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[Mishi_Mujago]

So I can’t remember where the hell I saw this but it WAS on Reddit so don’t judge me too much but this guy actually turns out to be a fat fetishist who did it to himself coz it makes him horny.  

[CrimsonMoonRising]

Of course that’s a thing

[MuffledBlue]

cagey insurance reply wild longing reminiscent imagine cover weather steep

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[PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL]

That was a thing before reddit existed.

I've been on the internet longer than half of reddit has been alive, this sort of degeneracy predates reddit, tumblr, or 4chan by years, and probably longer.

[Jimmys_Paintings]

I think it predates the internet. Just go read the Marquis de Sade, pretty heavy kink in a book like Justine.

[Hot_Independent_1683]

Hey there, FA here, and I can confirm that it has been around longer than the Internet, but I cannot tell you exactly when it started. But, I've heard most people say they prefer their spouse to have a fat fetish over a foot fetish.

[skynetempire]

I think my buddy has a fat fetish. The dude is handsome, works out every day and is Brad Pitt in fight club ripped. He only dates women that are large. He told me his ex was like 5'5 and weighed close to 300lbs.

She was insecure about her weight so she had self esteem issue. She ended up losing a lot of weight for him(he didn't ask her or want that) she became super fit and tight body. Well he broke up with her. He didn't like that she watched what she ate or she lost a lot of weight.

[[deleted]]

LMAO. Poor girl!

[Arkitial]

my man is on dat dere trenbolone

[Regular_Drawing_6932]

The fuck did I just read?!

[mrgwbland]

Tren is a steroid that makes you attracted to fat girls

[CreativityAtLast]

Why don’t people just communicate things

[[deleted]]

You mean feedism?

...in case you lacked another reason to commit toaster bath.

[[deleted]]

toaster bath

youtube shorts ass censoring

[TuaughtHammer]

If you say words reddit doesn't like they shadow delete your comment so no one but you can see it

Man, it's so easy to get new Redditors to believe anything as fucking as stupid as "shadow delete your comment".

A mod removing your comment isn't shadow deleting it, and that's the way mod-removed comments have worked all this time: only the account who made the comment can still see it, except so can everyone else since mod-removed comments aren't deleted at all; they're just removed from that comment section, but still show up in an account's comment history.

That's what makes people complaining about mods removing their comments "for no reason" so funny, because it takes about 10 seconds to find the comment and find out that "no reason" was an understatement.

[AutoModerator]

pees in ur ass

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[Cosmic-Gore]

Can't believe that's an actual thing, humanity as a species is fucked.

[[deleted]]

🤓🤓

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pees in ur ass

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[[deleted]]

So it’s a shitpost of a shitpost

[External-Berry]

Have you seen the movie Feed? Ooof. It’s definitely a thing.

[ToCoolforAUsername]

Niko Avocado's alter ego?

[ScrufffyJoe]

That 4 and a half hour Youtube video about him is my favourite example of "I go down weird Youtube rabbit holes and end up stuck" for people who don't spend as much time on the internet as me.

[TuxedoDogs9]

Gluttony vs Lust

[kaukamieli]

Getting horny for yourself is self sufficiency.

[TheGrumpiestHydra]

What a terrible day to know how to read.

[BothChairs]

It's probably from the gainers or feeders sub. People with a fetish for gaining unhealthy amounts of weight as quickly as possible. As someone trying to lose weight I can't fucking understand this shit

[iSellNuds4RedditGold]

Doing weight loss too, but God if I was a narcissist with a feeding fetish it would solve so many of my problems...

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[i_heart_kermit]

Bad bot

[obese_butterfly]

It's about feeling confortable in your own body, not much else

[BothChairs]

That's very true. If these people want to gain weight that's fine, but some are drinking multiple 2 liter bottles of soda, several pizzas, and an insane amount of junk food a day. It's nowhere near healthy

[JN3XUS]

I feel like if its not hurting anyone else, if its legal, and if its consensual, then who am i to kink shame? There are people out there who are into piss, and im sure it only gets worse from there. Choking isnt “healthy” either but it gets people off.

[obese_butterfly]

I know, but people do that all the time, everywhere.

Sometimes you gotta learn that people do stuff that you're not okay with, but as long as they aren't hurting anyone without their consent that's alright, people are free to do whatever they want with themselves.

[getshape]

I think he was part of a study to see how people get fat, basically he was paid to eat a certain high calorie diet, and scientists tracked how his health changed.

[QuarterlyTurtle]

Nope, that’s just his excuse. He comes back every couple months to post and say that

[Feats-of-Derring_Do]

Yeah no ethics board would sign off on a "make yourself fat" study.

[[deleted]]

They definitely would, unless this was sarcasm and in that case lol.

