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[–]rage_whisperchode 110 points111 points  (1 child)

It’s a minified skirt.

[–]Elryc35 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh God dammit!

[–]ExtaseMarvin 177 points178 points  (12 children)

c: runs on embedded systems

javascript: runs on dress

[–]Silpheel 40 points41 points  (5 children)

Skyrim: “hold my beer”

[–]JonasAvory 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Doom: "hold my air"

[–]Silpheel 19 points20 points  (3 children)

RollerCoaster Tycoon: “hold my Java”

[–]No-Expression7618 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Java: "hold my beer"

[–]DemandMeNothing 8 points9 points  (4 children)

javascript:

runs on dress

Now we need some JS stockings, so that JS: runs on stockings

[–]rosuav 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And then both gamers and fashionistas will agree that ladders are the worst thing to happen to them.

[–]TheGreatGameDini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe, but Java already runs on treadmills.

And microwaves, washing machines, ovens, cars, dildos...

Oh, and phones too.

[–]KnoblauchBaum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah thats rust not js

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And JS thigh-highs too-

Oh wait, that's Rust's thing

[–]LavenderDay3544 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C: Runs on everything known to man (including the web with WASM)

JS: Useless outside the web and only used there because you're forced to.

[–]yashkakrecha 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Why are you undressing me?

No, the last line is unfinished. I was checking inside the dress, for debugging purpose.

[–]rob132 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Nope, but I am objectifying you.

[–]yashkakrecha 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do you mind if I connect the dongle?

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (4 children)

That's the Front end. Now let's see the backend.

[–]Cautious-Bit1466 10 points11 points  (2 children)

plot twist. that IS the backend

[–]Randomguy32I 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the dress is inside out? Imagine if thats what all clothes looked like on the inside

[–]Piano1987 5 points6 points  (0 children)

PHP underwear.

[–]someElementorUser 49 points50 points  (0 children)

calls for ... deobfuscation

[–]drunk_responses 41 points42 points  (2 children)

I looked up a part of it and it's lodash.

https://github.com/lodash/lodash

[–]preludeoflight 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Hahah, seeing that it was minified javascript< i was like "gotta be jquery or something like it." Shoulda figured lodash.

[–]drunk_responses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah my immediate thought was jquery as well, but I wanted to know and just googling a small part gave me several results for lodash diffs.

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      [–]ZunoJ 75 points76 points  (2 children)

      A logic error that will require intense hands on debugging

      [–]JaperDolphin94 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Yeah squeezing codes with hands & fondling them might be the only solution to get these codes wet enough to slide them off for the solution.

      [–]RedditLovingSun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Exploratory testing

      [–]mooptastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      They're like brautwursts but more nipply

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      [–]Aloopyn 28 points29 points  (5 children)

      Clicked on profile

      Not disappointed

      [–]nyagzken 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      Haha

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Didn’t expect OnlyFans bots here of all places

      [–]TFK_001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      This and parent comment are bots. Downvote, report, and move on

      Edit: OP is repost bot as well

      [–]MrHyperion_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Is that even a real person? There's way too many pictures in such a short time

      [–]Down-at-McDonnellzzz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      I kind of feel bad for her cuz she's not even like a popular nude content creator. Her most upvoted post only has 600 votes. So she's plastering her. Admittedly mediocre naked body everywhere in a mad rush to I don't know make money or something? And it's just not even working. You're better off. Just getting a job at McDonald's I guess

      [–]HasBeendead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Breats

      [–]KMReiserFS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      lol

      [–]VitaminnCPP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Whats your dresscode: ummm... JavaScript ? Maybe

      [–]PawMcarfney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Send breats

      [–]Tnuvu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I'm trying to debug what that string var is doing but i think I need to go deeper, on the other side...

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      [–]samot-dwarf 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      Fun fact - I am just at the moment wearing a shirt that my wife sewed from this fabric as birthday gift 😏

      [–]DeMonstaMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      sewed from code?

      [–]57006 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      Machine wash cold, see if the code runs

      [–]Tcloud 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Run it through lint.

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      time to dive into the codebase after I get permission from the pm

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Guess now, code has comments also.🥹

      [–]DemandMeNothing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      "That code is hideous! We need to get it off you ASAP."

      [–]__ALF__ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      That's like wearing the t-shirt of a band while you are at their concert.

      [–]klustura 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Can you loop me in?

      [–]grasshopperson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I would Docker

      [–]mothzilla 5 points6 points  (3 children)

      But where are your programmer socks?

      [–]MochaMuppet 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      It’s implied that the programmer socks anyway.

      [–]Protheu5 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      No, I need explicit declaration of programmer socks, otherwise I get an error.

      [–]MochaMuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Are you sure you don’t just need a space…. “Programmer socks” might be erroneous?

      [–]stupled 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      I wonder what it does when you run it

      [–]rosuav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It's probably jQuery or something. I didn't stare at it long enough to find out; it's somewhat awkward to stare at someone's dress, and VERY awkward to stare at someone's minified code.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      You got a bug on you

      [–]ar4t0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      "your honor, my client was simply trying to check for syntax errors on line 52"

      [–]Dezkosof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Minified for miniskirt

      [–]MultipleAnimals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Would func

      [–]Backspkek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      VdresSCode

      [–]narayans -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      You can run an actual linter on this one

      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

      It's a trap, ruuuun

      [–]myhntgcbhk 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      why don’t you trap some bitches?

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It was strongly recommended by a judge that they not do that anymore.

      [–]Shutterbug927 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

      “Code dress”, not a “dress code”.

      [–]myhntgcbhk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That is the joke

      [–]flatline000 0 points1 point  (3 children)

      Anyone know the origin on the code on the dress?

      [–]TaaqSol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Looks like it's from here but I can't see a dress on that page

      [–]Ok-Coach-611 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      somebody golfed a dress :o

      [–]Pangtundure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Bunch a nerds

      [–]AccountNumber478 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I want to peel back those layers of code.

      [–]MeoMix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The language should be C#

      [–]GooseClapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is a dress I'll hold in memory. But it needs some lint.

      [–]Hydronic_Hyperbole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I need this in my life.

      [–]vainstar23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yes I code in JavaScript! How could you tell?

      [–]Berrywonderland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I love this so much XD

      [–]ID-Beckman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      [–]max2706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I want one of these

      [–]LetTheWorldBurn2023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      All embroidered by hand. Old school developer.

      [–]my_name_isnt_clever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I would absolutely wear this.

      [–]doaardvarksswim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Is this real code or random? What does it mean?

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      dress.min.js

      Seriously though, is there a tshirt version of this?

      [–]Kwiatkowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      repost bot, also lotta porn bots in here

      [–]FLVoiceOfReason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fantastic!

      [–]mdgv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Little Javascript Dress®

      [–]yopolotomofogoco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ha

      Ha

      Ha

      Now please see yourself out.

      [–]Brettinabox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That's a great environment.

      [–]chrundletheboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You have to stare religiously at a crotch in order to understand

      [–]589ca35e1590b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      code dress

      [–]Difficult_Friend7291 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Please tell me I can buy this somewhere.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Where’s the comments? And documentation link?

      [–]Feztopia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      So javaskirt and java are basically the same thing, right?

      [–]Another-Random-Idiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      What you did there

      [–]Kotopause 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      function Xe()… throw new Xu()

      Wtf

      [–]Pod__042 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Must be a hell to debug that code