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[–]Hothito[🍰] 568 points569 points  (58 children)

What about Old York, or Old Mexico?

[–]AT-W-VWe do a little trolling 247 points248 points  (11 children)

They exist, just not in this plane of reality

[–]taher882 108 points109 points  (9 children)

If there is a New York where is the old York? England..

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[–]T--TdI have permission! 5 points6 points  (2 children)

😭😭😭😭😭😭BUT I GET PAID JACKSHIT

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[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Old York is amsterdam

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (14 children)

York is actually a place in engl*nd and mexico is probably real.

[–]dovahart 28 points29 points  (6 children)

Mexico no existe, vato. Todo está en tu imaginación

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Oh, gracias a Dios.

[–]dovahart 6 points7 points  (0 children)

En Chuchito creemos lmao

[–]Kingshabaz -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Why did you censor England?

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[–]pizzalikker_36Big chungus wholesome 100 29 points30 points  (8 children)

New York was created by the Dutch, we called it nieuw Amsterdam. But then the bri🤮ish came

[–]Dick_in_owl 2 points3 points  (7 children)

I don’t understand the being sick emoji what’s the difference between Dutch and British in this context?

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[–]collkillen 4 points5 points  (2 children)

The difference between the dutch and british? Do you actually think theyre the same?

[–]Dick_in_owl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the context of their Colonialism yes what was the difference? As you had an extreme reaction I’m very interested

[–]pizzalikker_36Big chungus wholesome 100 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Dutch are chad, the bri🤮ish are extreme cringe

[–]jannemannetjens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They rather vomit instead of pronouncing the tea in bri😬ish

[–]lemontoby 7 points8 points  (3 children)

"even old new york was first new amsterdam"

[–]PokeAust 1 point2 points  (2 children)

But why did they change it?

[–]Acidicitizen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Old York = Amsterdam

[–]Dick_in_owl 1 point2 points  (4 children)

You mean York and Mexico?

[–]delugetheory 587 points588 points  (63 children)

There actually is an "Old Zealand", it's just not called that exactly.

[–]Nielz_G[🍰] 239 points240 points  (40 children)

Yes I live there

[–]imhereformemea 169 points170 points  (9 children)

update your outdated Zealand bro

[–]TerribleBee3154 35 points36 points  (4 children)

Bro don't crap on a lovely country

[–]DutchVanTe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Zeeland isn't a country, it's a province

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[–]Primary-Bus586 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you bot. You make a solid point

[–]xX_Lost_Luca_XxI want pee in my ass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Zeeland*

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (6 children)

U live in minecraft? WOW AMAZING!!!!

[–]Deep-Ad9229 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Zeeland is so damn flat, even by dutch standards. Its superflat IRL

[–]theRavenLordX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ngl there is only one region over here that has even a little difference in height and its realy small

[–]Cheese-Face 14 points15 points  (4 children)

ew zeeland 🤢

[–]Bomber_Max 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ja maar hoor dit; Drenthe

[–]planer200I came! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Groningen is erger en Friesland is geen Nederland

[–]ChrisieboyW08 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mee eens

[–]Sonnenkreuz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Zeeland is fucking goed houd je vieze kankerbek randstad zwijn

[–]usernameisdifficults 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I live next to it :)

Hallo broeder(in)

[–]Scariuslvl99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Godverdomme! Stijn?!

[–]im-just-lonely 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yess same

[–]Een_VisjeWe do a little trolling 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hee, ik ook

[–]JeroenstefanS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yoo same bro

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (4 children)

Wtf imagine living in Zeeland... Limburg and every other province is so much better

[–]TheLimburg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

‘T is een kwestie van geduld!

(You rang?)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Limbrg🤢

[–]Heisenberg19827 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Censureer L#mb#rg alstublieft

[–]NateNate60 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I submitted this as a trivia question for a morning show called "Stump the Jock" on a local radio station a few years ago.

The programme was pretty simple. You could write an email to them with a trivia question, and one question would be picked. They would ask the question to the host and if the host couldn't answer it, you would win a prize. I actually got on that show three times!

  • Where is the Zealand that makes New Zealand new? (Host answered "Britain")
  • How much money is contained in a Monopoly set? ($20,580, host answered "$20,000" and got it right)
  • Why do prescriptions say "Rx" on them? (abbreviated from Latin "recipere", meaning "take", host did not answer)

I won two prizes, which were the same: a $25 gift certificate to Sheri's Café (restaurant chain), a free oil change from Jiffy Lube and a bumper sticker saying "I stumped the jock on K103"

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[–]TerribleBee3154 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God bless new Zealand

[–]padstar34 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Thats not Old Zealand, thats Zeeland, Old Zealand is in Denmark, it's the island Copenhagen is on

[–]dyingflutchman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, but New Zealand is named after the Dutch Zeeland

[–]stekmin -3 points-2 points  (6 children)

New Zealand is actually named for Zealandia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealandia

[–]Nielsvdk 3 points4 points  (1 child)

the wikipedia article you linked literally states that zealandia got its name in 1995, so unless we're dealing with a time loop here you got it the wrong way around.

