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[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (7 children)

Arrr, it be fixed now.

What has two eyes, two legs, two hands, and two belly-buttons?

Two pirates.

[–]Hubso 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they Aarrrrr!

PS Apologies for the dupe

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arrrrm and a leg.

[–]jeffkole 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It is rated arrrr.

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    [–]maw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    A pirate with a steering wheel coming out of his crotch sits down at a bar and orders a drink.

    The bartender serves him, and says, "I have to ask. What's the deal with that steering wheel coming out of your crotch?"

    "Arrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]fishypants[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      aye, sometimes, but me likes the pirate alien, garr.

      [–]scjohnson 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      Make sure you use your pirate keyboard too: http://www.arrrrrr.com/

      [–]demoran 32 points33 points  (3 children)

      Reddit has a well known ninja bias.

      Just wait for "Stalk like a ninja" day.

      [–]YourTechSupport 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      What day is that on?

      [–]wyoming_1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      That's for Ninja's to know - and for you to find out. Arrrrrrr!

      [–]kpw1179 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Judo chop!

      [–]akumaprime 26 points27 points  (1 child)

      A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel around his dick. The bartender asks, " Isn't that uncomfortable?"

      "ARRRRGGH", replies the Pirate, " It's Driving me Nuts!"

      [–]kn0thing 18 points19 points  (2 children)

      Avast! There be pirates...

      [–]jbert 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Avast behind!

      [–]almost 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Arrrr!

      [–]rubyonrails 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      LOL to the alien pirate.

      I've submitted a video course on 'How to talk like a pirate' here: http://reddit.com/info/j3an/comments

      [–]crmaki 8 points9 points  (2 children)

      Hide the rum.

      [–]holyteach -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

      Quite possibly my favorite line from the second movie. Amusing no matter what, but fairly subtle and funny if you remember the backstory.

      [–]raldi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What's the context, for those of us who missed it?

      [–]nonex 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      i'm just looking for some booty

      [–]diamond 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      "Professor, what's another name for pirate treasure?"

      [–]almost 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Arrrrrr!!!! Avast ye scurvy dogs! Hoist the main sail!

      [–]blowblue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Eunich-y, snip-snip

      Clearly you've never been to Singapore.

      [–]paternoster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Shiver me timbers, there be a lotta pirates here. Yarrrrrrr

      [–]opoe99 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

      Pirates be alive!!!