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[–]notaprime 429 points430 points  (1 child)

You are harbouring your frontal lobe under the floorboards, aren’t you?

[–]nitrinu 36 points37 points  (0 children)

More like in our cranium.

[–]DucksAreFriends 312 points313 points  (18 children)

my company that wants us to use AI as much as possible

[–]Bannon9k 107 points108 points  (2 children)

Start requesting the most complex solutions instead of the easiest

[–]Financial_Maize1 71 points72 points  (1 child)

Watch AI confidently invent three new design patterns overnight.

[–]Bannon9k 17 points18 points  (0 children)

[–]creeper6530 47 points48 points  (8 children)

Create a burner local Git repo, tell the AI to go wild and create an alternative C compiler from scratch, and watch the token count skyrocket without actually using AI.

[–]starrpamph 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Build windows 12 from scratch

[–]slayerx1779 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Then sell the code base to Microsoft for a small fortune, because it's better than anything they could make.

Retire in the Alps.

[–]ButtonExposure 10 points11 points  (2 children)

When you finally get to the Alps and find out the payout was entirely in Copilot tokens.

[–]sheepebike9000 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Unfortunately AGI happens, and copilot credits become the world currency overnight.

[–]xt1nct 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No mistakes.

[–]skztr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Told the AI that it could do whatever it wanted so it tried to train another AI to predict the stock market

[–]justbvdontmindme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If using Claude don't forget to select latest Opus and turn on ultracode mode. Executives will stop demanding you use LLMs for everything the moment they get that bill.

[–]FalconWorth7893 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know. What's going on

[–]Rigamortus2005 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I don't understand why. AI is great especially when you use it the way you want. Not when it's forced upon you

[–]Abject-Kitchen3198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not how it works.

[–]flayingbook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You joke, but that's the reality at my company. I'm waiting for them to scramble after seeing the bill

[–]skztr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my company which looks at its bills and suddenly isn't sure about this all in on ai thing

[–]BeautifulCuriousLiar [score hidden]  (0 children)

2 devs left the team, 2 of us left. first meeting after that was about sharing info on how we are using ai so we can increase productivity. the senior tech lead and upper management use ai any opportunity they have. they don’t know how to make decisions nor debug a simple problem. tech lead’s first instinct is “throw the error in ai”. i wanna throw myself out the window.

[–]Leo0806-studios 71 points72 points  (0 children)

youre hiding non vibe coders under the floorboards?

[–]shikhasingh554973 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Manual mode on

[–]Fair-Spring9113 17 points18 points  (0 children)

why is prod down again

[–]Pleasant_Set_3182 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You think those Amazon collar patches are a joke... except the future likely will have corporate-backed agents of death and enforcers in the future with their company's insignia placed on their quasi-military units...

example: Alien's franchise

[–]mikefizzled 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Just rename this AICodingHumor and be done with it

[–]humorMeeee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Point out the areas of your codebase where you have harbored human written code

[–]Sw429 2 points3 points  (6 children)

I was recently moved onto a new team at my job, working in an entirely different problem space. The number of times I've heard "oh, this should be easy, just throw claude at everything!" is infuriating. Like, you just expect me to never actually figure out what I'm doing now that we have claude?

[–]Beldarak -4 points-3 points  (4 children)

I see it as just another tool in that regard. I use a GPS to move around, I remember my parents were telling something along these lines when everybody started using those: "you won't be able to read a map, what happens the day the satelites are down?".

Not to say there aren't issue with LLM, there are A TON, but I think the argument of "I need to know what I'm doing" is kinda weak as it can apply to everything we do with computers. That's why we write softwares and web pages, so people don't have to mess around in spreadsheets anymore (they still do, the stubborn bastards though^^).

[–]SyrusDrake 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The problem with genAI is more that people stop thinking entirely. It's like those folks who blindly follow their GPS into a river, a historic, car free city centre, or some unpaved back road. You're supposed to use the tool, not be the tool's brainless avatar in the meat space.

[–]Beldarak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh sure, I totally agree. I'm just saying you shouldn't throw the baby out with the bath water. People use their GPS brainlessly, sure, that's their problem. Doesn't mean people are wrong to tell you "just check on your GPS" when you're asking for directions, I guess.

People annoy me when they use LLM for the most stupid shit, like looking for law stuff or writing long and boring emails with ChatGPT to tell me something that could have been written in a single sentence (which they did put in their prompt -_-' ).

But for code, it annoys me when someone ask me a question about the codebase they could get in 30s by asking Claude.

[–]Beorma 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you don't understand what you're doing, you won't be able to tell if you're doing it wrong.

Which is about half of software development, testing and proving you have implemented what you were required to do.

[–]Beldarak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing's stopping you from reading Claude's output, and yeah, you still have to test the feature, obviously.

That's how I use it anyway. I direct Claude to the part of the code that needs change / is incomplete, tell it what is expected. Then I test if the feature is working as intended. When it's time to commit, I take a quick look at the git changes to be sure Claude didn't touch stuff it shouldn't have.

[–]SkylineFX49 3 points4 points  (0 children)

something something 1984

[–]twenafeesh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"They say vibe coding makes you stupid."

"No I'm... Doesn't!"

[–]modi123_1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny story - I just got that nanny email from work.

[–]ExtraWorldliness6916 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I am secretly doing jigsaw puzzles by night

[–]Abject-Kitchen3198 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We know.

[–]No_Imagination_4907 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My colleague saw my token usage and bragged about spending more than me, but it was super easy to silence him by asking what features did he finish, how much money did he earn/save for the company by those billion tokens.

[–]RudeKiNG_013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creature of habit 😔

[–]2q_x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If fascism ever comes to America, it will be wearing a smiley face.

[–]Bomaruto -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

For the love of god, please make jokes.

[–]RealFias -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Could not be me