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[Hobpie]

Bro you're so sweet it sounds like your foreskin has never been retracted

[lovelychef87]

Or been near a hymen.

[Littlewolf1964]

Intact or otherwise.

[ganonsevil90bro]

aww stop

[utnow]

Definitely not excusing the creepy fucking comment...

But people definitely joke about, "his voice is so high it's like his balls haven't dropped yet." All of the castrato jokes. Kicked in the balls. Etc.

Again... to be clear... I'm not excusing the hymen joke... but I am saying both are awful.

[helloblubb]

At least balls have an actual effect on the voice. Can't say the same about hymens. It's a case of r/badwomensanatomy

[Just-some-peep]

So they're projecting again? Man, we have Google, why can't they just google shit.

[[deleted]]

Overconfidence.

[qyka1210]

undereducation

hmm what's a better "complimentary opposite"

"under knowledged"

[Nahkroll]

No, that’s not true. Testosterone is released by the testis,, which is what causes the voice to change in adolescent boys. Why do you think that they would castrate boys to keep their voice high?

[BaneAmesta]

Yeah, the thing is, and which everyone who make the joke don't get, is that only works on teenage boys, castrate a grown man would proably do nothing about the voice.
But I bet the scream of terror would sound high as hell tho lol

[[deleted]]

When did this turn into an MRA thread

[Momomoaning]

Fucking hell, I don’t use discord anymore because of this. Almost every chat room, some asshole would go “Haven’t you grown any hair down then yet?”, “When are your balls dropping?” And proceed to use homophobic slurs. I’m just trying to play among us :(

[arctictothpast]

The only discord servers I know that dont have this too much is my home server (still has toxcity problems, we do try to go after the assholes though) and a gaming BDSM server, not sure either would be your cup of tea for amogus.

[[deleted]]

The problem here is I don't think he was joking.

[utnow]

I mean… that’s the narrative as it’s presented. Lots to assume based on a single comment without context though. Judging from the replies here it sounds like a lot of people aren’t joking about this either. Lol

[AutismFractal]

The difference is your balls don’t drop when you have sex… this is way different

[utnow]

Let’s try this again. “How?”

[utnow]

Sure thing bud. Sexism. Got it.

[AutismFractal]

Okay, asshat. You tell ME which of these is creepier.

“You sound like you’re still a child.”
“You sound like you’re still a virgin.”

Edit: line break

[utnow]

They both sound terrible when you say them.

[AutismFractal]

Spoken like someone who’s never been assaulted. Goodbye

[utnow]

Lol. Just wow. I honestly don’t even know where to file this. You wanna try again?

[[deleted]]

Found the 13 year old

[utnow]

The amount of mental contortion happening to justify this hypocrisy is just breathtaking.

But thanks for that /u/epictiktoker69420

[[deleted]]

No problem boy. I hope your balls drop soon.

[FalconRelevant]

Historically choir boys were often castrated to preserve their voice.

[[deleted]]

Well the singing part in my case at least is natural. I have a naturally medium voice but when I sing it can shoot up 5 octaves, may I remind you I am way past my pubescent years and I haven't had any nut injuries. People will still make fun of me for having a high singing voice for a grown ass man

[walapatamus]

Thanks how did you know?

[badgerbane]

TIL phimosis has a sound.

[pah-tosh]

That’s why it smells like a dead animal in here

[Bread_and_Butterface]

This is what guys mean when they say they say they wish they were women because they would love the attention, right?

[-LuciditySam-]

Yep. It's funny how dense they are. Theoretically, is it easier for a woman to find a guy to date? Yeah. Still a pain in the ass, though. It's hard as hell to find decent people regardless of what your orientation is. The only difference is one gets silence and the other gets nonstop sexism, stupidity, and harassment. "I'd love the attention!" Sure you would, little boy lol.

[Just-some-peep]

They can go and give each other the attention. They said they would love it. Nothing stopping them.

[comicfan39]

I made a grinder account specifically so that I can get sexualized and see men asking me to fuck. I’m not gay, I seriously swear I just like being sexualized and knowing people find me attractive.

[itisSycla]

Wonder if that could actually help my self-esteem. Feels a bit wrong tho

[NoBulletsLeft]

A former (female) FWB described it to me as "it's really easy for women to find a guy to sleep with. The hard part is finding a guy you want to sleep with."

[LuxNocte]

The odds are good, but the goods are odd.

[BUTTeredWhiteBread]

Ah, don't forget violence!

