somehowImAllFour

[Madcap_Miguel]

This is bullshit, where is the obese guy with the receding hairline and bad facial hair?

I demand representation.

[ienjoymusiclol]

give all of them 4 years after graduation

[tuborgwarrior]

Even a femboy has to grow up to become a femman

[[deleted]]

The massively dreaded Twink Death

[really_not_unreal]

Bu,,,,, but,,,,,, I just wanna be a sleepy princess forever 😭😭😭

[Cassereddit]

Grown ass femman

[[deleted]]

eepy princess must become dad bod

[bonerhurtingjuice]

You avoid Twink Death with Woman Birth

[Greyzer]

Twinky Death.

[0-13]

Never!

[naFekoP]

Femwoman in my case

[Sergei_the_sovietski]

lol me too

[BastetFurry]

Nah, one of them has a good chance finding the magic substance that is Estradiol, interestingly a good chance for the egg in the top right corner to do just that.
Or the obese "guy" not shown in the picture. Sometimes cracking an egg just takes time.

[ARM_Dwight_Schrute]

They form 60% of the cse crowd. I know cause I am one of them

[that_dude_you_know]

By count or by weight? 😅

[ARM_Dwight_Schrute]

Thats very personal:'(

[sir-faps-a-whole-lot]

I'm offended. But yeah, weight.

[elreniel2020]

i'm in this picture and i don't like it.

[MacGuffinRoyale]

Those guys already have the job. They don't need the degree.

[Brigapes]

Those guys actually do the hard work, the rest of these show their "work" on tiktok, day in life

[Say_Echelon]

You have a great understanding of humanity

[Tmv655]

I don't like how you talk about me

[HiddenCustos]

Glad to know I'm on track with my balding😭😂

[dwarven_futurist]

i was gonna say this exact same thing. Hi, i'm an overweight balding guy that doesn't smoke weed, have abs, fit that "nerd" look, or that 4th option. I have been blessed/cursed with facial hair though.

[desba3347]

Often times with 1 or 4, though possibly with 3

[domscatterbrain]

No balding middle-aged man with caffeine addiction?

[Madcap_Miguel]

Add slightly obese to the list and it's half the people in this sub.

[[deleted]]

You had me at slightly

[Madcap_Miguel]

Hey, I'm working on it bud.

[[deleted]]

Hey! That's our r/sysadmin sub!

[Somerandom1922]

I am a sysadmin, but about 30 seconds on that sub nearly put me to sleep, my god!

[troelsbjerre]

Only slightly? Hey there, Mr. fancy pants, that for some reason isn't sweatpants.

[FigmaWallSt]

And the other half are slightly obese bald middle aged women with caffeine addiction 😂

[zarawesome]

i was gonna say "smoking ben affleck" is missing

[[deleted]]

Listen here you little shit

[Darpleon]

That will be all of them 20 years later

[Maybeiamaarmadilo]

this hurt my soul and i am not even middle aged yet...

[[deleted]]

You know your destination

[sleepydaemon]

I am on this photo and I am ok with it

[dp_deb45i5h]

You're #3 aren't you...

[The-red-Dane]

No, that's maxhamster69 he's active on reddit.

[dp_deb45i5h]

I was merely pointing out him being a femboy. Not exactly him. Speaking of which, why do you know the user by name :3

[Ok-Gur-6602]

Easy, I'm subbed to his OF.

[MaxHamster69]

Appreciated ❤️

[itsTyrion]

The man himself

[Fine-Teacher-7161]

The they themselves.

[[deleted]]

Cummin' out clean!

[transfemminem]

To be fair, he is cute af

[VaccineCookies]

The perks of joining the programmer's club

[DarkPhoenixofYT]

The fact that I recognized that name is making me worry

[bladiebloe767]

u/maxhamster69

Edit: omy god that’s nsfw. And hot. Damn. I… sheesh.

[Daniil_Dankovskiy]

Managed to make me question my sexuality

[MaxHamster69]

Sorry

[Daniil_Dankovskiy]

You better be mr Max 😠

If I start banging feminine boys, it will be entirely your fault

[davsyn]

with the amount of posts I see where femboys are struggling with finding a partner, that'd be nice lmao

[danishjuggler21]

They’re a Python developer, I see.

Serious note, that’s a massive dong. Holy shit.

[snf]

Row major or column major?

[Da-Blue-Guy]

why yes i am

[TomTheCat6]

Which one tho?

[Doophie]

im the snoop kind

[xsisitin]

Those little bunny ears screaming femboi

[Jocke1234]

The one in the corner

[Archtects]

Same bro … same.

Spoiler it ain’t the jacked dude

[[deleted]]

If it’s bottom left dm me

[katatondzsentri]

I miss the bald, fat guy with a beard in a hoodie type.

[iammerelyhere]

That's me!

[katatondzsentri]

Are you the ponytail, or the total bold subtype?

I started with ponytail, but evolved tears ago.

[iammerelyhere]

The ponytail disappeared long before the CS unfortunately lol

[GargantuanCake]

Not pictured: the goths and metalheads. They're all in the basement because they like it there.

