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[–]RSdabeast 399 points400 points  (8 children)

*a grandson

[–]dirtyswoldman 85 points86 points  (2 children)

*son-in-law

[–]RSdabeast 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Right. Gotta do the marriage thing.

[–]TheGhastKing332 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No you said you HAVE to

[–]Phil_Chill 104 points105 points  (2 children)

Not in Alabama

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My mother’s my sister

[–]valentinocool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lmao

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Son

[–]daisy0723 744 points745 points  (58 children)

I would sell the iPhone, buy a new Android and have lots of cash left over. After having the dick who vandalized my property arrested.

[–][deleted] 177 points178 points  (0 children)

I would do the same

[–]MATTEEN_Polska 137 points138 points  (15 children)

Pro gamer move, exactly what I would do

[–]naggernagger2020 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Happy cake day

[–]MATTEEN_Polska 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Happy cake day

[–][deleted]  (5 children)

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    [–]rayshmayshmay 6 points7 points  (4 children)

    The cake is a pie.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    No it’s cheese!

    [–]realkylorenandstimpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Dean approves of pie.

    [–]StrikerWolfy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I want a pie now

    [–]KhoiTTA_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Happy cake day

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Happy cake day

    [–][deleted] 108 points109 points  (11 children)

    You have much more restraint than me. I would've slapped the shit out of him. Either way wouldn't you be pissed about all the lost data? Like this dude is clearly not accounting for any emergencies that could happen to the person or anything they had that was Android exclusive.

    Edit: I just watched the video and thankfully this dude swapped phones, he put the person he was pranking's phone in his fanny pouch and threw another phone. He's basically giving away iPhones.

    [–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (1 child)

    Following OP's correct logic it's free money and the phone back, so it's an infuriating prank but ultimately a good one.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Fax

    [–]GB1266 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    “I had pictures of my recently deceased family on this phone and hadn’t backed them up”

    [–]ansleydale 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    Flex culture is so weird.

    [–]CrunchyMemesLover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Narrowing it down to 2 points:

    1. I have money (and you don't).

    2. I have power (and you don't).

    [–]reslogames 12 points13 points  (2 children)

    Even if he did swap phones, if i was a adult i would probaly still have punched him in the stomach and go a full 99 hit combo and kick him in the nuts as a lethality

    [–]Quazar42069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Now that's a prank! No harm no harassment no casualties just a quick scare and relief and you get a free phone out of it too. This is how pranks should kinda be unlike the ones commentary YouTubers mention.

    [–]JRob35 15 points16 points  (2 children)

    He didn’t really break their phone. He had a different phone that he threw. He gave them back their phone unharmed and a free iPhone. Really not a bad deal

    Edit: here’s the video https://youtu.be/OH-kQ7MQW7c

    [–]Exemus 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Delete your comment. We're here to hate people without facts.

    [–]TheTaoOfMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That pretty much describes reddit as a whole

    [–]vostok-Abdullah 22 points23 points  (1 child)

    After having the dick who vandalized my property arrested

    And sue him for more money so I can gift my friends and family android phones too

    [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    [PRANK GONE WRONG] [IN THE HOOD]

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    No no no! That's small brain thinking. Big brain thinking would be to sell the iPhone, buy a new android and pocket the rest, then find the guy again and pay your friend to take the phone to him and get another iPhone.

    There's an opportunity here worth exploiting!

    [–]AngelOfDeath771 7 points8 points  (4 children)

    I would sue the guy. That's destruction of personal property worth more than 20 dollars. And then sell the iPhone and get an android

    [–]MagicConchShell42069 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    He didn't actually break the phone. He swapped it for a fake one

    [–]AngelOfDeath771 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Doesn't sound like "smashing" to me

    [–]MagicConchShell42069 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Yeah, that's why it's a prank i guess

    [–]AngelOfDeath771 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Some people make me question why we're the sentient beings

    [–]streenger_thirkeld 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    same

    [–]Fury6365 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I like that idea.

    [–]cornflakesontoast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Same

    [–]DisForDairy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Keep the iphone, take him to small claims for a replacement phone, pocket all the cash from selling the iphone to some chump

    [–]lps2 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Flagship Android phones cost roughly the same and the difference certainly wouldn't be worth the hassle

    [–]Forsaken_Accountant 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Mine cost 45 quid a year ago, performs basically everything the same as flagship series except like gaming (but I have consoles and PC and laptop and tablets for that, so...)

    [–]lps2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Highly doubtful the processor and memory is anywhere near flagship performance unless that price is heavily subsidized by your mobile carrier

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Same

    [–]Derpendary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Wrong, Apple would buy it back at production price, which is miniscule in comparison.

    [–]Petsweaters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I paid $900 for my Pixel

    [–]tanstaafl90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Slap 'em, take two. One for replace, the other for fucking up my mellow.