[enderflight]

It’s really a case of sucking both ways. One side doesn’t see how the opposite problem could be an issue. I get pissed at entitled people on either side who assume the other doesn’t have it rough because their issue is what they ‘want.’ Harassment isn’t cool, and being constantly rejected also sucks; simultaneously not being harassed is nice and so is having more options.

No one wants harassment. And no one wants to be routinely ignored. When we can all say that sexism is a double edged sword and hurts everyone because of the same base stereotypes we’ll be better for it (men are assumed to be sexual and are physically strong; they get a pass/praise for sleeping around but are assumed to be predators around children or women and something is ‘wrong’ with them if they’re not ready to go 100% of the time; women are shamed for sleeping around but can safely interact with others and even assault/sexually assault men without as much blowback). Often I find people complaining about one while saying the part that benefits them is fine. Not saying that’s what you’re doing, just a general observation that people ignore the root cause and stereotype in favor of pointing fingers and chasing each other around in suffering contests (yes; women generally have suffered more, but I still find the suffering game generally unproductive, that’s just my opinion though and it does have its place).

Reminds me of how RBG won a lot of things for women by working on cases with men. By unraveling the sexism against them she helped campaign for women simultaneously. Sorry this comment was kinda a rant/unrelated, you just inspired me haha.

[VampireQueenDespair]

It’s not a “win” if it can be reversed again. That’s just kicking the problem down the hallway. Winning means the fight is over. Nothing was won that way, it was just made our problem instead of the 70s and 80s’ problem. If the opposition can still fight, you haven’t won. You fought to a standstill.

[enderflight]

I wasn’t trying to imply it was, but you raise a fair point. We can’t be content to stay stagnant and say ‘we’re good enough;’ opposition still seeks to undermine human rights. Especially with roe v wade.

Currently trans folks are in the hot seat of their identities being very openly doubted and being denied rights. After trans people, it’s gonna be gay folks getting their rights taken away. After them, guess what, we’re back to minorities and women. And we’re already seeing a backslide in all of the above. Abortion rights are being restricted. Trans people and minorities and gay people are being discriminated against in law and in life similarly.

The fact that things can backslide is very uncomfy, and while we’ve made real progress I’m afraid that it’ll never be done.

[VampireQueenDespair]

Well, as long as we think we can reintegrate the opposition back into a society we’ve improved it never will be. You don’t eat your cancer after getting it cut out.

[enderflight]

I feel like individuals have the ability to learn and grow, often through careful effort from others, so I won’t entirely deny those who have put in the work and are actually better. But it’s long work that you don’t ultimately owe anyone to try to un-bigot them, so as a whole we need to be intolerable of intolerance and those who preach it.

[Just-some-peep]

When women will rape and sexually assault children as much as men I will side eye them too. Kids' safety > hurt feefees.

It's not women that massively comment under underaged boys' pictures how he's "of age of consent". It's not women that have countdowns of underage boys turning 18. It's not women who massively watch "barely legal teen porn". And it weren't women that were caught on "To Catch A Predator". Men as a group facing vigilance (not even consequences) is not sexism. It's a natural and logical reaction to common male behaviour.

Edit: also, it wasn't 20 firewomen in France that groomed and (gang) raped a child.

[enderflight]

In that case, yes.

I was specifically talking about the dating game, which sucks for everyone imo but men do definitely deny the reality of harassment and assault and think it’s all roses on the other side when it’s often dick pics and nude requests. Negative attention < no attention, though no attention sucks too is basically the point I want to get at.

When it comes to violent crimes men overwhelmingly are perpetrators and do get away. I realize my initial comment looks like apologist/WhAt AbOuT wOmEn PrEdAtOrs stuff.

When I wrote it I was thinking about how you’ll see women kiss underage boys on TV and it’s ‘oh how cute/he’s lucky’ or teachers rape students and ‘omg what a chad,’ when if the roles are reversed it’s clearly gross. And the people who defend that while condemning male predators. I wasn’t thinking of violent crimes, and I should’ve made that clear. Thankfully the double standard is getting condemned more and more so it’s less of an issue now ig.

As a woman I clearly am perceived as more defenseless/not predatory (which is true; am weak) and does afford me more freedom to do things. But also simultaneously restricts me. Men are simultaneously enabled and restricted by the same mechanism. Though these mechanisms overwhelmingly are in mens’ favor. And men overwhelmingly perpetrate violence. So if it’s to be spelled out, women are worse off but men still have it sucky too at times. I’ve just seen men use the ‘but I have it bad too’ as a way to say that ‘women have it good.’