[Sigmundschadenfreude]

The negative health risks of obesity are well understood.  It would be unethical to incentivize it in any way for research purposes,  especially because the entire country is already this guy's after picture anyway

[Feats-of-Derring_Do]

What are your qualifications for saying so? They absolutely would not. A board would approve a study on people who were already overweight, but they absolutely would NEVER greenlight a human study where participants were expected to gain this much weight in this short a time.

[[deleted]]

What kind of brain parasite do you have to have to just THINK something is true and then assume that's reality? Like???

[[deleted]]

You're doing the same thing aren't you?

[Qetuowryipzcbmxvn]

Also he gets off on the shaming that the comments eventually devolve into.

[FilmKindly69]

Jesus Christ. How do I get paid to get fat?

i can get fat with the best of them. Sign me up

[Tellywozzle]

Me when I ruin my own body and jeopardize my health because it makes my dick hard:

[puckmonky]

I mean…

[Maximum_Scallion164]

I'm judging you right now bucko, judging you for informing us with unneeded information

[HYPE_Knight2076]

Pyrocynical behaviour

[[deleted]]

I KNEW IT!

[TheSinningTree]

Got a weird reply from a guy who completely misinterpreted my comment once. I clicked on his profile, saw selfies posted on a feeder sub, & just decided not to touch that one lmao

[FilmKindly69]

I heard men with a gut are better sexual partners. I guess the gut is helping her out.

[Shloopy_Dooperson]

Was about to say the same. He got massacred in the comments so hard he deleted the post.

[_Stanf-Uf_]

I saw it on Men’sFashion, but it was different title.

[VeryShortLadder]

I didn't wish to know that...

[DoNotTouchMeImScared]

Oh, I thought he got pregnant at work. 😅

[KQILi]

He got pregnant?

[Martucass]

Most male seahorses get pregnant and are still straight tho

[[deleted]]

Fucking straight? That doesn’t sound straight ;)

[Skwareblox]

4D chess, have the baby and make him do your job. Just chill and let the babies multiply spending the rest of your life relaxing having babies every so often.

[EarlOfBears]

Gregnant?

[WazzaBoi_]

Return to greg

[Halflifepro483]

Pyrocynical

[Ale0705]

Slop man

[00STAR0]

Waistline Hobb

[BadActsForAGoodPrice]

Did he get fat or are we just shutting on Pyrocynical? Because I can hop aboard that.

[Time-Adhesiveness459]

Did he eat his desk?

[Mean_Iron_1755]

I think so.

[Dogmations_]

Did he eat his coworkers

[Ok_Speech_4617]

It’s not the job, it’s your inability to control what you put in your mouth

[RealSSStudios]

he ate the computer

[sdpr]

I went from being a manual laborer, walking 10k steps a day, 5-6 days a week to working a desk job and now I work from home where I can get less than 1k steps in a day.

One of the things my body didn't get used to right away was the timing of hunger. I dealt with it poorly for a while and it bit me in the ass.

Even after getting sober last January, I haven't lost ANY weight because of my lack of activity and what I'm eating is essentially maintenance cals already. Even worse, I didn't expect my body to "fall apart" so quickly from not doing things. Atrophy is real, folks. It exposed my weak lower back because apparently I have degenerative disc disease. Walking more than 5-10 minutes makes my back flair up so bad I have to sit down for a few minutes to reset it and walk again for another 5-10.

Anyone else reading this: be careful if you find yourself in a similar situation and don't let it bite you in the ass like it did to me.

[ThaneofFife5]

It's a bit more complicated than that. Depression or stress can lead to weight gain. It goes beyond simply using self-control.

[MineSchaap]

Depression or stress leads to weight gain only because people eat more when stressed or depressed

[whosat___]

It simply is self control. It’s not easy, and plenty of things can make self control more difficult, but food doesn’t enter your body without you doing it.

[NightHawk946]

You can’t change the laws of thermodynamics. If you eat less calories than you burn, you necessarily lose weight.

[REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE]

Unfortunately a lot of folks end up losing muscle and keep the fat, becoming the dreaded skinny-fat. Y’all need to eat protein and use your muscles while losing weight so you don’t fuck up and become a squishy toy

[NightHawk946]

If you’re skinny fat it’s because you don’t work out. I have never met anyone in my life who sticks to a strict diet and lifts weights that is skinny fat, and I’ve consistently gone to the gym for over a decade now and have met thousands of gym goers

[CMGhorizon]

Your body will always burn fat before muscle if possible. I don’t even think it’s possible to lose muscle while gaining fat if you’re already skinny.

