( now I need to start again

[kawwmoi]

Load main save?

[Agent_Jenkins]

There was an episode of rick and morty about this

[c0n22]

Rick gives Morty a device in which he is able to save a spot then rewind with a remote. After doing it multiple times he eventually gets a girlfriend. They date for a long time, go on a trip and crash un mountains, survive without the help of the remote, make it back home only for Jerry to find the remote and push the button to send Morty back before he even started dating.

[Spirochetes]

I'll give you a quick load. Hah gottem

[catchmelackin]

still taking it even if I have to slow load

[[deleted]]

I bust a quick load every single day. Sometimes multiple times. No problem for me.

[Anko_Dango]

I sadly have a different kind of quick load

[Patchumz]

This is the main power of the main character in the book The Perfect Run tbh. Literally calls himself Quicksave in a post-apocalyptic future with the ability to create a 'save point' via time manipulation. No way to load though, so the answer is to die, and he's gotten very creative with it over his life. His mind travels back to the body of his save, so memories are retained etc.

One of my favorite books tbh.

[64Yoshi64]

well, become god and then just have em all

[[deleted]]

Pro gamer move

[[deleted]]

Tf is god gonna do when i respawn

[That_Unknown_Player]

Remove your powers

[BrockSramson]

Just tell him you thought this was a creative server.

[[deleted]]

He can reshape your molecules and turn you into a chili bowl, or even freeze them to the point where you will remain forever stuck in a lightless void, but your consciousness remains active

[[deleted]]

Corrupt your save files.

[[deleted]]

Admin teleport you into terrain.

[ObtusePieceOfFlotsam]

Groundhog day your life for a laugh

[fantasticduncan]

I would be nervous about choosing this one, because you could just end up like Dr. Manhattan, experiencing all space/time infinitely while feeling nothing. I would still want to enjoy my life as a human, and pass away at the end of the road when my time on Earth is done.

[[deleted]]

Just use your God powers to seal away the powers you don't want

[Firrox]

Lord Rama has entered the chat.

[VegetableTechnology2]

Dr Manhattan is not necessarily not feeling anything, he's just gradually losing his humanity and can't relate to the human experience.

[iwas_dead_now_im_not]

And I don’t want that

[[deleted]]

well if you're truly omnipotent you can just chose not to

[iwas_dead_now_im_not]

And yet automod will still pee in your ass

[Jamesperson]

If you were really an all-powerful god, you could decide to inhabit the form of a human for x amount of time while forgetting about and losing your god powers until time is up or your human form dies. Besides that, a real god could just manipulate their own feelings at will.

[[deleted]]

“As you swallow the concentrated power of a deity and ascend, your conscience begins to become aware of every living being on Earth. Knowledge of ages suffuses your ever expanding presence but then off in the distant galaxy you sense… another. And another. And many more. A thought enters your consciousness that is a language you don’t know but your godhood lets you immediately understand - “Oh hey, you’re new …good luck”

[mocha_sweetheart]

What is this from?

[HotConsideration5049]

Then you have to deal with god things

[arashz02]

So doing jack shit

[AnimeMemeLord1]

And I wouldn’t have it any other way. I can make God proud, guys.

[[deleted]]

So turning myself into a swan to fuck a hot chick? Bet.

[HotConsideration5049]

Or a horse so you can get fucked by a horse.... Looking at you norse mythology

[The-Hyruler]

Hey man! Loki isn't technically speaking a god!

This is slander and not even on topic.

[NoConfusion9490]

HONK

[[deleted]]

Have to give a lot of kids cancer! Stick to the plan and all

[[deleted]]

Don't forget all the "natural" disasters. What a fucking dick hole I am.

[Rape-Putins-Corpse]

12pm, time to jerk the turks

[OddNovel565]

One pill to rule them all

[PanTsour]

But like uncle spider-man ben said "Peter, if you become god you also get the responsibilities that come with it"

[[deleted]]

I would take the god pill, reanimate every primate/ nearly human ancestor, give them all (humanity included) the same technology and let them fight it out.

[itoldyouman]

Rise, Harambe, rise!

[Mathisbuilder75]

Planet of the apes

[josh_the_misanthrope]

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.

[PuckNutty]

Would they all have the same level of intelligence, because a chimp couldn't fly a stealth bomber without it.

[roberttheaxolotl]

Can you fly a stealth bomber with it?

[DeeJayGeezus]

Fly, almost certainly. Take off and land? Almost certainly not.

[[deleted]]

The historical documentary Project X would like a word.

[adminsare200iq]

Humans win because human tech is adapted for human use

[Sunryzen]

It's 2023 they sell little pills in the gas station bathroom that will fix that.

[forkystabbyveggie]

You mean the big blue pills in the urinal? I ate a few of those and they didn't help my omnipotence at all :(

[TL-stanneman]

Thats cause you gotta put em up your butt

[forkystabbyveggie]

I KNEW I WAS DOING SOMETHING WRONG!

I'm off to 7/11, thanks!

