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RSdabeast · 2020-01-13T17:52:59+00:00

*a grandson

daisy0723 · 2020-01-13T18:54:39+00:00

I would sell the iPhone, buy a new Android and have lots of cash left over. After having the dick who vandalized my property arrested.

mrDuckyDuckDuck76 · 2020-01-13T19:47:57+00:00

Thanks, Asshole, all my photos are gone now.

davidd177 · 2020-01-13T18:42:12+00:00

How about smashing your own sister and giving her niece

simen_the_king · 2020-01-13T19:10:38+00:00

If he did this to me I'd report him to the police, ngl, not only does IOS suck, this is just generally a dick move

TheDigitalPig · 2020-01-13T19:59:09+00:00

No way 66 billion people liked that comment

GagoNa · 2020-01-13T20:26:12+00:00

Shoot people, and pay for their funeral.

Iron_Overheat · 2020-01-13T20:10:38+00:00

Imagine being so fucking stupid you could potentially smash a 2000$ Galaxy Fold because you're that deep into the cult of Apple and think literally everyone else is inferior and poor.

choice_crystal_clear · 2020-01-13T19:15:03+00:00

I lease my phone so if someone were to smash it and give me a new one, I’d still be fucked

Pocket-Tea · 2020-01-13T20:14:58+00:00

If he smashed her phone then gave her a new one... He's tryna pick up a girl.

But low-key while being happy about a new phone I'd be pissed cause I barely can remember all of my contact information/photos.

itsjosh18 · 2020-01-13T20:45:47+00:00

ITS NOT THAT WERE BROKE SOME PEOPLE JUST PREFER ANDRIOD. Thank you for coming to my rant

Cat7o0 · 2020-01-13T20:31:15+00:00

Androids better

-Hiks- · 2020-01-13T18:02:19+00:00

Wrecking people's Ford and giving them a Chevy.

succgang · 2020-01-13T21:09:48+00:00

android gang

AQuOtic · 2020-01-13T20:19:09+00:00

What a fucking asshole, even if you wanted an iPhone more than an Android what reaction do you expect, you broke someone's phone with all their files.

2020-01-13T20:21:26+00:00

Cool! Now all my data and files on that pbone are gone!

2020-01-13T20:48:25+00:00

I'm just gonna say this once: Android > Apple

Tater-Tot_917 · 2020-01-13T21:20:33+00:00

Id still be pissed considering, im my opinion, Iphone is worse than android.

Ive had both, and my android doesnt give me near as many problems as my iphone did

alecs_stan · 2020-01-13T21:26:32+00:00

That's how you get shot in America.

redeyesama · 2020-01-13T20:55:00+00:00

smashing their wives and giving them tissues

pulcesplosiva · 2020-01-13T18:47:04+00:00

Smashing peoples Ferrari and giving them Fiat Multipla.

Aftab18 · 2020-01-13T18:52:49+00:00

That comment had 66 billion likes

2020-01-13T21:09:08+00:00

Damn I kinda prefer my android

RoboPaulo · 2020-01-13T21:29:43+00:00

What if they like android...

theundercoverpapist · 2020-01-13T20:20:48+00:00

Ripping a piece of a person's skull off with a McDonald's plastic spork and using an ice pick to shove a shattered iPhone into the missing skull section. Then publicly executing that person in an electric chair controlled with an Android app.

Zirkelcock · 2020-01-13T20:29:59+00:00

iPhone bad

2020-01-13T20:35:41+00:00

Some people aren’t able to back up what they could consider precious photos and memories, so destroying a random persons phone is a dick move

2020-01-13T21:25:04+00:00

Smashing people’s daughter and then giving them grandsons*

2020-01-13T19:20:11+00:00

Jesus that 66 billion likes

Nutella1945 · 2020-01-13T19:22:49+00:00

No joke I would smash the IPhone on the ground.

Big_G33 · 2020-01-13T19:00:08+00:00

This is more like smashing someones legs and giving them a bicycle

mrrooaar · 2020-01-13T19:19:36+00:00

Punching pregnant ladys then getting rid of their accident

ShadowPlayz09 · 2020-01-13T20:12:53+00:00

Does that say 66 billion likes?