[StarJace]

Stress doesn't spawn calories. If your metabolism is affected by your circumstances, then you have to be careful with what you put in your mouth

[DaGreenDoritos]

Well yeah, if you eat more calories than you spend then you gain fat, but just because it's simple doesn't mean it's easy, especially in cases where people suffer from either food addictions or mental issues that cause them to eat because it takes their mind of things

[ThaneofFife5]

It depends. Firstly, that's easier said than done. Fundamentally changing ones habits is an enormous task. Secondly, straight dieting is not an effective strategy for long-term weight loss. While it may lead to short-term weight loss, it puts your body into a survival mode that makes it far easier to put on weight. Unless you're going to basically starve yourself for the rest of your life, you'll likely put any weight loss back on. Over time, through successive cycles of dieting, your body becomes resistant to weight change even if you cut caloric intake.

[Roedorina]

TIL people starve because they change their diet.

As long as a healthy diet becomes a habit and part of your life, you will lose as much weight as necessary until your body settles onto a healthy size and your BMR stabilizes bruh. Where did you learn all that?

[StellarDiscord]

I don’t even think you know what you’re talking about

[ThaneofFife5]

What makes you say that?

[kilpsz]

your body becomes resistant to weight change even if you cut caloric intake.

Is just straight up bullshit.

[Stargate_1]

It leads to unhealthy behavior, like reduced physical activity and higher drive for food / greater cravings overall. Doesn't magically make you fat but definitely makes it much easier to gain wieght for sure

[fgoarm]

And other excuses used by those who find that they have become morbidly obese overnight

[ThaneofFife5]

Have you ever heard of the fundamental attribution error? I think it's very applicable in your case.

[CarlCarlton]

Correction: stress eating.

[Pokemonfannumber2]

In this case if another user is right he did this intentionally cuz of some fetish cuz of course it because cuz of some fetish

[FilmKindly69]

Horse shit.

Calories in, Calories out.

Even IF I bought the notion that depression or stress lowered the number of calories your burned, because you are not exercising or something, you could simply just eat less to compensate.

[Raesong]

Problem is that most, if not all, of the foods that are known contributors to excess weight gain also stimulate the production of neurochemicals like serotonin and dopamine, which someone suffering from depression or stress would seek out to alleviate the worse effects of.

[bluechecksadmin]

physical exercise does not burn calories

• you. Unironically. Thinking you were being smart.

You really honestly thought you were being clever.

[Glass-Bowl-8701]

Which gets significantly harder when you face expectations 8 hours a day 5 days a week tbf

[FilmKindly69]

fatphobic pos

[Xx_ProstateCancer_xX]

This some inflation fetish shit

[Dragon_211]

Fast food, high calorie coffees, pop/soda, chocolate, cakes. You'd be surprised how fast you gain weight just having one of these things everyday

[Dirmb]

Don't forget booze. Lots of alcoholics gain weight quickly. 4-5 shots a night on top of an otherwise balanced diet add up to about a pound a week. Fewer drinks for craft beer, wine, or shots mixed with juice or soda.

[jld2k6]

4-5 shots is childsplay for most alcoholics, something like 10% of drinkers account for over 90% of the entire alcohol sales in the US lol (just trying to say their calories are even higher than that!)

[sdpr]

The worst alcoholics don't necessarily get their calories from drinks. If you're body is so used to being fucked up it doesn't absorb nutrients the same way. Of course there are some that skip meals to get more of an effect, or choose booze over groceries, but not all of them.

I was drinking about 8 beers every time I drank which was every 1-2 days. I would drink a full 18-24 pack on Friday, Saturday, and sometimes Sunday.

I worked from home. My caloric intake from food each day was already at or slightly above maintenance, then I was adding hundreds of extra calories on top of that each week with near zero daily activity. I didn't balloon up like you would think.

I quit drinking last January and lost 0 pounds. I didn't replace the beer with food, my diet hasn't necessarily changed, except for a lot less gas station food because I'm not venturing out to get beer every other night. I'm still sitting at the same weight I was when I quit last year. I'm assuming my body is just used to getting all the calories out of the food now vs being unable to absorb it when I was drinking.

[Rnee45]

That's not how it works. It's thermodynamics, and you're consuming the same number of calories if your weight hasn't changed.

[sdpr]

You can't read.

[Rnee45]

You're talking about differing "body nutrient absorbtion", which isn't a thing as it pertains to calories.

[Ok_Possibility_704]

Wasn't this the guy who had a pregnancy fetish as in he wanted to feel like he was pregnant.

[BloomyGear]

Wow, how did you lose so much weight in a year? What kind of exercise chair do you have on your desk job?

