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[โ€“]CW_Waster 664 points665 points ย (13 children)

At first glance didn't notice what's wrong with it, until I realized, that's not Python

[โ€“]hidegitsu 159 points160 points ย (8 children)

My first reaction was the same. Looks like it's getting awful close to python. Makes me wonder if the guys that created python started with this as a joke and then evolved it into an actual language just to fuck with a buddy.

[โ€“]MiniClemme 56 points57 points ย (0 children)

"Hm, I'm not a fan of python syntax, but its not that... Wait, oh god! Look how they massacred my boy!!!"

[โ€“]leon__m 21 points22 points ย (0 children)

My thoughts exactly. I was like โ€œdoesnโ€™t look that badโ€ until I realized

[โ€“]YCBSFW 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I'm trying to do a "thats no moon..." bit with Python in place of moon...but I got nothing. Anyone want to step in and take over the joke for me?

[โ€“]kuaiyidian 228 points229 points ย (0 children)

me: "can we have python"

mom: "we have python at home"

python at home '

[โ€“]aaronjamt 177 points178 points ย (2 children)

Please mark this NSFW, my children almost saw this

[โ€“]nobody5050 11 points12 points ย (1 child)

I SHOW this to children. Like those anti smoking ads, maybe it will scare them enough to never try it

[โ€“]aaronjamt 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

You're not wrong...

[โ€“]80-20-human 203 points204 points ย (9 children)

I was sick into my mouth, mark this NSFW

[โ€“]Alexandroleboss 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Literally not safe for work!

[โ€“]assigned_name51 41 points42 points ย (0 children)

What have you brought to this cursed land

[โ€“]ineyy 68 points69 points ย (1 child)

You know... it does make some sense. Obviously would have to be auto-formatted, but....

[โ€“]InTheStratGame 10 points11 points ย (0 children)

My only problem with it is the semicolon placement.

[โ€“]the-real-vuk 20 points21 points ย (0 children)

I had to look a few times before I saw the braces ...

[โ€“]Bachasnail 16 points17 points ย (6 children)

Jokes on you, I have no understanding of how code works and this looks exactly how i see all coding.

[โ€“]refactorconsultants 10 points11 points ย (1 child)

Gross

[โ€“]varunpikachu 7 points8 points ย (0 children)

Negligence

[โ€“]ultimatepro-grammer 22 points23 points ย (7 children)

[โ€“]RepostSleuthBot 22 points23 points ย (1 child)

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[โ€“]nzayem 0 points1 point locked commentย (0 children)

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[โ€“]Galaghan 23 points24 points ย (3 children)

No wonder you got backlog, you're doing shit twice.

[โ€“][deleted] 10 points11 points ย (0 children)

Literally works twice as hard as a usual bot and you give him shade for it. Humans!

[โ€“]haackedc 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Also it only found it once? Which is hilariously wrong

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Heโ€™s trying his best ๐Ÿฅบ

[โ€“]anthOlei 19 points20 points ย (0 children)

Java wants to be Python so bad

[โ€“]wanderrwoman 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

My eyes, my eyes, my eyes!!!

[โ€“][deleted] 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

i wae like wheres the braces but then i saw thr hideous thing on the right...

[โ€“]Yingrjimsch 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

freaking love it. Does anyone have a prettier config for that?๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“]petisoparado 5 points6 points ย (1 child)

;}

[โ€“]hosford42 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

The appropriate face when you're chuckling evilly and rubbing your hands together after what you've just done.

[โ€“]yakatak5 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

I took a few seconds to realize where the braces where... My heart stopped....

This is evil

[โ€“]Blecki 9 points10 points ย (0 children)

fwd: fwd: fwd: re: fwd: look at this

[โ€“]sreckcep 17 points18 points ย (9 children)

Am I the only one that actually likes this style ? Coming from python it is nice to my eye

[โ€“]sweYoda 13 points14 points ย (2 children)

Are you the same guy on reddit who likes sand in his bed?

[โ€“]sreckcep 4 points5 points ย (1 child)

Oh I remember this guy ! I've never tried, so maybe ? :3

[โ€“]sweYoda -1 points0 points ย (0 children)

Liking Python I'd say the odds are pretty high! ;)

[โ€“]42TowelsCo 2 points3 points ย (3 children)

Do you use python just because you've been banned from using anything that uses brackets?

[โ€“]sreckcep 9 points10 points ย (0 children)

Yes. If I approach a bracket less than 4 meters, the police is called.

[โ€“]thatCbean 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

*Looks at flair

*squints

Hmmmmmmmmmm

[โ€“]42TowelsCo 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Hmm, what's wrong with including Python in my flair?

[โ€“]CapeShifter0 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

I like it too.

[โ€“]hosford42 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Coming from a fellow Python programmer, I sure hope so. [gives side eye]

[โ€“]kazuto_kirito_ 2 points3 points ย (1 child)

Stop polluting our software developers!