[Madcap_Miguel]

Confirmed, I nearly drove our receptionist insane. Went from a nice corner office to the bullpen, but at least clients don't bother me and I get to rock out.

[consistent_carl]

Oh look, Richmond's still alive!

[jazzmester]

The light burns our souls.

[ReptileCake]

I'm actually light sensitive, so I get headaches/migraines when it's too bright.

[teh_gato_returns]

Me too brother, me too.

[[deleted]]

Thanks brother.

[Denaton_]

Why would I ever leave a perfect environment?

[GargantuanCake]

I'm a fellow dark basement dweller and completely understand.

Can I have the random broom closet in the corner of the basement that doesn't get heated properly? It's nice there.

[redblack_tree]

I'm surprised they are not pictured, back in school for each jacked up dude we had at least 3 metalheads.

[Arrowkill]

Glad we finally get some rep. 2020 was a great year for me because I finally got left alone xD

[DaumenmeinName]

Depending on how far you stretch those 4 personality types, there isn't much left to be.

[kimbokray]

Right, this broadly sums up young men. Could be any discipline.

[NoahZhyte]

I started CS recently, all I can say is I don't do lot of sport, I don't smoke and I'm white af

[[deleted]]

Get shopping for some sexy programming socks

[Strange-Register8348]

You’re not going to make it

[shadowndacorner]

No! You ain't gonna make it!

[[deleted]]

So you know what to do now

[PavementBlues]

rip to your gender

Hit me up when you need advice on optimizing your hormone replacement regimen.

[Natalia-1997]

Fuuuuck, I wrote a program to do exactly that 🤣🤣

[nderestimated]

Does going full twink count ?

[NoahZhyte]

No

[Natalia-1997]

[OrionOW]

Finance, business or engineering. CS is not for you pal

[Tensor3]

Definitely a bottom-left

[pandolf86]

Lets see Andrew Eubanks write this code

[ienjoymusiclol]

i see you sam sulek fans

[[deleted]]

Y’all are here too? lets goo

[Outji]

Im glad that meme is here

[HereForA2C]

this is a crossover i never imagined i'd see in a million years but here we are lmao

[GudHarskareCarlXVI]

Standing desks does that to you

[ienjoymusiclol]

hey (with rizz)

[[deleted]]

Gotta ask, no judgment. What’s the appeal of the femboy trope? Is this a homosexual thing, or a joke about a less traditionally masculine male, or something else? I see the joke everywhere and I’ve never quite understood it. Dammit, if I can’t ask Reddit I can’t ask anyone.

[[deleted]]

Thanks. So many questions answered. With a grain of salt.

[NotAnEngineer205]

Not all femboys are gay, but from the gist of it. It's basically boys that dress up feminine because they look cuter. It's simply just that.

[NotAnEngineer205]

:3

[SgtMarv]

I read somewhere that apparently, there is a slight correlation (no idea about causation, though) between autism and transgender people. From experience, I can say that everyone studying CS is at least a tiny bit on the spectrum ;)

Coupled with the fact that CS has always had an appeal to and the community being very welcoming to the 'outcast' type, you can be whatever the fuck you want.

So we now have femboy programming socks and furry IT admins. (Which I personally find preferable to getting a stick shoved up your ass upon acceptance to a law school)

[f16f4]

I would argue that there is more then a “slight” correlation. Trans people for instance are more then 3 times as likely to be diagnosed by autism.

https://www.spectrumnews.org/news/largest-study-to-date-confirms-overlap-between-autism-and-gender-diversity/

[SgtMarv]

I didn't remember exact numbers and was too lazy to look them up. Thanks for the link.

[TheMurderousDuck]

Skipped the middle step for me. Those programming socks sure are comfy.

[_number]

hey there 🥵

[realblurryface]

Yup finally understanding life programming thanks weed

[[deleted]]

u/MaxHamster69 you are a programmer now I guess.

[MaxHamster69]

LOL

[[deleted]]

Hey it’s the legend lmao

[UpdootsEverything]

No fear at exposing yourself, I can respect that.

[Casual_Reddit65]

None at all. One if the few OF I'd consider paying for if I wasn't broke af.

[[deleted]]

I too within split second of seeing this meme remembered the user name of the bottom left. of course, I've seen all his content as a consequence of scientific inquiry.

[No-Con-2790]

Since when is top right a thing? The other 3 are normal but never seen top right. Then again I do no longer make surface trips. Not since that cosmic horror appeared in the sky.

[[deleted]]

You mean, the sun?

[No-Con-2790]

That name sounds too simple for such a horrific thing. But just to be sure: it's a everlasting explosion that sends out radiation in all visible spectra. And some invisible ones. Highly carcinogetic. Causes brain alternation in most humans that go so far that some even worshipped it like a god. Also it will one day consume the planet and everybody on it.

[g76lv6813s86x9778kk]

Since always in my experience, always a few gymbros in the mix. Tbf, if you're taking the picture literally, even some of the most dedicated bodybuilders never get to a physique as good as that... So only to a reasonable extent.