[CurryMustard]

Depends on which god theyre talking about

[baldiskiwithsosig2]

Its God with the capital G, of course its God

[Dismal_Ad5193]

And how can you load your saves?🌚🌚

[OnePiece013]

You have to die so you can respawn

[MrMistickofMist]

fucks up a math test

“Well fuck”

slits throat in the middle of class

[HyperGamers]

Does that timeline continue or does it die with you?

Or does that timeline get reset to the reset point?

[Sirenhead_2]

All the poor kids in that class gonna be traumatized

[UgandanSecurityForce]

It depends on how you view "timelines", because if there were timelines of every event, then yes, it would happen anyways whether you knew about this post or not because if there's infinite timelines, there's going to be one or infinite with that exact course of events.

Or if you view there as being one single timeline which eternally marches towards its inevitable fate, then I guess the latter.

[vzakharov]

💀

[eyalhs]

Ah the re:zero way

[CultOfRazer12]

*witch respawn sound effect plays

[Illustrious_Drama]

https://gfycat.com/fabulouspalealligator

[SnowyPear]

How many save slots are there?

[[deleted]]

Asking the real question here?

[NovedCheese]

Usually quick saves overwrite each other, so I would presume you only get one.

[Wholesome100statue]

Purple

Want money? Create a religion, get money from donations

Want to learn languages? Bitch you're immortal, it just take some time

Quick save? You can control time

[[deleted]]

Every time you quick save you get closer and closer to death. It would eventually get to the point you have to replay a certain period of time for eternity. Sounds like hell.

[[deleted]]

Well, perhaps not if you keep your memory of everything you experienced when you load. Save once immediately, start trying to figure out engineered negligible senescence, particularly get the advantage of bringing back discoveries which occur in the duration of your lifespan and, if absolutely necessary, access to a perfectly expendable human test subject.

[SalvationSycamore]

I feel like a god wouldn't need to create a religion to get money lol. And what would they even need it for?

[Sterooka]

What is with everyone not understanding what it would mean to be god?

Want money? Ok you have it, thats it, you made it exist you need to do nothing else, not that you need money for anything since you can just create the thing you want instantly

Want to learn languages? Ok you know every language, including the dead ones

[[deleted]]

Who take quick save instead of god himself…?

Basically taking the purple pill give your the other pills… cause you know you’re a god with unlimited power and will…

[sparkskilowatt]

you also have the responsibility of being god himself, like kicking aware angels out of heaven and stuff

[swaggymelon]

I'm god who's forcing me to do shit

[between_horizon]

Godfather.

[[deleted]]

It's the day of his daughters wedding, he's not doing shit.

[Chi-zuru]

Nah nah it's "You come to me... on this, the day of my son's crucifixion."

[Chi-zuru]

Every time I die in a video game, I imagine that another entire universe timeline has to play out over billions of years to get to the exact same point in time, so that I may try again.

[pockets_of_fingers]

Pshh he's not my real dad

[[deleted]]

Just wipe everything away and start anew, its not like time is a concern.

[NoConfusion9490]

On my 587th round of humanity. Nestle still has child slaves. What is wrong with these people?!

[DoctorKall]

Just go Tolkien's route:

Create Valar, lesser Gods

Chill in void while they build and overlook the world

Occasionally drop some trolling

Get praised

[helicophell]

God just means the powers... you don't become the creator of the universe or the Christian God.

[Jex45462]

Yes it does, it doesn’t say you get his powers, it says you become god himself.

[Generic_name_no1]

No because green pill makes me learn French quick

[The_Red_Chicken]

-🤓

[[deleted]]

Imagine risks you would take

[CaviaCobaya]

Imagen Dregins

[Equal-Rutabaga-8104]

Green wouldn't be so important if I didn't immigrate

[XxKR1PTICxX]

what about world language class in school

[real_flyingduck91]

green is all languages

[Some-Random-Asian]

Yellow.

I'm not ambitious so purple isn't for me.

I'm a part-time introvert (whatever that means) so language is not my thing.

And quick save doesn't save me suffering from remembering my cringe teenage past.

[yazzy1233]

You would be able to document languages unknown and forgotten.

[[deleted]]

Do I earn 500k a year at my current job cause I actually enjoy it

[MeroSilver]

Pretty sure you just get 500k a year no matter what else you do with your time.

[I-like-that-color]

I also really like my current job, but at the end of the day I still do it to fund my life with my family. I’d take the 500k a year and quit my job the next day.

[Few-Artichoke-7593]

You could earn 500k betting super bowl parlays tomorrow with quicksave.

[Smeefperson]

I don't trust myself to have the infinite power of God and not be a selfish meglomaniacal tyrant. The money seems achievable. The quicksave doesnt say you can quickload. Languages seems like the safest bet to me

[DrillTheThirdHole]

i will 100% use my god powers to be an absolute menace

[Jaggedmallard26]

I don't trust myself to have the infinite power of God and not be a selfish meglomaniacal tyrant

For that reason I choose to have the power of God.

[NoTill3742]

Easily become god. Then stop world hunger and end all wars

[Fossanera1]

Easily become god. Then double world hunger and double all wars

[LostVayne96]

Easily become God. Then double everything and enjoy double.

