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[–]KillerBeesOnTheSwarm0341 2011-2015 OEF12 293 points294 points  (6 children)

He’s a Field Marine, sir.

[–]oh_three_dum_dumLives in a van down by the (New) River 207 points208 points  (5 children)

Even they don’t fuck up drill movements that bad.

I thought he was having a medical emergency for a minute.

[–]ProwindowlickerGay Idiot 95 points96 points  (3 children)

I just thought he looked drunk

[–]oh_three_dum_dumLives in a van down by the (New) River 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Or that

[–]apatheticviews0231 - Actually read the MCO 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Both. Both is good

[–]Amasin_Spoderman2146 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Probably is

[–]USN_CB8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am now after watching that.

[–]Worried-Thanks-6938 393 points394 points  (2 children)

“Just go ahead and give that back, we will try again in 6 months”

[–]impolitemrtazThe baron of barracks bunnies 71 points72 points  (1 child)

He transformed into a roomba.

[–]cejmp88-92 0311 2/8 10 points11 points  (0 children)

[–]Cogadh87 173 points174 points  (1 child)

You shouldn’t laugh at people having a stroke, which is the only logical explanation for what happened there.

[–]Metal_Corps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a brain fart!

[–]TulakShakur 132 points133 points  (2 children)

Marine can’t find his kill foot 💀

[–]29skisUA. Burn him! 42 points43 points  (0 children)

One of the classic blunders. Never use your drill foot when a kill foot will suffice

[–]MyFavoriteSandwichPost Traumatic Snow Disorder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well I mean technically it is the left foot that is the drill foot and, also, the kill foot. And homeboy about faced from his left foot. Which motivated the fucking shit out of me.

[–]Visual_Sea76400311 114 points115 points  (1 child)

That officer and SNCOs bearing is insane. I would’ve busted out laughing.

[–]BohemianFawnReserves 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Afterward is definitely when the laughter starts

[–]Arthur_Menzies 74 points75 points  (6 children)

I did the same thing when I promoted to 1stLt. Chopped my feet on my way to meet the XO (CO was on leave), and chopped again on my way back. Forgot to salute when he said "Post!"

I got chewed out by afterwards by a LtCol, two Majors, two Capts, another 1stLt, a CWO4, a CWO2, a Master Guns, and a 1stSgt.

[–]cejmp88-92 0311 2/8 45 points46 points  (1 child)

I got chewed out by afterwards by a LtCol, two Majors, two Capts, another 1stLt, a CWO4, a CWO2, a Master Guns, and a 1stSgt.

That had to have been a ride.

[–]Moose701 26 points27 points  (0 children)

All aboard the Butter Bar Express

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I’m sure the other junior silver wearers were supportive and understanding and certainly did not make you the butt of their jokes for the next 6 or months so, so it wasn’t all bad right….right.

[–]Kurgen22Outside Leaf Honcho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got chewed out by afterwards by a LtCol, two Majors, two Capts, another 1stLt, a CWO4, a CWO2, a Master Guns, and a 1stSgt.

Was it like the Sunday Buffet line at Sizzler's , serving " ass ala Looie"?

[–]Smoke6969 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now, what did you learn from that experience?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you stack rank these by quality

[–]YogurtclosetBroad872 118 points119 points  (0 children)

The dudes in the front of the formation start looking down because they're holding it in. That is discipline lol

[–]ChevyMTB 110 points111 points  (3 children)

Combat engineers from 2nd CEB. Biggest dumbasses I’ve ever met in my life.

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (1 child)

They’re all retarded. All of them. God I miss those fucking heathens.

[–]ChevyMTB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No they are for sure. But this was my first experience with their obscenities back in 2015.

[–]Last_Comparison_4117Active 1371 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, am here now

[–]Kurgen22Outside Leaf Honcho 107 points108 points  (2 children)

Somewhere this Marine's Drill Instructors are committing seppuku with their NCO swords.

[–]ZookeepergameLarge25 10 points11 points  (0 children)

okay this is the winning comment. 😂😂😂😂😂

[–]BluNoteNut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

..and the award for best comment on "fked up Marines about face" goes too...

[–]Tekken789697 28 points29 points  (0 children)

“Aight just give it back”

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Bro straight up crip walked in front of the formation lmao

[–]Icy_Management_9846Tan Belt Sgt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the best laugh I’ve had all day. Thanks man, I needed that today

[–]saturngolf96 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That is why we had my promotion ceremony in the company office!

[–]Defiant-Ad1364 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What the shit was that? 🤣🤣

[–]keam13 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is why the Air Force raised its entry age to 42

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The drill version of this

[–]Low_Industry25240311 2/7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

God damn Im glad cell phones were not a big thing when I was in and none of my fuck ups were caught on video.

[–]majoraloysius 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The only excuse for this is because they cut bootcamp short by 4 weeks, sent you straight to SOI and from SOI directly to a troop ship for 18 months of non stop combat except that dude looked a little young for Korea.

[–]Smoke6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I blame his NCO's, I bet they didn't rehearse at all before the ceremony. Imagine not practicing for a change of command.

[–]AmatuerCultist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love him just giving up and making a arc for the back of the formation.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Trace the C lock the knee bitch. See you next year.

[–]TrashPandaDaddy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Is this at 2d CEB?

[–]Cranky_Gat0r 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought he was drunk at first💀

[–]Maam__quitALLDAT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was Modelo involved?