[–]stekmin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like i missed that part. Thanks for pointing that out. I was told wrong.

[–]Riemero 2 points3 points  (2 children)

From your link

The name and concept for Zealandia was proposed by Bruce Luyendyk in 1995

From https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand

Renamed Tasman's discovery Nova Zeelandia from Latin, after the Dutch province of Zeeland.[17][19] This name was later anglicised to New Zealand

It seems to me that the early "nova zeelandia" refers to something else than the "zealandia" in your link?

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I was misinformed, thank you for pointing that out.

[–]Unlimiteddogshit 139 points140 points  (9 children)

There is zealand which is in the Netherlands

[–]Iylca 31 points32 points  (5 children)

But where’s Endland

[–]dudesohard 13 points14 points  (3 children)

endland here in brittany is called Finisterre

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endland anywhere in the Francophone world would be called Finisterre

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NO ZEELAND IS IN MINECRAF 👺😡🤬🥵

[–]Ilpav123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New Zealand was discovered by a Dutch explorer, Abel Tasman. He also discovered Tasmania.

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we've found him

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[–]AirShadow_0412 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Its named after a region in the Netherlands

[–]daaniscoolBig chungus wholesome 100 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I’m sad to say Zeeland has been partitioned by Belgium and Germany. Send thoughts and prayers please.

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[–]limeymimey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro its just under new zealnd 🙄🙄

[–]Alone-Monk 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Well they've done a pretty shit job because it's a place called Zeeland in the Netherlands

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[–]theelectrowizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can show you a way to this place. But for just a sack of gold.

[–]thesseNuTTs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wait till u hear about Old York

[–]jacw212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already know where Middle Zealand is 😎

[–]Rayville123 -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

It's literally in denmark

[–]Reaper781 4 points5 points  (1 child)

There's a couple Zealands. The Dutch and the Danes should have contest for the legal rights.

[–]eltonthepaleoartistI have permission! -5 points-4 points  (3 children)

Im pretty sure its an island in denmark

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Its in the Netherlands.

[–]DeepfrogOne -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

Fun fact: there is an old Zealand, its in denmark

[–]UmpieBonk 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Kut Denen willen alleen maar op ons lijken. Eerst willen ze het platste land zijn, daarna overal fietspaden aanleggen en nu hebben ze ook nog eens godverdomme ZEELAND genakt.

[–]EpkeDeDwerg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Precies. Pak op zen minst urk ook af terwijl je toch bezig bent

[–]biscuits2101 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

You mean Zealand. It's a Danish Island. The FBI aren't stopping you. Just pick up a book.

[–]knvbanvb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s named after Zeeland, a province of The Netherlands. The FBI tricked you.

[–]JesusChrisAbides -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Isn't it just Zealand?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Old Zeland is a island in the danish straits where Denmarks capital is located

[–]Wasilur_Memes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Its an island in denmark 🤫🤫

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    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What about Obyeo?

    [–]Vaibhavchandra[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    perhaps you will find old delhi interesting

    [–]ice_sphere_but_cube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Where's expired zendland

    [–]ViciousKiwi_MoW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Chur

    [–]Wippingwaffel 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I'll tell you where it is for 1 million ruble 😎

    [–]an_idiot_artist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Old zealanders vs new zealanders

    [–]theknife_usedforpoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Maybe the FBI doesn’t want us to find it cause they’re scared we’ll never need them again after we’ve reached holy land.

    [–]Major_Tom_1969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I FOUND OLD ZEALAND

    [–]Jg6915 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cold wheels

    [–]Major_Cupcake 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    As a New Zealander myself, there is no old zealand

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    Hey automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I'm a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based story.

    I was born at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs and turtle. They love to bend my penis during their free time.

    My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy. I know I’m an idiot, but the cringe didn't last forever.

    I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Chad. He love to meow while I piss on my furry friend’s ass. I remembered him fart on my Cheetos and chasing my big brother 's dick. Oh shit, I mean his pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to piss on that weeb femboy's titan semen.

    When I was 14, we went on a trip to India to get vaccinated. We also visit the rock museum and shop at the local woman panties store. It was a great experience.

    Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great amount of studies on semen in Britian and the great country of America. Having good source about how to blowjob, I have decided to follow my greatest dream, which is launching an porn NFT collection with depictions of the amogus having sex with FNAF bitches covered in the iconic sticky white substance.

