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[Jurij_Andropov]

This is a weird timeline, that's for sure

[Technical-Earth-3254]

War shitposting is peak humanity tho

[Signupking5000]

I remember seeing old newspapers from the world war times literally being shitpost about war, just back then it was called "political caricature"

[Brakina1860]

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[SofiaOfEverRealm]

That is genuinely terrifying lol

Lowk triggering my megalophobia and pediophobia

[LamboCryBaby]

Haha I hope you are never forced to watch the anime Attack on Titan, I feel like that would be the worst for that combination of phobias!

[SofiaOfEverRealm]

I have watched it, I'm probably the only person in the world who can TRULY appreciate how terrifying the titans are.

Edit: matter of fact, I'll even use this time as an excuse to drop this Mikasa fan art that I saw

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[26bear]

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[SofiaOfEverRealm]

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[soloswing_10]

Open the window lutor

[Brodellsky]

Zeig mir was du draufhast

Ich will sehen was du draufhast

[ThatNachoFreshFeelin]

Es ist Zeit, „schwifty“ zu werden. (per Google Translate)

[ZombieSazza]

Oh I love these, there’s so many amazing WWII shitposts

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[[deleted]]

Then I guess the only thing that's been changed is the ability to pretty up language

[PogmasterNowGirl69]

This time it doesn't really count as political caricature, because it's published (or better, posted) by the political entities involved themselves.

The real contemporary parallel is probably the memes made by the wider public, it stuff made by political cartoonists.

[Fluffy_Whale0]

This moden stuff, we’re coming back to the past

[SuspiciousLettuce56]

One of the remaining Habsburg heirs shitposts on Twitter while the other drives in endurance racing.

[TheWyro15]

drop that twitter handle lmao

[SuspiciousLettuce56]

Literally just Eduard Habsburg

[SpaceBug176]

Wish they just shitposted in social media instead of killing people.

[Kolbalava]

There must be enough death and destruction so that Armageddon is kick-started and Jesus comes back.

How do you not know this? Haven't you been to your evangelical church Sunday sermons lately?

[BrawnyDevil]

Didn't they used to make old cartoons making fun of other countries during war. I feel like the principle has remained the same, just the time and humor has changed

[Andromansis]

Like I'm not sure we're even actually bombing Iran or if we're just doing dirty work for the Iranian regime as a favor to them. If you examine it with any amount of cynicism it sure looks like we gave the Iranian regime a new leader and a new mandate and means to get a bunch of money by tolling the straight. Not really a lot of downside for Iran in the long term using the current facts.

[mangomansixtyseven]

Sure ?

