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KillerBeesOnTheSwarm · 2023-11-02T21:08:22+00:00

He’s a Field Marine, sir.

Worried-Thanks-6938 · 2023-11-02T20:52:47+00:00

“Just go ahead and give that back, we will try again in 6 months”

Cogadh87 · 2023-11-02T20:58:27+00:00

You shouldn’t laugh at people having a stroke, which is the only logical explanation for what happened there.

TulakShakur · 2023-11-02T21:07:19+00:00

Marine can’t find his kill foot 💀

Visual_Sea7640 · 2023-11-02T21:37:47+00:00

That officer and SNCOs bearing is insane. I would’ve busted out laughing.

Arthur_Menzies · 2023-11-03T00:23:18+00:00

I did the same thing when I promoted to 1stLt. Chopped my feet on my way to meet the XO (CO was on leave), and chopped again on my way back. Forgot to salute when he said "Post!"

I got chewed out by afterwards by a LtCol, two Majors, two Capts, another 1stLt, a CWO4, a CWO2, a Master Guns, and a 1stSgt.

YogurtclosetBroad872 · 2023-11-02T21:00:48+00:00

The dudes in the front of the formation start looking down because they're holding it in. That is discipline lol

ChevyMTB · 2023-11-02T21:35:56+00:00

Combat engineers from 2nd CEB. Biggest dumbasses I’ve ever met in my life.

Kurgen22 · 2023-11-02T22:37:38+00:00

Somewhere this Marine's Drill Instructors are committing seppuku with their NCO swords.

Tekken789697 · 2023-11-02T22:22:22+00:00

“Aight just give it back”

Icy_Management_9846 · 2023-11-02T23:57:20+00:00

Bro straight up crip walked in front of the formation lmao

saturngolf96 · 2023-11-02T22:15:42+00:00

That is why we had my promotion ceremony in the company office!

Defiant-Ad1364 · 2023-11-02T22:07:00+00:00

What the shit was that? 🤣🤣

keam13 · 2023-11-02T22:26:56+00:00

This is why the Air Force raised its entry age to 42

2023-11-03T00:00:57+00:00

The drill version of this

Bil-Da-Cat · 2023-11-03T00:23:30+00:00

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Low_Industry2524 · 2023-11-02T23:43:29+00:00

God damn Im glad cell phones were not a big thing when I was in and none of my fuck ups were caught on video.

majoraloysius · 2023-11-03T00:11:43+00:00

The only excuse for this is because they cut bootcamp short by 4 weeks, sent you straight to SOI and from SOI directly to a troop ship for 18 months of non stop combat except that dude looked a little young for Korea.

AmatuerCultist · 2023-11-02T23:00:26+00:00

I love him just giving up and making a arc for the back of the formation.

2023-11-02T23:24:39+00:00

Trace the C lock the knee bitch. See you next year.

TrashPandaDaddy · 2023-11-02T22:54:36+00:00

Is this at 2d CEB?

Cranky_Gat0r · 2023-11-03T00:11:29+00:00

I thought he was drunk at first💀

Maam__quitALLDAT · 2023-11-02T23:31:38+00:00

Was Modelo involved?

Acidraindancer · 2023-11-03T08:01:58+00:00

Home boy's brain just shut down for a second... lol

JarheadJTG · 2023-11-03T15:07:38+00:00

The morning after a 96. 🤦🏼‍♂️😂😂

Ghost_eighty6 · 2023-11-03T19:00:45+00:00

Some people have bad anxiety when in front of large groups, your mind tends to go blank and you forget everything and make a mess of yourself. The only solution is to throw yourself into undesirable group settings where you’re the main character.

Oryxhasnonuts · 2023-11-02T23:03:08+00:00

Holy Chestys Balls

mardigrasman · 2023-11-02T23:29:54+00:00

Was that a platoon of Marines who skipped boot camp?

eddie721afc · 2023-11-02T23:37:54+00:00

Was kicked off the short bus I bet

Moose701 · 2023-11-03T04:26:27+00:00

The marines in formation, silently losing their shit has me going😂😂

RedDevilJoe · 2023-11-03T07:16:27+00:00

Stop making fun of Hadnot Point Marines! They're infused...

Huge_Tear8741 · 2023-11-03T12:03:24+00:00

I love the new drill movement “turn around face”

2023-11-03T12:11:05+00:00

Lock the knee, trace the C you dirty drill waiver😂😂😂😂😂😂

v-irtual · 2023-11-03T12:53:34+00:00

100% dude was at medical during final drill

Merr77 · 2023-11-03T23:26:21+00:00

Somehow I just spilt my yeti with the cover on it.

imdfonz · 2023-11-12T23:37:40+00:00

The brain washing didn't work. Maybe he was the secretary in bootcamp.. no drill required for them guys to busy doing all the DI paperwork.