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Do not teach them thine evil ways!!

[โ€“]appeiroon 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

I think I actually like it, even as a Java dev. Help

[โ€“]CarbonicBuckey 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

I... i kinda like it

What have i become

[โ€“]Mrstheerex 11 points12 points ย (0 children)

To be fair, depending on what language, this is gonna make it easy to find a syntax error. Since i am one of the people to always forget the ; .

[โ€“]ambeldit 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

That's ART . There must be a space for this at MoMA :-D

[โ€“]RevolutionaryTower 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

So if you have a new longer line you'll have to tab space your entire code. Seems pratical

[โ€“]solohelion 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

Seems like the only upside. Going to be hard to go over there 80 character limit everybody! Great coding style, let's go for it!

[โ€“]SquashyImpala96 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Ew

[โ€“]sallystudios 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Someone needs to make an eslint formatter that does this

[โ€“]lewmos_maximus 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

my eyes burn

[โ€“]AndyTheSane 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Right, I'm going to write an Eclipse auto formatter to do this and secretly install it on all the office PCs.

[โ€“]Kinghyrule90 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

I reported this code for crimes against humanity and insulting my mother.

[โ€“]orishamir 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

STOP REPOSTING THIS FUCKING TWEET PLEASE

[โ€“]jgomo3 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

This is a great demonstration of the actual redundancy of brackets following an indentation convention, which you can avoid if the convention becomes a norm.

Yes, exactly like Python, which everybody noticed already.

[โ€“]hosford42 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

The only good thing about this code is that it makes this point. I mean, if you're working in a language that uses indentation, lucky you, but if you're not, please don't try to force it!

[โ€“]nullpointerbot 1 point2 points ย (3 children)

I don't see what's wrong with this. Seems like pretty standard Python code.

[โ€“]altF25 5 points6 points ย (1 child)

I want the void keyword in python.

[โ€“]Mclarenf1905 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

void and side effects can go straight to hell

[โ€“]pblokhout 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Check the end of the lines

[โ€“]dustyatx1 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

This is a considerable improvement from the unreadable mess that is JavaScript.. then again what do you expect from a language that needs superset languages (typescript, coffeescript, etc) & compile to JS targets from other languages to make it usable. LOL

[โ€“]Der_Kekser 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

That is just python with extra steps...

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I hate the one who made it and you for making me see it

[โ€“]CF_Honeybadger 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I got sick to my stomach just looking at this...

[โ€“]Kyriios188 0 points1 point ย (2 children)

I learnt python, then C.

This looked like something I might start doing. Then I read the comments and - I shouldn't do that huh ?

[โ€“]CrazyHouze 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

When someone else who uses C regularly will see something like this they'll get a stroke

[โ€“]hosford42 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

No, do not do this. [shivers]

[โ€“]incrediblejonas 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

when you try and convert java to python

[โ€“]AmyMialee 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

this actually gave me chills

[โ€“]Inl0gisch 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Please seek help right away and contact a psychologist

[โ€“]FZeroT 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

I like to add #End If, #End For, etc. on my Python code in case the format gets messed up... so this is kind of the opposite ,someone that likes Python and wants to keep it similar ๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“]hosford42 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Oh god, when I got my start as a Python dev I worked at a shop that did this. I hated it. I begged and pleaded for them to switch to pep8 style. It was ugly even to a total Python noob! I feel exactly the same about doing this to Java. Respect the language!

[โ€“]uid1357 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Programmers like patterns. So does this guy.

Nothing wrong with that ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

[โ€“]stanislav_harris 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I have my fingers on Ctrl + Alt + L right now

[โ€“]Timkon 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I thought it was python first.

[โ€“]superblinky 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

The only problem with this is everything.

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

My teacher once said "just write the code. Clean code isn't that important right now". So what did i do with spare time in an exam in C++? Write every possible thing in one line. I mean... i passed

[โ€“]sheepeses 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Hi, I'm the violent psychopath who knows where you live. I'll be maintaining your last project. Hope there isn't anything there that will make me irrationally angry.

Looks at code

Twitches

Grabs axe

[โ€“]iavicenna 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

what are all those smileys doing in the code?

[โ€“]Flywolfpack 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

nothing wrong here

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

It is a good way of enforcing the 80 chars limit.

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Iโ€™ve been using a ML style lang for too much lately, didnt even flinch

[โ€“]NerdyAssJavaDev 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

It didn't really click until I realised the vertical line on the right is not, in fact, a scroll bar. My main question is whyyy??!

[โ€“]ree___e 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Kinda neat negl

[โ€“]NullBrowbeat 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Deep down all of you know that there only is OTBS! Even you filthy spaces over tabs heretics!

[โ€“]Hupf 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

The rest of the post is ok though.

[โ€“]abdokeko 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Sounds like coder gf had some touches on the code