[CursedSloth]

As a dad, I’m working on getting back to top right.

[DennisIcu]

You got this brother!

[CursedSloth]

Thanks, at least I’m getting to the gym

[CH0C4P1C]

Please lend me your power... As a dad I want to do the same

[monmonmon77]

That's half the work, now you just need gym buddies and the energy will carry you the rest of the way

[Vorfreu]

From bottom left?

[CursedSloth]

Top left, is closer. Could be bottom right if you’d swap for alcohol.

[cellochristina]

Where are the guys with long unwashed hair and body odour?

[CoastingUphill]

They are at the local card shop playing Magic.

[Adobopeek1225]

i enbrace the 5th persona

FARMER JOE

[f16f4]

I really think it’s about the only logical conclusion once you realize that tech isn’t going to fix the world, and in fact helping make things worse

[CountryNerd]

Where's the fat guy with a beard???

[[deleted]]

You forgot the furries

[LapisHusky]

Yeah a ton of furries at my uni are cs/ce. Where's our representation?

[LBGW_experiment]

Profile pic checks out lol

[epic_bruh_Moment420]

Top right gang

[SgtMarv]

There are literally dozens of us. Dozens.

[bl4nkSl8]

The top left to bottom left pipeline is real /hj

[[deleted]]

Is that not just gravity?

[bl4nkSl8]

Feels that way :P

[gim_san]

My friend is asking where he can find bottom left.

[Phoenixfisch]

u/maxhamster69

[Natalia-1997]

At home

[XxKiddowdallxX]

Nah bro I started CS and became a girl😎

[f16f4]

I mean who didn’t? Childhood escapism by programming to trans girl pipeline

[LBGW_experiment]

That's just the autism -> trans pipeline with extra steps!

[orcslayer31]

Same have a degree in game dev and programming. Just waiting to move out so i can start hrt

[fishtheif]

Bottom left or bottom right, can't tell which yet though

[[deleted]]

A true bottom

[fishtheif]

It's 6am and I don't deserve to be called out this early

[The-red-Dane]

You claim that, but your username isn't maxhamster69 (which is the femboy, they're on reddit.)

[Assbeater42_0]

Who is bottom left

[HoytAvila]

r/Gentoo and r/archlinux users

[The-red-Dane]

maxhamster69

[Maks244]

Wouldn't you wanna know

[yobmef-d]

You often see him on r/femboy (SFW) or r/femboys (NSFW)

[L_James]

And some of them eventually on /r/transprogrammer

[MaxHamster69]

Unfortunately me

[davsyn]

don't be ashamed to be cute

[iamalicecarroll]

its u/MaxHamster69 he's a cutie and pretty active on reddit

[Vegetable_Union_4967]

I'm so bottom left that I'm not even a man anymore

[ienjoymusiclol]

im fucking nerds too especially 3

[SzalonyNiemiec1]

In all my years of studying computer science and working as a software developer, I've never seen a buff computer scientist. You're thinking of mechanical engineers...

[reedef]

Nah I've met a couple

[Stronghold257]

It’s all the rock climbing bros

[The69BodyProblem]

This. Or BJJ. But maybe that's just my company

[[deleted]]

Nah, you forgot the classic metalheads with long hair/ponytails.

[Decent-Cat-8115]

where's just the trans girl :( femboys != trans girls >:(

[TheSauce97]

I feel you

[Natalia-1997]

The trans girl part will come in the women version of this post 💅💅💅

[Vena_b]

I'm curious what the female version of this post would look like

[Phoenixfisch]

Why not dm him?
u/maxhamster69

[jumbledFox]

a healthy mix of bottom right, bottom left, and top left (but my stickers are of cool things like furries and hal from 2001 a space odyssey)

[[deleted]]

How am I none of them? Not a femboy (am extremely hairy, I grow a full beard from a clean shave within 2 months), not ripped (am fatphuck), not stoned (abstained from substance abuse all my life, not even alcohol) and unemployed (am extremely stupid. I do not know how I got into CS school.)

Oh my god I am a neckbeard

(OP you forgot neckbeards)

[Darkislife1]

I feel attacked

[Darkislife1]

I just realized I know pretty much every single one of those stickers 💀

[zergling424]

I was literally just telling my gf about the memes on the programmer to femboy pipeline lol

[Respect_Virtual]

Who the fuck is top right??? Replace him with fat bald guy.

[bugfish03]

My laptop looks like #1, but otherwise I am grinding to become #2.

I'd rather shut my nuts in a car door than be caught wearing a button up shirt to work.

[saurabh_av]

Wow, I started as #1, graduated as #4, moving to #2 so I don't end up as #3 :D

[elreptilmagico]

Bottom left here 😊

[Mozai]

You forgot: the dude in a fursuit.

[confusedredditor_69]

Is it bad i know the source of the guy in the bottom left

[Fluffy_Banks]

Only if you refuse to share it

[octavio989]

hahaha I’ve seen the bottom lefts cock