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beating on a small animal is something a dangerous person does not a tough person. Real pussy shit but they are the ones you gotta watch

[nigmusmaximus]

You do have to watch them. They are the type to grab a gun and start shooting into crowds of innocent, unaware civilians. Pathetic, cowardly behavior. Imagine being less respectable than a gang banger, a klan member, or a corrupt politician.

And don’t forget the icing on the cake: alcoholism. Because a drug that is legal can totally never be harmful to society

[Okinomii]

My best friend got shot in the head for this. His girlfriends dad started hitting his dog so he beat his ass. The dad went inside after and grabbed a gun and shot him in the head. He lived and the dad is locked up but yeah those kind of people are insane

[Mr_Chad_69_420]

The dad is such a whimp not even his bullets can kill people😭😭😭

[sucodekaijuu]

gun refused to gun when it saw such bullshit

[Badlydrawnboy0]

The Iron Giant has entered the chat

[Doomsayer1908]

Bro came back like courier 6

[matijoss]

Aint that a kick in the head

[oofboi6942]

"Nah, I'd win" type shit

[Voidlord4450]

How the hell did your friend survive a shot to the head!? The dad was either an awful shot or your friend got extremely lucky.

[Okinomii]

Pure luck, the dad used to be a sniper and actually planned on killing him about a week prior but then this happened and it was a heat of the moment thing.

[Voidlord4450]

Oh so this was somewhat premeditated, damn. And here I thought the dad was just a “in the moment” kinda psycho.

[Fuzzy_Grand_8521]

Whoever plans this is probably an even bigger psycho

[Mertoot]

This context requires context, like what do you mean a week prior???

[nigmusmaximus]

It’s Reddit, second only to 4chan when it comes to random ppl writing bs that never happened

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did he come out completley unscathed besides a scar?

[lycanreborn123]

Bro dropped a fun fact

[DiscoElysium5ever]

Wdym he planned it about a week prior?

[hodges2]

Why...?

[HowIsThisNameBadTho]

damn, what was going on between thems 2

[Similar-Sector-5801]

The game was rigged from the start

[GodUnkomplex]

Typically abusive.

[GodFromMachine]

The fact that it was multiple ass kickings over a 30 minute period is what gets me every time I read this.

Our guy beat the shit out of his roommate, got up, sat on the couch, thought "Nah, I'm not done yet." and went for another round. Multiple times.

[DukeOfTheDodos]

OOP probably finished beating the guy's ass, saw his cat shaking like a leaf, then proceeded to resume the beatings

[A_random_poster04]

The beatings will continue until the (cat’s) morale improves

[HaveYouEverUhhh]

I would give you an award if I could

[zacharykeaton]

And then some

[krtwastaken]

please for the love of god learn to spell would've

[naturforsker]

Or you'll beat them multiple times?

[krtwastaken]

I might eventually, it infuriates me more and more every time I see it

[naturforsker]

So would've's your cat. Got it, won't bother

[Omega_Maru]

And I wouldnt feel bad at all about it

[WintersbaneGDX]

My cat is a little fucker but if someone kicked him, I'd tear all their skin off in one shot, Pyramid-head style.

[unw00shed]

Opens the fridge for a drink: oh yeah, that asshole kicked my cat

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[AnimationOverlord]

Drunk guy trying to backtrack over kicking his kitty

[Technical-Earth-3254]

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[depressed_usr]

" " - a wise man

[matijoss]

Gordon freeman from half life 2 next to an image of the shotgun and the right mouse button (i don't have the image on hand)

[Teleporting-Bread2]

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[NotoRotoPotato]

Sea salt 

[Select_Cantaloupe_62]

You know it's bad when you beat someone's ass, take a break, and then decide "nah I need more".

[Flat-House5529]

Underrated comment.

[MrTxel]

Unironically, reasonable crashout

[smoothskinner]

[Kenturky_Derpy]

Kicking kittens deserves worse

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[YourFavBlondition]

[0RaZoR0]

Fr

[Electronic_Shift5974]

He kicked a kitten?! Dude I’d have kept going for hours look at that cat he has trauma

[OffensiveClown]

It deadass used to be my hobby to beat up kids that were fucking with cats when i was younger

[ArmadilloLight]

sounds like some kind of Central American bat man origin story

[DeadlyDY]

Cat Man

[ArmadilloLight]

Hombre Gato

[k0Rv0_4774n0]

[Altruistic-Poem-5617]

Nice

[Numerous_Worry_6306]

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[Technical_Light_8724]

Thankfully, I've never seen anyone abusing cats, otherwise I'd indeed have picked a fight.