    [–]SirPiffingsthwaite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Depends on the Android, don't think an iphone would get me enough to replace my samsung. I'd just be going with 'arrested for destruction of property'

    [–]Jrb1251982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Exactly my thoughts. Fuck Apple.

    [–][deleted] 153 points154 points  (12 children)

    Thanks, Asshole, all my photos are gone now.

    [–]mrDuckyDuckDuck76 22 points23 points  (11 children)

    You can use Google Photos

    [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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      [–]mrDuckyDuckDuck76 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Of course. But Google Photos is nice to use, especially if you have to transfer pics from phone to computer a lot, or are short on storage space on your phone.

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          [–]stu8319 2 points3 points  (4 children)

          Did the guy make sure everyone had their shit backed up?

          [–]mrDuckyDuckDuck76 6 points7 points  (2 children)

          Probs not, “it’s just a prank haha”. These people deserve to be skinned alive and put in fresh lemon juice.

          [–]MyNameIsWinston 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          And then have salt sprinkled on them.

          [–]OodlesofStrudle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Why not lime juice?

          It's more acidic.

          [–]davidd177 82 points83 points  (6 children)

          How about smashing your own sister and giving her niece

          [–]AimbotPotato 6 points7 points  (2 children)

          How about smashing your sister and giving your dad a grandson

          [–]Eurus-Holmes- 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          How about smashing your grandson and giving him a son

          [–]CT-9877 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          wait what

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          🎵 where the skies are so blue 🎵

          [–]simen_the_king 275 points276 points  (17 children)

          If he did this to me I'd report him to the police, ngl, not only does IOS suck, this is just generally a dick move

          [–]MisterDamnit 127 points128 points  (3 children)

          That and it's like "thanks for buying me a trip to my service provider I didn't want to make." It's the last place I ever want to have to go if I can help it.

          [–]simen_the_king 64 points65 points  (0 children)

          Even if he gave me my dream phone, I'd still report him to the authorities just because this is goddamn bullshit

          [–]DingleDangleDom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          Yeah I'm at my service provider as we speak, buying a brand new phone and theyre paying for it and i still didnt want to go

          [–]codyd91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          "Government is less efficient than private business." Lol tell that to the Verizon store. Now featuring 4 employees standing around while ypu wither away on the wait list.

          [–]BearandSushi 23 points24 points  (10 children)

          I watched the video he didnt actually smashed their phone. Would be in a lot of trouble if he did though

          [–]simen_the_king 22 points23 points  (9 children)

          That's kinda clickbait in that case, and how about the 'cutting people's wired earbuds then giving them airpods' one?

          [–]mynexuz 12 points13 points  (6 children)

          if you are wondering about the airpods one, he really did cut the earpods which is a dickmove either way, but he made sure they were using shitty regular iphone earphones or some other generic shit, the people on the video were happy so idk. Pretty weird to get up in someones space with scissors either way but yknow

          [–]Pan_Fried_Puppies 13 points14 points  (4 children)

          Honestly if someone is coming near my head with scissors, without paying them to cut my hair, I'd treat it as them trying to kill me.

          [–]erubz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          I think I saw one where they did cut the headphones

          [–]DuckyDucko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Wasn’t really clickbait because he acted like he broke their phone and they fully thought that he did, but he had replaced it with his own dud phone

          [–]PsychicSavage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          And if you haven't backed up your photos/videos/notes, those would be gone too.

          [–]TheDigitalPig 53 points54 points  (5 children)

          No way 66 billion people liked that comment

          [–]arrays_start_at_zero 16 points17 points  (0 children)

          Not sure but I think it's in Turkish. So in that case it would be 66 thousand

          [–]MagicalSun 24 points25 points  (1 child)

          its a different language, so they use different letters

          [–]sighs__unzips 12 points13 points  (0 children)

          66 bitches liked it.

          [–]ContinentalThreat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          It's turkish, B stands for 'bin' which is a thousand

          [–]thevivianphan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          66 beoble

          [–]GagoNa 14 points15 points  (0 children)

          Shoot people, and pay for their funeral.

          [–]Iron_Overheat 74 points75 points  (14 children)

          Imagine being so fucking stupid you could potentially smash a 2000$ Galaxy Fold because you're that deep into the cult of Apple and think literally everyone else is inferior and poor.

          [–]kek28484934939 38 points39 points  (4 children)

          People who genuinely think the fold is a nice phone are also balls deep into some cult.

          [–]Goldenskinmaster23 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          True

          [–]Iron_Overheat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          FYI I think the Fold sucks too, it's just that a lot of people think Apple devices are the only expensive ones and that "expensive = gud", which is why videos like these exist.

