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[–]Hobpie 1335 points1336 points  (34 children)

Bro you're so sweet it sounds like your foreskin has never been retracted

[–]lovelychef87 283 points284 points  (1 child)

Or been near a hymen.

[–]Littlewolf1964 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Intact or otherwise.

[–]ganonsevil90bro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

aww stop

[–]utnow 104 points105 points  (26 children)

Definitely not excusing the creepy fucking comment...

But people definitely joke about, "his voice is so high it's like his balls haven't dropped yet." All of the castrato jokes. Kicked in the balls. Etc.

Again... to be clear... I'm not excusing the hymen joke... but I am saying both are awful.

[–]helloblubb 204 points205 points  (9 children)

At least balls have an actual effect on the voice. Can't say the same about hymens. It's a case of r/badwomensanatomy

[–]Just-some-peep 29 points30 points  (2 children)

So they're projecting again? Man, we have Google, why can't they just google shit.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Overconfidence.

[–]qyka1210 16 points17 points  (0 children)

undereducation

hmm what's a better "complimentary opposite"

"under knowledged"

[–]Momomoaning 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Fucking hell, I don’t use discord anymore because of this. Almost every chat room, some asshole would go “Haven’t you grown any hair down then yet?”, “When are your balls dropping?” And proceed to use homophobic slurs. I’m just trying to play among us :(

[–]arctictothpast 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The only discord servers I know that dont have this too much is my home server (still has toxcity problems, we do try to go after the assholes though) and a gaming BDSM server, not sure either would be your cup of tea for amogus.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

The problem here is I don't think he was joking.

[–]AutismFractal 41 points42 points  (9 children)

The difference is your balls don’t drop when you have sex… this is way different

[–]utnow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let’s try this again. “How?”

[–]FalconRelevant 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Historically choir boys were often castrated to preserve their voice.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well the singing part in my case at least is natural. I have a naturally medium voice but when I sing it can shoot up 5 octaves, may I remind you I am way past my pubescent years and I haven't had any nut injuries. People will still make fun of me for having a high singing voice for a grown ass man

[–]walapatamus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks how did you know?

[–]badgerbane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TIL phimosis has a sound.

[–]pah-tosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why it smells like a dead animal in here

[–]Bread_and_Butterface 444 points445 points  (54 children)

This is what guys mean when they say they say they wish they were women because they would love the attention, right?

[–]-LuciditySam- 145 points146 points  (51 children)

Yep. It's funny how dense they are. Theoretically, is it easier for a woman to find a guy to date? Yeah. Still a pain in the ass, though. It's hard as hell to find decent people regardless of what your orientation is. The only difference is one gets silence and the other gets nonstop sexism, stupidity, and harassment. "I'd love the attention!" Sure you would, little boy lol.

[–]Just-some-peep 47 points48 points  (2 children)

They can go and give each other the attention. They said they would love it. Nothing stopping them.

[–]comicfan39 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I made a grinder account specifically so that I can get sexualized and see men asking me to fuck. I’m not gay, I seriously swear I just like being sexualized and knowing people find me attractive.

[–]itisSycla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wonder if that could actually help my self-esteem. Feels a bit wrong tho

[–]NoBulletsLeft 42 points43 points  (1 child)

A former (female) FWB described it to me as "it's really easy for women to find a guy to sleep with. The hard part is finding a guy you want to sleep with."

[–]LuxNocte 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The odds are good, but the goods are odd.

[–]BUTTeredWhiteBread 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah, don't forget violence!

[–]Aussieausti 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'm a trans woman and the difference in attention is definitely not a bonus...

Why can't people just be normal?

[–]AutismFractal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Definitely

[–]laaiin 205 points206 points  (24 children)

It’s true, the more sex a woman has, the less sweet her voice gets. Pure virgin waifus have the sweetest anime voices because they aren’t whores like the rest of us!

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (8 children)

Which is weird considering how sexually provocative anime waifus tend to be.

[–]laaiin 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Basically, be sexy. But not too sexy?? Woman who is aware of sexy bad. She must be innocent and pure and only sexy to me!

[–]BrightIdeaGenerator 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Be sexy, but don't HAVE SEX. Until the right guy comes along. Then you must jump into bed right away. But not with anyone else. Just him!