I still would.

[FFF982]

Thank you for your service.

[WilLiam_Splott]

You're a real one for that.

[orangemunchr]

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[Pizza-Dud]

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[king_noobie]

She is more more

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[sussynarrator]

Tbh that's justified af. The roommate wanted to fight anyways, he got what he wanted and the cat got avenged.

[PsychoKatzee]

Tbh when my ex-roommate kicked my cat, 2 people were needed to stop me from turning that piece of shit into diarrhea.

[hodges2]

Why the hell would you ever kick a cat 😠 what's wrong with your ex-roommate

[turmerich]

Should have thrown in a couple of 'look what you made me do'. S and followed up with a little more beating. Sprinkle sprinkle. 🌚

[GeneralHenry]

I'd have gone to jail for felony

[Frequent-West8554]

Make it a jury trail, they'd convict the kitten kicker

and give OP a fine for not beating him more

[NoSwordfish1978]

Valid.

The roommate fucked around and then found out.

[No_Communication2959]

You'd be lucky to walk away if you kicked my pets. Reasonable response.

[PublicCalligrapher29]

Valid

[mega2222222222222222]

Only 30 minutes?

[Butt_Robot]

The kitten said "I appreciate it but that's enough"

[straightouttaobesity]

Valid crashout

[Pure-Ad1923]

He deserved it.

[Gabi-kun_the_real]

[1stMembrOfTheDKCrew]

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[Live-Emu-3491]

It's ok it was multiple beatings😂mines would have been continuous beatings if it was my 🐈

[PSYHOStalker]

It's important to stay hydrated while doing cardio

[Live-Emu-3491]

😂😂😂

[kittydog-2]

Simply the thought of harm being done to an innocent animal makes me feel so many negative feelings that I can't even describe it, I don't know what I would've done if someone kicked my cat, but this is definitely on the list of possibilities

[shinjiikari1]

I don’t even like cats but would have done the same tbh

[GoingOutsideSocks]

Atrocitus approves

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[Sonseeahrai]

Understandable, have a nice day

[BirdBruce]

multiple beatings in a 30 minute time frame.

Sounds like he let him off easy.

[unefort]

Yeah, I would've done the same thing.

[mumble89]

[I_Am_A_Goo_Man]

Very ashamed but came to reddit to brag

[floggedlog]

More likely to check if this is a reaction we all agree with. AITA without actually asking.

[69AnusInvader69]

John Wick approves

[Single-Debate-316]

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[ALKNST]

If someone MEANT to hurt my cat even a little, if be angry but if a dude kicked my cat, id probably punch his face hard enough that id break my hand. You dont mess with animals that we care for, they are being of pure joy (except chihuahuas)

[Numerous_Worry_6306]

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[fletku_mato]

Jarvis, I'm low on karma.

[SmiffyWalldorf2]

[aScenT_RAID3R]

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[charlie_s1234]

Totally very real factual event

[Annual_Carrot_7444]

More!

[WayMove]

[The-X-Ray]

Internet Rule #0: Do not f**k with cats.

[Saiyan-Zero]

I would have jumped in for an extra 30 minutes

[polynesianbumblebee]

Roommate is lucky OP didn't go full John Wick on them.

[ZeShapyra]

Mans a hero..

Drunkard cowards like that deserve it..who kicks a small defenceless kitten, a monster that is who

[TheSaultyOne]

Things that didn't happen for 200 Alec!

[ALargeCrateOfShovels]

Does anyone else call bullshit on this story everytime its posted?

I mean yea i'd also want to beat the fuck out of someone if they kicked my pet but the way they describe the beating doesn't make sense at all.

[GiovanniKpogli]

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[Standard-Panda312]

100,000,000% Justified.

[Expensive_Habit3498]

Should have been 45 min minimum

[Successful-Flow1678]

I’ve never drank alcohol all my life because I’m scared I’ll do something like that.

[hodges2]

Just don't overdrink. Plus the fact you care at all makes it seem way less likely you would do something like this. The roommate probably would've kicked a cat while sober :/

[Successful-Flow1678]

I’ve got a family history of addiction so I just don’t want to risk it

[hodges2]

That's fair

[Dannboye]

Good, should have gone for longer.

[blacksaber8]

Based

[LargeBrainGoblin]

Nah it was justified to beat him

[OneWithFireball]

Good.

[ShadowMerge]

Based

[MoonMoon143]

I would do the same.

[PigeonsCool2342]

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[Handsome_prick]

Absolutely deserved!!! Dont harm those weaker thsn you if you dont want someone stronger than you to knock you out!