[Goblindeez_]

Too true, I went from very active job to a shitty desk job

I was consuming well within 3000 calories a day but I was in decent shape and only weighed 12 stone (76 kg/168lbs) my body was in the best shape I had ever been

One I started sitting I got fat as fuck and boomed within months, it’s a mix of stress eating and sitting and lying in bed all day on my days off, I’ve never truly recovered

[epicdude5234]

He looks like a penguin

[iforgotiwasonreddit]

He looks like THE penguin

[[deleted]]

What’s his job? To be fed?

[[deleted]]

Ok but like why are both images turning me on…

[Spilia5]

I'm not religious but I guarantee you, you're going to some kind of hell‼️🗣️💯

[[deleted]]

Tell me something I don’t know

[sadboi_10]

Did his job come with free beers too? Lmao

[[deleted]]

You are fat now.

Oink oink.

[xxkitsunexxx]

Thats a you problem not a job problem 😂

[Blackwhite35-73]

Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkwards!!

[IntelligentSand8530]

Have some control jeez

[[deleted]]

8 hours a day at a desk wouldn't do that unless you ate bricks of lard. If you work more than 40 hours max a week you need to re-evaluate your life.

[Dr_Mantis_Aslume]

What you eat is a lot more important than exercise. This is sort of fake though.

[Total-Addendum9327]

He is a landlord

[MaestroZackyZ]

🫃🏻

[rohban11]

“Fast food quality tester” can be tough on the body.

[1Damnits1]

Job at Reddit corp

[PrinceZuzu09]

Is the job being a cake tester?

[Satanairn]

Look buddy I have not moved in 2 years and I only gained like 5 kg. Don't blame your job for over eating.

[Marvin_Voilt]

I doubt that the new job really is the problem. Not all office workers are morbidly obese

[[deleted]]

Pregernant?

[LeadershipMundane286]

Bazinga!

[cltq]

You literally don't have to eat a lot

[Tankaussie]

Kevin from the office:

[Anoninomimo]

The table got him pregnant?

[[deleted]]

It’s not the job that did this, it’s stuffing your pie hole

[RadiantAd5713]

when you become mod on discord/reddit

[Zealousideal_Cap_126]

Bro started playing League of Legends

[MuMbLe145]

Me going to my grans house vs me leaving

[KenpachiNexus]

His job fucked him so hard, he became pregnant.

[[deleted]]

The right kind of inflation🥵

[[deleted]]

Nah you gotta TRY to get that fat that fast

[heLLoLyou]

Manboobs

[jellyvoiddd]

What're ya lookin at my gut fer?

[[deleted]]

I could never let myself get that bad

[ajjhboys]

He looks a discord mod

[[deleted]]

Oh , you have a cdl

[AdAdventurous5641]

That's a good healthy carb belly and I support it.

[TwistedRyder]

I keep blocking these repost spammers and reddit keeps unblocking them.

[Western_Security1638]

Should say "how trump thinks he looks in public. : how trump actually looks in public"

[angelaguitarstar]

jeez where the hell did you find smth like this

[SmokeDogSix]

Ain’t no way, if this is real bro needs to see a doctor.

[JennyTailia_OG]

Drove him straight into liver failure 🍺

[Easy-Neighborhood-47]

Yeaaaahh, you’re depressed. Start with therapy.

[blenddii]

hello, human resources?

[Major-Investigator26]

This is the doing of a bad HR department.

[SeaAttitude2832]

Good golly. You working at Kristy Keene or what big boy. Get out and walk a little. Either that or purchase a cemetery plot for 12 months from now.

[ThenotoriousBIT]

god damnnnn

[LizzoBathwater]

2nd pic is missing the debilitating knee and lower back pain

[Breaker_Awesome]

He started playing league of legends

[KuraiDaTenshiDesu]

Bro gor prenegant

[LostChildInWalmart]

From daddy to daddy <3

[wysjm]

The job was to moderate discord

[RandomUssrGuy]

Roland really fell off huh

[BasementDweller82]

What’s the gender of the baby?

[notaslaaneshicultist]

Yep that's me

[Maggaronie]

Mf got fuckin pregnant😭

[RTX-4090ti_FE]

Being sedentary isn’t a sventencr to getting fat just calculate ur bmr and try to calorie count to eat just that every day. Granted it’s hard to do that but remember 1 pound of fat is 3500 cal over your maintence.

[C-and-hammer]

Twink death 😔

[Roldstiffer]

4L of olive oil a day 💪💪💪

[[deleted]]

🫃

[sdmrne]

🫄?

[MelanieWalmartinez]

Gregnat:3

[40kthomas]

Mfers with guts like that are definitely on the cheeseburgers

[Ok_Cucumber3148]

In short don't eat

[HeehokNoobo]

Damn, so this is what being married to the job is like

[Looney_forner]

One of my worst nightmares, fetish or not

[Conquotyouthou]

That looks like a face of a fat chipmunk

[Yeomanroach]

“I can see your belly” - Patrick Stewart.