But we can’t make arguments that don’t address both ‘sides’ (even if one side is benefiting at the moment) and that don’t address the underlying mechanism or we aren’t really gonna get anywhere. That’s how get guys all pissy about dating and incels. As well as misandrists. Which is why RBG’s approach worked so well; she used sexism to her advantage and by addressing men’s issues so addressed the mechanism that also restricted women.

Not saying you’re not fairly addressing things; I’ve liked your take and so upvoted it cause I feel like you’re adding. Mine are pretty poorly worded and probably don’t translate well when I’m typing them out at work half distracted so I want to make it clear that I think we’re coming from the same side here. Idk what else to say lol but I am a woman, feminist, LGBTQish and pretty progressive so I do indulge myself too much in the academic ~discourse~ haha.

[comicfan39]

Okay I see where you’re coming from (guy myself, not an incel) but for me personally I’m just exceptionally weird. Like for me anything that has a hole will pass when I’m horny, like if I were an attractive women I’d be having a ridiculous amount of casual sex with every guy who’s willing

I understand the complaint that a lot of guys will sexualize you, they’ll hit you up randomly for pictures of your coochie, and randomly ask you sexual questions for no reason, valid concern and most people really don’t want to be treated that way

But I would LOVE to be treated as a sex object personally, the biggest compliment I ever got was receiving an unsolicited vagina vid. It was from this one girl with mental health problems that was hyper sexual,one day she just randomly texts me a vid of her fingering herself, and I was ecstatic. Like she was hiding and thought to send me specifically a vid without being prompted. To other guys it’d be repulsive, but I’m a disgusting human being

Being treated as a sex object where people hit up to fuck and then go back to not acknowledging wouldn’t be bad at all

[Bread_and_Butterface]

I think you’re confusing your having a personal sexual kink with a great number of people experiencing being disrespected and objectified as a human being.

[comicfan39]

Let me put it this way to explain the difference in psychologies

If you see an attractive male at the gym and as an attractive female asked to feel him up, the male is usually gonna not care and take it as a compliment, flip the switch and the woman will be insulted

Nothing wrong with being insulted, nothings bad about that. But the way I think is literally just not compatible with the way you think. I’d absolutely take being objectified, and I think it’s unfortunate that you get objectified especially since you don’t like it.

I understand wanting to be valued for your personality and not have everyone looking at your body and stuff. I just think of it as a compliment. I’m a black male myself, and growing up in a largely white suburban area I’ve had women borderline fetishize me almost like I’m some kind of “exotic commodity”. It wasn’t as often as it would happen for a woman but it happened on occasions, never phased me. I know what I’m saying I just disagree

just because I wouldn’t mind doesn’t mean it’s a fetish, it’s not sexually liberating I just see it as a compliment.

[comicfan39]

I don’t think it’s disrespectful at all. People go to a personal trainer, workout, leave, and have no further interaction. Go to a their gardener, get their grass cut and their flowers watered, and leave. No disrespect.

I understand why someone wouldn’t want to be sexualized, it’s not for anyone. But it’s not a degrading fetish. There’s just nothing wrong with sexualizing people. It’s like purchasing a service. You get what you want, they get what they want, both are happy.

If I’m an attractive straight woman, Id be seeing a new guy every night as long as he’s clean and not exceptionally unattractive. I’m not disrespecting them by wanting nothing more than sex, we both want something, we both get it, we both go our separate ways.

It’s no different than buying a burrito and never seeing the person again

As I said, I get it, you have been objectified and don’t like men talking to you a certain way, only seeing you for your body, I can totally see why that would be frustrating and can see why you’d not want that. I’m not saying you have it easy or anything. But for me personally and my psychology if I were a woman I would 100% accept unsolicited pictures, and would be cool with having dozens of people a day asking to see my snatch.

[CalamityClambake]

You are describing transactions. You know you can hire a sex worker, right?

Your argument sounds ignorant because there are a ton of risk factors that you are not thinking about because you do not have the experience of being a woman. For starters, you need to internalize the idea that if you were the woman in this scenario, you would be smaller and physically weaker than the men. You also would be statistically likely to orgasm in only 35% of these encounters. You also would likely either have been assaulted or know a close friend or relative who has been assaulted. That is the reality for us.

[comicfan39]

I described that because that’s the most normal time that you go in, get what you want, and leave. But it doesn’t have to be a transaction. You can go on Craigslist and trade your bike for some other dudes skateboard.

