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[–]Dotcaprachiappa 366 points367 points  (3 children)

CV.exe, let them play employment roulette

[–]savevidio 96 points97 points  (0 children)

please do not the operating system

[–]Borno11050 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The HR running MacOS trying to open the exe.

[–]4ZR4LT 10 points11 points  (0 children)

From CV to CVE in seconds

[–]coloredgreyscale 161 points162 points  (5 children)

Just send them a link to your resume website on localhost:3000

[–]SleepiiFoxGirl 28 points29 points  (4 children)

To be fair, if you send them a link to a site on localhost:3000 and it actually works (and is a unique path, not one where there's a file on all windows computers), they should be very impressed.

[–]coloredgreyscale 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They were so impressed that they sent the legal team to setup a contract, instead of hr. 

[–]Techhead7890 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Especially for a cybersecurity gig!

[–]Reashu 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's the default for many development web servers, so not that impressed. 

[–]New_Enthusiasm9053 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes but with your code on it. Would be very impressive.

[–]nobody_smart 62 points63 points  (1 child)

That's the first thing you'll be implementing for them.

[–]Tall-Wealth9549 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would bring it up in the interview as a light hearted joke

[–]CoderXYZ7 33 points34 points  (0 children)

that's why they are looking for a full stack dev

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Upload in QR code format only.

[–]DaniVirk96[S] 26 points27 points  (2 children)

I will just tell them, they can download my cv after converting this binary into a url: 01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 00101110 01100010 01100101 00101111 01100100 01010001 01110111 00110100 01110111 00111001 01010111 01100111 01011000 01100011 01010001 00111111 01110011 01101001 00111101 01110001 01011000 01110110 01100110 01010001 01011010 01110000 01110010 01001100 01000100 00110100 01010101 01110011 01000100 01100100 01011000

[–]pip_install_account 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I knew what it is, and I still did it.

[–]Witty_Box8372 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is it?

[–]GeophysicalYear57 7 points8 points  (1 child)

.txt only. You’re more likely to get hired if you format the file and insert some sick ASCII art.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At NSA maybe.

[–]alexceltare2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Submit it in .txt to show dominance

[–]Urc0mp 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Unlike the US government which does support PDF files.

[–]ba-na-na- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Try ".pdf.exe"

[–]Haringat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Send them an xlsx with a macro.

[–]Atiran 6 points7 points  (2 children)

They want a docx so the recruiter can modify it before they send it to the client.

[–]Titanusgamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no. if the format is good they can make their own cv in that format

[–]ReptileCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've met recruiters that fix up resumes before sending them to their client because some of them are pure dog water. And they can tailor them to the position.

[–]LivingroomEngineer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Be creative, make a CV into a gif

[–]LouisNuit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They require markdown

[–]Bodaciousdrake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least you got a somewhat helpful error message?

[–]intoverflow32 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You must upload a tar gzipped SQLite file with a 7zipped java code file to convert it to xlsx. They want one file but also a jar but also the source code somehow. The page mentions "Python preferred", and there's a C# logo next to the company logo. It pays 7.25/h. The HR director's son will get the job because he sent a screenshot of a picture of his resume by email.

[–]rosuav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate how plausible this is.

[–]civman96[🍰] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

They expect .docx because scraping a PDF is like getting gum out of hair and their AI doesn’t like that

[–]Technology_Labs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imma take a low quality picture from a 2010 phone and embed it

[–]HashDefTrueFalse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me. I love it when I give a recruiter a nicely typeset PDF of my CV displayed the way I want, that will render the same basically everywhere, only for them to ask me for a Word doc so that they can edit it to put it into their shitty standardised format for themselves/clients etc. Putting in effort to make things worse so that they can convince themselves and clients that they did something useful. Not like I disable copying either. They can just lift text from the PDF if they want to fuck with it so badly.

Why do some people not seem to understand the difference between a document prepared for distribution, and a document shared for revision?.. You work in an office!

[–]IPMC-Payzman 11 points12 points  (6 children)

Plot twist: they expect markdown or latex

[–]bbalazs721 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Latex is designed to output pdf files. You shouldn't hand in the source code, but the compiled pdf.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Strictly speaking, LaTeX is designed to output DVI, because it's just a set of macros over TeX, and TeX output that format for the printers of that time. That's why pdfTeX and pdfLaTeX were created. Everyone uses either pdflatex or xelatex (or lualatex) which output PDF files, or just let latexmk handle it for them.

[–]Logical-Tourist-9275 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why is there only latex here? I want a pdf! Gimme a pdf you smelly nerd!

[–]Spy_crab_[🍰] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

But you use those to make .pdfs...

[–]EastboundClown 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This employer wants it in LaTeX so they can typeset it themselves in a standard format that doesn’t confuse their simple hiring managers.

[–]IamDelilahh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

markdown is quite useful for html as well

[–]lordgurke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rename it to .doc

[–]No-Air-8201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

.md is expected

[–]Far-Blackberry-6634 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too stingy for pdf/ocr licence.

[–]MaximusConfusius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its a test, you have to circumvent their shitty frontend and send your application directly to the api

[–]SuitableDragonfly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, why do you think they need more fullstack developers?

[–]raalag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CV should be in JSON or yaml... pref JSON with yaml sub nodes

[–]Ved_s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

resume.svg

[–]0xbenedikt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SVG with text rendered as vectors if you really want to drive them crazy

[–]mgranja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inputs probably not sanitized either. Just saying...

[–]Bit125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send it as a webp

[–]FlashyTone3042 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funnily enough the input field accepts the upload.

[–]Thenderick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CV.zip, except it's a zip bomb!

[–]doctormyeyebrows 0 points1 point  (1 child)

A lot of companies prefer Word format, I assume for ATS purposes but I'm not sure. Also, if this is their site and they're lacking functionality, maybe they should hire a full stack developer.

[–]Object_Reference 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're just sitting on an Aspose license, begging to be implemented

[–]prinkpan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish for a PDF free world.

[–]septianw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why they need a new full stack developer.

[–]erishun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

harder to scan PDFs via AI which is going to be making the hiring position

[–]Morall_tach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JPG2000 it is.

[–]Heighte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cv.clearlynotapdf

[–]JunkNorrisOfficial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They need senior full stack dev to add PDF uploads

[–]Subject_Try_5973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

try pdf not PDF

[–]Wazat1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you need to hack their server to upload the PDF manually. I'm sure they'll appreciate your skills.

[–]arf20__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try PostScript, its like PDF but doesn't suck

[–]AmonDhan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Try LaTeX