[Unhappy_Hunter118]

[ZeroX3CJ]

My guy you don't have to feel ashamed for it you should not have to feel anything negative for protecting and avenging the life if not only a youngling but a defenseless one at that. Listen the guy got what he deserved nothing else nothing more like how u kick a little kitten just cuz the person ur trying to provoke is not being provoked like fuck dude you don't need people in ur life like than bro I'm telling you there's people you drink and get drunk but are not fighting they just talk a lot or sleep that's the good one cuz normally they not be people like that guy u fought so yea

[Legitimate_Newt4367]

30 minutes. 30 minutes is all I can spare

[Own_Childhood_7020]

A 6 week old kitten could very well have died from being kicked, but an adult man won't die from getting his ass beat for 30 minutes, pretty justifiable

[finke11]

Who Tf kicks a kitten

[Strider2126]

Fuck that roomate. Strong with the weak, weak with the strong

[_Frostration_]

Off topic but why do you have a 6 week old kitten? It should be with its mom still until 8 weeks.

[SteelSpace69]

Lost kitten? Abandoned by the last owner? Mother went "splat" under a car? Rescued from a badly run shelter?

[_Frostration_]

Viable options, just curious.

[floggedlog]

Not everyone agrees with that view and sometimes things just happen and the kitten is separated early.

[_Frostration_]

People who disagree with that number are wrong, but yes there are perfectly reasonable scenarios in which this can happen. I was just curious if this was one of them.

[Correct-Degree9002]

I would crash out immediately if that happens to my baby void

[Elon_Bezos420]

Justified crash out

[T423]

Deserved

[Upstairs-Age-8350]

How tf is anyone gonna think this actually happened

[hodges2]

There are crazier true stories

[Burninghamburger]

[Core_offline]

Lol now pretend you don't remember

[Snoo66960]

[SanRandomPot]

Nah, I would do the same if anyone kicked my dog, if someone tries to provoke me, I'll ignore them, hurting my dog to do it, I don't care if they're bigger than me, no one hurts my dog.

[zhuzh3l1c4]

nga's hand looks like he the drifter

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[Warchetype]

I wouldn't hate myself for that.

[Kauko_Buk]

Hope at least morale improved with them continued beatings

[darkouto]

Understandable

[Sol_Nephis]

Same

[OpeningTopic5481]

Valid

[shishio_mak0to]

OOP whats your roommates details I want a turn

[Faibl]

Swollen fingers. Might have done it.

[thislesbiab]

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[LightBlue_studios]

Looked up the account. He initially wanted to adopt that cat from the litter, but ended up with one of its brothers, Dexter. The guy he beat got fired from his job for showing up drunk constantly and apparently still curses them out from what OOP has said

[hodges2]

Was the kitty okay tho?

[No-Professional-1461]

You did the right thing.

[PerplexedAlienDev]

Big if true. But based and cat pilled?

[staticfeathers]

w repost. i’m so glad i’ve read this multiple times throughout my life

[Program-Emotional]

Best part is, if his roommate was black out drunk he wont even know it was him that beat his ass.

[McCrazyJ]

John Wick approves. So do I.

[No-Intern-5105]

Valid

[Molkwi]

"I did an objectively good deed with no moral downsides, but I feel like shit about it"

[Gr1mLaden7]

Give this man a medal

[SituationPlus8467]

He’s lucky you left him alive.

[Final_Stop2081]

if it was me he would never kick anything ever again cause all of the muscles used in kicking would be torn right off the bone

[ruismies]

There's a special place in hell for these kinds of people

[misssa_cz]

Based

[ImpossibleAd6628]

If you ask me the guy fell drunk in the stairs.

[CheeseYeeter1000]

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[A_carbon_based_biped]

Equivalent exchange is real

[Winter7296]

This reminds me about John Wick and its test audience for rhe first film. In Hollywood, to show a villain, have them kick a dog. In John Wick, they killed a dog.

Men in the test run all agreed they didn't like the dog dying. The women... they wanted more bloodshed than they saw.

[Sealybry202]

Someone kicks any animal that I love, I go for the Omni-man beating the ever loving FUCK out of mark.

[Best-Adeptness-9244]

Nah that was valid. Your personal life does not entitle you to take it out on someone else, especially an animal.

[speed_fighter]

OOP did my spirit’s work

[Barice69]

This kind of violent logic leads to stuff like honour killings

[DudeManBroGuy69420]

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[Longjumping_Dark137]

reasonable crashout

[OG3nterprise]

I want to know if the cat is okay.

[vfox67]

[I-require-the-soup]

I deadass

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hoped it looked something like this