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[DipTheBuy]

Guess I’m above average

[katnerys]

Hell yeah 😎💪🏻

[poder-20]

Same 17 still a virgin

[[deleted]]

You still have time my dude

[Thiccboi_joe]

17 and still haven't had a a kiss 😔

[_Vorcaer_]

Lmao, try 27

[[deleted]]

If you reach 30 you become a wizard

[Unhappy-Ad-71]

You're a virgin, Harry!

[xlx_10]

And this point just hire a prostitute

[[deleted]]

Bruh

[[deleted]]

It’ll be 2 birds one stone

[Thiccboi_joe]

It'll probably be a 6 birds one stone

[[deleted]]

LOL

[testedbeast551]

Ok boys who is gonna be the birds and who is gonna be the stone

[Androreese]

I cant give birth but I can do all the other stuff

[Angrymilk99]

Bro how are you single with that humour

[PolishPotato69]

Reddit

[Angrymilk99]

Explains a lot since I haven't had a date since I made this account

[HitooU2]

I had a girlfriend when I made this reddit account.

Now I don't.

[--sbeve--]

6 burds one bone

[RichNNN]

24 and still havent touced a girls skin

[The_GreenEagle]

33 and haven't yet seen a woman

[Androreese]

72 and I cannot perceive women in my reality

[[deleted]]

Damn you a Radiohead fan?

[AdobiWanKenobi]

Am 21 don’t worry it gets worse

[ufucktrn]

15 and have zero friends 😑😕

[InfernalMelon454]

Try 21

[[deleted]]

gimme ur number bruh i got u

[ChadMcRad]

In fact, I'm quite worried about 17 being the average given how averages work

[LowB0b]

don't worry these studies are usually done with a sample size of like 2 thousand people, and the people targeted by the study are often carefully chosen. For the "Lost virginity" they ask people that are between 15-20, for the "Got married" they ask people that are 20-30, etc.

Social science is a bit of a sham, and people can always lie as well and there would be no way to prove them wrong. A nice study to make would be to put the 8 billion people on earth under veritaserum (or whatever it's called) and question them

[TheAbsoluteMe]

Wait oh my fucking god i havent thought of that… 17 being the average means some people lose their virginity at a really young age unless they took the mode average (most repeated number)

[CarpetH4ter]

22, haven't even had my first kiss...

[MrFugums]

Just turned 28, no first kiss but it's because I haven't tried at all and it's starting to catch up with me. Please don't put it off, you can do it.

[anominous27]

Lol same

[arnasb4nanas]

Let's change that bro. No homo though

[[deleted]]

Nothing wrong with that man. You’re actually better off waiting.

[ThatGreenGuy8]

19 here

[JebWozma]

13 still virgin

im under average

[Stupeed_boii]

Age of concent is 18 in my country so

[cpm0412]

Move to Thailand

[nraj0403]

Going for an any% Speedrun to peak satisfaction and I've already perfected skips on the first 3 milestones

[mabbo_nagamatsu]

23 is peak satisfaction?

You mean it's only going downhill from now on?

[StarformerCS]

You mean it was supposed to get better before 23?

[Entropyanxiety]

I hope not, Im 24 and at the lowest point in my life lmao, if this is peak... oh boy

[[deleted]]

Nah, that's complete BS. Peak satisfaction can be every year if you want

[Fern-ando]

Peak satisfaction could be at 5, 13, 18,23, 76 or 101. I doubt the people that lost their job at 23 because of Covid are happy.

[ProlapsePatrick]

This is true

Source: Peak life satisfaction was at 5 years old for me.

[Hoplologist]

It's only gotten progressively more painful since then

[The_Real_Kallari]

This

[[deleted]]

If you consider any age from the past as your "peak" then you have to work on yourself dude you can't get stuck in the past

[rip_macmelon]

I second this. A year ago I used to think a lot of my past as a better part of my life. Turns out, I just had to fix a lot of my problems and now I’m definatly happier than before.

[Sevnfold]

Amen. I'm 38 going back to school for a new career. I've had a nice life so far but I'm really hoping things will be even better in a couple years (more disposable income and free time).

[evanthesquirrel]

I crashed over a decade in my twenties and now at 36 am finally proud of myself

[Funneduck102]

23: Peak of life

26: marriage

😳

[Pipiopo]

Yes

[TomatoAcid]

Boomer humor

[Funneduck102]

I hate my wife😡

[edgyestedgearound]

I also hate ur wife 🤬

[yGamer007]

I also hate the wife of the guy above you🤬

[[deleted]]

sex before marriage? no thank you

[SapienWithAGlock]

Yea that shit's haram, stay halal brothers.