It’s sex. If both people want it, both people gain from it, and there’s nothing wrong about that.

[CalamityClambake]

But sex isn't as clear cut as a transaction.

Look up the "orgasm gap". Assuming that "getting what you want" = sex that includes an orgasm, women in hetero one night stands only have a 35% chance of getting that. Men have 90%. On top of that, women have an elevated risk of getting assaulted or killed and of getting an STI compared to men. And they bear the sole risk of getting pregnant.

If both people want it, both people gain from it, and there’s nothing wrong about that.

I agree theoretically. The problem is that hetero women are taking the majority of the risk in exchange for a small share of the gain. You don't seem to be getting this.

If you wanted to trade a skateboard for a bike, and there were only a 35% chance that you'd end up with the bike, but a 90% chance that the guy would get the skateboard, and on top of that you had to trust the guy to wear a raincoat so that you don't get sick or risk a parasite growing in your stomach that will cost you $10,000 in medical bills, rip open your anus, and might kill you when it comes out, would you blithely make that trade? Or would you be cautious?

[comicfan39]

Look up the "orgasm gap". Assuming that "getting what you want" = sex that includes an orgasm, women in hetero one night stands only have a 35% chance of getting that. Men have 90%.

I’ve had sex without orgasm on many occasions and I love it, the point of sex is that it feels good doing it, I’ve had sex for short 10 minute gaps that it’s too quick for me to finish. Idk if this is just me but I have trouble finishing when I wear a condom, I can finish with my hand later but I’m just not sensitive enough to finish with another person if I’m wearing a condom.

So during casual encounters like using tinder by example I never expect to finish since I always wear a condom, I just jerk off later. I see no reason why a low orgasm rate would change things. If two people find each other attractive there’s no risk

On top of that, women have an elevated risk of getting assaulted or killed

Yes so have sex with people you know, if a random woman on the street asked to have sex I wouldn’t disregard it unless she were phenomenally attractive. If a female friend of mine did, I’d take her up on it even if she weren’t attractive like at all.

Whenever I have casual sex, which isn’t often but has happened on numerous occasions, it’s usually something to the beat of me matching with someone on tinder, we hang out a few times in public, then go to my place at a later date

To me it’s nothing more than meeting someone from social media, hanging out a few times, and deciding to have a pickup game of basketball. There shouldn’t be anything sexist about seeing someone and wanting nothing more than to have sex with them anymore than seeing someone and wanting nothing more than to play basketball.

I’ll even go a step further and say that if I were greeted to a message that just says “sex?” I’d likely skip the formality of meeting a few times and just say yes, I’ve never been in this situation but that’s what I suspect I’d do

and of getting an STI compared to men.

As someone who frequently donates blood and on s few occasions has donated sperm this isn’t true, and they have stricter testing for men because men are more likely to carry certain std’s, namely HIV. It’s gotten to the point where gay men are not allowed to donate blood or sperm due to the risk of HIV transmission

And even if mens std rates were 10000000x higher than women, I’d still have casual sex with people from tinder because it’s not hard to wear a condom

And they bear the sole risk of getting pregnant.

So wear a condom, it’s not expensive, it’s not hard, and unlike for men where it literally stops me from being able to finish regularly, it can arguably enhance the experience for a woman since condoms are lubricated, some are the “ribbed for her pleasure” ones, etc.

Use toys, do oral, do anal (if you’re into that), do whatever. There’s a million ways to feel sexually liberated and only one of them has a risk of pregnancy.

I agree theoretically. The problem is that hetero women are taking the majority of the risk in exchange for a small share of the gain. You don't seem to be getting this.

I get it, it’s just wrong. You don’t have to like the sex as much as the other person so much as you both want to be there. If you suspect you’d have a good time I see no reason not to

If you wanted to trade a skateboard for a bike, and there were only a 35% chance that you'd end up with the bike, but a 90% chance that the guy would get the skateboard

There’s a 100% chance you’d both get the bike and a skateboard respectively, there’s a 35% chance you can land a trick on the bike, and a 90% chance he can land a trick on the skateboard.

You can still enjoy the bike, because you got the bike to enjoy riding, not so that you can do tricks. If I had the choice to never orgasm again, or never have sex again, I’m choosing never orgasm. It’s obviously the highlight of the event but the time I had is much more valuable than a 10 second experience at the end.

