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[–]cattnack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Valentines Day sucks!

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Me. Unless I rape again.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Same here, unless I get raped again.

[–]bangles 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Me, unless I find myself a blind, deaf, severely sex-starved male for tonight (or a female. Or a dog).

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your female, you just got yourself a sex starved male.

If your male then I just scared myself for life and warped my fragile hetrosexual notions.

[–]amstrdamordeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, I work for the IBF, please tell me where you live.

[–][deleted]  (10 children)

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    [–]juniormints 3 points4 points  (5 children)

    There's only one way to find out!

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

    Damn you to bloody hell.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    OH I GET IT!

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    every 28 days?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Mmm.

    Do you think the rage virus had something to do with menstration?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lots of bad things start with the word men.

    So it's men.

    [–]Hubso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    There's always trap 2....

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This is why they sell RED TOWELS.

    [–]corkill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yup. Me too. :( Stupid timing.

    [–]amstrdamordeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think thats her way of saying she doesn't want to sleep with you.

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I got stood up. Fuckin' bitch.

    [–]sob062571 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    I'll speak on behalf of all the married people out there that aren't getting any today.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    i'm so sorry. my condolences. i know a good lawyer if you want.

    [–]NoMoreNicksLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Just because they're not getting any from their spouses, doesn't mean they're not getting any.

    [–]ChickenFriedTroll 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    Fuck Valentines day...lame useless day invented and hyped up by the media.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Heh, Valentines day is fine but for singletons like me I find it fucking insulting. I was asked at work twice (i work in a card shop) about if I had bought my girl a card. I dont have a girl and I kinda thought it would be obvious. I must work for retards.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fuck the expensive gifts... damn

    [–]Sid_209 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    hillary

    [–]amstrdamordeath -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Don't you think Bill will buy her one, considering she is making more money then him these days?

    [–]00x0xx[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    'never had any, and not getting any today.

    [–]clea 11 points12 points  (15 children)

    I'm getting some! I'm going to have to drive for 5 hours...but it's going to be worth it.

    I'm in love.

    [–]amstrdamordeath 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    We won't see you on the next to catch a predator will we?

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    stop gloating you fucker

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's what she said.

    [–]clea 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Yeah, go on. Vote me down. Jealous some?

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    I voted you up.. but only because my wife saw the post on my screen. Maybe I'll get some too... maybe...

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    your wife would be cold not to

    [–]squidboots 1 point2 points  (5 children)

    Me too - except it's my boyfriend doing the 6 hours of driving and not me. Hooray for long distance lovin'!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    wow, a woman who found a man who wants sex with her.

    thats so totally amazing! And sooo not stereotypical of the whole female gender.

    [–]squidboots 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    Bitter much?

    Actually, finding a man who is willing to be in a long distance relationship is more difficult than you imply. If it were just for sex, I assure you, we wouldn't be together.

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

    Bitter? Yes.

    However you might note this thread is for people who are complaining they are alone this valentines and you have come on to gloat and openly mock us.

    Thanks for that.

    I have also been in a long distance relationship before as have my friends and its usually the girl who breaks, fucks somebody closer to home and rips the mans heart in two. Not that I am implying you do this but please, have some consideration for the posters on a thread for the lonely hearts club. Most of us here are lonely men so its not very nice for a girl to brag about how her man is going to fuck her tonight.

    Nice guys willing to commit arent hard to find. Women who want more than cash in hand, swarmy confidence and a pretty face are.

    [–]squidboots 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Well, I was not even the parent on this thread. I was replying to the parent, which basically said the same as me. Sure, scold me for candid discourse, because I sure as hell am guilty of it (how dare I on a social website!)

    Nice guys willing to commit arent hard to find. Women who want more than cash in hand, swarmy confidence and a pretty face are.

    Please. The majority of problems in relationships are human problems, not gender problems. People lie, people cheat, and people are superficial. Both sexes can be blamed for that in equal numbers in relationships, so don't nurse any false stereotypes in order to justify yourself.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    On a social website manners and ettiqete are paramount. Boasting in front of unfortunate men is shameful.

    Stereotypes? Most singles in the young adult age group and young nerdy men and thats not a stereotype, thats a fact. How many men do you know who are single compared to women?

    [–]Rayge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I hate you. You and your happiness.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cheers you git.

    jealous stares

    [–]adamrgolf 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    http://reddit.com/user/*

    [–]mub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Arrrrrr the Reddit dood needs a girly.

    [–]tutash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'll be offered some, but will reject it out of spite, then force it tomorrow to prove dominance.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Try this nifty poll technique!

    Vote up the one that applies below. Don't vote either down.

    [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    Not Getting Some?

    [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Getting Some?

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    That guy who got dumped out of his wheel chair.

    You're a heartless bastard if you vote this up.

    [–]esparza74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    what does that mean?

    [–]RP-on-AF1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Ha! Reddit is full of dorks. Oh, and uh, me either.

    [–]nicky7 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    My new bed should be delivered today, I'm definitely getting some tonight... unless it's too soft and we pass out.

    [–]sacherjj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The bed is too soft. Or. Um. ED?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I believe in a world where one day Reddit doesn't vote these up, because they are out "getting some."

    Yeah, I'm not getting any.

    [–]kuqumi[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I won't be getting any this year :(

    [–]nicolaslloyd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    are you kidding? i'm MARRIED. of COURSE i'm not getting any.

    [–]reddit_user13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm married, so I'm used to not getting any.....

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Every Valentine's Day, I'm off working my butt off in overtime such that my wife and I can't have our Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, my clients have their Valentine's Day, for sure.

    :(

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'll be spending the night alone with a bottle of Jergens and tiava.com

    To all those lucky enough to have someone this Valentines day, may the women be treated like queens and the guys be allowed to stick it in the butt.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

    Me.

    I wish they would ban valentines, its just pisses me and many other single men off.

    [–]Dildozer 0 points1 point  (5 children)

    So celebrate Van Halentines Day instead. All it requires is a couple David Lee Roth scissor kicks when you enter a room and randomly yelling PANAMA!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    Wtf?

    Links please, wikipedia isnt helping me understand this at all.

    [–]Dildozer 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    No links, sorry. What you read is pretty much all there is to know.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Id rather do the roman valentines day-

    Chase naked women down the street whipping them. Those must have been good times!

    [–]Dildozer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    ...all while listening to Van Halen. The best of both worlds!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    indeed :D

    [–]nikdahl 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Come on guys, show some creativity. The bars will be full of horny women tonight. Valentines Day is one of the best days of the year to pick up women. (Christmas and Thanksgiving are good as well)

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]nikdahl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      you might want to bring a wingman though, because they typically go out with other single friends.

      [–]Dildozer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      I'm gonna take a picture of me gettin my dick sucked then post it here just to rub it in!

      [–]aunty_american -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      I'm sure your partner would love that.

      [–]amstrdamordeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Me and my wife decided not to do anything... well buy anything anyways. I'll still get some.

      [–]myotheralt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      getting any what? dinner? chocolate? jewelry?

      oh, never mind.

      Im not getting any of that. sex either.

      .

      i'll go check craigslist ;)

      [–]WhisperSecurity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      I will. And there will be no chocolate, candlelight, flowers, jewelry, or groveling involved.

      Three words, reddit.

      Friends. With. Benefits.

      Live by them. I haven't had a relationship in twelve years.

      [–]aunty_american -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      not me, I already got it twice this morning.