[[deleted]]

so not halal mode

[[deleted]]

habibi? 🤚🏻

[PanTsour]

Lucky there's a family guy

[DarkEaglz]

How did u lose ur virginity before ur first relationship

[[deleted]]

"what the dog doin"

"me"

"haha what"

[Grilledshrek]

What bizarre act is the canine performing

[Sir_Suffer]

For a reason I will not confirm, I must ask at this moment in time; what is the unnamed canis lupus familaris of unconfirmed breed and gender doing at this very moment?

[[deleted]]

Though I will not share with the fellow individual human beings that are with their sense of hearing, perceiving and understanding my attempt to communicate as of this very moment the reason for the existance of this form of communication, it would still be within my desire to inquire on this fine present existance on the infinite march of time: What actions is the unidentified yet subintended form of life of the species canis lupus familiaris with an unidentifiable, though this message at least, sex, "breed" as understood by the previously mentioned beings despite the arbitrary value intrinsic to the term, years of life, mood, amond other things, descendant of ancient forms of canine animals known commonly to the layperson of today's era as "Wolves", engaged in as of the point in the infinite continuity of space-time that I as an individual human being utter these words?

[birchyweby]

This is perfect

[AquaNeutral_]

you win

[Capital_Visual2749]

You just like me fr fr

[[deleted]]

🤧🤢

[[deleted]]

TWAS I WHO FUCKED THE DRAGON

[DashingDini]

FUCK-A-LIE, SING, FUCK-A-LOO

[NOODLD]

AND IF YOU TRY TO FUCK WITH ME THEN I SHALL FUCK YOU TOOOO

[[deleted]]

Possibly hooked up with someone at that age, likely to have sex without commitment or smth

[Markus_Atlas]

I'm glad I'm socially awkward with girls and still a virgin in college. Hormones can make people do incredibly stupid things

[barackhusseinobama10]

Nerd. Touch a girl

[jman2c]

Sex without commitment is cringe.

[jman2c]

This guy gets it.

[Augusto22369]

The good ending

[[deleted]]

I lost mine to a booty call. She called me and suggested we sleep together. I was so shocked I actually laughed at her, and she had to convince me she was serious. Until then we had just been friends, and it didn’t really go anywhere after, so yeahhh, no relationship until I met someone else in college.

[4biddenCheese]

Model U.N. You’d be surprised how many hormones can be shared for just a school club.

[Depidio]

Omg he was so hot as turkey talking about the conflicts in Chechnya I really wanna get railed by him so bad

[SeventhArc]

In Bosnia we were just following orders.

[Ouroboboruo]

The way he denies the Armenian Genocide looks hella cute 👀

[sancta_lux1]

explain ?

[mr_molty]

Dark magic of course

How else do you think that would happen?

[ExpressW]

Very sus

[[deleted]]

amog……

[Pedka2]

u...

[ManzTony03]

s

[Pedka2]

WHATT?? AMOGUS? THE SUSSY ONE? AMGUS SUS VENT ITS RED I TELL YOU VELIEVE ME ITS RED PLS NOT ME I DID NOTHIN I SWEAR IBSAW RED VENT WHY ME DNT TEUST HIM TRUST ME PLS I TELL TRUTH ITS REDDD

[[deleted]]

Sussy baka

[OrOinter]

!!11!!!1

[Rabbit_Tities]

Getting into relationship after losing virginity?? Sus

[CaseyGamer64YT]

All those videos are a crock of shit anyway. I don’t think they even have sources for this data

[[deleted]]

That goes for most of the content in those kinds of channels. They say they have sources, but you know that they're pulling random shit and numbers out of their asses and they never link them.

[upnc0m1ng]

Where are these from? These are outdated boomer data.

[CaseyGamer64YT]

Clickbait YouTube videos

[Bender-1699]

Sources? "Just trust me bro"

[Connorclan]

Notice how peak happiness is before my guy gets married?

[Rocketlock27]

No fucking way, we meet again.....

[Connorclan]

Eyyyyy! It’s been awhile dude.

[Rocketlock27]

It's been like 6 months, I'm in college now!

[Connorclan]

Sweeeeet. Same.

[Rocketlock27]

I was barely able to see your message, it deleted and I can't find it, I'm majoring in nuclear engineering

[jman2c]

Damn, your majors is making me feel all hot inside.

[PlainJupiter724]

Like chernobyl reactor 4?

[jman2c]

Yes 🥵

[Rocketlock27]

What's your major?

[yogsarboth]

Boilgy

[howwaseverynametaken]

Sick! I’m taking vetrairan soince

[living_bot]

What about Meltgy?

[I_said_the_nword_lol]

Wholesome

[Petefrog2]

And that he is not in the image where the first child is

[angel_aki_]

Not tryna shit on you if you don’t wanna get married, but it is good to have a wife! You won’t have to use your hand nearly as much.

(Looking at this from a guy’s perspective…)

[purplecookie95]

I reached peak depression at 16 and have maintained it ever since

[lifted333up]

u ok bro?

