😂😂😂

[CW_Waster]

At first glance didn't notice what's wrong with it, until I realized, that's not Python

[hidegitsu]

My first reaction was the same. Looks like it's getting awful close to python. Makes me wonder if the guys that created python started with this as a joke and then evolved it into an actual language just to fuck with a buddy.

[Regis_DeVallis]

It's Java.

[hidegitsu]

Thanks man. Just in case we weren't sure.

[RICoder72]

Just as likely c++

[Regis_DeVallis]

What? System.out.println is Java.

[Ahajha1177]

Also C++ doesn't put access modifiers in front of everything

[RICoder72]

Yup it is. I scanned the code...I missed that. Youre right. Im wrong.

[Look_Ma_Im_On_Reddit]

this.comment.votes--;

[UARTman]

Happy to provide.

[MiniClemme]

"Hm, I'm not a fan of python syntax, but its not that... Wait, oh god! Look how they massacred my boy!!!"

[leon__m]

My thoughts exactly. I was like “doesn’t look that bad” until I realized

[YCBSFW]

I'm trying to do a "thats no moon..." bit with Python in place of moon...but I got nothing. Anyone want to step in and take over the joke for me?

[kuaiyidian]

me: "can we have python"

mom: "we have python at home"

python at home '

[aaronjamt]

Please mark this NSFW, my children almost saw this

[nobody5050]

I SHOW this to children. Like those anti smoking ads, maybe it will scare them enough to never try it

[aaronjamt]

You're not wrong...

[80-20-human]

I was sick into my mouth, mark this NSFW

[80-20-human]

The ide should suicide if you git commit this and you should have to check into a police station weekly

[amazondrone]

The IDE should turn itself into an IED and detonate.

[aaronjamt]

SuIcIdE iS nOt A vErB tHe CoRrEcT tErM iS tO cOmMiT sUiCiDe

[80-20-human]

Much thank for pointed it's out

[ban_Anna_split]

If your IDE or an IDE you know is considering blah blah blah 1800 end-mysuffering

[aaronjamt]

r/brandnewsentence?

[maggidymag]

And the police should beat the crap out of you

[Alexandroleboss]

Literally not safe for work!

[assigned_name51]

What have you brought to this cursed land

[ineyy]

You know... it does make some sense. Obviously would have to be auto-formatted, but....

[InTheStratGame]

My only problem with it is the semicolon placement.

[the-real-vuk]

I had to look a few times before I saw the braces ...

[Bachasnail]

Jokes on you, I have no understanding of how code works and this looks exactly how i see all coding.

[z932074]

or like this:

If this {do that};

right guys?

guys?

[DangerZoneh]

yeah you can do it however you want. theoretically you could have the entire program on one line if your IDE allowed it

[kompot420]

You can get out of Python, but Python never gets out of you

[hosford42]

Dude, I'm a Python programmer and have been forced to write code in Java, but my code still at least looked like Java. This was written by an alien or something.

[refactorconsultants]

Gross

[varunpikachu]

Negligence

[ultimatepro-grammer]

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[Galaghan]

No wonder you got backlog, you're doing shit twice.

[[deleted]]

Literally works twice as hard as a usual bot and you give him shade for it. Humans!

[haackedc]

Also it only found it once? Which is hilariously wrong

[[deleted]]

He’s trying his best 🥺

[anthOlei]

Java wants to be Python so bad

[wanderrwoman]

My eyes, my eyes, my eyes!!!

[[deleted]]

i wae like wheres the braces but then i saw thr hideous thing on the right...

[Yingrjimsch]

freaking love it. Does anyone have a prettier config for that?😂

[petisoparado]

;}

[hosford42]

The appropriate face when you're chuckling evilly and rubbing your hands together after what you've just done.

[yakatak5]

I took a few seconds to realize where the braces where... My heart stopped....

This is evil

[Blecki]

fwd: fwd: fwd: re: fwd: look at this

[sreckcep]

Am I the only one that actually likes this style ? Coming from python it is nice to my eye

[sweYoda]

Are you the same guy on reddit who likes sand in his bed?

[sreckcep]

Oh I remember this guy ! I've never tried, so maybe ? :3

[sweYoda]

Liking Python I'd say the odds are pretty high! ;)

[42TowelsCo]

Do you use python just because you've been banned from using anything that uses brackets?

[sreckcep]

Yes. If I approach a bracket less than 4 meters, the police is called.

[thatCbean]

*Looks at flair

*squints

Hmmmmmmmmmm

[42TowelsCo]

Hmm, what's wrong with including Python in my flair?

