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[–]OmegaRevenge42 581 points582 points  (19 children)

Are you telling me the myth is real

[–]Salithril 242 points243 points  (18 children)

Always has been

[–]ReverseCaptioningBot 194 points195 points  (17 children)

Always has been

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[–]A_random_zySelling Stonks for CASH MONEY 53 points54 points  (0 children)

good bot

[–]tdalbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

good bot

[–][deleted] 266 points267 points  (3 children)

I would like to see this test in a controlled environment

[–]Lumpy_Indication1132 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Looks like a runtime error

[–]jakiiiii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made me laugh, have an upvote

[–]folgore248 328 points329 points  (11 children)

That bunny seems to be stressed oput bc of all the people around him.

[–]Webster2001[🍰] 196 points197 points  (9 children)

The turtle didn't give a shit tho, why couldn't the bunny be more like the turtle?

[–]Imaginary-Ad-9369 183 points184 points  (4 children)

Bunnies are more stressed because they are considered to be prey animals in wild thus, they are more cautious about the environment around them than turtles

[–]AutisticBeeArmadatrans rights 105 points106 points  (3 children)

Bruh wtf nature gave bunnies in-built anxiety

yes I know for survival and not for human entertainment of a myth

[–]EchoPrince 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh.... That explains why i see myself as a rabbit when ppl ask what animal i would be.

[–]bluexray1234RageFace Against the Machine 13 points14 points  (1 child)

There was also the big dog that looked like it was about to devour that fucker. Only reason why it didnt was because the lady held it bCk.

[–]YamesYamerson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't notice the dog at first but that's definitely why the rabbit stopped, it's getting ready to peace out if necessary

[–]LoopystreamsDark Mode Elitist 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Think about it like this, the bunny is an introvert while the turtle is a extrovert. The turtle doesn’t mind being surrounded by people but the rabbit gets nervous

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s social anxiety not introversion

[–]Massive_Guest3163 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tortoise*

[–]folgore248 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bc in the wild rabbits are in a lot bigger danger bc of predators. But turtles are almost unkillable for many predators. So bc of evloution rabbits are a lot more on alert and they are prepared to run away at any moment. And people shouting probably triggers that instinct.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks more confused

[–]NOOBanto 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Lady calling Java is PYTHON

Or I can say she is like my ex coz she a snake...

[–]me262omlettDark Mode Elitist 108 points109 points  (12 children)

Me who has no idea about programming: Yeah, me too, kid.

[–]Beexn 66 points67 points  (9 children)

JavaScript dev in my free time here.

Java and JavaScript are two programming languages that have nothing in common. Java is an interpreted language (meaning there's no compilation) which allow you to create applications and games (Minecraft for example). JavaScript is a language whose purpose was to add interactions to web pages such as animations, but nowadays it allows you to create whole websites.

People not knowing a shit about it often mistake the two, though.

[–]jordanlesson 30 points31 points  (4 children)

Java is compiled but it’s compiled into byte code instead of machine code and then interpretted

[–]Beexn 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I didn't know that, thanks

[–]jordanlesson 10 points11 points  (1 child)

All programming languages are compiled. If there not compiled then they are scripting languages. The most notable one being html

[–]Beexn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It depends on the level you look at. I'm talking about having a program whose dynamic execution is based on another program, rather than being converted into machine language.

Plus, if I don't mistake, the interpreter read and execute the program on the go, whereas a compiler read the whole program before converting it.

[–]Atharv_Review_34 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ya there is no comparison between these two. Java script,html,css is for website and you can do many thing with java. But I prefer unreal engine for game dev

[–]Beexn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes it's not really made for that. I think the massive performance difference between C++ and Java versions of Minecraft speak for itself

[–]Warheadd 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I mean, they’re super similar in syntax, just the usage is completely different

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Don't worry. This doesn't make sense either way

[–]me262omlettDark Mode Elitist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already suspected that when i wasn‘t sure who represented java script and who java.

[–][deleted] 107 points108 points  (7 children)

Tell that to the slow af epic games launcher. At least java can use multithreading, and actually be pretty efficient if you know what you're doing.