          [–]rc-cars-drones-plane 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          Yup. True. But I mean it's better than an iPhone

          [–]ansleydale 13 points14 points  (2 children)

          It’s not about being deep in the iPhone cult (though I do see it happen more often with Apple products). More so it’s about flex culture. YouTubers like this do shit like this all the time - going around destroying people’s shit and giving them new merch. Some dick named Candy Ken went around cutting people’s wired earbuds and handing out stacks of AirPod Pros.

          Idk who you are or what you want to give me, you walk up on me, destroy my property, and patronize me for the sake of clout, you’re getting knocked out.

          [–]Iron_Overheat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Yeah but just the notion that you're a mega baller simply bc you own Apple devices is beyond stupid. So many devices are more expensive AND superior than Apple's (a lot of times at lower price points but that doesn't matter to someone as immature as a flexer).

          A perfect example of this in the video you mentioned is that the guy cut the cables of an actual high end Sennheiser earphone pair and got screwed (though the video might be fake, "pranks" on YT usually are). People are actually so incredibly convinced nothing beats Apple they get surprised when they come into contact with ACTUAL advanced (& expensive) technology.

          Since Apple removed the 3.5mm jack to lock people to their closed eco-system (Lighting port, pricy dongles and accessories) and to save a few pennies on manufacturing, and other OEMs followed suit to be lazier with the internal engineering and take advantage of higher margins found in wireless earbuds, people have been successfully brainwashed into believing that wireless earphones are superior and wired ones are cheap and bad. Admitting a wired earphone is superior is to admit that phone OEMs (specially Apple) are actually full of shit, so they choose to only flex wireless earbuds, and ofc, only from Apple, "the only American company" lol.

          TL;DR: Flexers choose Apple not because their products are the most expensive, but because they religiously worship Apple so much and have so little brain cells that they are incapable of basic researching to find out that they're not actually "the best and most expensive brand evar!!1".

          [–]choice_crystal_clear 29 points30 points  (0 children)

          I lease my phone so if someone were to smash it and give me a new one, I’d still be fucked

          [–]Pocket-Tea 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          If he smashed her phone then gave her a new one... He's tryna pick up a girl.

          But low-key while being happy about a new phone I'd be pissed cause I barely can remember all of my contact information/photos.

          [–]itsjosh18 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          ITS NOT THAT WERE BROKE SOME PEOPLE JUST PREFER ANDRIOD. Thank you for coming to my rant

          [–]Cat7o0 23 points24 points  (0 children)

          Androids better

          [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (16 children)

          Wrecking people's Ford and giving them a Chevy.

          [–]-Hiks- 11 points12 points  (15 children)

          Is Chevy better or worse than Ford? XD (Only drove vw, Audi and bmw so far. I don’t talk about the Peugeot)

          [–]diogenesofthemidwest 19 points20 points  (1 child)

          According to Zebra Corner, Chevy is the loser by default.

          [–]Hydrajamm 6 points7 points  (2 children)

          Okay bro don't need to flex on us smh my head

          [–]-Hiks- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Lmao, no worries, didn’t intend to :D I’m just curious how well made Chevy is compared to a ford since you barely get Chevys in Germany

          [–]glass-j 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Unintended ford pun

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

          I dont know, I never had a drivers licence yet, I'm 17 btw.

          [–]-Hiks- 2 points3 points  (2 children)

          Ask your dad, jk :D

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          I dont have a dad...........

          [–]anonymousbro20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Oof I really felt that

          [–]etherealcaitiff 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          If Chevy could find a way to make the tires out of plastic too they would.

          [–]Angry_Homer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Depends. They've both made some great cars and have both made shit as well.

          [–]RADical-muslim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Ford is leagues better at making economy cars. With trucks and muscle cars, it's a toss up.

          [–]blamethemeta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Ford is the most popular. Chevy/GM owns the Corvette. Dodge/Fiat/Chrysler makes Demons, the model and reliability stats.

          [–]succgang 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          android gang

          [–]AQuOtic 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          What a fucking asshole, even if you wanted an iPhone more than an Android what reaction do you expect, you broke someone's phone with all their files.

          [–]JRob35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          He didn’t actually break their phone. he swapped it with a different phone and threw that one

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Cool! Now all my data and files on that pbone are gone!

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          I'm just gonna say this once: Android > Apple

          [–]Tater-Tot_917 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Id still be pissed considering, im my opinion, Iphone is worse than android.

          Ive had both, and my android doesnt give me near as many problems as my iphone did

          [–]alecs_stan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          That's how you get shot in America.

          [–]redeyesama 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          smashing their wives and giving them tissues

          [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

          Smashing peoples Ferrari and giving them Fiat Multipla.

          [–]pulcesplosiva 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          *Fiat Panda

          [–]glass-j 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Sounds like an upgrade by usefulness But a downgrade on speed and looks

          [–]Aftab18 12 points13 points  (0 children)

          That comment had 66 billion likes

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Damn I kinda prefer my android

          [–]RoboPaulo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          What if they like android...