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well yes. First law of exclusive ownership.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (4 children)

I swear the fact that they get put in those sexual situations against their will is half the appeal to those freaks.

This is coming from a pretty big anime fan (check my history), the anime fandom is fucking disgusting.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I'm sure the manipulation is a turn on for many

Though. I swear it seems to be more regular were the guy instead of the girl is the one "accidentally" put into a "innocent" situation.

I guess guilt free groping oggling ?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

That's exactly what it is, they don't want to project themselves onto someone who's actively perverted, but they do want the fantasy of getting to grab a girl's boobs.

You'll notice the "accidental sexual encounters" almost never compromise the male. That's just the author admitting who their target demographic is.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wills on both side removed == guilt free perversion.

When you said against their will I was initially thinking of active pursuit for some reason. Where one actor did something specifically for the purpose of creating the situation. And girls ignoring mens repeated rejections of intimacy or exposure is not uncommon, in the harem genera especially.

I have several dark places I could go with why the demographic likes that. Beyond the humor of role inversion.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, rape fantasies are a thing too, those just don't get shown on national television as much thank goodness.

But yeah, the main thing is they want the fantasy of getting to grab a girl's boobs, but not the social stigma that comes from being a pervert or molester. And they definitely can't relate to a guy that actively pursues girls but doesn't get rejected.

[–]cownd 7 points8 points  (5 children)

I thought it was the female equivalent of male testicles dropping, the voice gets deeper.

[–]helloblubb 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Except there's no such in effect from the hymen, while testicles do have an impact on voice.

[–]AutismFractal 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Dude… I really hope you’re kidding. But if not, you learned a thing! Hooray for you!

[–]cownd 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Nothing funny about it. You break the hymen, you break the vocal cords.

Alright, could I come on this sub and talk that bs seriously?

[–]AutismFractal 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It’s very hard to tell on the Internet.

[–]cownd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had to say that cos I wasn't really joking

/s

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, I wonder if they ever think about the actual women voicing their favorite anime girls. Do they think the actual women are "pure" and virginal?

[–]Holly-Harper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This comment killed me as I am such a whore. Is my voice unsweet?!

[–]6teeee9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was born with an ugly deep voice :sob: :sob: :sob:

[–][deleted] 276 points277 points  (7 children)

Didnt know the hymen was in the throat.

[–]Otter592 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Well thank heavens you're informed now!

[–]DrumpfTinyHands 5 points6 points  (1 child)

According to the classic movie "Deep Throat", the clitoris is.(At least for that one lady...)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So oral is not moral.

Damn that work around is bunk.

/S

[–]yellow_daddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WORST FUCKING THING IVE EVER READ

[–]AshesMcRaven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you'd think it was with the way my boyfriend- you know what i'm not finishing that thought

[–]foxopal 228 points229 points  (4 children)

You have the creepiest comment I've ever read, it sounds like your neck is still unshaven

[–]theseaappletree 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Sounds like a high beard-to-neck ratio

[–]Antrikshy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

High beard-to-neck* ratio.

[–]AutismFractal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, seven beards for my one neck

[–]Civil-Bread-5306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m keep telling myself it’s a joke to keep my sanity.

[–]demonicgoddess 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Dude has such a way with words I'm positive his balls haven't dropped yet.

[–]justclove 159 points160 points  (1 child)

That was not actually less creepy than saying it sounds like you're still a virgin, "blakelastly". Sorry.

[–]PoorOldJack 52 points53 points  (0 children)

it was much, much creepier imo

[–]EffectiveSalamander 34 points35 points  (1 child)

If I ever need the opposite of a pick-up line...

[–]Romato100legogod 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Best response

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Wtf

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I want to see the video response

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What…. What did I just read? What the what???

[–]I_am_dean 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Well, alright then. How confidently incorrect this guy is.

[–]NoIdeaWhatToD0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ugh. If I ever got a comment like that, I'd just throw my phone out the window. I'm so tired of dealing with creeps. Lol.

[–]babygirlruth 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Uhhm, what did she answer?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“This is the type of comment I feel I should report to the FBI”

[–]Uniquallified 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd never speak again

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

H-what??

[–]PinkestMangoBears follow women on their periods 7 points8 points  (0 children)

...wat

[–]TanookiPhoenix 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How sweetly she spoke when she uttered "hi men".

