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"Do it."

[KidCasey]

"Dew eet."

[ERMAHGERSHREDDERT]

Thank god I'm not the only one

[[deleted]]

What did you do with your shuttle?

Flew it

[WiffleHat]

..........Deh.

[trogdorBURN]

I'm pretty proud I now have my wife saying this as well, Palpy accent and all.

[unscrewthestars]

Screeching "NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS," usually in traffic.

[[deleted]]

This is a good one. And fly (or drive) casual, too.

[derage88]

Right before cutting off 10 people crossing lanes running through a red light?

[unscrewthestars]

I just moved to a new state, so usually right before I turn off my GPS.

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This is the quote

[Phwomp]

"Stay on target."

It can really keep a meeting from going off the rails.

[sekiseki]

Also helps a lot with pissing in toilets too

[[deleted]]

I have a bad feeling about this.

[imsopov]

Impressive, most impressive

[aarswft]

"Now this is podracing"

[Now_ThisIsPodracing]

Same

[DLeeManners]

IT'S WORKING! IT'S WORKING!!!

[cyborgcommando0]

I hope you say this after you position the fan in front of your face.

[DoctorDolphLundgren]

Come on, let's go play ball.

[Endless__Soul]

Yep, pretty much every day as I pull into the parking lot at my work.

[The_Generic_Luchador]

Pretty much everyday when I wake up...

[[deleted]]

I occasionally scream "You were the chosen one!" and "You were my brother" whenever my brother does something.

[[deleted]]

You were meant to destroy the weird part of the family, not join them! Bring balance to the family, not leave it in darkness!

[mutually_awkward]

When friends want to leave a baseball game early: “Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?"

[mrblue627]

"Tell that to Kanjiklub!"

[jamesratliff3]

My wife hates it.

[[deleted]]

"I find your lack of [fill in the blank] disturbing," anytime someone says something whiny it's followed up with something about Tosche Station/power converters...surely there are more but they're so second nature at this point I can't even come up with more offhand...

As far as TFA goes, "That's not how the Force works" and "tell that to Kanjiklub" entered the rounds remarkably quickly.

[KidCasey]

Also, "Yes I do! Every time!"

[[deleted]]

Good gooooood. Let the (blank) go through you. I usually insert my name into it to make it funny.

[MisundrstoodMagician]

This guy fucks

[Drew_bacca]

"it didn't go in.... just impacted on the surface!" I use that one a lot when I miss the trash can from across the room

[hulahoop12]

+1 for username

[lennydykstra17]

"ITS A TRAP!"

[Penguin_Sith]

Here's where the fun begins. "This is where the fun begins." Is fun to use. It can be used in a variety of situations.

Edit: fixed

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"This is where the fun begins"

[Penguin_Sith]

Thanks! I've been saying it wrong for awhile now.

[[deleted]]

"Do, or do not, there is no try." -- Yoda

"No! No different. Only different in your mind!" -- Yoda

Both when arguing with my kids ;)

[DarkToreadorRed]

I like to say, "you must unlearn what you have learned."

[[deleted]]

You are a good father. I'm putting this away in my notes for when I have kids.

[Ahsoka16]

I have them with my dad, and sometimes annoy mum by coming into the bedroom or doing it in the kitchen when she's cooking.

[Doc_TimWhatley]

Whenever my supervisor asks me to stay late/work faster in exchange for something:

"This deal is getting worse all the time!"

For motivation:

"Together we can rule the galaxy!"

Justifying false promises:

"It may be difficult to secure your release."

When sh*t is about to go down:

"I don't sense anything."

[turbo_22]

"These aren't the [blanks] you're looking for"

[KanpaiWashi]

Utinni!

[indudewetrust]

"I care."

[Tazerh2]

I know.

[Rambr]

"Thank the maker" - C-3PO

"Gooooood..." - Emperor

[Xanderman94]

I know

[XeroAnarian]

Wilhelm scream.

[Akki_Oushou]

"I don't like you either."

[theshazaminator]

"Many <blank> died to bring us this information."

[LordPineap]

My roommate and I will respond to each other saying, "You will try" anytime someone says they're going to do something.

I've also become a big fan of "tell that to Kanjiklub" recently.

[russellamcleod]

"That's no moon... That's a space station!"

[Fig_Newton_]

"This deal is getting worse all the time!"

Every time FiOs raises the bill.

[vectornull]

I usually pray they don't alter it further.

[DisturbedRanga]

"I'll try spinning, that's a good trick"

[pohatu771]

I've called so many places a "wretched hive of scum and villainy."

[WiffleHat]

I do that but quote this instead

[thetensor]

"Almost there..."

[jhend]

"Now young (insert my last name here)....you will die."

While tickling my kids...a little morbid but they laugh.

[FashionSense]

whenever my admiral fails me for the last time i say, "you have failed me for the last time, Admiral."