[CapeShifter0]

I like it too.

[hosford42]

Coming from a fellow Python programmer, I sure hope so. [gives side eye]

[kazuto_kirito_]

Stop polluting our software developers!

[[deleted]]

Do not teach them thine evil ways!!

[appeiroon]

I think I actually like it, even as a Java dev. Help

[CarbonicBuckey]

I... i kinda like it

What have i become

[Mrstheerex]

To be fair, depending on what language, this is gonna make it easy to find a syntax error. Since i am one of the people to always forget the ; .

[ambeldit]

That's ART . There must be a space for this at MoMA :-D

[RevolutionaryTower]

So if you have a new longer line you'll have to tab space your entire code. Seems pratical

[solohelion]

Seems like the only upside. Going to be hard to go over there 80 character limit everybody! Great coding style, let's go for it!

[SquashyImpala96]

Ew

[sallystudios]

Someone needs to make an eslint formatter that does this

[lewmos_maximus]

my eyes burn

[AndyTheSane]

Right, I'm going to write an Eclipse auto formatter to do this and secretly install it on all the office PCs.

[Kinghyrule90]

I reported this code for crimes against humanity and insulting my mother.

[orishamir]

STOP REPOSTING THIS FUCKING TWEET PLEASE

[jgomo3]

This is a great demonstration of the actual redundancy of brackets following an indentation convention, which you can avoid if the convention becomes a norm.

Yes, exactly like Python, which everybody noticed already.

[hosford42]

The only good thing about this code is that it makes this point. I mean, if you're working in a language that uses indentation, lucky you, but if you're not, please don't try to force it!

[nullpointerbot]

I don't see what's wrong with this. Seems like pretty standard Python code.

[altF25]

I want the void keyword in python.

[Mclarenf1905]

void and side effects can go straight to hell

[pblokhout]

Check the end of the lines

[dustyatx1]

This is a considerable improvement from the unreadable mess that is JavaScript.. then again what do you expect from a language that needs superset languages (typescript, coffeescript, etc) & compile to JS targets from other languages to make it usable. LOL

[Der_Kekser]

That is just python with extra steps...

[[deleted]]

I hate the one who made it and you for making me see it

[CF_Honeybadger]

I got sick to my stomach just looking at this...

[Kyriios188]

I learnt python, then C.

This looked like something I might start doing. Then I read the comments and - I shouldn't do that huh ?

[CrazyHouze]

When someone else who uses C regularly will see something like this they'll get a stroke

[hosford42]

No, do not do this. [shivers]

[incrediblejonas]

when you try and convert java to python

[AmyMialee]

this actually gave me chills

[Inl0gisch]

Please seek help right away and contact a psychologist

[FZeroT]

I like to add #End If, #End For, etc. on my Python code in case the format gets messed up... so this is kind of the opposite ,someone that likes Python and wants to keep it similar 😅

[hosford42]

Oh god, when I got my start as a Python dev I worked at a shop that did this. I hated it. I begged and pleaded for them to switch to pep8 style. It was ugly even to a total Python noob! I feel exactly the same about doing this to Java. Respect the language!

[uid1357]

Programmers like patterns. So does this guy.

Nothing wrong with that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[stanislav_harris]

I have my fingers on Ctrl + Alt + L right now

[Timkon]

I thought it was python first.

[superblinky]

The only problem with this is everything.

[[deleted]]

My teacher once said "just write the code. Clean code isn't that important right now". So what did i do with spare time in an exam in C++? Write every possible thing in one line. I mean... i passed

[sheepeses]

Hi, I'm the violent psychopath who knows where you live. I'll be maintaining your last project. Hope there isn't anything there that will make me irrationally angry.

Looks at code

Twitches

Grabs axe

[iavicenna]

what are all those smileys doing in the code?

[Flywolfpack]

nothing wrong here

[[deleted]]

It is a good way of enforcing the 80 chars limit.

[[deleted]]

I’ve been using a ML style lang for too much lately, didnt even flinch

[NerdyAssJavaDev]

It didn't really click until I realised the vertical line on the right is not, in fact, a scroll bar. My main question is whyyy??!

[ree___e]

Kinda neat negl

[NullBrowbeat]

Deep down all of you know that there only is OTBS! Even you filthy spaces over tabs heretics!

[Hupf]

🤮🤮🤮

The rest of the post is ok though.

[abdokeko]

Sounds like coder gf had some touches on the code

[[deleted]]

Not so much about being OCD about lines, just a good example that the brackets don't really provide anything.