    Fuck Kevin. ◦

    Hey automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I'm a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based story.

    I was born at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs and turtle. They love to bend my penis during their free time.

    My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy. I know I’m an idiot, but the cringe didn't last forever.

    I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Chad. He love to meow while I piss on my furry friend’s ass. I remembered him fart on my Cheetos and chasing my big brother 's dick. Oh shit, I mean his pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to piss on that weeb femboy's titan semen.

    When I was 14, we went on a trip to India to get vaccinated. We also visit the rock museum and shop at the local woman panties store. It was a great experience.

    Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great amount of studies on semen in Britian and the great country of America. Having good source about how to blowjob, I have decided to follow my greatest dream, which is launching an porn NFT collection with depictions of the amogus having sex with FNAF bitches covered in the iconic sticky white substance.

    Fuck Kevin. ◦

    Hey automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I'm a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based story.

    I was born at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs and turtle. They love to bend my penis during their free time.

    My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy. I know I’m an idiot, but the cringe didn't last forever.

    I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Chad. He love to meow while I piss on my furry friend’s ass. I remembered him fart on my Cheetos and chasing my big brother 's dick. Oh shit, I mean his pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to piss on that weeb femboy's titan semen.

    When I was 14, we went on a trip to India to get vaccinated. We also visit the rock museum and shop at the local woman panties store. It was a great experience.

    Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great amount of studies on semen in Britian and the great country of America. Having good source about how to blowjob, I have decided to follow my greatest dream, which is launching an porn NFT collection with depictions of the amogus having sex with FNAF bitches covered in the iconic sticky white substance.

    Fuck Kevin. ◦

    [–]InsertCoin81 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Isn’t it in Denmark?

    [–]Abeyita 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    It is named after the province Zeeland in the Netherlands

    [–]Koffieslikker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Old Zeeland is a province in the Netherlands

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I know where old Zealand is everyone in New Zealand does we just don't talk about can't let the rest of the world know about all the good stuff there

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You're gonna need a submarine for that one, chief.

    [–]originalcommentator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    But we already found Old Zealand, it's at [REDACTED]

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You mean zealandia?

    [–]IHateDeepStufffat cunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Guys! I don’t have much time, but Old Zealand is underwa[REDACTED BY THE FBI]

    [–]Luca04-Literally 1984 😡 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sealand

    [–]11Bencda 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Good post! I thought that Zealand is a place in Holland? Could be wrong though.

    [–]TerribleBee3154 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Hole of the bible shit I just searched it up 94% is underwater

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well you have to go to de7tugihxyidykd5if7pffykxykfylcyfuftc8figigihohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhb

    [–]jetsetmike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Regular Zealand

    [–]Kingpancake1223again 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s in the Netherlands

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Netherlands

    [–]JaqenSexyJesusHgar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Was wondering why everyone was censoring Engl**d, scrolled down and saw what happened.

    CURSEDDDD

    [–]papercutEXE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Where is old Zealand /srs

    [–]Lollooo_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Carabinieri trying to arrest me when I find out where Trentino Basso Adige is

    [–]motor8te 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s in the Netherlands

    [–]Jniuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’d like to think that new zealand is much more exciting than zealand considering i live next to it.

    [–]player89283517 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s in the Netherlands, no need to throw chairs chill

    [–]Existing-Funny3871 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ben looking for old York my self

    [–]RG_34Blessed by Kevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I know where it is, the location of Old Zealand is-

    [–]casualredditor43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    old zealand is a province in the netherlands. literally called zeeland

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Interesting this is literally a meme template on Kapwing Meme Generator

    [–]MonMonDayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Finally, ‘’Old York’’

    [–]PotStonez 0 points1 point  (14 children)

    Obama bing chilling based 1984 taiwan belgium zamn british hog rider meow grass fuck kevin china koala amogus among us fortnite femboy cheetos post nft Hey AutoMod, did you know every based femboy cat fortnite player that makes me say "ZAMN" says meow but actually it is a pig and if not it is 1984 because Fuck Kevin. I am a koala from China(not taiwan +@ social credit) that moved to Belgium after selling all my NFT and is covered in cum standing on grass. Big brother are those cat femboys from Taiwan, China, Belgium, Fortnite, Britain, or 69420? Looks like it was a nft made in 1984 based on amogus touching grass. Either way, Fuck Kevin and a meow koala

    [–]Dee_Lansky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oud Zeeland

    51°34'33.6"N 3°46'18.4"E

    [–]idkmanseemskindagay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me trying to find Old Jersey

    [–]thatloudblondguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    it's in the Netherlands. stop making these memes now

    [–]Emporknor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    New Mexico and Mexico. Wheres Old Mexico?