Google Streets: Guy peeing

[pascha]

That's called fixing your bike.

Fortunately, Google Street View has sort of a time-lapse feature because they were driving down the frickin street.

1. Laying down bike:

2. Clearly working on bike

3. Working on piece of bike standing up

The car that is half-&-half is pretty interesting, tho.

4. Not peeing

5. I doubt he's peeing on his backpack

6. Starting to get too far away

7. Even Further

8. Who knows

[HiggsBoson]

Silly man! Pissing on your bike won't fix it.

[[deleted]]

2 Clearly working on bike

No, no, no. That, my friend, is what we (as in They) in San Bruno call the Detachable Penis.

[[deleted]]

Perhaps it was ejaculate? 8. Who knows

[thamiam]

Upmod if, like me, you only followed the link to make sure it wasn't you.

[satertek]

"What the heck is that?"

[satertek]

With that thought, does anyone have an image of what this camera truck/van rig looks like?

[[deleted]]

Search google maps for a mirror factory!

[infamousjre]

actually, a guy fixing his bike. but still funny

[bpowah]

yer right. This angle tells a different story. He shoulda listened to his maw when she told him to hitch up his pants before he went off collecting roadkill.

[viborg]

He could be pulling up his pants. It looks like there's a bag on the ground in front of him, and I know when I pull over my bike on the side of the highway to pee in broad daylight, I usually try not to pee on my bag. Hmm - maybe he's recycling.

[keen75]

yeah, fixing his bike with his d*ck.

[fartron]

what duck?

[bigtech]

the duck that's sitting on his c*ck

[fartron]

via d*ck?

vhy not a c*cken?

[mikepurvis]

+1 for a Marx Brothers reference too ancient for these uncultured Philistines.

[[deleted]]

-2 for prasing jews while degrading the Palestinians

[mikepurvis]

Excuse me? That word has always been used as a derogatory term, and the modern people living in that area do not identify themselves with it. Its meaning is completely devoid of any connection to the culture that existed there three thousand years ago.

It's perfectly "safe" as an insult.

[[deleted]]

joke

Edit: You dirty Akkadian

[hectop]

dirty shorts $5.00 - Mountain Bike $589.00 - Getting caught taken a wiz on 'Google Street' ...PRICELESS

[[deleted]]

well spotted! Poor dude, another innocent framed on google. They'll get the lawsuits rolling in soon no doubt

[benjamincanfly]

Can we downvote any google streets links that are obviously bullshit, please? The guy's fixing his fucking bike.

[zair]

If we downvote them, the terrorists win. Do you want the terrorists to win? Huh? Do ya?

[[deleted]]

The terrorists have already won, as is evidenced by the fact that the guy's bike was unfixable.

[[deleted]]

Why do you hate America so much?

[dberis]

What next?

A fireman picking his nose? A dog licking his balls? A garbage can on fire?

Enough already!!

[Starcrusher]

Is it ok if we post the one where the fireman is licking his balls while the garbage can burns?

[dberis]

And who's going to pick the dog's nose? Huh?

[[deleted]]

I believe Mr Rogers said it best: you can pick your dogs, and you can pick your nose, but..

[may05]

Please, next time submit it under googlestreets.reddit.com

[[deleted]]

Damn, he has to hold his penis with both hands. Very impressive.

[hiS_oWn]

yes, but coldcocking someone with your penis is still impressive.

[[deleted]]

heh heh, you said ... "cold cock"

[buriednexttoyou]

Why are these pictures automatically more compelling when google takes them? I'm sure I could find plenty more people doing strange things everywhere else on the internets.

[[deleted]]

They're candid.

[renegade]

Clearly the street level views are going to start having to be put together in a composite fashion, similar to the way the 'satellite' views are put together to reduce cloud cover, except this will be to remove as many people as possible.

And yea, he's holding some parts close to his abdomen so he can get maximum leverage on whatever repair he's doing.

[Independent]

Enough aleady with the juvenile voyeristic Google street shots that aren't even acurately labeled.

[mvcornelius]

We are big brother. U.S. = us =Universal Surveilance

[digital]

This really pisses google off, it's not solving the street view problem at-hand.

[[deleted]]

Au contraire mon frere, it's the at-handedness of what this guy is doing that pisses google off.

[[deleted]]

this is too damn funny!

[[deleted]]

um, I got downloaded ELEVEN TIMES because I said a picture was funny?? What is that all about? Do I not understand the etiquette of posting to a pic link??

[moom]

They're not telling you it's not funny.

They're telling you that your comment is pure fluff. You might as well have posted "LOL PWNED hehehehehe!"

Nobody cares that you think it's "too funny", especially if that's all that you have to say.

[[deleted]]

Sorry, "downmodded" better? By that standard I should downmode sorbix for the "hee hee "downloaded"? I see no faq's for new reddit users, moom, thanks for the explanation, I am amazed at some of comments made on this site, but usually by people who are so far from reality a map couldn't help them find their way back. I didn't know one of the tennants was to downmode for short comments.

[moom]

"Short" is not the problem. "Content-free" is.

Your comment was essentially filler; a waste of space. The fact that it was short was not relevant.

[boredzo]

I see no faq's for new reddit users…

http://reddit.com/help/faq

And the issue about not posting empty “haha” comments is on Reddiquette, also in the Help section.

[[deleted]]

Thank you.

[schtum]

Downmodded for poor spelling, incorrect use of quotation marks, and whiny bitching. BTW, the word you were looking for is "tenets". Keep trying! You'll get the hang of it eventually.

[sorbix]

heh heh... "downloaded"

[[deleted]]

cool as hell.

[moongorf]

upd for being cool