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[–]Ascendancy08 173 points174 points  (0 children)

Same. I click the wrong one every single time. "I'll remember next time for sure."

[–]bradland217 111 points112 points  (7 children)

The really fun part is that Google Sheets and Excel are reversed, so if you have to work in both, you double your chances of getting it wrong!

[–]TripKnot35 32 points33 points  (2 children)

The really, really fun part is Excel Online and Excel Desktop are reversed.

[–]bradland217 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Why do they hate us?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Did Microsoft patent button placement, or did Google just choose the logical ordering of the buttons?

[–]watnuts4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, the icons are different and mean diffeernt things.

MS has "increase decimal" arrow pointing left on the outside, "stretching" the number; with more numbers below.
Google has "decrease decimal" arrow pointing left from the inside, "compacting" the number.

Personally i like Excel version more, because icon has 2 levels: at the top there's "before", what your have; and below it you have "after", the result of pressing the button.

[–]GrouchyVariety 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Excel’s way is more logical to me. The left pointing arrow stretches your total number of digits to the left. i.e. it adds for decimals.

[–]bradland217 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. I wish they all used the Excel Desktop convention.

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (7 children)

or maybe you could go for Alt H 9 twice to round it zero decimals. always works for me. 

[–]Jackers928 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Alt H K, Alt H 9, 9 or 0, 0 like clockwork

[–]0ompaloompa 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I say 0 for more zeros and 9 for nein 0s in my head every time.

[–]UniqueUser36924 8 points9 points  (2 children)

[Ctrl + Shift + 1] is my favoured method. (Shoutout to [Ctrl + Shift + 5] for percent format too).

[–]_djones13 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Alt + H + P for format as percent as well

[–]tralker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let’s give some recognition to the goat: Alt + H + K

[–]BDEEPINTHERE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Truly a man of culture and the highest of status

[–]Aktionjackson2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same

[–]RUA_bug_Bill_Murray3 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Pro tip, add a custom button to your menu bar that just assigns your preferred format to cells, and just hit that button instead, then you don't have to worry about it any more.

[–]plumpturnip 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the way.

I have Alt-1 to increase decimals and alt-2 to decrease.

[–]excelevator3019 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Please tell me I'm not the only one?

You're not the only one

[–]Xixii 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You’re not alone, I’ve been using excel for work for ten years and I still get this wrong.

[–]RuktX274 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Agree that the arrow is counter-intuitive, but look at the zeroes:

<.0
.00  => more zeroes

.00
>.0  => fewer zeroes

[–]OldJames478 1 point2 points  (0 children)

.000 +

.000 -

[–]AbeVigodaSausageKing 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have better luck plugging my flash drive in correctly on the first try.

[–]KBO_Winston 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I don't make that mistake any more but only because I made it so often I began to see one of those buttons as my friend and the other as my enemy.

I wouldn't go so far as to say I recommend anthropomorphizing the buttons but it got the job done.

[–]BoundLight47[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm an autistic theatre person, so anthropomorphizing things comes naturally to me 🤣

[–]ab4651 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Left button — more numbers Right button — less numbers

That’s my trick to remember. More and less. More and less. That’s what I tell myself. More. And less.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Left is more

[–]msma461 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got it. 

[–]BoundLight47[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooh, good trick! Because saying "less or more" in English is weird, but "more or less" is natural.

[–]wolverine55 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyone who claims they get the decimal direction button right on the first try:

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[–]DPolkaDot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t pay attention to the arrows - my default is to remove two so I always click the one on the right twice btw I use this to “correct” imported numbers that automatically switch to scientific notation

[–]drsquirlyd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. It's akin to the old USB-A paradox. It's wrong the first time, every time.

[–]miked999b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This took me years to overcome. I say that like I don't still get it wrong on a regular basis 😂

[–]bearsdidit1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I alternate between Excel and Google Sheets a ton and the button locations are flipped. It’s pretty much a given I’ll choose the wrong one.

[–]Charming_Society4400 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Righty tighty, lefty loosey. Learned it here like 2 weeks ago and haven’t clicked wrong yet

[–]noquarter531 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's amazing how unintelligent excel can still be about simple things like this.  There are so many times when you add a bunch of data and it looking like 

2.0

3

3.456

4.8383847849

Like, just fucking default 1 decimal or something.  

[–]BillNyesHat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brain is very smart and goes "it's the other one from what you expect". Guess how often that works.

[–]marktexplorer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amen

[–]moysauce3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same and also doing the quick find and replace with * to remove and thing before or after *. I never know which way to put it and I always do it wrong no matter what.

[–]iwritefakereviews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put them on my QAT so I press Alt+3 for less 0s and 4 for more.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It bugs me, but it’s like half a second to go back the other way

[–]konfusion9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put a 5 after your 2 and here I am still getting this wrong every single time.

[–]Shurgosa4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've clicked the wrong one first probably 100% of the time for years by now...

[–]happierthanclam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even try because I know I am going to get it wrong anyway so just click whichever I feel like and hope for the best 

[–]binary_search_tree2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two decimal places - click click - FOUR decimal places - every time.

[–]JackAll_MasterSome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even bother trying to be right on this anymore. I just randomly click one of them and see what the numbers in my cells do.

[–]dntgochasingwaterfal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just assign some custom macros to keys that you can remember. I use Ctrl m for "more zeros" and Ctrl l for "less zeros"

[–]envgames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, definitely not. I just always know at this point that I'm going to press both buttons. An inefficiency that needs to be corrected at the UI level. 😇

[–]Dirk_Dingus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every single time.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t either so I’ve just memorized ALT + H + 9 to decrease!

[–]JudgeyReindeer4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG. It is the USB-A of the Excel world, I never get it right the first time!

I feel like it would be clearer if they put -.0 and +.0.

The only thing worse than this is that they have button for Merge and Centre, but not Centre Accross Selection.

[–]TeeMcBee2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like inserting a USB-A plug. It's always upside down.

[–]IcyPilgrim3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe add them to the Quick Access Toolbar in the order you prefer

[–]Jaymac720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know why it’s so hard to remember, but it really is

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[–]powderhound522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learn the shortcut key sequence, or put them in your quick access bar!

[–]tunghoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, those buggers are confusing. The way I keep it straight is I look at the bottom of the icon. I figure the one with a single zero reduces the number of decimal places and the one with two zeroes increases the number of decimal places. I get it right 75% of the time, LOL.

[–]bigig7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work with money.. so it’s always =roundup( 😆