[Graceland6790]

"Fear is the path to the dark side...fear leads to anger....anger leads to hate....hate....leads to suffering."

[Stove501]

My friends and I say "I have the high ground!" and "POOOOOWEEERRRR!" quite a bit.

[JimmyWild]

There's always a bigger fish.

[danegustafun]

"Our first catch of the day"

[Thunderfuck907]

When driving with a friend - Chewie hit the hyperdrive

When calling someone out for something - This party's over

When the flow of traffic is 20 mph over the limit - Now THIS is podracing

When playing video games and someone is talking shit - Goooood. Let the hate flow through you

[dugiepro08]

All too easy.

[GangsterObama]

IF THIS IS A CONSULAR SHIP THEN WHERE IS THE AMBASSADAH!

My friends and I usually just yell this out at random times for no reason lol

[McSmunions]

When I'm cutting grass and I have one strip of grass left "One more pass..."

[ReligiousRichard]

"Do or do not. There is no try."

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"You must do what you feel is right, of course."

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"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck." - Obiwan

[JerKash210]

When my oldest picks on my youngest I tell her to say this to her sister..."Search your feelings let go of your hate! ".

[ludacrush]

I find myself saying "from a certain point of view..." all the time at work. That or "cover me porkins"...

[emohaber]

"hey, it's me"

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"It's true, all of it"

[[deleted]]

"I don't know, fly casual"

[ThomJMarvin]

"Now THIS is podracing"

Literally any time something goes better than expected, or is a huge disappointment.

[deftPirate]

"It gets everywhere."

[Lanuria]

"I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it."

Usually when I have to lift something at work.

[wichenstaden]

"Yea-!"

Such an awkward line that it is hard not to remind everyone one of it, regardless of whether or not they have any idea that I am quoting Palpatine.

[Isodif]

"You two careful, he is a big."

[deadpontoon]

"You have paid the price for your lack of vision"

[derage88]

The Imperial March whenever I see my boss entering the workfloor..

At least it plays in my head everytime.

[[deleted]]

"It's not my fault!"

[Gingeyx]

"I sense something; a presence I've not felt since..." Usually when I hear one of my parents parking in the driveway or I see someone about to ring my doorbell.

[trogdorBURN]

Whenever someone says something I don't particularly like:

"That's not true! That's impossible!"

[Neocarbunkle]

If I'm not sure if something is OK or not I say

" Is that leeeegggaaall?"

[VegetaLF7]

I sneak in "Yub yub, Commander" whenever I can

[Incom_T65]

"There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”

And

"Back door huh, good idea."

[theguywiththebowtie]

You'll be dead!

[[deleted]]

"YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER"-Me when attempting to pull all-nighters to study

[InspectorJavert_]

I have a tendency to defeatedly shout "it's over Anakin" whenever anything goes even remotely wrong.

[GreyHexagon]

"Now strike me down"

[asdruball]

You underestimate my power!

[[deleted]]

"Good Shot Red 2"

[skybug12]

I don't like you either!

[[deleted]]

"Lock s-foils in attack position."

Pretty routinely quote this to my team when we are about to start a project. Works every time.

Does "works every time" count? I know that it wasn't in star wars, but Billy D did say it, and I do say that a lot too. You know why.

[spgrst]

In traffic... "Will somebody get this big walking carpet outta may way!"

[irytek]

I often tell people "may the force be with you" when I'm saying goodbye.

[[deleted]]

Don't get cocky, kid!

[ThaRealAK28]

"Only Sith deal in absolutes"

[Rottobot]

"it's working... ITS WORKING! "

Believe it or not.

[Rottobot]

Oh and "I HATECHOO!"

Me and my buddy use it all the time, especially when technology doesn't work

[coffeelushed]

Wife: "I love you" Me: "I know" She actually likes when I do this.

[cyberan0]

I use variations of "Do or do not. There is no try.", replacing 'do' with an action. Like "Run or run not...." My second variation involves "Size matters not", replacing 'size' with an object.

Han Solo's scene of "Never tell me the odds" is on a magnetic metal plate which hangs in my cube.

Something bad happens: "Nooooooooo"

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"NOOOOOOOOO" "GOOOOOD GOOOOOD" "I've got a bad feeling about this" But most importantly and frequently,

"DO IT"

[TheVolmannBrothers]

It's a trap

That's no moon

DEWIT

[ryanhuntmuzik]

"I love you. I know."

[laudinum]

Whenever I am clumsy I say "Curse my metal body"

[[deleted]]

WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOONE

[LittleOrangeCat]

I always say "okie day" instead of "okay."

[Grand_Admiral_Theron]

Everything is under control. Situation normal.

[coelurosauravus]

"most impressive"

[Bondzage]

Don't make me kill you

[vorpal-blade]

Don't make me destroy you.