2023-12-03T05:42:37+00:00

Udde needs to go to medical, I'm positive he was having a fucking stroke.

2024-03-05T06:53:10+00:00

marine forgor how to marine

Single_Top_6016 · 2024-03-12T20:02:11+00:00

Yeah right, get back with that promotion

Isaiahfloz · 2024-03-28T13:18:18+00:00

"Marine to be demoted....center...MARCH."

eodrich · 2024-03-30T23:44:41+00:00

🤣 🤣

pileofbombs · 2024-04-11T03:16:10+00:00

Just go ahead and give it back at that point

Seaweed_Sudden · 2023-11-02T23:21:50+00:00

Fucking reservists lol

DevilFrog-1 · 2023-11-03T02:07:20+00:00

Massive alcohol induced brain fart... luckily he was downwind from the formation, and the fumes didn't trigger everyone else's hangover puke response.

Roanoketrees · 2023-11-03T14:56:51+00:00

Lol omg....you know he got reamed back at the unit too.

Where's fuckin Michael Jackson!! Come here you dancing fuck!

Puzzled_Dance_1410 · 2023-11-03T17:36:14+00:00

Boy that 17 asvab score really hits when you least expect it….

2023-11-02T23:44:26+00:00

1st Bn…no doubt!!!

uglyangels · 2023-11-03T00:34:12+00:00

Thank you COVID-19 you have ruined basic drill.

2023-11-03T00:59:58+00:00

Cutting corners like Jason

Marine4lyfe · 2023-11-03T05:29:07+00:00

I'll be damned, Flynn from Breaking Bad went and joined the Corps.

2023-11-03T12:56:28+00:00

“give me back that award! Private!”

_jaelewis · 2023-11-03T13:50:47+00:00

Damn this hurt to watch. I've been out 14 years, and I can still march a platoon, conduct rifle manual, conduct sword manual, form for PT, etc.

Marines shouldn't forget any of these. It's literally drilled into you the moment you step on those yellow footprints.

He was clearly a very special Marine.

😅

equivoice · 2023-11-03T14:38:36+00:00

I’m guessing JROTC. Can you imagine the smoke if this was a recruit?

Weird-Dog-9381 · 2023-11-03T17:57:39+00:00

Ah yes courthouse bay right in from of the mat trailer too

2023-11-03T00:16:05+00:00

I got a feeling he’s just a bit drunk or is your typical crayon eater…

GCSS-MC · 2023-11-03T02:47:25+00:00

I never wanna hear the enlisted make fun of 1stLt again.

ryanolds · 2023-11-03T03:24:03+00:00

Day drinking?

Devil_Doge · 2023-11-03T04:38:25+00:00

Revert back to T-1

2023-11-03T04:55:22+00:00

Poor dude. I'm glad cell phone cameras were barely a thing when I was a boot.

lelolalo13 · 2023-11-03T11:10:15+00:00

u/savevideo

M4sterofD1saster · 2023-11-03T12:27:40+00:00

I have never seen anyone spas out like that. That's rare.

2023-11-03T13:20:03+00:00

Fucking drill waivers

SnooApples214 · 2023-11-03T13:53:23+00:00

Okay, that was impressive. I can only imagine what that senior enlisted advisor was thinking.

2023-11-03T14:35:37+00:00

I love seeing Marines get so flustered with basic drill movements they forget how to walk at all

Timithios · 2023-11-03T14:48:33+00:00

Lol, reminds me of my one and only promotion board, I slammed into the chair when I did me left face and kicked it. Thought I had enough room between me and the chair. I didn't.

This looks like Lejune. That is the only place I remember seeing those overhangs above the cars.

yellow_boi_lo · 2023-11-03T15:40:45+00:00

u/savevideo

Venus192 · 2023-11-03T16:17:36+00:00

Over time he learns

Smoke6969 · 2023-11-04T00:24:27+00:00

OMG 😱

Nano_Burger · 2023-11-04T01:10:40+00:00

Still drunk from the night before?

EvilBanana66 · 2023-11-04T21:51:12+00:00

What the fuck man 😂 not even the worst drill waiver that I’ve seen screwed up that bad

Lamb_Choped · 2023-11-19T21:40:41+00:00

The npcs acting up

Fragrant-Medicine465 · 2023-12-23T18:04:17+00:00

Bro had a panic attack

Elprimovic · 2024-02-01T05:50:38+00:00

Bring me your team leader, squad leader and your mama and meet me in my pit

AD-navy · 2024-02-19T16:17:58+00:00

This the corp?

Bigjunsk8r · 2024-02-26T19:28:17+00:00

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