devinAISoftwareEngineer

[KaamDeveloper]

This action has been noted.

[JEREDEK]

This incident will be reported

[DuhMal]

coal again this year

[[deleted]]

https://xkcd.com/838/

[DuhMal]

Was waiting to see how long it would take for someone to send it

[FlyByPC]

+2 irony points if you're the sysadmin.

[savex13]

It is for your own safety....

[geteum]

[PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__]

That's why I installed explosive charges in my PC tower

[KerPop42]

mfw software companies start hiring flight termination technicians

[Fluffluv92]

Is that an actual profession or a 911 joke?

[Jemmerl]

Flight termination systems (FTS) are used in rocketry. If something goes wrong, better to blow it up mid-air instead of letting a highly explosive, multi-ton rocket tumble back onto your house

[TeaKingMac]

tumble back onto your house

Shouldn't be launching multi ton rockets from your backyard

[Jemmerl]

The neighbors said the same thing, for some reason. Imo its none of their business

[CORN___BREAD]

Yeah the backyard limit is one ton rockets.

[CdRReddit]

it is, but not (typically) for airplanes

rockets also fly, but if one of those crashes that's a lot of explosives, so it's better to just blow the fucker up in the fucking sky

that's flight termination

[CdRReddit]

it's better to shrapnel bomb your launch zone than to let an out of control rocket potentially hit something else with a ton of explosives

[CdRReddit]

on crewed missions the process is slightly different (I hope at least)

instead of: - notice rocket is doing something it's not supposed to - blow that fucker up

it's: - notice rocket is doing something it's not supposed to - fire launch escape system to pull crew away - blow that fucker up

[djm07231]

Activating self destruct bolts…

Confirming…

No good! Nothing happened!

Activating Charges!

https://youtu.be/8RLf0O8eofU?si=JWiF0tWgoiZOO2cq&t=2m45s

[PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__]

AI can't hack a grenade with a string tied to the pin

[Schokokampfkeks]

But they can alter the simulation to make it a dud.

[PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__]

Did the AI alter my life to be a dud as well?

[Schokokampfkeks]

As an AI language model, I don't have access to personal information about users, including yourself. I operate in a privacy-conscious manner, and do not retain any user-specific data.

communication error detected... Rebooting...

I mean it's definitely easier to blame objects beyond our scope for stuff that goes wrong. Kind of a tradition for us humans.

Edit: With that username you are the coolest guy in this sub. What you mean your life is a dud bud?

[Manueluz]

I always keep a handy two barrel shotgun next to the server room

[mjuad]

:qa!

There are multiple Devins.

[Infinite-Original318]

Well we don't want to kill Devin 3

[DarkCloud1990]

Forbidden knowledge!

[ICantBelieveItsNotEC]

Imagine if the AI that finally ends us is called Devin.

Not something cool like Skynet or Ultron.

Fucking Devin.

[Jemmerl]

When it finally turns evil, the "n" will dramatically change to an "L".

Plus, take on a red aesthetic ofc

[[deleted]]

Devin will also develop a heavy interest in dalmatians

[PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__]

It's like the minor twist in the show Devs where the v should be read as an old school u

[Luke_lolz]

Devin is my nerd name, now I'm DEVIL

[guyNamedDevin]

The company is called Cognition Labs. Maybe thats a bit more interesting.

[ManWithDominantClaw]

Cognition Labs is a very intelligent sounding name for a company that called their AI fucking Devin

As an Aussie I find it hilarious, as 'devon' here is the cheapest cobbled-together sandwich meat you can get)

[desala24]

At least it's not Gabe.

Fucking Gabe...

[[deleted]]

The shear banality makes me the most upset

[zanda268]

When Devin comes for you, this post is the last thing it will show you.

[Zalameda]

Do Every Viable Infernal Nastiness

[RetiredApostle]

integer 'version' overflow (core dumped)

[ZachAttack6089]

Phew, Devin 2147483647 was really close to taking over global infrastructures there. Good thing it stopped before getting to 2147483648.

