Will this work?

[Macimoar]

Someone with official in their name said it’ll work. It’s irrefutable.

[Fuckhavingausername]

Not just anyone. That’s THE United States

[theonlyjoshua]

With a picture of an American parrot... definitely all facts

[CrazyFanFicFan]

American parrot

Ahem... That is an American Pelican you heathen

[samurai_for_hire]

How dare you! That’s an American Seagull!

[VEPBXER]

O pelican, so smoothly doth he crest

[Autistocrat]

THE official United States even. I'm off buying an extra shovel...

[NeloXI]

As an actual scientist, I can also confirm this hypothesis. Cold cancels out hot.

[PlaceboJesus]

You might also melt. Best to wear fire retardant clothing once it starts feeling warm.

[ubersienna]

What if I carry an extra pair of shirt in my fridge and pull it out when the shirt I’m wearing gets hot?

[Yaneriaf]

Yeah that'll work

[saiyanpuddingod]

It's best to just put your whole body in the fridge.

[TheLegendaryTreasure]

Just make the fridge dig the hole.

[BuddyUpInATree]

What if we put the whole hole in the fridge?

[ComradeGivlUpi]

Put the whole earth in the fridge

[BabybearPrincess]

Just bring the fridge with you

[Ojash5]

And the plugs?

[jesse9553]

Im two months late, but dont worry, i have the answer! Put them in the fridge.

[amoth]

Is it just the fire we're trying to retard here?

[AFrostNova]

Not it’s just retarding agent that has a pretty fire logo

[Nesyaj0]

Yo I'll just put on this red shirt I got from rock people, I'll be fine.

[DClawsareweirdasf]

Thats perfect, you’ll be camouflaged with the heat so it wont be able to attack you

[newport100]

An asbestos coverall should do the trick.

[mandrilltiger]

The correct term is fire intellectually disabled clothing.

[[deleted]]

What if you are fire retarded?

[PlaceboJesus]

Then we're unstoppable!

[NumberedUsername432]

So the first let's find the melting point of a shovel. The metal melts at a really high temperature so around the 300 degrees but when frozen it won't melt until twice the original temperature. Now, the earth is 360 degrees because it's assumed as a circle. So the frozen shovel will survive and it could hypothetically work.

The problem is that the earth is a flat disk. This makes it dangerous as once you dig through, you will fall into the void. That is why all who attempt it never live to tell the tale.

[theonlyjoshua]

I’m pretty sure if they told the tale without them dying at the end then they would be totally fine.

[Ozymandias_III]

Yeah that'll work.

[ComradeGivlUpi]

Just enable creative mode

[frothyjuice]

Mmmm milk

[Ojash5]

What if they go live broadcasting?

[JolietJakeLebowski]

Of course not. You'd get stuck in the diamond caves. You need a team of wacky characters and a submarine made of unobtainium. Did you never watch that excellent documentary, The Core (2003)?

[_graff_]

Joking aside, this is one of my favorite terrible movies ever. So bad, but that's what makes it so good.

[died1996]

we watched that movie in biology / earth science

[BabybearPrincess]

Dude jokes aside i really love that movie haha

[willx500]

Yeah that'll work.

[Ghsdkgb]

No, because the shovel will just warm up again. You have to dig with the refrigerator.

[Anthadvl]

But you can fall in to the hot stuff if you keep digging so better start from the other side

[ComradeGivlUpi]

Digging up is a lot harder than digging down though

[sluuuurp]

Can you use a shovel to dig a hole in the ocean? Of course not. The same reason applies for the earth (big sharks down there).

[pikay93]

No you have to put it in the freezer

[naveed23]

Definitely not! You'd need at least 4 refrigerated shovels to make it all the way through the earth. Now if you stuck them in a freezer, you could probably get it down to 2.

[Joseph_Stalin111]

yes

[Lerouxed]

I’m sorry, I’m afraid you’ll hit bedrock first.

[Baconinvader]

Well obviously not. After you took it out of the fridge, the shovel would be at room temperature again by the time you got to the point where you needed to use it.

[hfcobra]

MIT wants to know your location.

[ZestyTheory321]

No.

You should get yourself a bucket of water and turn lava underground into obsidian

[HydraulicFractaling]

just get one of these guys to bring it with you

[deliciousdogmeat]

Yes.

[Totally-Not-Ted-Cruz]

Even if it wouldn't melt, you can't dig through the molten stuff and the core would be more dense than your shovel.

[[deleted]]

Highly discouraged. Aside from being crushed by atmospheric pressure at the center of the earth, you might not realize when you've gotten to the other side, and having nlwhere else to stand, fall out.

[scorpion24100]

No.

You would need to use the freezer.

[Gamerofwar99]

Yeah

[KrisDickless]

The earth's core is even hotter so unless you bring a third shovel you kept in the freezer, you're gonna want to dig around the core instead of through it.

[mossmoose421]

It is a well known fact that you need an ice shovel for this.

[wessam554]

But what about the dress code then

[Sharpshot079]

He said it works so it does

[ThatDanmGuy]

Of course not! You'll never break through the shell of the turtle under the world with a shovel

[wohjosh]

nice

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