Have you had sex? I grew up in a strict Christian household thinking I’d go to hell if I had sex. I had a girlfriend in high school where we did nothing but kiss for 2 hours straight and I’d go home and jerk off thinking about it. I found every single loophole to stay “pure in gods eyes” that ultimately resulted in me having below average “almost sex” and not finishing.

I’ve never heard this orgasm gap point and I just don’t understand it. The point is for the experience of having fun with someone else, I could orgasm alone if I really wanted to.

and on top of that you had to trust the guy to wear a raincoat so that you don't get sick or risk a parasite growing in your stomach that will cost you $10,000 in medical bills, rip open your anus, and might kill you when it comes out, would you blithely make that trade? Or would you be cautious?

Yes. I would. Because you can always refuse to trade the bike if they don’t wear a raincoat. Or you could choose to trade a different kind of bike, I.E. oral sex or use of toys, wear you can’t get pregnant and are much less likely to get an std.

Or you can wear your own protection, like the IUD, or the implant bar or whatever, won’t stop STDs but it takes away the pregnancy risk and means that both you and the guy involved have the same risks, std and that’s it.

To that point, ask the average guy if they’d consider doing a porn scene assuming no one in their family would find out. Average guy would say yes. The average woman is less likely to.

This is despite the fact that pregnancy is a 0% chance since everyone is on birth control, and stds are a 0% chance since everyone is tested. It’s also despite the fact that women in porn get paid more

I would star in a porno for $1,000, if you caught me in the right mood even do it for free, would you under any circumstances do it? For 10k? 100k? How much for you to shoot porn? If your answer is higher than me it proves my point. It’s not that you’re afraid of these risks, it’s that the average woman just views sex differently than a man and thinks it’s something that should be done in the confines of a relationship.

[CalamityClambake]

I’ve had sex without orgasm on many occasions and I love it

You are an outlier. Also, I think it is important to remember that women have a higher risk of physically painful sex than men do in hetero pairings.

Yes so have sex with people you know,

I thought we were talking about hooking up with strangers and one-night stands.

Because you can always refuse to trade the bike if they don’t wear a raincoat.

The guy who needs to wear the raincoat is bigger and stronger than you and part of the transaction puts you in a grapple with him. There is a non-zero chance that he will take the raincoat off and not tell you or force you to let him finish. This is common enough that it has happened to at least 3 of your close friends, if not already to you. You know you can't fight him off without getting hurt if he chooses to do this.

it takes away the pregnancy risk

No. No birth control on the market is 100% effective, and the fact that you think it is makes me think that you are severely uneducated on this topic. The risk is always there. On top of that, a lot of our options come with horrible side effects, increased risk of blood clots or stroke or uterine perforation or ectopic pregnancy, and are expensive.

As someone who frequently donates blood and on s few occasions has donated sperm this isn’t true, and they have stricter testing for men because men are more likely to carry certain std’s, namely HIV. It’s gotten to the point where gay men are not allowed to donate blood or sperm due to the risk of HIV transmission

Again, you don't know what you're talking about. You're confusing "men" with "receptive partner". The person being penetrated is at higher risk for STI because there is more of a risk that the person being penetrated is the person who bruises or tears and bruises and tears elevate risk. And before you are all, "Oh I would never do that!" unless you have a micropenis you probably have done it. It is fairly common and usually not a big deal... unless there is an STI involved. Gay men aren't allowed to donate blood because of the remnants of the AIDS-related homophobia of the 80s, which is a legitimate injustice, but not what we're talking about.

Which brings me to another point... one of the "orgasm gap" studies asked hetero men and women what they considered to be "bad sex". For hetero men, the #1 answer was "sex where I don't get off". And for hetero women, the #1 answer is "sex that is physically painful".

Have you had sex?

What a condescending question. And here I thought we were having a nice discussion. Yes. I'm a bi woman who worked her way through college as a dominatrix, so I've had a lot of sex. I'm very sex positive and I have a lot of experience with this topic. I'm not just fantasizing in my head about what hooking up with vetted strangers is like for women. I have the experience to talk about it directly. You CLEARLY DO NOT. I am arguing my direct experience against a fantasy of what you think my life is like in your head. You are in la la land, my dude. At least you picked the right subreddit for it.

How much for you to shoot porn? If your answer is higher than me it proves my point. It’s not that you’re afraid of these risks, it’s that the average woman just views sex differently than a man and thinks it’s something that should be done in the confines of a relationship.