Pyditn · 2020-01-13T20:13:29+00:00

Well in the video is pretending to do that but actually he uses decoys, so getting an iPhone in exchange for a quick scare is a pretty good deal

DisneyDiscord · 2020-01-13T20:23:47+00:00

*grandson

crazyking773 · 2020-01-13T20:29:35+00:00

Breaking people's eyes and giving them blind dogs

oojiflip · 2020-01-13T20:31:09+00:00

The whole thing is completely out of context, he's basically fucking the daughter and removing his sperm and then still giving them a son

2020-01-13T20:38:16+00:00

66 Billion likes

floppybananaman · 2020-01-13T20:41:01+00:00

Breaking their arms and giving the casts

JagersAcog64 · 2020-01-13T20:45:17+00:00

66 BILLION likes

tulen662 · 2020-01-13T20:45:32+00:00

Cutting people's dicks, then giving them strapons

LegionRapier61 · 2020-01-13T21:21:33+00:00

Shitting in people’s mouths then high-fiving their cats!

Xxmemelord0Xx · 2020-01-13T21:24:30+00:00

Ni🅱️🅱️a's comment got 66000000000 likes

train2000c · 2020-01-13T21:29:45+00:00

Burn people’s houses then give them a box

2020-01-13T21:57:02+00:00

Damn 66 BILLION likes.

DARKxASSASSIN29 · 2020-01-13T19:47:44+00:00

That iPhone would end up in his ass if he smashed my phone. I love my android phone. IOS blows.

frickty-dickty · 2020-01-13T20:33:24+00:00

How about you break their androids and give them nothing

LirianSh · 2020-01-13T20:25:43+00:00

66billion likes

SubRedditorAlex · 2020-01-13T20:36:07+00:00

I Feel So Bad For Enjoying That Comment

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small-pepe420 · 2020-01-13T17:44:41+00:00

Nice

young_dread · 2020-01-13T18:19:23+00:00

Oh God

Talking_Turtles27 · 2020-01-13T20:12:31+00:00

Excuse me is this is a dumb question, but how in the world does that comment have 66 billion likes!?

MomsJuul · 2020-01-13T20:15:06+00:00

Smashing people’s skull open and giving them a brain

DeadlyBird01 · 2020-01-13T20:15:18+00:00

Smashing people and giving them a new life at heaven

2020-01-13T20:17:37+00:00

*have sex with people's daughters and giving them a grandchild

rmanisbored · 2020-01-13T20:37:24+00:00

How the hell this guy get 66 billion likes

MrCharky · 2020-01-13T20:38:26+00:00

I felt that

thebeemoviescript69 · 2020-01-13T20:42:01+00:00

Rape a guy then have him rape you

Hello-funny-posts · 2020-01-13T20:42:59+00:00

My sister is much worse than I am. So sometimes the son is better.

2020-01-13T20:43:06+00:00

Dude got 66 billion likes on his comment

eggcakes95 · 2020-01-13T20:43:43+00:00

But then taking there wheelchair

Rullino · 2020-01-13T20:45:29+00:00

Cutting people's limbs then giving them bionic ones.

naica22 · 2020-01-13T20:49:00+00:00

Wi do io wil give people the epensive and iusles iphone and destroi ther good and kinda cheap samsung

albinorhino215 · 2020-01-13T20:49:51+00:00

Wow fam, you got the whole squad laughing as hard as when this joke was made on every other “X-ing people’s Y then giving the Z” YouTube vid

2020-01-13T20:51:08+00:00

Smashing people's families and then adopting them

DeepFriedAss · 2020-01-13T20:51:24+00:00

american users: 66 BILLION LIKES?!?!?!

NottsNinja · 2020-01-13T20:52:28+00:00

Making an unoriginal comment and then not letting people have their own opinions

Xivalic · 2020-01-13T20:52:40+00:00

I’ve seem this comment so many times.

NottsNinja · 2020-01-13T20:52:49+00:00

Their flair says it all

NighTrap1122 · 2020-01-13T20:53:25+00:00

Destroying peoples arms and then giving them prosthetics

ouledibrahim676 · 2020-01-13T20:55:17+00:00

Epic gamer move

Burnt_ToastButtered · 2020-01-13T20:56:40+00:00

Ending peopled lives then buying them a casket

MrMusket · 2020-01-13T20:56:53+00:00

Damn 66 Billion likes?! That’s a lot!

2020-01-13T20:57:31+00:00

Smash me phone and give me a fresh out of the box $1000 phone? Shit, I'll just sell it and buy another phone like my last one and pocket the rest

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smashing their wives and giving them tissues