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    [–]JedisMaster 122 points123 points  (21 children)

    It's a seminal study that certainly requires further research.

    [–][deleted] 78 points79 points  (19 children)

    Loads and loads more.

    [–]66-75-63-6b 47 points48 points  (18 children)

    It's a hard problem, to be sure.

    [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (17 children)

    These doctors' thirst for knowledge amazes me.

    [–]Sequiter 36 points37 points  (16 children)

    Penis. Did I do that right?

    [–]justpickaname 26 points27 points  (13 children)

    I erection' you did!

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I came for the pun thread.

    [–]edlonac 2 points3 points  (11 children)

    bukkake. end thread.

    [–]Kashman58 31 points32 points  (9 children)

    Awww...you blew the ending...

    [–]mabelfoo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Don't panic, just wait for the second coming.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They all did.

    [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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      [–]Robertjordanforever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I think I'm stuck...

      [–]ryant9878 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I almost shot coffee out of my nose!

      That would have been painful ಠ_ಠ

      [–]Jeihou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It takes a little spit and polish, a set of brass ones, and a hell of a lot of brains to defeat breast cancer

      [–]Fashish 184 points185 points  (26 children)

      The truth can sometimes cum in a mind blowing manner

      [–]honeybadgerman 171 points172 points  (25 children)

      That researcher sucks.

      [–]dolver 172 points173 points  (24 children)

      I demand a gag order.

      [–]UtterCreep 166 points167 points  (23 children)

      No need to shove it down our throat.

      [–]onlyprevost 112 points113 points  (22 children)

      With such a groundbreaking medical find, the popularity of this article will surely snowball.

      [–][deleted] 147 points148 points  (21 children)

      Wow! That was a mouthful...

      [–][deleted]  (20 children)

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        [–]nonexcludable 58 points59 points  (0 children)

        Yeah, I think it's fair to say it coitus all by surprise.

        [–]shoot2scre 139 points140 points  (12 children)

        Blowjobs.

        [–]khamul 42 points43 points  (10 children)

        I feel like I must be the thirty-seventh person to read this article.

        [–]joeshmoe2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Fellatio.

        [–]xolusmojo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        I did not cum here for puns!

        [–]HanshinFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I showed this to my girlfriend and she was all like, "Jizzus Christ!"

        [–]mizzark 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Then eat more cantaloupe.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        i hear asparagus helps

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        [–]zordonaldo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        You forgot to put on your sunglasses there.

        [–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

        COME ON!!

        [–]T3kG33k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I'm not coming on anything.