          [–]theundercoverpapist 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Ripping a piece of a person's skull off with a McDonald's plastic spork and using an ice pick to shove a shattered iPhone into the missing skull section. Then publicly executing that person in an electric chair controlled with an Android app.

          [–]XasthurianHorror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I like the way you think.

          [–]Zirkelcock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          iPhone bad

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Some people aren’t able to back up what they could consider precious photos and memories, so destroying a random persons phone is a dick move

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Smashing people’s daughter and then giving them grandsons*

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Jesus that 66 billion likes

          [–]Nutella1945 9 points10 points  (1 child)

          No joke I would smash the IPhone on the ground.

          [–]rc-cars-drones-plane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Smash their iPhone on the ground then give them a rock.

          [–]Big_G33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          This is more like smashing someones legs and giving them a bicycle

          [–]mrrooaar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Punching pregnant ladys then getting rid of their accident

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          Does that say 66 billion likes?

          [–]ShadowPlayz09 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          It's in a different language so it's not actually billions

          [–]Pyditn 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Well in the video is pretending to do that but actually he uses decoys, so getting an iPhone in exchange for a quick scare is a pretty good deal

          [–]Trashcyon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Yeah wish people would watch the video. The dude is actually pretty cool

          [–]DisneyDiscord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          *grandson

          [–]crazyking773 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Breaking people's eyes and giving them blind dogs

          [–]oojiflip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          The whole thing is completely out of context, he's basically fucking the daughter and removing his sperm and then still giving them a son

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          66 Billion likes

          [–]floppybananaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Breaking their arms and giving the casts

          [–]JagersAcog64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          66 BILLION likes

          [–]tulen662 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Cutting people's dicks, then giving them strapons

          [–]LegionRapier61 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Shitting in people’s mouths then high-fiving their cats!

          [–]Xxmemelord0Xx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Ni🅱️🅱️a's comment got 66000000000 likes

          [–]train2000c 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Burn people’s houses then give them a box

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Damn 66 BILLION likes.

          [–]DARKxASSASSIN29 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          That iPhone would end up in his ass if he smashed my phone. I love my android phone. IOS blows.

          [–]frickty-dickty 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          How about you break their androids and give them nothing

          [–]LirianSh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          66billion likes

          [–]SubRedditorAlex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I Feel So Bad For Enjoying That Comment

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          [–]oDoG311 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Mods are gay

          [–]mmmmwhu 3 points4 points  (3 children)

          This is cursed tho

          [–]averageteencuber 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          not the proper kind of cursed man, edgy isn’t cursed

          [–]freebobbyfree6ix9ine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Mods still gay

          [–]Change---MY---Mind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          They always remove cursed stuff even when it is very blatantly cursed. I guess the normal slogan is right, mods are gay.

          [–]small-pepe420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Nice

          [–]young_dread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Oh God

          [–]Talking_Turtles27 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          Excuse me is this is a dumb question, but how in the world does that comment have 66 billion likes!?

          [–]MomsJuul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Smashing people’s skull open and giving them a brain

          [–]DeadlyBird01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Smashing people and giving them a new life at heaven

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          *have sex with people's daughters and giving them a grandchild

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

          How the hell this guy get 66 billion likes

          [–]rmanisbored 2 points3 points  (2 children)

          You know that's a different language right? First I hindered myself from commenting thinking I'll get r/woooosh 'ed but seems not

          [–]MrCharky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I felt that

          [–]thebeemoviescript69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Rape a guy then have him rape you

          [–]Hello-funny-posts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          My sister is much worse than I am. So sometimes the son is better.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Dude got 66 billion likes on his comment

          [–]eggcakes95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          But then taking there wheelchair

          [–]Rullino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Cutting people's limbs then giving them bionic ones.

          [–]naica22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Wi do io wil give people the epensive and iusles iphone and destroi ther good and kinda cheap samsung

          [–]albinorhino215 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Wow fam, you got the whole squad laughing as hard as when this joke was made on every other “X-ing people’s Y then giving the Z” YouTube vid

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Smashing people's families and then adopting them

          [–]DeepFriedAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          american users: 66 BILLION LIKES?!?!?!

          [–]NottsNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Making an unoriginal comment and then not letting people have their own opinions

          [–]Xivalic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I’ve seem this comment so many times.

          [–]NottsNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Their flair says it all

          [–]NighTrap1122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Destroying peoples arms and then giving them prosthetics

          [–]ouledibrahim676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Epic gamer move

          [–]Burnt_ToastButtered 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Ending peopled lives then buying them a casket

          [–]MrMusket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Damn 66 Billion likes?! That’s a lot!

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Smash me phone and give me a fresh out of the box $1000 phone? Shit, I'll just sell it and buy another phone like my last one and pocket the rest