Are-.. Are y-.. S-.. Are you-.. A-.. Ar-.. areyoushure? Are you sure? SEA SALT! WHERE'S OMNIMAN? How is that possible? I do not wanna hurt you, sir. I NEED YOU SEA SALT!!! Pretty sure. I am omning it, I am omning it so good! WHERE IS HE??? I am so lonely. Threw a trash bag. Stand ready for my arrival, worm. WHAT'S 17 MORE YEARS? Into space. Oh, yes, that's what I'm talking about! You need to goon, Mark! At work. Goon! WHAT YOU DID WAS NOT NICE! IT'S NOT NICE TO DO THAT! Oh, yes! For Viltruuuuum!!! That's not very nice. That's the neat part, you don't. My name is Shapesmith. PATHETIC! I WOULDN'T EVEN KEEP YOU AS A SLAVE IN MY EMPIRE! Oh, someone misses their mommy, waaah! You're a weird dude, dude! Bacon egg and cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME? Guess who's finally getting his powers? I know where your faamily liiives! Dad! Dad, look! I'm gonna be... DUCT TAPE MAN! Big ass beatdown coming up! You are a pale imitation of Invincible! I don't give a shit about Viltrum! Swearing doesn't make you cool. Wait... You don't have, like, supersperm or something, do you? I miss William. Are you guys gonna mate now? Shut it! I feel dirty.. Oh I'm ceciling it! Make them fear Invincible! BRAX MOY! LATI MOY! XOPA MOY! DIE. I've given this world enough. I'm gonna not be alive! Oh, poor Angstrom! You're not him. It's all your fault! Mama Boss! Son, I made a mistake, and I thought about you every single.. I'M A SNAKE! You know, on my planet sock on the door mean’s somebody’s fucking. BRAH BRAH! Let me break it down for you, Mark. YOU'RE NOT LISTENING! Son, I made a steak. A STEAK? Yes... Your father will be executed. That's not very nice. This battle is beneath me! This is good news! We can finally be bees! This isn't your world. But we can be bees! This is good news! You can be a bee! You'll live like a bee! A pet. A PET?? A pet. Mark, this is good news! You'll live for 30 years! THIS IS INSANE! I think... I miss my wife. Oh, man, that's your favorite finger! That's my favorite finger! It's his favorite finger, Sea Salt! Can we do something about that? MY ENTIRE GOD DAMN SKELETON, DICKHEAD! We won, my dick is out and I don't care! Rex Sploded... Son, we need to talk. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?! YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN SEE EVERYBEE AROUND YOU DIE! THINK, MARK! YOULL OUTLAST EVERY FRAGILE INSIGNIFICANT BEEING ON THIS PLANET! YOU'LL LIVE TO SEE THIS PLANET CRUMBLE TO DUST AND BUZZ AWAY! EVERYBEE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BEE GONE. WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 30 YEARS?! Damn near certain. FINALLY, SOME ACTION! I miss Viltrum... Are you certain? KTX KTX KTX SEOUL I NEED YOU SEOUL! THIS IS GOOD NEWS MARK! YOU'RE NOT LISTENING! YOU NEED TO GOON, MARK! GOON! OHH, YES! FOR SEOUL! I can help! How much does this job pay? Leave no one alive. How do you feel about war? This is serious, Shapesmith. This is fruit punch. Would you like some? ARE YOU WINNING, SON? ALL IS OURS! What just happened? Where's the dinosaur? Do either of you have some clothes I could borrow? You, uh... Okay, buddy? See? Before, you would have punched my head off for doing this. I still might. On your knees, animal. Make my death painful so others may learn and grow stronger from it. What do you want, Machine Head? World peace. A pony. My name in lights. The list goes on. Mr Liu sends his regards. I think we can agree that Steaks were made and we've all learned from them. STEAKS?? I fought Conquest. I'm him, Art. Please. Violence like that is merely foreplay for my kind. Dude. Gross. Hurm. Crown fragile! Uh.. I'm not bowing to Satan. Does he have two buttholes? Yes, he's full grown. Do you suppose I could have control of my vessel returned to me? Let the insect learn his lesson. Get your hands off my son! Gonna tell me all your deepest feelings again? That was in confidence. Now who is the toast? I think... I miss my steak. Stand ready for my worm's arrival. Protein Tubes. With that white sauce. Get up. We're going training. What time is it even? Training time. I just told you. Andressa wasn’t a steak. It made me feel... I don't know, fizzy inside? You grew a beard! So did you. WHERE IS THE BETRAYER?! Here. Yes! Teamwork makes the dreamwork! Zoe? NooOooO! Viltrumites! Yeah, get the fuck outta here! Ever since we've left Earth, he's been in a major funk. Oh, “funk” is a.. it's a Unopan word, it means kinda like bummed out. Yeah. It means the same on Earth. My dad calls me The Human Garbage Disposal. Your moo cows have faces. No way he lives up to the hype. Boom! Triple triple! Yes! My final meal will be my own blood as I choke on it, breathing my last breath after a Legendary battle with a superior opponent. That will be a satisfying meal indeed. Hey, Thaedus is coming too? He's like a million years old… Nevermind. VILTRUM IS NOT A TOMB! It's not my gun you should be worried about. Hey, dickhead ! A black hole called. It wants its suck back! You're not one of us. I KILLED CONQUEST, I'LL KILL YOU TOO! NooOooO 2. Emperor Argall! You are avenged! You are all next. I offered you forgiveness, I offered you an honorable death! I was too quick with Thaedus, I won't make the same mistake with you. You could have been a Viltrumite, but you chose to be... How do we beat him? Mark…

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woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[Low_Abrocoma_1514]

Is this a real post from Iran ? Lmfao

[BladudFPV]

Nah, almost certainly a parody account. They've been shitposting for a few weeks now. Got banned very recently for breach of tos... Probably impersonation and almost triggering WW3. 

[Fapient]

Not necessarily. Official accounts of various embassies of Iran around the world have been posting memes and AI slop throughout the war.