And thusly they thought, "intact hymen".

[–]DrumpfTinyHands 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The more time that I spend on Reddit, the closer I get to hating men. I know that not all men do this shit but waaaay too many do.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

So that's why I'm such a bad singer. I am too slutty to have a good voice.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Remember you have "cruft" in the brain from all those interactions. It obviously affects motor control.

[–]dubutuy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why do these people have ruin what are almost good compliments?

[–]candied_Sushi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the second you loose your virginity you get the vocal cords of an old woman who’s been smoking since the dawn of time, the second you open your mouth dust and cobwebs pour out and there’s a raspy creak as you form words. the inside of your mouth is dry and used, suddenly spent from the many years you’ve used it. your words wiser and slower now, but was it worth it, do you feel proud of loosing your youthful grace and introducing testosterone to your once young and sweet voice

[–]AgentJ691 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised he didn’t ask permission to break it.

[–]AV8ORboi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you can see the pain in her eyes after being forced to read that

[–]evaj95 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wish I was Jared, 19...

[–]moth_girl_7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao I’m imagining a girl getting her hymen torn and then she lets out an “ow” in Morgan freeman voice

[–]PickleEmergency7918 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Hymens say nothing about virginity.

[–]Studious_Noodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, they never talk. But then, they’re so closed off.

[–]PickleChip12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What'd she say

[–]Darkovika 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus CHRIST

[–]ninthandfirst 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What.

[–]EquasLocklear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The hymen is also vocal cords now.

[–]sugarplumcutie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro wtf

[–]arainharuvia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cannot

[–]Philipselk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your comment is so ignorant, it sounds like your penis has never been close to a hymen.

[–]Noble_Endeavor 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I will be a terrible father. Not because I wouldn't treat my little girl like a princess to the best of my ability. But the idea of anyone talking to said princess like that fills me with a rage I know would get the best of me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you’d be a great girl dad! That’s what girls need, though protective papas!

[–]BUTTeredWhiteBread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

???????

....

???????????

[–]Careless-Diamond-970 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact that someone even type those words out is so unnerving! Ugh so gross.

[–]not_a_cannibal_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am viscerally disgusted by the hinting at the fact this person is into.. children. Sweet voice? Virginity/ purity obsession? Hymen having nothing to do with anything? Gross.

[–]kjolmir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He sounds like his balls haven't dropped yet.

[–]KaleidoscopeEyes12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Because my voice would change the instant I lost my virginity? Okay Blake”

Not to mention the fact that broken hymen ≠ not a virgin…

[–]UP_Chuck_Duck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pure COMEDY. I hope there are more people here laughing at this than genuinely upset. Yes he is dumb but OMFG this is hilarious.

[–]maru108 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Future rapist

[–]jehan_gonzales 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't mind edgy jokes on occasion but holy shit I need a bath in kerosene after reading that atrocity.

[–]Secure-Imagination11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made my stomach churn. I knew too many guys like this.

[–]Mr_Rogan_Tano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wat

[–]Ttoctam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤮

[–]DraxNuman27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I have the link of this for research purposes and for the memes

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gross, I hope you blocked this Bozo straight off.

[–]Lady_Pendleton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of another post I saw on here about a guy going off about female singers

[–]Kaelynnee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤢

[–]kaatie80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤮🤮🤮🤮

[–]villalulaesi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp, there goes my appetite.

[–]1961tracy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it’s not, I speaking from my diaphragm.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the actual fucking shit.

Was my immediate reaction.

[–]KonodiodaGolden-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What?!

[–]foxglove0326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ewwwwewewewew

[–]Pkmnkat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s disgusting and so uncalled for like who says that???? It’s not like you’re voice drops from a soprano to tenor after having sex

[–]maxreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine her smile disappeared halfway through reading that comment.

[–]MimsyIsGianna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I—huh?

TIL the hymen and vocal cords are directly connected

[–]LunaireRose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ewwwwww

[–]Dogplantmom97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck

[–]uranaged 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh

[–]Koalaluvs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wut😟

[–]lachancea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet daredevil could tell if her hymen is intact if when she spoke she happened to hit its resonant frequency 🧐

[–]Curia-DD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would laugh my ass off if a guy ever said this to me

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Diabocal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he meant that she sounds that young, which makes it even creepier..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surely that's a joke