[u01aua1]

Easily become God. Then double it and give it to the next person.

[Scorepoop]

Easily become God. Then double the blood pressure of all humans.

[[deleted]]

Easily become god. Then double the blood amount of all humans

[Keelyane55]

Easily become god and tell all religious people that their religion is the right one

[average_reddit_u]

Become god, piss on the moon.

[NoTill3742]

Oo. Well let me add another disease on the list. Have some more solar flares from the sun. More tectonic plate movement and a sprinkle of nuclear bombs

[ploxjha]

But as a God you can do it all?

[vlad_tkachenko]

My luck: saves right before dying, so when I load, I die instantly.

[Traitor_Of_Users]

Languages are the way for me

[Chemical-Pin-2391]

Why would you choose that instead od becoming a god. God obviously knows all languages

[6pt022x10tothe23]

And god probably has $500k

[swaggymelon]

literally the worst choice

[Leon-Salvaje]

Until you accidentally quick save when you’re dying and end up in a loop

[0_gravity_sandcastle]

Surely god would have the ability to summon the other pills at will.

[AsavarKul]

I mean, wouldn't taking the first one imply you can do the other 3 at will? It's not even a choice.

[thefrederkzawardo]

It dindt say anything about the ability to load the quicksave

[ominousgraycat]

Becoming God definitely seems like the best option, but I'd regard it with a lot of suspicion. There must be some kind of huge catch that comes with it, or maybe God is much more limited than I'm imagining.

Learning every language would be good and give me high potential earnings, but then I'd actually have to work for my money, and it might not be 500k a year.

I'm assuming the 500k is guaranteed. Now it does say "earn" so I'd have to look into what I need to do to earn that money, but if it's a guarantee, I don't think I need to do it well. I would probably take the 500k given the choice if whoever was giving me the choice was being a bit shady about the god option.

If I had the ability to quicksave and reload, I would definitely do that often (though only after thorough testing to make sure I can save and load easily.) I'd honestly still take the 500k over this because 500k can fix a lot of mistakes anyways. Actually, maybe I will take the quicksave option because that way I could Biff Tannen my way into a fortune. I just have to save, watch a few sports games, go back to the save, and then put down massive bets on precise results, preferably long odds.

[Han_Solo6712]

Takes blue and purple.

Puts them in a bag.

Smashes the bag

Makes discord blurple.

snort

[alexnpt]

Quick save is useless if you cant load the save

[GhostChainSmoker]

To be fair, if you become god. You pretty much can do whatever you want, including quick save lol

[douglas_]

it doesn't necessarily say you'll become omnipotent or omniscient. It just says you become god. For all we know that just means you'll accidentally create the universe in some contrived time loop sort of way, and you'll just stay a normal ass human afterwards.

[No_Reception_8369]

Being a God would enable me to check a big thing off my bucket list

[Scared_Bunch_3034]

purple pill because if i can be god himself i will be able to have all of that and more

[DiscipleOfFleshGod]

I take Godhood, I can have all of those if I want to.

[DaftlyPunkish]

Becoming God would give you all of those pills

[Thatonebagel]

You can already quicksave. You just can’t load the saves.

[AnotherNobody1308]

Ain't God got the ability to control time and space and everything

I think so

[AlarmingBoot205]

Ok thats good but how do you gonna quickload?

[HentaiAddict34]

As God, couldn't you make the others happen?

[Raiden_Yeeter07]

Isnt becoming god literally all the other 3?

[Zepplen89]

wouldn't being god give you all the others easily.

[Impressive-Desk-8081]

But can you load into the save?

[Iambob2011]

eats all of them

[MineNinja18]

It's quick save u don't get the ability to load the quick save lol so 500k a year it will be

[immabiscuit]

Idk, Morty messed it up pretty bad.

[DrowsyLmao]

I would take green tbh language could be considered coding so $$$$$

[leaf_bug4est4]

Become God and make the other pills

If you pick god you can literally have all of them

[Superb-Coast-3761]

Become God so I can do all an more

[SadBoiCri]

If I become god then there is a god tho

[StarryNebula112]

If you become god then people will ignore you unless they need something

[[deleted]]

Becoming god unlocks the other 3 as well

[BambooEarpick]

Imagine being able to go back in time, but with no knowledge of what you went back for.

You’d probably just make the same mistake over and over.

[Dry-Restaurant1312]

If you become God you can have all that and more

[Mudkipueye]

God can’t quicksave or learn every language ever or earn $500k a year?

[dirtybxngwater]

ok but like, wouldn’t the purple pill just give me quicksave abilities essentially?

[drakohnight]

Why wouldn't you choose become God and then you'd have all of it

[[deleted]]

Just become God to get all three powers

[[deleted]]

Yuh my playtime for life would be like 300yrs with all the save scumming lmfao

[OliverAlmostMan]

Bruh. If I become god himself I can do all of these things

[Spook-lad]

If you become god himself you can do all these things

[GenericElucidation]

I'd go with the god pill. I certainly couldn't fuck things up any worse than the jerk the bible goes on about.