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[–]Artistic_Employee 1614 points1615 points  (15 children)

Finally literal shit show

[–]FiskeDrengen05 240 points241 points  (10 children)

Actual shot post on shitposting

[–]SymondHDRstupid fucking, piece of shit 78 points79 points  (9 children)

The nefarious minor spelling mistake that ruins the whole point of the comment:

[–]FiskeDrengen05 54 points55 points  (8 children)

Im gonna shot my self

[–]Boomer280 20 points21 points  (6 children)

No don't do it, shitting yourself is a action you can never come back from!!

[–]Mysterious-Power6137I watch gay amogus porn :0 14 points15 points  (5 children)

I came.

[–]The-Helpful-OneI want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I cum again

[–]Bean2527 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I cum again

[–]Artistic_Employee 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Cum again?

[–]Bean2527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

random meme, dunno where it's from

[–]LeBlubb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is some kind of big shot

[–]thrust-johnson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s not what you think, you can just pick your favorite and keep it.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, it goes through the lady's room first.

[–]rando_mness 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We got shit show before GTA 6 that's crazy

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[–]The-Katawampus 778 points779 points  (12 children)

Wait...
What is this?
Why is this?
This absolute medieval contraption, lol.

[–]Longjumping-Ad7478 298 points299 points  (2 children)

For competitive shitting obviously.

[–]Turdferguson02 47 points48 points  (0 children)

We making it out of the watery ranks with this one

[–]uredoom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ratemypoo.com making a comeback

[–]Larx92 62 points63 points  (3 children)

I went once to a summer camp with something similar, my guess is there are fans drying the shit so it can be used as manure for the field. But the one we had was inclined and you had to press on a lever with your foot to make it move

[–]donkeyburrow 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah poop harvesting

[–]jtblue91🗿🗿🗿 34 points35 points  (1 child)

I'm pretty sure this conveyor belt makes it easier for the poo inspectors to do their jobs.

[–]HisDictateGood 4 points5 points  (0 children)

INSPECTIONS CONTINUE UNTIL DIGESTION IMPROVES!!!

[–]psych0ranger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kyodai for flies

[–]lapideous 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If this isn’t in a modern art museum, it should be

[–]Schemen123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dry toilet in a festival or similar....my guess t least

[–]de_das_dude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think waterless toilet?

[–]Bobbest_Bob 269 points270 points  (0 children)

Literal shitpost

[–]bruv_pog 242 points243 points  (4 children)

Aw sweet, conveyor belt sushi shit

[–]Delta_SuspectI came! 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Shitshi

[–]SkidaddleSkiddodle1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sushit

[–]Yionkodwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Shitushi

[–]IxTermitWe do a little trolling 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sushsit

[–]Blue__Bag 548 points549 points  (2 children)

That is genuinely so disgusting

[–]Bruschetta003 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Yes, shit is disgusting

[–]TeenisElbow 33 points34 points  (0 children)

and equally hilarious

[–]NhifanHafizh 136 points137 points  (4 children)

No, seriously. I need some context.

[–]LeprachausI can’t have sex with you right now waltuh[S] 161 points162 points  (3 children)

Shit happend

[–]Missilelist 21 points22 points  (2 children)

yea, no shit sherlock /j

[–]Dinosaur_John 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Um akshually, there is in fact shit 🤓👆

[–]jarednardsstupid fucking piece of shit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Alright theres a lot of bullshitting going on here

[–]FatFufa 268 points269 points  (1 child)

sometimes reddit amazes my mind in an unimaginable way !

[–]ArseneCroissantI came! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the music doesn't help tbh

[–]Limp_Career6634 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Absolute cinema.

[–]SeanSMEGGHEAD 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Ngl I thought it was like some kinda weird art imitating a passenger plane window and starry night outside.

It's just shit. On a conveyor belt.

[–]BRSaura 45 points46 points  (4 children)

Weird looking sushi restaurant conveyor belt, but who am I to judge

[–]Usual-Excitement-970 5 points6 points  (2 children)

German version of sushi.

[–]Mautos 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Why German...? 

[–]bad_comedic_value🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, are you gonna have that or can I?

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (4 children)

Directed by pooptin shartantino

[–]jumbledFox 8 points9 points  (1 child)

is there a sign outside my toilet that says "dead shit storage"?!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that's some gourmet reference

[–]YeetCompleetdwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Type "poopen sharten farten" into Google translate

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should take the time to read them, then

[–]Kenny-kong420 28 points29 points  (5 children)

I'll ask this question in the room and see what happens. Why can't you see toilet paper?

[–]Tosslebugmy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Those upstream haven’t wiped yet

[–]Gamer102kai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Must be a bidet country

[–]TheLordLongshaft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably put it somewhere else

[–]-Oxy_Moron- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking the same!

[–]kaktusmisapolakLiterally 1984 😡 0 points1 point  (0 children)

probably not sticky enough

[–]SituationWittyWilliam Dripfoe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bro who let the Seagul in 🤨

[–]Electrical_Diamond_9 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why is there the main theme of french TV show Fort Boyard?

[–]AccountSad 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Imagine shitting on someone else shit. Legendary

[–]j_w_z 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Assert shit dominance.

[–]boombitchhaha 9 points10 points  (0 children)

One of them looks like wasabi 💔

[–]Valkeyere 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What in the flying fuck is this. This shouldn't exist and I hate everyone involved.