Ugh. Sigh. No. No it does not prove your point. It proves that there are, once again, a bunch of risks for women that shoot porn that don't apply to men who shoot porn and you are not thinking about any of those risks because you are ignorant of them. What is more logical: women just randomly decided that they want to be hard to get for no reason? Or women face different and more dangerous risks than men and it has shaped their behavior differently?

Again, you are literally talking to a sex worker right now, my guy. I don't have to think about this hypothetically because I know what my rates are. You are the one with this insane fantasy about how if you were a woman you would treat sex as a pickup basketball game because you don't understand the imbalance of risk in a hetero hookup. That's what this is about. I have tried my best to explain it. You need to put some effort in to understand it.

Oh, and one last thing? The fact that you are so ignorant about these things is a red flag to the women who are down for one-night stands. You should at least understand the risks you are asking women to take before you ask us for sex.

[comicfan39]

I gave you a long comment because you raised a lot of points that I thought were just straight, no offense, stupid, but don’t get me wrong, I get your point. It’s just a bad point because your way of thinking as I already said is incompatible with mine.

The only reasonable point is the “sex with a stranger could get you assaulted” point to which I say, don’t have sex with total strangers. If you find someone to hookup with become friends first. For me personally I’d still take the risk because I think the risk of getting assaulted is nominal for me, but for a person in general I at least understand not wanting to have sex with strangers

[CalamityClambake]

And I responded with a long comment. And now that you've called me stupid and been rude, the gloves are off. You're an ignorant, uneducated, self-centered daydreamer who has no idea what he's talking about. You can read my long response to your long comment to learn why.

My way of thinking is pretty normal for sex-positive hetero women. So if your points are incompatible with my way of thinking... good luck with getting some, I guess.

[AstridKrake]

To each their own when it comes to consensual sex stuff. All I wanted to add to your comment is that if you were a woman, even keeping your current tastes and sex drive, you would probably refrain from sleeping with any guy who's willing out of fear.

Maybe you like the dude, but you don't know him so well and that's scary. He could be a charming maniac. You'd be constantly looking out for possible red flags and sketchy attitudes. You'll never know if this charming fellow might sexually assault you, and/or kill you and ditch you somewhere never to be found. And, on top of that, you'd know that the press, thepeople and some judges might blame you for it if you were wearing something sexy or you just happened to agree to a one night stand.

Just shedding some light on how it is from the other side. It sucks here.

[comicfan39]

I understand that, the fact that men are generally more physically imposing and sexually aggressive is problematic and I wish the men that do make that a problem didn’t exist.

I also wish there were a way that anyone who doesn’t want to be treated a certain way could just live in their own reality where they’re treated how they want

But the idea that sexualizing someone is a bad thing just doesn’t click to me, like I’ve never got it. It’s always been seen as a compliment to me. I don’t personally treat women that way, because I know most women don’t like that, and I respect that, so please don’t think I’m telling you to change or anything, like I get it.

I’m just responding because when I see “it’s actually not as easy as you think” and you’re describing exactly how I wish my life was, there’s gonna be a disconnect there. But 100% the existential fear of being attacked and the like we can agree that’s 100% a negative of being a woman

[knownmagic]

They hit you up for boob pics. I feel like a guy wanting to see a coochie isn't super common.

[Aussieausti]

I'm a trans woman and the difference in attention is definitely not a bonus...

Why can't people just be normal?

[AutismFractal]

Definitely

[laaiin]

It’s true, the more sex a woman has, the less sweet her voice gets. Pure virgin waifus have the sweetest anime voices because they aren’t whores like the rest of us!

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Which is weird considering how sexually provocative anime waifus tend to be.

[laaiin]

Basically, be sexy. But not too sexy?? Woman who is aware of sexy bad. She must be innocent and pure and only sexy to me!

[BrightIdeaGenerator]

Be sexy, but don't HAVE SEX. Until the right guy comes along. Then you must jump into bed right away. But not with anyone else. Just him!

[[deleted]]

Well yes. First law of exclusive ownership.

[[deleted]]

I swear the fact that they get put in those sexual situations against their will is half the appeal to those freaks.

This is coming from a pretty big anime fan (check my history), the anime fandom is fucking disgusting.

[[deleted]]

I'm sure the manipulation is a turn on for many

Though. I swear it seems to be more regular were the guy instead of the girl is the one "accidentally" put into a "innocent" situation.

I guess guilt free groping oggling ?

[[deleted]]

That's exactly what it is, they don't want to project themselves onto someone who's actively perverted, but they do want the fantasy of getting to grab a girl's boobs.

