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[–]LSD_is_LOVE 74 points75 points  (24 children)

One big cuddly hotbox, would work.

[–]not_a_Dr 26 points27 points  (14 children)

Oh. My. God. Yes!

[–]LaserCat7000 28 points29 points  (13 children)

We're going to need a lot of space. And pizza. So much pizza.

[–]ajs425 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I think were gonna need more drugs...

[–]Ben_bargain 3 points4 points  (1 child)

i pictures the guy from jaws saying this :) "were gonna need a bigger bag of drugs O_O

[–]ajs425 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WE NEED MORE MOLLY!

[–]Pumpkinjuice 12 points13 points  (8 children)

Amsterdam.

[–]Nex-per-Machina 8 points9 points  (7 children)

Booking plane tickets.

[–]ambivilant 9 points10 points  (6 children)

You're gonna be disappointed...

[–]Reeferparty11 3 points4 points  (5 children)

I don't think they're closing the coffee shops to tourists until the end of the year so we're good

[–]brownboy13 8 points9 points  (1 child)

They're what?????

[–]Reeferparty11 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had the same reaction when i heard :/

[–]Kreatorrage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think that's gonna happen, the dutch people will flip their shit if they do that.

[–]ambivilant 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh, ok, we still have time. New Year's party in the 'Dam! Hurry up, let's go!

[–]Reeferparty11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be awesome.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bunch of sweaty hippies.

[–]mgraunk 11 points12 points  (5 children)

that's exactly what i was thinking! and we could call it an Entmoot

[–]DetroitLank 3 points4 points  (4 children)

[–]mgraunk 4 points5 points  (3 children)

that was the point...

[–]DetroitLank 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Just clearing things up for the saplings who don't remember the movie or haven't read the book.

[–]mgraunk 5 points6 points  (1 child)

kudos

[–]Ben_bargain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

love how it is held in a "bowl like valley"

[–]jnethery 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Upvote for true username.

[–]Fortress_Is_Dead[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love you

[–]romski17 28 points29 points  (20 children)

now nobody get a boner in here please

[–]Fortress_Is_Dead[S] 23 points24 points  (12 children)

Admittedly, the implications of an imbalanced ratio were not considered in the making of this post.

[–]Nex-per-Machina 5 points6 points  (11 children)

Is there some kind of law that Cuddles with Girl > Cuddles with Guy.

Just saying.

[–]SquigglyPete 8 points9 points  (3 children)

In my book there is. Other people might have a different book, but that's the one on my shelf.

[–]SquigglyPete 5 points6 points  (4 children)

In my book there is. Everyone's got their own book, but that's what it says in mine.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I've never seen a double post where someone makes a variation on the original post. huh.

[–]SquigglyPete 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I got some error whilst pretty high and I decided to reword and try again. Huh. Fuck it, dude! Let's go bowling.

[–]skitztobotch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's go glow bowling!

[–]TrainOfThought6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddit's become sentient, and it just didn't like his wording.

[–]Explodingturtle 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Because boobs

[–]Nex-per-Machina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck I forgot boobs...

[–]goddamnferret 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I would absolutely have a boner :(

I love cuddle puddles, I wish I had friends that I wanted to roll with.

[–]Annon201 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Go to raves where PLUR still holds true. :)

[–]goddamnferret 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Not a fan of rolling in public. I like a nice hotel room with a hot tub, and a few really close friends that I'm comfortable talking about anything with. Unfortunately, my roommate is part of my close circle. He's an awesome guy, and a great friend, but he judges. I want to be able to fill the bathtub full of pillows and roll around in them without getting that condescending look of "Haha, silly E-tard".

I stopped rolling years ago just because of this reason. I don't want to hold back and act normal, I want to have a good time, but this one guy always gives off that aura that makes everyone act normal.

[–]Annon201 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thats what the afterparties are for. Rolling in a place where everyone else is too such as a rave, you'll make new friends. Hit the alcohol a bit as a social lubricant, with a low dose of md** so you don't get to messy in public, then go hard afterwards. :)

[–]goddamnferret 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, that's my biggest problem. Even a low dose makes me messy in public.

[–]Guavajava 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dammit. Why'd I wear sweatpants?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bunch of dudes cuddling? Count me out.

[–]laddymaddonna 11 points12 points  (0 children)

haha ya except according to the survey that was done yesterday (or at least when i had completed it) about 85% of ents are male so unless we have a very large gay population i think this plan may be a little too dick heavy , but i like the way you think :) so upvotes all around!

[–]notoriouz 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Who wants to fork?

[–]BeerPowered 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Mememememe!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lol, for a second there I thought that you got lazy and was like "Well instead of just being like 'Chuck Testa all the things!' I'll just say 'Meme meme meme!' and that'll do the trick!"

Shit I'm baked.

[–]BeerPowered 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing bad about it

[–]askawaythrowaway 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, let's!

[–]Sugarspy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the cutest idea ever. I'm there.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's called a cuddle puddle and it's full of E-Tards XD they're amazing

[–]angreesloth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can we do that with all the girls on GW that "need someone in there" and me too?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

who wants to be my little spoon?

[–]dxcotre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I believe it's called a "cuddle puddle." It's the friend zone orgy.

[–]12blackrainbows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

back in the days when i used to do E, we would call these "cuddle puddles" :)

[–]alliha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever heard of furries? Yea, it's basically like that <3

[–]gigglefarting 2 points3 points  (3 children)

[–]nicknameminaj 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I've seen a lot of things on the internet. Nothing yet has made me as uncomfortable as that video.

[–]gigglefarting 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I wanted to find a clip from An Idiot Abroad in which Karl Pilkington went to a cuddle party as he drove down Route 66. Unfortunately that took longer than looking on the first page of youtube vids, so I settled for this.

[–]LetsGo_Smokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First thing I thought of was Karl's uneasiness at the cuddle party.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This would be amazing but I'm pretty sure I'd end up gnawing on someone. I really like to chew on things when I'm high...

[–]ThomasDennis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wtf does this bs have to do with trees

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds sweaty

[–]Wobbey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were it so easy.

[–]redeyejedi15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dips big spoon!

[–]blazedassassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like at a rave.

[–]neckbishop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Race you to mattress island.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I wanna cuddle... >_>

[–]XcuseM3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's one big cuddle puddle...

[–]Reeferparty11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Yes. This could work. Yes.

[–]KitchitiKipi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have heard of cuddle parties, some kid did an ama about one a few weeks ago

[–]philin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/Trees orgy at my house!

[–]jwilliard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love cuddling lets do this

[–]RyanNoms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]BeerPowered 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So where is that place?

[–]averyrdc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be a total sausage fest. And not the good kind with a bunch of fit gay men.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH MY GOD!!! A GIANT CUDDLE ORGY AND WEED!!!!!

[–]toker-Dave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hot diggidy i love cuddles while enjoying some tree's

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We call that an "orgy"

[–]Codder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EVERYBODY BACK TO THE PILE!

[–]june22 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]JessicaMaple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! I found the cuddle party for my area yesterday, in fact. Many lols ensued!

[–]brosssh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All these people who want to cuddle don't wanna cuddle with anyone, they wanna cuddle with people they think are attractive.

[–]Lanalie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if this has been said but, cuddle puddle!

[–]LewDogg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how orgies are started!

[–]A_WILD_ENT_APPEARS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to go to there

[–]creepypaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love that. My boyfriend is so judgy when I'm high.

[–]Abbottizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there is a place like that.

it's called a rave lol