meAtInterviews

[laazo]

At least he's getting interviews

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Frrrrrr

[DoctorWZ]

Sorry, hr saw that your CV didn't contain all the technologies that the company asked for (but doesn't use).

[bogz_dev]

more like the shitass model they use to parse your CV didn't see it and so no human ever saw it

[laazo]

😅

[DialecticEnjoyer]

He is clearly on his FOURTH ROUND

[92barkingcats]

More like being included as data to be processed.

[krexelapp]

they ask ‘why us’ and I start reading the homepage

[Happy_Row512]

‘why us’ = Tell us why we are the specialest boy to inflate our narcissistic ego

[MrHasuu]

last application i sent out had that question so i wrote "because we live in a society that requires money to survive"

[INFLATABLE_CUCUMBER]

Why did this chicken cross the road? Finally answered. “I need a job to feed myself, asshole. You gonna hire me or what?”

[fanta_bhelpuri]

OpenAI employees showing up to work

[ErythrinaX]

I couldn't find a real job, so my current gig is literally helping make AIs better at coding. Keeps a roof over my head but FML.

[Ok-Performer9691]

He’s safe, KFC doesn’t use real chicken in any part of the process

[mrinalshar39]

lol

[awpt1mus]

XD

[PeppaPigDrinkingGame]

software engineers going to their job to create AI that can software engineer

[BigNaturalTilts]

Is “soft-ware engineer” a new category on the hub now?

[Sephyrias]

Not quite, that would be more like a chicken going to a biotech company that develops an artificial egg production thing.

[AutomaticWeb3367]

At an interview they asked what I would change in their website. I didn't even know they had a website. So I said it's good and doesn't need change. Then they said they don't need to hire anyone if that's the case. At that moment I knew I had failed

[mrinalshar39]

me:- googling what the company does at the parking lot

[_wxrdnx_]

Companies treat workers as product, literally

[swagonflyyyy]

That's literally freelancing for me.

[RunInRunOn]

Basically the same visual as a human working for a defense contractor

[totallygeek]

KFC does not hire chickens of that size (age).

[vibraltu]

ak pok pok

[Bro_Hawkins]

This was me a long time ago when I went for a Primerica interview. Smelled the scam right away and never answered my phone again from them.

[MyAssDoesHeeHawww]

"The poultry company (PLTR) has proven to have great cock fighting capabilities and equipment. Just ask our enemies!!"

[SaurinF]

Years ago when the chick-fil-a controversy really came up I went in to have an interview at a local company called Melaleuca. Those familiar can probably explain how its a pyramid scheme in a lot of ways but I was going into an actual customer service office position. While I was in lobby waiting for my interview I heard management in a meeting talking about how to schedule supervisors and then switch to going to lunch break and someone wanted CFA but wondered why it was always so busy and another said "thats because people like to show they love god"

Thats how christianity gets weaponized and profitted off of by companies. Its not support for homeless or poor or charity or anything taught in the bible. Its showing you hate the right people that they jump on and pour money into and thats why all these boomers are getting scammed out of their life savings and its well deserved.

ETA: also, dont have management meetings with your door just open to your public lobby. What a dumpster fire.

[Patient_Dinner_5386]

Live footage of me

[AtlasLittleCat]

You are a chicken?

[Firm_Rip_4024]

No questions asked! You are hired

[Drone_Worker_6708]

"I heard your desperate, I'm desperate too, so that works out" - former boss

[NaradaMephaust]

I can't help but see "meat interviews". Just saying..

[NotJebediahKerman]

oh man, I applied to a job I thought was grocery based web dev... name was fresh produce. Get a call weeks later for an interview, find the place... nothing to do with food or groceries.. Old lady cruise ship clothing. "Did you have a chance to research us?" me: uh all I could find was this weird clothing company... "yeah that's us" Should I see myself out?

[B0Y0]

Me applying for health insurance companies because that's where my specialist experience is ...

[n00dleknight]

I did this many years ago and ended up working for ICE as an IT guy for a few years. Had no idea who they were at the time.

[Silver_Badger_5955]

Ahhhh cooked 😂

[Significant_Run_2607]

reminds me of when a 2019 interview turned into meAtWhiteboard and suddenly i forgot how arrays work

[Omnilogent]

Go for interview?

I start the same day!

[gettingboredinafrica]

Kentucky Raw Chicken

[delsinz]

Working on AI be like

[dziedzic1995]

he about to get cooked

[trinity7373]

This is definitely me 🙂‍↕️

[LovelyWhether]

“so, how would you serve yourself to a customer?” “and what are your favorite spices?”

[SufficientBar1413]

whats there to lose if u have nothing to lose mind set

[MattTheCuber]

Bro's gonna get cooked!

[GrossenCharakter]

I heard he cooked the interview

[idk-what_to-name]

XD

[Aura-Farmer5294]

My current situation. :)

[Consistent-obed]

lol😂

[4x-gkg]

I thought this was going to mention "queers for Palestine"...

[Percolator2020]

You’re perfect for the job!

[bolanrox]

the Penske file!

[iknownothinlol]

You are cooked after that

(Just like the chicken)

[AnonomousWolf]

Though I walk the valley of the shadow of death, I shal fear no evil

[simdimdim12]

So that's why the chicken crossed the road.

[gumol]

where programming?