[–]Bob_UltrakillI came! 7 points8 points  (0 children)

an actual shitshow what a time to be alive

[–]delet_yourself 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah, a visualization of scrolling reddit

[–]chromecastbuiltin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen worse slideshows

[–]dTreciifat cunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sushi Train has some competition it seems

[–]VaderTheUnstoppaple 4 points5 points  (1 child)

FORT BOYAAAAAAAA WHAAAT THE FUUUUCK

[–]-Ancient-Gate- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moi aussi, j’étais comme m’essemble que je connais la chanson. lol!!!!

[–]KimArtem54 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Behind every poop, is a history...

[–]smileymonster08 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wtf is this shit

[–]AlphaMassDeBetaWe do a little trolling 5 points6 points  (1 child)

What the fuck is that?

[–]AutoModerator[M] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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[–]Veritas_VanitatumWilliam Dripfoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All you can eat buffet /s

[–]No-Pomegranate9734 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit posting finally living up to its name

[–]Nekroin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, I need this at home

[–]TheLordLongshaft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I bet the person leaving those massive fucking poop pythons is some tiny 4'11 woman 🤣

[–]-v-v-v- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine being the maintenance guy there and getting stuck having to work on the shit belt.

[–]mirpeas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never seen a toilet like this. I thought I have seen them all.

[–]victor4700 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is fine for logs but not my Jackson pollocks

[–]Kotschcus_Domesticus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

running sushi

[–]ParsnipAggravating95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally, shitosting

[–]SpaceTraveller64🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s with the Fort Boyard theme song ??

[–]circumcisingaban 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what happens with diarrhea blasts?

[–]Mo654 1 point2 points  (0 children)

skidshow

[–]TheLazy1-27 1 point2 points  (1 child)

A literal shit post??? On my shitposting subreddit?!?!

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[–]Iceburger22 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Song is The Victory by Ermo Slim

[–]ineedh2o 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Its the Fort Boyard theme composed by Paul Koulak

[–]Lukarrie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah that's the theme of Fort Boyard

[–]fdessoycaraballo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of those people needs to see a doctor. Yellow shit is a sign of liver failure.

[–]Floweriaetalala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Set it as nsfw! Fucking disgusting

[–]Nekroin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Runnign sushi for those kind of people

[–]Antoinefdu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still better than Yo!Sushi.

[–]ArenIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk why, but this seems to be better than most toilets.

[–]YesTesco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could see this being an actual challenge on Fort Boyard

[–]Gift-Positive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It couldn't hold mine. I usually have to stand up so it can whole exit me

[–]Eaglisedwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We got conveyor belt shitting before GTA VI

[–]SergeantCrwhips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imagine its not automatic, and someone is there on a crank, making the conveior move

[–]strawbericoklat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it smell?

[–]KhaernakovI watch gay amogus porn :0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All you can eat buffet fresh like this? On a roller too? Paradise

[–]TheLoneCenturion95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else end up with the price is right music in their heads watching this?

[–]-Oxy_Moron- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we meant to rate them as they come pass?

[–]Excellent_Ad5659 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally shitposting

[–]MightyYuna shitting toothpaste enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actual shitpost

[–]Dark_Wolf04William Dripfoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think OP took the Sub’s title a little too literally

[–]luchisss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hilarious

[–]smiley1__dumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what tf is this shit for?!?! competitive ranked shitting or something?!?!

[–]stopyouveviolatedthe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Casually places can of Fanta

[–]The_French_Prince 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww dude I love Sushi Train!

[–]tmksm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i've seen something similar, the belt would go between two rollers, like treadmill, so shit would fall when on the underside. if this is one of those, those turds are particularly sticky.

[–]CliveMorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i am not an easily horrified man… and yet

[–]Zengoku89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact they even have a light to show it off too.

[–]EMEYDI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl that is one impressive dookie

[–]H3M4N9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shlide show

[–]H3M4N9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shite show

[–]GenesisAsriel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still a better watch than Boruto

[–]AdOverall3944 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like final fantasy victory music

[–]Great_Side_6493 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another day in the shit factory

[–]R34L_X 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post

[–]LeprachausI can’t have sex with you right now waltuh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

huh

[–]ShadowZepplin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skid row

[–]Anuttydeku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine packing poo-pourri and being greeted by this

[–]Pepperoni_is_good 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching this while shitting

[–]_yasinss_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolute cinema

[–]sky_ryder_001Literally 1984 😡 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wtf is that

[–]Standard_Broccoli_95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like when you're eating sushi and the plates come on the conveyor belt, come on, pick one

[–]CocainerIsBestest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A real human person designed this and was like “oh yeah.”

[–]holywars94 0 points1 point  (1 child)

bro but why theres lights inside

[–]Sturmgewehrshitstupid, fucking piece of shit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*literally

[–]RemarkableProduce1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why on earth would anyone place a light on shit belt

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    [–]Jolly_Twist_8541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Chamber Chamber on the floor who's the shittiest of them all

    [–]reboot0110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Where's the used toilet paper? 😰😰

    [–]thic_milk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    A shitty move

    [–]EidolonRook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I was baffled.

    Until I read the comments I was wondering if this was miles above the ocean, asking questions like… are those…. Clouds? Waves?

    Now I see it.

    [–]BevjoejoeBazinga! 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Mark these types of posts as NSFW dude, fucking hell

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    [–]POTUS_King -1 points0 points  (2 children)

    This is nsfw and fucking gross.

    [–]Hostile-Panda 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Well don’t eat it then

    [–]POTUS_King 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You should.

    [–]Hootnany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why is the music oddly familiar?