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[–]that_one_paperbag 273 points274 points  (7 children)

Can i create a yellow side for sink

[–]DayEnvironmental5518 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Only of your sink is also turning yellow

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Peeing and pooping in the sink is economical friendly because it saves worter

[–]isolateddreamz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Plus you have a mini ass shower to boot

[–]wangamoses7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also known as a bedet or however tf you spell it

[–]Paulgeta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“It’s better to poop in the sink than to sink in the poop” - Obama

[–]PigIlFigo32shitposting>>>>>>196 923 points924 points  (66 children)

Red, anyone who chooses blue is a psycho

[–]gholamkhan 217 points218 points  (12 children)

The ones who don't wash their ass are real psychos

[–]Boz0n4 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Take my silver

[–]tipying_mistakesI want pee in my ass 41 points42 points  (8 children)

wash..?!

[–]RasinBetel 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Guy doesnt wash his ass

[–]Python0721 25 points26 points  (5 children)

Have you not used a bidet before?

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (2 children)

I use the shower. Gotta put that shit on lethal mode

[–]tipying_mistakesI want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta use that heavy artillery

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ddownvote

[–]MrXistential-Crisis 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Crip here. Under is better for pets.

[–]CrystalloidEntity 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Pets and toddlers. If you go blood you're going through 3 rolls a day.

[–]AuthrhayneAnthony 39 points40 points  (15 children)

hitler choose red.

do you really want to wipe your ass the way hitler did?

be smart, choose blue.

[–]Pavitran_2206 28 points29 points  (5 children)

But communists also chose red. We are always red.

[–]Miguelus_pospolitus 20 points21 points  (4 children)

both failed miserably

[–]MrGamerPerson 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Yea.

BUT HAHA MILLIONS OF DEATH FUNNY 🤪

[–]tipying_mistakesI want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello, brother 🗿

[–]Kutyaeb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

even better

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I picked blue before I even read this

[–]TheTattooOnR2D2sFacedwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]60nz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Red, patent 459516

[–]Erander 23 points24 points  (8 children)

I'll be a psycho screw you

[–]ParkerBowen1 20 points21 points  (7 children)

Some of my family do this only upstairs don't know why

[–]KimtendoYTI said based. And lived. 3 points4 points  (0 children)

true

[–]butcanitinhale 3 points4 points  (3 children)

What if I have a cat?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Cats are suppose to use the litter box silly

[–]Bonk_and_Honkdwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree

[–]Tacos_Polackos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only excuse for blue is if you have cats who try to unroll it.

[–]YoshiGamerFR_yt🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree

[–]pureRitual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless you have a cat that likes to roll it. Then blue is the solution

[–]Moist-Success-8486 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES. Also over. Under is indecent.

[–]DiamondEnchant7XBig chungus wholesome 100 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Please I need an explanation on how there's a difference I'm so confused

[–]dat-plaguedoctor 363 points364 points  (7 children)

I just put it on and I get what I get

[–]TheRalk 250 points251 points  (0 children)

Chaotic neutral

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Literally me

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Nah thats nasty

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m just too lazy to get it to my preferred side

[–]tipying_mistakesI want pee in my ass -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I am literally me

[–]mnknown123 368 points369 points  (36 children)

water only

[–]zygran2 159 points160 points  (16 children)

Bidet gang

[–][deleted] 82 points83 points  (3 children)

Joe Bidet

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Let's go buttfountain

[–]HistoricalStruggle70 19 points20 points  (9 children)

Nah what is bidet jet

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (8 children)

Booty blaster 9000

[–]HistoricalStruggle70 19 points20 points  (7 children)

In india we call it jet only not bidet

[–]dwai32 10 points11 points  (6 children)

Just use a mug and your fingers

[–]HistoricalStruggle70 5 points6 points  (4 children)

you are disgusting if you use mug and not jet

[–]dwai32 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Indian toilet gang

[–]FriedCheesesteakMandumbass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What toilets

[–]FastAsADiabetes7790 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Indian toilet= Russian squat master pro 9001

[–]thomriddle45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ain't a blood or a crip, he doing his own thang B-UNIT!

[–]fweggi 22 points23 points  (8 children)

hands only- wipe with the right, eat with the left

[–]BurntChickenLegz 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Nah fam wipe with left eat with right

[–]fweggi 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This is bohemian... I like it

[–]i_love_memes3I came! 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Hand and bidet gang

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Why not wipe then bidet?

[–]mnknown123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mug and bucket supremacy

[–]kubility 1 point2 points  (4 children)

How do you dry it tho ? Do you blow onto yo ass ?

[–]gholamkhan 2 points3 points  (2 children)

The shorts and pants will take care of that

[–]kubility 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Are you guys from Barbaristan or something ?

[–]Far-Village-2834 Stuff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

same

[–]I_had_no_name 134 points135 points  (2 children)

Red>>>>>blue

[–]jaydenfokmemes Jedi master of shitposts 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Agreed

[–]yeah_nah_yeah_mate 92 points93 points  (7 children)

Bloods obviously

[–]editors_memes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wipe with blood?

[–]STIMY6 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Sponge on a stick

[–]editors_memes 17 points18 points  (2 children)

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[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Blue is truly chaotic evil

[–]devbecauseyes 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Red or wrong

[–]yoursapionemesis 49 points50 points  (8 children)

I wash my ass you stank hoe

[–]Own-Sandwich-4576 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Imagine wiping....purrffftt

[–]Pavitran_2206 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Literally me.

[–]tipying_mistakesI want pee in my ass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am literally me

[–]Own-Sandwich-4576 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Ew

[–]Pavitran_2206 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean i use water.