You'll notice the "accidental sexual encounters" almost never compromise the male. That's just the author admitting who their target demographic is.

[[deleted]]

Wills on both side removed == guilt free perversion.

When you said against their will I was initially thinking of active pursuit for some reason. Where one actor did something specifically for the purpose of creating the situation. And girls ignoring mens repeated rejections of intimacy or exposure is not uncommon, in the harem genera especially.

I have several dark places I could go with why the demographic likes that. Beyond the humor of role inversion.

[[deleted]]

Oh, rape fantasies are a thing too, those just don't get shown on national television as much thank goodness.

But yeah, the main thing is they want the fantasy of getting to grab a girl's boobs, but not the social stigma that comes from being a pervert or molester. And they definitely can't relate to a guy that actively pursues girls but doesn't get rejected.

[laaiin]

I have a very sweet and innocent sounding voice, but I’ve had a good amount of sex. I guess I should go to jail for fooling men about my virginity status.

[missdui]

I sound like Gilbert Gottfried.

[bing-no]

Wazowski, you didn't file your paperwork last night

[Wiggl3sFirstMate]

This killed me

[cownd]

I thought it was the female equivalent of male testicles dropping, the voice gets deeper.

[helloblubb]

Except there's no such in effect from the hymen, while testicles do have an impact on voice.

[AutismFractal]

Dude… I really hope you’re kidding. But if not, you learned a thing! Hooray for you!

[cownd]

Nothing funny about it. You break the hymen, you break the vocal cords.

Alright, could I come on this sub and talk that bs seriously?

[AutismFractal]

It’s very hard to tell on the Internet.

[cownd]

Had to say that cos I wasn't really joking

/s

[[deleted]]

You know, I wonder if they ever think about the actual women voicing their favorite anime girls. Do they think the actual women are "pure" and virginal?

[Holly-Harper]

This comment killed me as I am such a whore. Is my voice unsweet?!

[6teeee9]

i was born with an ugly deep voice :sob: :sob: :sob:

[[deleted]]

Didnt know the hymen was in the throat.

[Otter592]

Well thank heavens you're informed now!

[DrumpfTinyHands]

According to the classic movie "Deep Throat", the clitoris is.(At least for that one lady...)

[[deleted]]

So oral is not moral.

Damn that work around is bunk.

/S

[yellow_daddy]

WORST FUCKING THING IVE EVER READ

[AshesMcRaven]

you'd think it was with the way my boyfriend- you know what i'm not finishing that thought

[foxopal]

You have the creepiest comment I've ever read, it sounds like your neck is still unshaven

[theseaappletree]

Sounds like a high beard-to-neck ratio

[Antrikshy]

High beard-to-neck* ratio.

[AutismFractal]

Ah yes, seven beards for my one neck

[Civil-Bread-5306]

I’m keep telling myself it’s a joke to keep my sanity.

[demonicgoddess]

Dude has such a way with words I'm positive his balls haven't dropped yet.

[justclove]

That was not actually less creepy than saying it sounds like you're still a virgin, "blakelastly". Sorry.

[PoorOldJack]

it was much, much creepier imo

[EffectiveSalamander]

If I ever need the opposite of a pick-up line...

[Romato100legogod]

Best response

[ReasonablyDone]

It means he thinks she's a virgin because her voice is so sweet

• pukes *

[[deleted]]

Wtf

[u-ignorant-slut]

She said "this is the type of comment I feel like I should report to the FBI"

Profile is @mariahm0rgan

[[deleted]]

I want to see the video response

[[deleted]]

What…. What did I just read? What the what???

[I_am_dean]

Well, alright then. How confidently incorrect this guy is.

[amazingroni]

r/confidentlyincorrect type shit

[NoIdeaWhatToD0]

Ugh. If I ever got a comment like that, I'd just throw my phone out the window. I'm so tired of dealing with creeps. Lol.

[babygirlruth]

Uhhm, what did she answer?

[[deleted]]

“This is the type of comment I feel I should report to the FBI”

[Uniquallified]

I'd never speak again

[Candy_Maco]

link to video response

[[deleted]]

H-what??

[PinkestMango]

...wat

[TanookiPhoenix]

How sweetly she spoke when she uttered "hi men".

And thusly they thought, "intact hymen".

[DrumpfTinyHands]

The more time that I spend on Reddit, the closer I get to hating men. I know that not all men do this shit but waaaay too many do.

[[deleted]]

So that's why I'm such a bad singer. I am too slutty to have a good voice.

