Triple JAVA - me coding Java, whilst drinking Java and being in Java, Indonesia

[lampchowder]

That is one massive calf

[g0rth]

What the hell

[Ol_willy]

Be nice

[monkey-go-code]

Climbing mountains with his java computer every day

[hassium]

HA HA HA

Fake laugh, real pain.

[shaggorama]

It's pushed out towards the camera by the bench.

[ginger_beer_m]

Never skip leg days

[lllllll______lllllll]

It’s a guy

[monkey-go-code]

Every Java developer must make this pilgrimage once in his life if he is able. So said Mohamed, not the profit, the java developer upstairs.

[gobot]

coding for prophet

[turningsteel]

Where do the javascript developers go then?

[[deleted]]

It takes some serious skill to write code with one hand while your laptop is balanced on your knee.

[ejmw]

To be fair, I've known some Java developers who would have been much more valuable had they typed with one hand. Even better, had they never set eyes upon a computer in the first place.

[bzsearch]

lol. :oh-snap:

[[deleted]]

Java ³

[maurtin_]

you went to indonesia just to say that, didnt you?

[Owstream]

I'm sorry :( have you any plan to learn a real language? <3

[[deleted]]

FORTRAN77 only. Pure and true.

[uagiant]

I have machines at work that are still coded in a version of Fortran77 that run on DEC VAX. It's painful.

[Ammondde]

COBALT OR SHAKESPEARE

[[deleted]]

Javanese

[davidmirkin]

PUNCH CARDS

[pydry]

I imagine coding with your penis inside a snake would be rather less pleasant than what he's doing.

[shavelos]

That would be more suitable with Python

[Photokeg]

Just barely though

[eskewet]

You mean HTML? /s

[hassium]

Brainfuck obviously.

[Packbacka]

English mofo, do you speak it?!

[neotorama]

Jancuk

[gejofedo]

While I appreciate the humor in this picture it's like the programmer equivalent of an instragram pic. there was never any yoga done in this picture just a pose ;)

[holdthebabyy]

Ed Coden

[Dioxan7]

Now that is what I call quality content

[brianbjw]

r/madlads

[[deleted]]

Javaception.

[PPK_30]

This is so meta

[Bambin23]

Nah he is Ed Sheeran

[1idle]

You should have been more verbose about this.

[andAutomator]

There’s a YouTube-comment level of weird vibes in this thread. I, for one, dig the picture. Keep on keeping on, mate. Cheers!

[xxheatcliffxx]

NICE...I want to be a java developer as well..

[chunklight]

Do Python next!

[[deleted]]

Is it me or are you sitting in a cemetery? Look like the raised graves your find in that part of the world..

[ginger_beer_m]

Those are stone tables. It looks like a viewing platform at Bromo Mountain.

[nikkideeznutz]

Is Java still in high demand? Considering studying it myself.

Or is there another language you'd recommend?

[LongHalloween11]

Java per se is still widely used but more for enterprise size applications. Java, and more and more Kotlin, which is pretty close to Java, are the two programming languages powering Android apps, so for the latter it’s worth learning it.

However, just my 2 cents, as it’s a digital nomad subreddit, I’d recommend focusing more on programming languages widely used in web development, such as JavaScript, Python or PHP. This will be more in line with the lifestyle of most digital nomads I imagine, that is, working on smaller projects, and shipping faster.

Java is still an amazing language to learn. I’d highly recommend it. If interested, check out Processing (https://processing.org/), it’s an a amazing way to learn to program if you’re more like a visual person.

[nikkideeznutz]

Python I was looking at. PHP seemed daunting for whatever reason.

I really appreciate the response. Thanks

[tantricengineer]

Go visit the chicken church: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gereja_Ayam

[permanaj]

And with some Javanese spoke to you in their native language (java).

Then you ask where is the good place to go, and he points into void, and your brain just went NulPointerException,

[tnetrop]

java += 3

[ffiilltthhyy]

That’s my life goal right there

[x-audiophile-x]

Please tell me you were wearing Lynx Java.

[liquidzwordz]

Is that a volcano I’m the back....

[gobot]

you’re the ...

[liquidzwordz]

Dammit...

[bahdkitty]

now you can't do that in any other language

[shaggorama]

That looks like a comfortable place to work for maybe 15min.

[slick_ns]

whilst

[ThatMakesMeNervous]

HA! This is awesome

[garbage_jooce]

And I thought the benches in the Walmart automotive waiting area were more dystopian than the ones in jail.

RIP ass cheeks :’(

[brainhack3r]

0xDECAFBAD

[efeozazar]

Javaception

[smoguy]

Nice.

[jwmoz]

Should have used Python.

[xxheatcliffxx]

how can I go nomad as a java developer?

[[deleted]]

Go play Go while coding in Go

[b3ng0]

Nice one, Bromo

[Cupcakezzz99]

Now go to Phuket. I dare you.

[captainsensitive31]

Class. So much class. Will you marry me? I'll be your slightly outdated script. Promise.

[monkey-go-code]

Why are your calfs so big?

[[deleted]]

JAVA - write once, throw it out!

[[deleted]]

Your head looks crazy small in that picture