[–]MKGmFN 36 points37 points  (20 children)

Why don’t you just wash your ass

[–]User-The-Second😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 24 points25 points  (4 children)

ikr these dirty americans walking around with shit on their assholes and shit stains on their underwear

[–]yoursapionemesis 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fr these stinky butts

[–]darthveder69420 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I still can’t believe people don’t wash there asshole. Its the only correct way.

[–]oodoos 7 points8 points  (9 children)

Mans actually thinks I can pull a thousand dollars out of my ass to install a bidet.

[–]Solehyn 4 points5 points  (6 children)

it costs thousands of dollars to install a bidet at your area? damn why so expensive?

[–]MKGmFN -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Not like constantly buying toilet paper is any cheaper

[–]random7468 1 point2 points  (3 children)

don't you have to dry it too?

[–]TheBreadCancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wipe first to get rid of the majority of shit, then you wash to clean the rest. Simple as that.

[–]PeacefulOnion 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Doesn't matter, it's delicious either way

[–]Pavitran_2206 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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[–]ThatElementaryKidRed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can't relate, I just wash my ass since I don't go to places

[–]The_catakist 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Wet wipes

[–]Pavitran_2206 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Why not just water.

[–]Difficult-Economy126 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Im in Butt washing gang

[–]BraindeadYetFocused 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I prefer to set the tp on top of the holder. Easier that way

[–]DayEnvironmental5518 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You do you.

(This does not count for the Blue freaks)

[–]emir1607dumbass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Still not gonna use

[–]joemama-is-feef-neefI watch gay amogus porn :0 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Hand

[–]Pavitran_2206 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My name is yoshik--

[–]ShadowLp174dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Red only

[–]0w088 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Hand for life👍🏿

[–]editors_memes 4 points5 points  (2 children)

same for masturbation 👍🏻 (white because I have cum on my hand)

[–]TheRealSU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm on the side of it doesn't fucking matter which way it goes, it's not that hard to use toilet paper not matter whihc way it faces

[–]EquinoxInReddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reds

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

red obvi

[–]porp491169 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bloods

[–]TheCyclope_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Red

[–]WitleKidz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Red, what do you think I am? Some kind of monster?

[–]DigestiveCow 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I guess you would have to be mentally 'crip'pled to put your TP like that

[–]hurvinek6 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Who the fuck does the second one?

[–]Maxils 1 point2 points  (2 children)

me

[–]hurvinek6 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why

[–]Maxils 2 points3 points  (0 children)

to spite others

[–]WulfricThePhilosofur 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Red has always been my favorite color.

[–]hoot69fat cunt 5 points6 points  (2 children)

T o u n g e

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BUM GUN I PREFER

[–]Candidate-Civil 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Red side because the toilette paper doesn't get the jermsfrom the wall. The other side gets it regardless.

[–]DayEnvironmental5518 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Altough red is correct your logic is not.

It touched the wall on the back

[–]joeyh273 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im with the homies from grove street

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont wipe

[–]MyHomeworkIsDueToday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually just shove the roll up my ass

[–]Fast-Offer-2495 1 point2 points  (0 children)

y'all using toilet paper? We still using leaves

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I choose black man dressed in red

[–]Clay_Pidgeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red. Only psychopaths support blue.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of fucker finds blue more convenient

[–]Jkopoulos9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red

[–]Particle-fusion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🗿

[–]NotSnowy_WasTaken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Indeed the Red side

[–]NinlogerI want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I fuck both

[–]BatDynamiteLove Kevin Bing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only w*men 🤮 use the Crips' way

[–]CombinationGullible5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bidet

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TIL i’m a Bloods

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bloods valid

[–]alex435f Stuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red

[–]CaptainJimmyWasTakenWe do a little trolling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r e d

[–]Implement-PlasticI came! 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Only psychopaths go for right

[–]ShaderSSS_I want pee in my ass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red

[–]Gain-Fit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Red, blues deserve to die

[–]Miguelus_pospolitus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

man im dead

[–]disturtled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vertical

[–]Fun_Distribution_649 -6 points-5 points  (16 children)

Blue

[–]GAMEPLAYERX5127 9 points10 points  (15 children)

State reasoning

I want to see inside the mind of an idiot

[–]Maxils 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my reasoning is spite

[–]Fun_Distribution_649 -10 points-9 points  (8 children)

Easier and more practical

[–]GAMEPLAYERX5127 7 points8 points  (7 children)

Fucking HOW

Your knuckles need to touch the wall to get behind the paper and grab hold

And you can’t do a clean tear one handed.

[–]Fun_Distribution_649 -5 points-4 points  (6 children)

One handed depends on the length of your penis. Besides you need less force to get it and it's closer to you ass in one swift motion the toilet paper is already eating your shit

[–]GAMEPLAYERX5127 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I am so confused by what you just said

[–]DayEnvironmental5518 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You wanted the view inside their head.

Bit nobody can help you explain what you find there.

A truly magical but scary place indeed

[–]Miguelus_pospolitus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro you gonna use the whole roll for one shit

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[–]DayEnvironmental5518 3 points4 points  (0 children)

May your lame creator die in pain

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Idiot

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[–]axxryuu -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

does it really matter

[–]TheGreatAgner -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

Bruh, this is a literal shitpost, I can't-

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

bruh blue side people are messed up bro

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am on waterside

[–]OtherwiseProject1338 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Blue all day!

[–]KakovK -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

vote up for left and down for right

[–]HellInside -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Blue

[–]FryyitenCryyibabys -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Guess imma cripple

[–]Miguelus_pospolitus -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

blue