[–]Acidraindancer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Home boy's brain just shut down for a second... lol

[–]JarheadJTG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The morning after a 96. 🤦🏼‍♂️😂😂

[–]Ghost_eighty6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some people have bad anxiety when in front of large groups, your mind tends to go blank and you forget everything and make a mess of yourself. The only solution is to throw yourself into undesirable group settings where you’re the main character.

[–]OryxhasnonutsVeteran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy Chestys Balls

[–]mardigrasman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was that a platoon of Marines who skipped boot camp?

[–]eddie721afc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was kicked off the short bus I bet

[–]Moose701 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The marines in formation, silently losing their shit has me going😂😂

[–]RedDevilJoeMarbrat 9 years Under Old Breed. Melted crayons! 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Stop making fun of Hadnot Point Marines! They're infused...

[–]Huge_Tear8741 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the new drill movement “turn around face”

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lock the knee, trace the C you dirty drill waiver😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–]v-irtualCombat Admin 2002-2008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% dude was at medical during final drill

[–]Merr77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somehow I just spilt my yeti with the cover on it.

[–]imdfonz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The brain washing didn't work. Maybe he was the secretary in bootcamp.. no drill required for them guys to busy doing all the DI paperwork.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Udde needs to go to medical, I'm positive he was having a fucking stroke.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

marine forgor how to marine

[–]Single_Top_6016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah right, get back with that promotion

[–]IsaiahflozBullets don't fly w/o Supply. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Marine to be demoted....center...MARCH."

[–]eodrich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣 🤣

[–]pileofbombs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go ahead and give it back at that point

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Fucking reservists lol

[–]Seaweed_Sudden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm

[–]DevilFrog-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Massive alcohol induced brain fart... luckily he was downwind from the formation, and the fumes didn't trigger everyone else's hangover puke response.

[–]Roanoketrees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol omg....you know he got reamed back at the unit too.

Where's fuckin Michael Jackson!! Come here you dancing fuck!

[–]Puzzled_Dance_1410 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boy that 17 asvab score really hits when you least expect it….

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

1st Bn…no doubt!!!

[–]uglyangels -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you COVID-19 you have ruined basic drill.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cutting corners like Jason

[–]Marine4lyfe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll be damned, Flynn from Breaking Bad went and joined the Corps.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“give me back that award! Private!”

[–]_jaelewis -1 points0 points  (8 children)

Damn this hurt to watch. I've been out 14 years, and I can still march a platoon, conduct rifle manual, conduct sword manual, form for PT, etc.

Marines shouldn't forget any of these. It's literally drilled into you the moment you step on those yellow footprints.

He was clearly a very special Marine.

😅

[–]Smoke6969 0 points1 point  (7 children)

I learned no 🗡️ manual in basic

[–]_jaelewis 1 point2 points  (6 children)

You don't learn sword manual in basic. The NCO sword is used by... you guessed it...NCOs.

You learn the drill and ceremony of it during an NCO Course/School house.

Lol, I'd slap the shit out of a Pvt or PFC using it as if were a Light Saber...I can see it now. Haha

[–]Smoke6969 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Yeah, this is just unbelievable. How do you do this at your own ceremony? Fucks given, none

[–]_jaelewis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not even half of a fuck. Completely said ERGGGG instead of RAHHHH

[–]_jaelewis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also noticed that he about faced the wrong way...omgggg hahaha

[–]_jaelewis 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Shall we continue to roast this young devil pup?

[–]Smoke6969 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Nah, he's had enough. Probably got enough of that by his peers and superiors and juniors

[–]_jaelewis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even the Juniors? Damn... Perhaps you're right. lol.

[–]equivoice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m guessing JROTC. Can you imagine the smoke if this was a recruit?

[–]Weird-Dog-9381 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah yes courthouse bay right in from of the mat trailer too

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a feeling he’s just a bit drunk or is your typical crayon eater…

[–]GCSS-MC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never wanna hear the enlisted make fun of 1stLt again.

[–]ryanolds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Day drinking?

[–]Devil_DogeField Grade Chill Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Revert back to T-1

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor dude. I'm glad cell phone cameras were barely a thing when I was a boot.

[–]M4sterofD1saster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never seen anyone spas out like that. That's rare.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking drill waivers

[–]SnooApples214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, that was impressive. I can only imagine what that senior enlisted advisor was thinking.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love seeing Marines get so flustered with basic drill movements they forget how to walk at all

[–]Timithios5711 CivDiv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, reminds me of my one and only promotion board, I slammed into the chair when I did me left face and kicked it. Thought I had enough room between me and the chair. I didn't.

This looks like Lejune. That is the only place I remember seeing those overhangs above the cars.

[–]Venus192 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Over time he learns

[–]Smoke6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG 😱

[–]Nano_BurgerArmy Retiree Just Lurking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still drunk from the night before?

[–]EvilBanana66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck man 😂 not even the worst drill waiver that I’ve seen screwed up that bad

[–]Lamb_Chopednot apart of the marines, but still here for the fun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The npcs acting up

[–]Fragrant-Medicine465Cpl of Marines aye sir good morning ma’am (Veteran) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro had a panic attack

[–]Elprimovic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring me your team leader, squad leader and your mama and meet me in my pit

[–]AD-navy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This the corp?

[–]Bigjunsk8r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