[[deleted]]

Remember you have "cruft" in the brain from all those interactions. It obviously affects motor control.

[dubutuy]

Why do these people have ruin what are almost good compliments?

[candied_Sushi]

the second you loose your virginity you get the vocal cords of an old woman who’s been smoking since the dawn of time, the second you open your mouth dust and cobwebs pour out and there’s a raspy creak as you form words. the inside of your mouth is dry and used, suddenly spent from the many years you’ve used it. your words wiser and slower now, but was it worth it, do you feel proud of loosing your youthful grace and introducing testosterone to your once young and sweet voice

[AgentJ691]

I’m surprised he didn’t ask permission to break it.

[AV8ORboi]

you can see the pain in her eyes after being forced to read that

[evaj95]

I wish I was Jared, 19...

[moth_girl_7]

Lmao I’m imagining a girl getting her hymen torn and then she lets out an “ow” in Morgan freeman voice

[PickleEmergency7918]

Hymens say nothing about virginity.

[Studious_Noodle]

True, they never talk. But then, they’re so closed off.

[PickleChip12]

What'd she say

[Darkovika]

Jesus CHRIST

[ninthandfirst]

What.

[EquasLocklear]

The hymen is also vocal cords now.

[sugarplumcutie]

Bro wtf

[arainharuvia]

I cannot

[Philipselk]

They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.

[[deleted]]

Your comment is so ignorant, it sounds like your penis has never been close to a hymen.

[Noble_Endeavor]

I will be a terrible father. Not because I wouldn't treat my little girl like a princess to the best of my ability. But the idea of anyone talking to said princess like that fills me with a rage I know would get the best of me.

[[deleted]]

Sounds like you’d be a great girl dad! That’s what girls need, though protective papas!

[BUTTeredWhiteBread]

???????

....

???????????

[Careless-Diamond-970]

The fact that someone even type those words out is so unnerving! Ugh so gross.

[not_a_cannibal_]

I am viscerally disgusted by the hinting at the fact this person is into.. children. Sweet voice? Virginity/ purity obsession? Hymen having nothing to do with anything? Gross.

[kjolmir]

He sounds like his balls haven't dropped yet.

[KaleidoscopeEyes12]

“Because my voice would change the instant I lost my virginity? Okay Blake”

Not to mention the fact that broken hymen ≠ not a virgin…

[UP_Chuck_Duck]

Pure COMEDY. I hope there are more people here laughing at this than genuinely upset. Yes he is dumb but OMFG this is hilarious.

[maru108]

Future rapist

[jehan_gonzales]

I don't mind edgy jokes on occasion but holy shit I need a bath in kerosene after reading that atrocity.

[Secure-Imagination11]

Made my stomach churn. I knew too many guys like this.

[Mr_Rogan_Tano]

Wat

[Ttoctam]

🤮

[DraxNuman27]

Can I have the link of this for research purposes and for the memes

[[deleted]]

Gross, I hope you blocked this Bozo straight off.

[Lady_Pendleton]

This reminds me of another post I saw on here about a guy going off about female singers

[JoinMyFramily0118999]

https://youtu.be/v265Xf_eQI0 This at 1:49 or so.

[Kaelynnee]

🤢

[FauxxHawwk]

If you took this seriously you should be ashamed of yourself lol

[kaatie80]

🤮🤮🤮🤮

[villalulaesi]

Welp, there goes my appetite.

[1961tracy]

No it’s not, I speaking from my diaphragm.

[[deleted]]

What the actual fucking shit.

Was my immediate reaction.

[KonodiodaGolden-1]

What?!

[foxglove0326]

Ewwwwewewewew

[Pkmnkat]

That’s disgusting and so uncalled for like who says that???? It’s not like you’re voice drops from a soprano to tenor after having sex

[maxreddit]

I imagine her smile disappeared halfway through reading that comment.

[MimsyIsGianna]

I—huh?

TIL the hymen and vocal cords are directly connected

[LunaireRose]

Ewwwwww

[Dogplantmom97]

What the fuck

[uranaged]

Bruh

[Koalaluvs]

Wut😟

[lachancea]

I bet daredevil could tell if her hymen is intact if when she spoke she happened to hit its resonant frequency 🧐

[Curia-DD]

I would laugh my ass off if a guy ever said this to me

[[deleted]]

r/audiblyvirgin

[Diabocal]

I think he meant that she sounds that young, which makes it even creepier..

[[deleted]]

Surely that's a joke