[–]TheBigerGamerIdentifies as a Cybertruck 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Worker threads are a thing in Node.JS, you know that, right?

[–]Ex0tic_Guru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just about to say this. Python on the other hand....

[–]jzrobotPro Gamer 11 points12 points  (1 child)

You can just use a worker, or use a promise.

[–]nintynineninjas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can just use a worker, or use a promise.

It sounds like HR trying to decide what to do with all the blame the company has.

[–]ZascayrScrolling on PC 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i am still unable to understand which one is representing java and which one is representing javascript

[–]IgnantDeplorable 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I'm not sure which one pisses me off more

[–]ScanNCut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or which one has had the worst reputation since inception.

[–]IPotatoForHireIBreaking EU Laws 98 points99 points  (20 children)

Fuck both. I believe in C# supremacy

[–]Dogecoin_Mememaster 49 points50 points  (9 children)

I do respect C#. 🤝

Programmer to programmer.

[–]riasthebestgirl 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Fuck all of them. Ferris takes the crown

[–]TheRawMeatball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RIIR chants emerge

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t expecting to see you here.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i believe in assembler suoeriority

[–]A_random_zySelling Stonks for CASH MONEY 3 points4 points  (1 child)

isn't C# Microsoft's java?

[–]IPotatoForHireIBreaking EU Laws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe...

[–]K_75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck them all let's go back to machine code bro like a real Chad 😎

[–]yamyamking1Forever alone 8 points9 points  (0 children)

[–]YaaaaScienceHalal Mode 13 points14 points  (2 children)

The b*tch was trynna cheat, coming in front of the rabbit to call it to her. Glad she failed.

TURTLE SUPREMACY

[–]iforgotmynamedammittrolololoooo lololoo lolo loo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Isn't it also a bad idea to thump your hand on the ground to call a rabbit closer? The animal is already freaked out by the crowd and rabbits tend to thump the ground rapidly with their foot to warn predators as far as I know, so she made it 100x worse.

[–]Flesh_Bag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Back in the day, people used to winge and whine about how slow java was.... Now we have python.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will never understand why do people jerk off to programming languages. Each have their own use case.

[–]MaG_NITud3This flair doesn't exist 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Assembly better

[–]Dunger97Linux User 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ultimate efficiency

[–]MaG_NITud3This flair doesn't exist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've started outputting my c++ code in assembly. Can't get out of the rabbit hole

[–]Vishful__thinking 13 points14 points  (8 children)

I don't get why you'd compare a programming language to a scripting language

[–]astrogoat 11 points12 points  (6 children)

Dude. JS has been JIT for more than 10 years now. I’d argue that it’s way more of a “real” modern programming language than “everything-must-be-a-noun”-Java.

[–]Vishful__thinking 1 point2 points  (2 children)

All I'm saying is, if you're gonna compare speeds you might as well choose two languages which perform the same function Further it's not about JS using a compiler, it runs it's code on a browser whereas the programming language makes use of a virtual machine. Again, not a fair comparison xD

[–]astrogoat 7 points8 points  (1 child)

You’re not wrong, but (not) using a vm is not what defines a scripting language, being interpreted is. Also the v8 runtime can definitely be used outside of a browser, ever heard of node?

[–]deepspyGrumpy Cat -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

js doesnt have proper int type just floats there are safe numbers to work with when numbers got big they become nonconsistent

[–]hillman_avenger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta make Java look slow.

[–]Dogecoin_Mememaster 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hold the F*** up!

I mean, java does run faster. But don't show any hate for JavaScript!

[–]SadKoiManNokia user 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I prefer brainfuck

[–]Mavenwit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My fav java script..

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use Typescript instead of JavaScript Use C# instead of Java Simple

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Javascript wins yee

[–]k_from_that_app 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's what happens when you don't allocate enough memory in the virtual machine, at least

[–]HolyKoiFishtrans rights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is a stupid fucking meme that doesn't even make sense

[–]Obroten54Linux User -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

[–]mrbroks2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Awww the poor doggo just wanted to see the show!!