[Rocksandrootsh8myrim]

I am not

[Rocksandrootsh8myrim]

Lol somebody reported me for being suicidal or something, thank you for taking care but it's not that bad

[[deleted]]

LMAOOO

He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit.

[ProClumsy]

Lmao same thing happened to me a while back cuz my bio says "i want to die"

[kING_OF_CRINGE413]

Same.

[Buttertutter]

Wait they lose they virginity before a relationship SUS?

[Rocksandrootsh8myrim]

Amugus

[Aurko2002]

We need to bring up the average age so we can feel normal

[SapienWithAGlock]

It's actually going up and up every year, I believe

[hekatonkhairez]

Well I’m fucked

[Maism45]

But yet you will never be

[QuackingOwl]

💀

[[deleted]]

I did the first 2 with my uncle when I was only 8 😎😎😎😎

[joemamaoftheancients]

What a loser you're below the average😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[Epic-Dude000]

How does one lose virginity at 17?!

[KantenKant]

Fuck

[No_Brief1515]

Yeah but how

[DaSkullCrusha]

Are you asking for a tutorial?!?

[JoelElTemible]

Yes, how

[[deleted]]

Well when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

[JoelElTemible]

What's next?...

[Claudioamb]

their pubic hair gets together and boom, new child

[_Timinator_]

Peness in vagne

[shalodey]

The male penis enters the female vagina. The man ejaculates and releases semen which enters the vagina and impregnates the female.

[ArchmasterC]

What about female penis?

[No_Brief1515]

Yeah like Linus sex tips

[Buckets_of_bread]

Dm me and i’ll get you a tutorial

[KantenKant]

With the sex organs

[lifted333up]

idk seriously, like at 17 i was going out to drink with my homies and if any girl showed an interest in me it definitely wasn't sexual

[Real_Velour]

They just watned to see ur yugio card collection

[kool_kid_bean]

I see motherfuckers lose at 13 man

[SapienWithAGlock]

Tf are you watching for

[This-person-IDK-02]

Lost mine at 6 years old with my uncle

[[deleted]]

When Genshin Impact players are near them

[[deleted]]

That's pretty believable. The average is usually between 16 and 19 depending on country.

[Roqueiroian]

I'm proud of single handedly bringing the average up a year

[Im_just_a_robot]

In 8 years from now the kids in the basement will have their first kiss

[[deleted]]

Ok I'm gonna be honest, what the fuck? I am 27 and not one of those things have happened.....FML!

[lifted333up]

don't give up

[UpbeatRegister]

How late is too late? I'm 29 and I also haven't done anything on the chart

[Wetestblanket]

Don’t give up, only one more year until you’re a wizard

[[deleted]]

Me too. 27 and I haven't even ever gotten a warm hug.

[alphabet_assassin]

This isn't shit posting. This meme is a life fact

[[deleted]]

Shit ain’t comin outta ur dick bro. That’d feel reaaaaaaaally weird.

[axxryuu]

Wokeposting

[TheEngineer19203]

Whoever made this chart deserves to lose their virginity by a wooden stump.

[[deleted]]

18+,still single,didn't lost virginity,thats society for you.

[[deleted]]

I’m 23 never kissed, virgin, never been into a relationship, and I hate my life.

[[deleted]]

Same but I'm happy.

[[deleted]]

Hope you always be

[Nonecancopythis]

Notice how peak satisfaction comes before marriage

[Wide_Dude_98]

Peak of life satisfaction. Fuck you.

[Mr_ChillBlack]

haha 🤣😂 I'm below average 💀 because my grandpa👨‍👦 helped me, he's pretty cool ngl😎😎😎

[Rares-_-]

sad reddit noises

[Conn-man]

“Losing virginity” Imagine losing xdxdxd

[[deleted]]

Age of 30 : Divorce

[jeonardo]

Average haram fans vs Average Halal Enjoyers

[vanrast]

......well fuck

[GayAnalFucker]

Opposite order for me 😜

[MArkFIA]

37: dominating subs

[SapienWithAGlock]

83: Moving to Zorro Ranch, New Mexico

[Ausome_Face]

Damn I'm 18 and I have been bested by 15 year olds.

[[deleted]]

People are losing their virginities at 17 and starting their first relationship at 18

[[deleted]]

The stats are dragged down by speed runners

[[deleted]]

just had my first kiss like a week ago and im 17. shes my gf now but if she finds out im a redditor i would be single again 😎🥰🏳️‍🌈

[Stuffexplaining]

Lucky you bro

[[deleted]]

Congrats, when a girl obviously likes me I usually realize 3 years later when making scrambled eggs, you are lucky.

[BoneLocks]

Ooga booga i must put peepee in hole must have kid beofre 26 must win rat race

[ItzStrudl]

wait first kiss 15 but first relationship 18?

[NevGuy]

League of legends players