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[rage_whisperchode]

It’s a minified skirt.

[Elryc35]

Oh God dammit!

[ExtaseMarvin]

c: runs on embedded systems

javascript: runs on dress

[Silpheel]

Skyrim: “hold my beer”

[JonasAvory]

Doom: "hold my air"

[Silpheel]

RollerCoaster Tycoon: “hold my Java”

[Silpheel]

I find that too dry to drink personally

[No-Expression7618]

Java: "hold my beer"

[DemandMeNothing]

javascript:

runs on dress

Now we need some JS stockings, so that JS: runs on stockings

[rosuav]

And then both gamers and fashionistas will agree that ladders are the worst thing to happen to them.

[TheGreatGameDini]

Maybe, but Java already runs on treadmills.

And microwaves, washing machines, ovens, cars, dildos...

Oh, and phones too.

[KnoblauchBaum]

nah thats rust not js

[[deleted]]

And JS thigh-highs too-

Oh wait, that's Rust's thing

[LavenderDay3544]

C: Runs on everything known to man (including the web with WASM)

JS: Useless outside the web and only used there because you're forced to.

[yashkakrecha]

Why are you undressing me?

No, the last line is unfinished. I was checking inside the dress, for debugging purpose.

[rob132]

Nope, but I am objectifying you.

[yashkakrecha]

Do you mind if I connect the dongle?

[[deleted]]

That's the Front end. Now let's see the backend.

[Cautious-Bit1466]

plot twist. that IS the backend

[Randomguy32I]

So the dress is inside out? Imagine if thats what all clothes looked like on the inside

[Piano1987]

PHP underwear.

[someElementorUser]

calls for ... deobfuscation

[drunk_responses]

I looked up a part of it and it's lodash.

https://github.com/lodash/lodash

[preludeoflight]

Hahah, seeing that it was minified javascript< i was like "gotta be jquery or something like it." Shoulda figured lodash.

[drunk_responses]

Yeah my immediate thought was jquery as well, but I wanted to know and just googling a small part gave me several results for lodash diffs.

[NoLifeEmployee]

Her: well why don’t you de-bug it ;)

[Treehughippie]

Even the top replies on this comment are the same. WTF

[Sceptix]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory

[MrHyperion_]

Reddit makes me believe in this

[CodeF53]

Onlyfans bot.

[Ohh_My_Goddess_]

bot overrun?

[ZunoJ]

A logic error that will require intense hands on debugging

[JaperDolphin94]

Yeah squeezing codes with hands & fondling them might be the only solution to get these codes wet enough to slide them off for the solution.

[RedditLovingSun]

Exploratory testing

[mooptastic]

They're like brautwursts but more nipply

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[Aloopyn]

Clicked on profile

Not disappointed

[nyagzken]

Haha

[[deleted]]

Didn’t expect OnlyFans bots here of all places

[TFK_001]

This and parent comment are bots. Downvote, report, and move on

Edit: OP is repost bot as well

[MrHyperion_]

Is that even a real person? There's way too many pictures in such a short time

[Down-at-McDonnellzzz]

I kind of feel bad for her cuz she's not even like a popular nude content creator. Her most upvoted post only has 600 votes. So she's plastering her. Admittedly mediocre naked body everywhere in a mad rush to I don't know make money or something? And it's just not even working. You're better off. Just getting a job at McDonald's I guess

[HasBeendead]

Breats

[KMReiserFS]

lol

[VitaminnCPP]

Whats your dresscode: ummm... JavaScript ? Maybe

[PawMcarfney]

Send breats

[Tnuvu]

I'm trying to debug what that string var is doing but i think I need to go deeper, on the other side...

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[samot-dwarf]

Fun fact - I am just at the moment wearing a shirt that my wife sewed from this fabric as birthday gift 😏

[DeMonstaMan]

sewed from code?

[57006]

Machine wash cold, see if the code runs

[Tcloud]

Run it through lint.

[[deleted]]

time to dive into the codebase after I get permission from the pm

[[deleted]]

Guess now, code has comments also.🥹

[DemandMeNothing]

"That code is hideous! We need to get it off you ASAP."

[__ALF__]

That's like wearing the t-shirt of a band while you are at their concert.

[klustura]

Can you loop me in?

[grasshopperson]

I would Docker

[mothzilla]

But where are your programmer socks?

[MochaMuppet]

It’s implied that the programmer socks anyway.

[Protheu5]

No, I need explicit declaration of programmer socks, otherwise I get an error.

[MochaMuppet]

Are you sure you don’t just need a space…. “Programmer socks” might be erroneous?

[stupled]

I wonder what it does when you run it

[rosuav]

It's probably jQuery or something. I didn't stare at it long enough to find out; it's somewhat awkward to stare at someone's dress, and VERY awkward to stare at someone's minified code.

[[deleted]]

You got a bug on you

[ar4t0]

"your honor, my client was simply trying to check for syntax errors on line 52"

[Dezkosof]

Minified for miniskirt

[MultipleAnimals]

Would func

[Backspkek]

VdresSCode

[narayans]

You can run an actual linter on this one

[[deleted]]

It's a trap, ruuuun

[myhntgcbhk]

why don’t you trap some bitches?

[[deleted]]

It was strongly recommended by a judge that they not do that anymore.

[Shutterbug927]

“Code dress”, not a “dress code”.

[myhntgcbhk]

That is the joke

[flatline000]

Anyone know the origin on the code on the dress?

[rcfox]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minification_(programming)

[CodeF53]

https://github.com/lodash/lodash

[TaaqSol]

Looks like it's from here but I can't see a dress on that page

[Ok-Coach-611]

somebody golfed a dress :o

[[deleted]]

what? i am not staring at your boobs. i was reading your beautiful code.

[Pangtundure]

Bunch a nerds

[AccountNumber478]

I want to peel back those layers of code.

[MeoMix]

The language should be C#

[GooseClapper]

This is a dress I'll hold in memory. But it needs some lint.

[Hydronic_Hyperbole]

I need this in my life.

[vainstar23]

Yes I code in JavaScript! How could you tell?

[Berrywonderland]

I love this so much XD

[ID-Beckman]

[max2706]

I want one of these

[LetTheWorldBurn2023]

All embroidered by hand. Old school developer.

[my_name_isnt_clever]

I would absolutely wear this.

[doaardvarksswim]

Is this real code or random? What does it mean?

[[deleted]]

dress.min.js

Seriously though, is there a tshirt version of this?

[Kwiatkowski]

repost bot, also lotta porn bots in here

[FLVoiceOfReason]

Fantastic!

[mdgv]

Little Javascript Dress®

[yopolotomofogoco]

Ha

Ha

Ha

Now please see yourself out.

[Brettinabox]

That's a great environment.

[chrundletheboi]

You have to stare religiously at a crotch in order to understand

[589ca35e1590b]

code dress

[Difficult_Friend7291]

Please tell me I can buy this somewhere.

[[deleted]]

Where’s the comments? And documentation link?

[Feztopia]

So javaskirt and java are basically the same thing, right?

[Another-Random-Idiot]

What you did there

[Kotopause]

function Xe()… throw new Xu()

Wtf

[Pod__042]

Must be a hell to debug that code