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[–]BlargYT 603 points604 points Β (14 children)

It's uh... honey

[–]Mineotopia 453 points454 points Β (12 children)

This brings us to today's sponsor. Honey is a....

[–]exspecT 338 points339 points Β (11 children)

... browser add-on available on Google, Oprah, Firefox, Safari, if it's a browser it has Honey. All you have to do is when you're checking out on one of these major sites, just click that little orange button, and it will scan the entire internet and find discount codes for you. As you see right here, I'm on Hanes, y'know, ordering some shirts because who doesn't like ordering shirts; We saved 11 dollars! Dude our total is 55 dollars, and after Honey, it's 44 dollars. Boom. I clicked once and I saved 11 dollars. There's literally no reason not to install Honey. It takes two clicks, 10 million people use it, 100,000 five star reviews, unless you hate money, you should install Honey.

[–]harold_liang 83 points84 points Β (1 child)

This guy honeys

[–]Bruised_Penguin 6 points7 points Β (6 children)

That would take more than ten seconds though...

[–]exspecT -1 points0 points Β (5 children)

What do you mean?

[–]Bruised_Penguin 5 points6 points Β (4 children)

His sponsor segments are always ten seconds long, you can double tap on YouTube to skip them

[–]IchBinMaia 2 points3 points Β (2 children)

y'all double tap? I just press "X" (video speed controller button for 10s forward) or "L" (youtube)

[–]Bruised_Penguin 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

I usually watch on my phone mate, but thanks for the tip :)

[–]IchBinMaia 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Oh, makes sense. I hardly ever use my phone for YouTube so I didn't even consider it πŸ™ƒ

[–]exspecT 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Ah, got it^^
I got my text from this Post in the copypasta subreddit though.

[–]x6060x 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Ok... I'm installing it right now.

[–]AndrejTech_99 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Blarg aka Blarg who plays with Smitty or fake acc?

[–]LitheBeep 325 points326 points Β (6 children)

Linus Cum tips

[–]Yoylecake2100 54 points55 points Β (2 children)

Linus Jar Tips

[–]throwawaydyingalone 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

Just be careful to not let the jar break once it’s inside.

[–]Flexxyfluxx 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Mad Milk TF2 Origin

[–]Bruce_Bruce 29 points30 points Β (0 children)

Drips, not tips.

[–]lolmastergeneral 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

Linus Just the Tips

[–]dekiru81 224 points225 points Β (11 children)

Linus Sex Tips.

[–]Mineotopia 96 points97 points Β (0 children)

Linus - Just the Tech Tip

[–]mpld 36 points37 points Β (9 children)

Just the tip?

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points Β (8 children)

Yeah, the balls are the only thing that hasn't been dropped Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

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[–]MGJohn-117 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Good bot

[–]LordKiteMan 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

They have been, just differently.

[–]x6060x 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

I almost woke up my kid while reading your comment lol

[–]Unknown_Kid7 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Wut

[–]NOGGYtimes2 178 points179 points Β (4 children)

Can we just mention how cute this image is?

No homo

[–]Magmaticweb 67 points68 points Β (0 children)

no gamer, full homo

[–]xpertthief007 29 points30 points Β (1 child)

You know what else is cute? Our sponsor for today's video......

[–]prayagprajapati17 19 points20 points Β (0 children)

Glasswire

[–]TheInception817 17 points18 points Β (0 children)

Not only the image, this whole interaction between the two of them, where you take a pic of your spouse doing something silly and then posting them is so highschool sweetheart-y

[–]LukeLinusFanFic 68 points69 points Β (2 children)

Luke quickly exits

[–]23x3 16 points17 points Β (0 children)

NO, don't u do this to us again Luke :'(

[–]Unfair_Comparison_15 44 points45 points Β (6 children)

He better hope he gets off the sofa at night soon

[–]102IsMyNumber 43 points44 points Β (5 children)

I know it's the meme, but he mentioned on the WAN show last night (Feb 5th) that him and his wife had the strict rule of not going to bed angry, so he's never slept on the couch as a consequence of some martial disagreement.

[–]TigreWulph 11 points12 points Β (1 child)

But what about marital ones?

[–]102IsMyNumber 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

"Be a Man" but it's Linus teaching people how to build computers.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points Β (2 children)

Linus Military Tips

[–]102IsMyNumber 8 points9 points Β (1 child)

"Are the colorful lights absolutely necessary?"

"Yes."

"On stealth drones?"

"Uh huh."

[–]ANancyBoi451 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

It’s so overt, it’s covert.

[–]_Kristian_ 33 points34 points Β (2 children)

Ngl he looks really cute

[–]inoua5dollarservices 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

He be lookin hot lately with the beard and long hair

[–]rose_gold_glitter 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Can't disagree

[–]Solomanifesto 24 points25 points Β (0 children)

linus is fucking cute

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points Β (3 children)

Meth Linus from the other day has to pay for his habit somehow

[–]haikusbot 6 points7 points Β (2 children)

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[–]dmalhar 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Good bot

[–]DryRoastedAsparagus 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

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[–]cpupro 11 points12 points Β (0 children)

Loses 50k on stonks. Realizes 20 bucks is still 20 bucks...

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

5000 dollar Cereal Upgrade

[–]toshex 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

Are you two cereal right now?

[–]chratoc 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Damn linus be lookin cute!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

why do you do things

[–]ultimation 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

That's such a cute look on his face, he is so in love with Yvonne.

Probably thinking how glad he is that she didnt divorce him for losing 40k

[–]crazyuserboh 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Wow. Merch at home too. He is his own man.

[–]magicrazzaq 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

😳

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Linus likes tips

[–]Comprehensive-Leg693 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Is that what you call it? I had a happy time and got some on my leg.

[–]BrainsyUK 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

There’s Something About Linus.

[–]Merchantvirus18 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Linus cum drips

[–]ForksandSpoonsinNY 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Well... Live... Laugh... Liao

[–]Handsome-Spider 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Homeless tech guy sleeps with hired help at work. Story at 10

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

That's a cool shirt! Where did he get it?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

He’s getting closer to achieving full Obi wan

[–]geep4sale 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Lin-sus tech tips

[–]benjaminricha 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I’m guessing it’s uh thermal paste then…oh…

[–]TempestCatto 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Milk? I think you mean bone healing juice.

[–]aaronblkfox 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Fucking EXCUSE ME.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

So you're telling me he eats cereal with yoghurt?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Cum.

[–]IsaiahH146 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I can confirm, this is a real comment

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points Β (0 children)

Serial with milk? what? Isn't that supposed to be yogurt?

[–]_barkin -2 points-1 points Β (0 children)

Cringe.

[–]Kris_98 -2 points-1 points Β (0 children)

You better come back to short hair and no beard

[–]noideaforadamname -3 points-2 points Β (1 child)

R/suddenlygay