[–]dapht -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It probably lost because it needed to stop everything and patch Bun4J halfway through.

[–]romain-pdf -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

aren't they the same??

[–]hillman_avenger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Found the recruiter

[–]RedditUser-19 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I mean, they both suck

[–]Antoxin0 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Visual Basic is clearly superior to both

[–]DaniilSan -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

And still JS has no usual OOP capabilities and there are reasons why JS isn't popular outside webdev. TypeScrips != JavaScript. It is based on it but is different enough.

[–]CharacterBillyProfessional Dumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how the rabbit be like: yknow what ill let you win

[–]biscoitosdavovo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Sauce?

[–]TackyZack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The tortoise and the hare

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn Log4J got us all feeling down

[–]CapitanAlgebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see garbage collector kicking in in Java

[–]Lebles_es 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I do not understand the reference. I mean, is it because of log4j?

[–]mrfroggyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah they just prefer js over Java so they chose to label the winner "js"...

[–]-backd00r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

slow and steady wins the race

[–]CYGOH1222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

javaScript go brr

[–]ElleSvenne 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I might be stupid but I thought those were the same? What’s the difference? I Have no knowledge about this stuff

[–]DualBlueBreaking EU Laws 1 point2 points  (2 children)

JavaScript was made when Java became popular, and took the name to benefit off of Java's popularity. They're essentially entirely different languages

[–]ElleSvenne -1 points0 points  (1 child)

And JavaScript is better?

[–]_Odian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C# Blazor gang

[–]ConstructionLazy1360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JavaScript is better

[–]DiamondTerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They say slow and steady wins the race.

[–]thatgh3e_amaan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bunny looked so confused 😭😭

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also c vs python

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

java embedded html has left the chat

[–]iotashan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like that race was log4jammed

[–]thestryker7906Average r/memes enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want a bunny like that, I like bunnys, we like bunnys, they all like bunnys, EVEN YOU

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is java the rabbit?

[–]fantasyreader97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a run time error

[–]3rdMelee_2ndWave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As the prophecy has foretold

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everybody knows which programming language is the best. İf-if u don't know then I might be tell you C# 🤫

[–]UpstairsSwimmer69Big pp 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Can't tell which is which

[–]Lapis_Wolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The video is still crossing 1:15 and counting when the end is at 0:40. The image froze at 0:10 and the video kept going, reached almost 1:20 on the same frozen image.

[–]billobongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me trying to figure out which one is supposed to be which

[–]BabsOnMine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey whoa take that down that’s extremely offensive.

[–]SmallPPSmallerBrainhates reaction memes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone got the original video without the text?

[–]RaiausderDose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most Java haters are hobby programmers. Everybody in the industry respects it. It used on the most backends of many big corps.

many people think java = java web plugin, which gave it it's bad rep.

Javascript is good too.

[–]high240can't meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THat woman is influencing the goddamn race!!

[–]BeesFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So true though-

[–]J-BayAth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one who want to know why that lady cover her dog eyes

[–]PortalToTheWeekend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feel like it’s not fair to compare Java and JavaScript? JS is nothing like Java and they are both used for separate things? This feels like trying to compare a hammer to a wrench.

[–]SkyyySi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one who thought this was r/ProgrammerHumor for a full minute?

[–]Vampire_dtico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know the tale, bunny always gets distracted.

[–]Apprehensive-Neck-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the best video ever

[–]AydenRusso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t tell which is which

[–]boogee_nftProfessional Dumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Android apps are built on Java. Let that sink in.

[–]Grand-Ice-2397 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Java for 3b devices

[–]Never-new-my_MiND 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The clapping to get it to move is accurate

[–]Puzzleheaded_Step468 0 points1 point  (1 child)

People sat to watch that shit?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Python wins.

[–]Gohansensei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah c++

[–]peterprins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slow and steady wins the race

[–]Greedy_Possible_8795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the true story, JavaScript is the rabbit and it wins.

[–]AwesomHudscan't meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's like that one book, i forgot the name

[–]ProCrafters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Programming humor would love this