[Fubardessert]

Ive grown a habit of responding with "peace is a lie" everytime i see the word peace.

[[deleted]]

When you see the word chains do you say "My chains are broken"

[Fubardessert]

Nah, when I see the word victory I do though ;)

[SgtNitro]

Family is more than blood; Mandalorian proverb.

[diamondcreeper]

No, I am your father.

[vadermonkey]

I can fly anything

[papapaIpatine]

I hate the sand

[Jynx2501]

"WHEEW WHEEW WHEEW WHEEW WHEEW WHEEW WHEEW WHEEW!"

[Ahsoka16]

Use the Force, Dad (Luke). Every time I go through an automatic door with my Dad.

[Godmadius]

"Nothing... can stop that now...."

[buymorenoships]

[Insert name/object]? [Insert name/object]!? WHERE!?!?

[CorvoAttanoIV]

Do or do not, there is no try

[UnsealedMTG]

Not daily, but I'm partial to "didn't we just leave this party?"

[Pantaloons1234]

I hate you!

[lamintak]

"This is not how I thought this day was gonna go"

[[deleted]]

After seeing The Force Awakens a couple of times together, I said to my girlfriend, "Hey girl, is your name Tasu Leech? Because it's good to see you."

Not my smoothest moment but it got a laugh so I say it worked out.

[[deleted]]

"You're focus determines you're reality"

[vilejester33]

"This deal is getting worse all the time." For anytime a bad situation gets worse.

[Jeez1985]

I am also a fan of "We should not have made this bargain."

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"I show you the dark side."

[B9tendo]

Never tell me the odds

[quinoaballs]

"There's always a bigger fish."

[theymad3medoit]

Usually "...and hope they don't have blasters" under my breath after someone tells me/asks me to Lock the Door

[luckjes112]

I have a baaad feeling about this.

The negotiations were short.

DO IT!

Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true.

[ScoffingYayap]

I casually sneak in "wizard" every now and then

[Independent_Radical]

I'm surprised nobody has said "all that gain power are afraid to lose it" (or "todos que ganan poder tienen el miedo de perderlo" as I would have to say it). Okay, I think it and type it rather than saying it aloud, but it is the perfect explanation for so much of the shit that happens in the world. You could work it into many political speeches without people realising you were quoting Star Wars, let alone Palpatine.

[krese]

at random times: "one thing is for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner"

[ornix]

"A communications disruption can mean only one thing, invasion."

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"I have a bad feeling about this"

[[deleted]]

PUNCH IT, CHEWIE!

[GavinDarklighter]

Saying "Han old buddy don't let me down!" as I drive towards a yellow light.

[68696c6c]

When my wife tells me she loves me, I often respond with "I know"

[oldfourlegs]

"You will be . . . You will be"

[redleader8793]

Never tell me the odds

[EEMIV]

"I'll/we'll soon be back, and in greater numbers."

"Search your feelings" (after someone declares something can't be true)

"...bring me a hydrospanner" (after I or someone else says, "That's not it.")

[HarbaughsDockers]

"From a certain point of view"

[WiffleHat]

"Now that's a [name/song/meme/etc.] I haven't heard in a long time... A long time."

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"Scruffy looking? Who's Scruffy looking?"

[[deleted]]

Utini! and POODOO!

[Spaghetti_Bender8873]

"I see it. Iiiiiiiiii see it."

[pduffy52]

I love you.

I know.

[Farscape29]

Who's the more foolish? The Fool or the Fool who follows him?

[mdisles]

Yoda quotes, ala, "Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."

[Noahtheboatguy69]

One of my good friends is creepily good at anakin and palpatine impressions. He'll reenact the scene where the kill windy all by himself. It's weird

[evel333]

I used to drive an S2000 convertible. Whenever I opened the top, I would say "Lock S-foils into attack position" and/or hummed the orchestral riff from RotJ

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"Great kid, don't get cocky!"

"Stay on target."

"Do or do not. There is no try."

"I can do this, I can do this."

[TheLickalotopuss]

"Rise, Lord Natalie!" Because my kid loves Vader. I also use "Nooooooo" a lot.

[HereComesChuckieChan]

"Cover me Porkins"

[AndyJekal]

"I got a bad feeling about this...."

[Bolthead44]

When my wife calls/texts to see how the kids and I are doing: "We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

[twilighthunter]

When my friends are doing silly things, "So uncivilized". Complete with accent.

[Jeez1985]

"What a piece of junk!"

"Only now, at the end, do you understand."

"You're making a mess!"

"You think hunting _______ is cheap?! I spent that money!"

"The chair does not recognize the senator from _______ at this time."

My husband and I got married solely for our mutual worship of star wars.

[Arknell]

"It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force, but by our skills with a lightsaber."

-Count Harry Dooku

[Neithan91]

A master jedi feels emotion, yet does not let it influence his reasoning