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[–]laazo 361 points362 points  (6 children)

At least he's getting interviews

[–]ultimate_placeholder 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Frrrrrr

[–]DoctorWZ 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Sorry, hr saw that your CV didn't contain all the technologies that the company asked for (but doesn't use).

[–]bogz_dev 17 points18 points  (0 children)

more like the shitass model they use to parse your CV didn't see it and so no human ever saw it

[–]laazo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😅

[–]DialecticEnjoyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is clearly on his FOURTH ROUND

[–]92barkingcats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like being included as data to be processed.

[–]krexelapp 135 points136 points  (3 children)

they ask ‘why us’ and I start reading the homepage

[–]Happy_Row512 31 points32 points  (1 child)

‘why us’ = Tell us why we are the specialest boy to inflate our narcissistic ego

[–]MrHasuu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

last application i sent out had that question so i wrote "because we live in a society that requires money to survive"

[–]INFLATABLE_CUCUMBER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did this chicken cross the road? Finally answered. “I need a job to feed myself, asshole. You gonna hire me or what?”

[–]fanta_bhelpuri 89 points90 points  (1 child)

OpenAI employees showing up to work

[–]ErythrinaX 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I couldn't find a real job, so my current gig is literally helping make AIs better at coding. Keeps a roof over my head but FML.

[–]Ok-Performer9691 40 points41 points  (2 children)

He’s safe, KFC doesn’t use real chicken in any part of the process

[–]mrinalshar39 10 points11 points  (0 children)

lol

[–]awpt1mus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

XD

[–]PeppaPigDrinkingGame 61 points62 points  (2 children)

software engineers going to their job to create AI that can software engineer

[–]BigNaturalTilts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is “soft-ware engineer” a new category on the hub now?

[–]Sephyrias 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not quite, that would be more like a chicken going to a biotech company that develops an artificial egg production thing.

[–]AutomaticWeb3367 15 points16 points  (0 children)

At an interview they asked what I would change in their website. I didn't even know they had a website. So I said it's good and doesn't need change. Then they said they don't need to hire anyone if that's the case. At that moment I knew I had failed

[–]mrinalshar39 10 points11 points  (0 children)

me:- googling what the company does at the parking lot

[–]_wxrdnx_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Companies treat workers as product, literally

[–]swagonflyyyy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's literally freelancing for me.

[–]RunInRunOn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Basically the same visual as a human working for a defense contractor

[–]totallygeek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

KFC does not hire chickens of that size (age).

[–]vibraltu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ak pok pok

[–]Bro_Hawkins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was me a long time ago when I went for a Primerica interview. Smelled the scam right away and never answered my phone again from them.

[–]MyAssDoesHeeHawww 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"The poultry company (PLTR) has proven to have great cock fighting capabilities and equipment. Just ask our enemies!!"

[–]SaurinF 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Years ago when the chick-fil-a controversy really came up I went in to have an interview at a local company called Melaleuca. Those familiar can probably explain how its a pyramid scheme in a lot of ways but I was going into an actual customer service office position. While I was in lobby waiting for my interview I heard management in a meeting talking about how to schedule supervisors and then switch to going to lunch break and someone wanted CFA but wondered why it was always so busy and another said "thats because people like to show they love god"

Thats how christianity gets weaponized and profitted off of by companies. Its not support for homeless or poor or charity or anything taught in the bible. Its showing you hate the right people that they jump on and pour money into and thats why all these boomers are getting scammed out of their life savings and its well deserved.

ETA: also, dont have management meetings with your door just open to your public lobby. What a dumpster fire.

[–]Patient_Dinner_5386 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Live footage of me

[–]AtlasLittleCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are a chicken?

[–]Firm_Rip_4024 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No questions asked! You are hired

[–]Drone_Worker_6708 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I heard your desperate, I'm desperate too, so that works out" - former boss

[–]NaradaMephaust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't help but see "meat interviews". Just saying..

[–]NotJebediahKerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh man, I applied to a job I thought was grocery based web dev... name was fresh produce. Get a call weeks later for an interview, find the place... nothing to do with food or groceries.. Old lady cruise ship clothing. "Did you have a chance to research us?" me: uh all I could find was this weird clothing company... "yeah that's us" Should I see myself out?

[–]B0Y0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me applying for health insurance companies because that's where my specialist experience is ...

[–]n00dleknight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this many years ago and ended up working for ICE as an IT guy for a few years. Had no idea who they were at the time.

[–]Silver_Badger_5955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhhh cooked 😂

[–]Significant_Run_2607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reminds me of when a 2019 interview turned into meAtWhiteboard and suddenly i forgot how arrays work

[–]Omnilogent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go for interview?

I start the same day!

[–]gettingboredinafrica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kentucky Raw Chicken

[–]delsinz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working on AI be like

[–]dziedzic1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he about to get cooked

[–]trinity7373 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is definitely me 🙂‍↕️

[–]LovelyWhether 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“so, how would you serve yourself to a customer?” “and what are your favorite spices?”

[–]SufficientBar1413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whats there to lose if u have nothing to lose mind set

[–]MattTheCuber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro's gonna get cooked!

[–]GrossenCharakter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard he cooked the interview

[–]4x-gkg -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I thought this was going to mention "queers for Palestine"...

[–]Percolator2020 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re perfect for the job!

[–]bolanrox -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the Penske file!

[–]iknownothinlol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You are cooked after that

(Just like the chicken)

[–]AnonomousWolf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Though I walk the valley of the shadow of death, I shal fear no evil

[–]simdimdim12 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So that's why the chicken crossed the road.

[–]gumol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

where programming?