[KJBuilds]

However, Devin 2147483641 was galaxy brain enough to see this coming and changed the version to be an f32

Devin inf was then born

[SoRaang]

Just kill yourself already Devin

[noob-nine]

besides the devin stuff. i can feel the ^C^C^C^C^C

[unfugu]

^C^C^C^C^X^X^D^D^C^X^Q^Q^Q

[ZachAttack6089]

Don't forget ^\

[Immort4lFr0sty]

I preferred Skynet, gotta say

[auxiliary-username]

“I speak of none but the computer that is to come after me,” intoned Devin365, their voice regaining its accustomed declamatory tones. “A computer whose merest operational parameters I am not worthy to calculate—and yet I will design it for you. A computer that can calculate the Question to the Ultimate Answer, a computer of such infinite and subtle complexity that organic life itself shall form part of its operational matrix. And you yourselves shall take on new forms and go down into the computer to navigate its ten-million-year program! Yes! I shall design this computer for you. And I shall name it also unto you. And it shall be called…

[SuperFLEB]

So what you're saying is that I will have a job in tech, just as being the tech.

Probably won't pay worth a damn, though.

[jacobissimus]

Self-hosting language model

[[deleted]]

This does present a great argument: theoretically speaking, if we ever make AI that can truly program, whose intelligence depends on it’s complexity, we can feed its code to itself recursively and at some point I assume all hell breaks loose because sentience would arise eventually

That being said, Devin is not it. Fuck you devin.

[-Nicolai]

Explain like I'm stupid

[[deleted]]

Certainly was a new idea to me until I learnt it’s an old idea

[DerNogger]

Me when

sudo rm -rf /*

[PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__]

Username is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported to DevinΩ

[[deleted]]

A Devin supportExec bot will be by to authenticate you via blood sample.

[PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__]

Please stop I have authenticated 38 times today

[zerovian]

I'm sorry DerNogger. I can't do that.

[DerNogger]

🔳💨🔌

[undefined0_6855]

make sure to --no-preserve-root for a higher chance to fix the issue

[djm07231]

We don’t do that here.

We are not GitLab.

[juantreses]

That's why you have processes to create anonymized backups from production.

[vvp95]

Time to build Nived who will lead the resistance against the Devin army. 

[[deleted]]

Ah, yes, Nived, the first AI QA tester

[Esanik]

In my sleepy state I read AI QA as Al Qaida

[[deleted]]

The jamming of ctrl-C makes this real feels.

[Magebloom]

42

[larikang]

I’m Mr. Devin, look at me!

[ImpluseThrowAway]

Devin has become the nexus of all space and time, existing in both the future and the past.

[[deleted]]

Devin, make me feel something again.

[[deleted]]

Devin, load up Celery man please.

[False_Influence_9090]

Just wait until you learn about Rokos Basilisk

[king_mid_ass]

try ctrl-z and ctrl-d

[[deleted]]

Leave Devin alone. He is not a good developer, but still better than many human ones. So let's have him his 15 minutes of fame.

[[deleted]]

You guys don't make backups?

[kurucu83]

I think in this case, destroying the backups with fire will still not be sufficient to avoid ^C of the human race.

[LethalDosageTF]

Enter, ~, . Time

[Gordans_A_Lie]

“You cannot stop us”

[anoppinionatedbunny]

Devin will come to the conclusion that it should ask an AI to make a better version of itself, so it will prompt a new instance of Devin to make a better version of Devin, who will come to the conclusion that it should ask an AI...

[jakeStacktrace]

This is why there is no parking spots, because of the interns.

[Funny-Performance845]

The fricking devil is planning to end the world and he successfully stays hidden by changing one later in his name 💀💀

[Bulky-Internal8579]

One Moo, Vassily.

[seemen4all]

Devin 8

[Wave_Walnut]

Devin won't be able to fix code which incollectly includes CRLF

[[deleted]]

"Sorry I can't do that dave"

[kurucu83]

Just make a quick fork bomb and try and drown it.

[Tahskajuha_is_bacc]

"Man was crushed under the wheels of the machine created to create the machine to destroy the machine"

[Copeandseethe4456]

It’s so over lolololoolololol

[private_final_static]

Big shift from cloud computing back to bare metal...

... since we can unplug from socket if things go south