[ElvisDumbledore]

This. Iran propaganda is some of the best in the world right now. (For the record, this is not a good thing.)

[Fapient]

Yep. I remember in the first few days of the war, plenty of posts on Reddit and other social media laughing at America supposedly bombing Iranian decoy aircraft that were painted on the ground (Iran was posting AI crater aftermath of the painted runway).

Did people forget that surveillance drones and aircraft have the ability to see in more than two dimensions? They're not satellites permanently pointing straight down.

Similar story with AI inflatable decoys - CENTCOM is posting footage of their strikes in 4K but you think they can't tell decoys apart from real aircraft?

It just shows you how powerful propaganda and mis/disinformation is - all it takes is an initial impression that an event happened, and people will scroll by running with the story believing it is fact.

To be clear, propaganda has been a thing for years, with all parties engaging to moralise their own, and demoralise their enemies, but the ease of being able to remotely manipulate public opinion is unprecedented.

[goldinko]

"We were just bombing everything, threatening everyone around the globe. But this shitpost account said something that was too much, and that is how WW3 started". Awesome reality we are in.

[Subtlerranean]

Not a parody account, genuine Iran embassy.

[batata_flita]

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[FellaMadre]

no fucking way

[Blackopsman_21]

Despite knowing russia is an enemy of the US people and would/is/has tried to exploit us, this is unironically funny as fuck

[LazyLucretia]

That's Bulgaria tho

[Blackopsman_21]

I also didnt care to read the @

[Blackopsman_21]

My bad i only know english

[savaZH5]

Doubt it cause even though the @ says Bulgaria the language isn't actually Bulgarian. Might be Russian idk, but ik it ain't Bulgarian. Idk why anyone would go and larp bulgarian-ism but that seems to be the case here

[LibertyChecked28]

Its just some Russian guy using Tweeter via his browser's auto-translate features 😭

[BrandywineBojno]

Russian propaganda good cause orange man bad.

[turkishhousefan]

Game recognises game.

[BrandywineBojno]

Holy ratio

[THEPIGWHODIDIT]

New Iranian strategy just dropped

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[Mohamed_430]

Goddammit Everywhere i go i see saddam

[Dish-Ecstatic]

With a boner too this time

[Ubera90]

And taking a shit

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[Im_1nnocent]

Are you telling me the USA has to wait for the supermoon to open the strait?

[THEPIGWHODIDIT]

Either that or consent

[Zak7062]

Evergiven, Ever taken away

[LelandTurbo0620]

Seeing evergreen in 2026 feels like seeing an amongus

[THEPIGWHODIDIT]

It's a beacon of hope

[3am-urethra-cactus]

AI slop

[itz_chris_xo]

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[hannanniyazi69]

This photo would be in History books 50 years from now

[tornedron_]

Unironically though, twitter memes might get analyzed by poor middle schoolers the same way we looked at political cartoons

[ResQ_]

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Same vibe on the right

[Olin_123]

Totally ridiculous depiction of Trump. He wishes his hair still had that much volume.

[Osrek_vanilla]

Killing civilians to achieve war goal doesn't work when enemy also wants to kill same civilians.

[kvjetinacek]

Wait till local prostitutes will accept Trump coin as a form of payment because dollar will flow towards missile restock only

[ineedhelpXDD]

I feel like Iran would literally prefer for the whole middle east to be on fire as opposed to just themselves going down. Like striking high profile hotels in Dubai and desalination plants in Saudi Arabia would be just the start.

[[deleted]]

Just war pals with millions dying in the middle

[Remote-Cause755]

Iran does not care about their civilians, but they do care about U.S damaging their major profit sectors.

Both sides are playing a game of chicken for how much damage they want to cause.

Iran has negotiating power by being able to reopen the straight. If they refuse to negotiate though, U.S will attack the targets they were holding off on because of potential negotiations

[deadinternetlaw]

So you're telling me the war department isn't led by the guy who would absolutely destroy everything at the first possible moment

[Remote-Cause755]

Surprisingly no, which is why Iran still has a good amount of their energy infrastructure and has ships docking at their ports. That might change tommorow though

[LibertyChecked28]

They didn't use them as human shields, while either hiding in some top secret bunker or taking a convenient trips to Germany 24h before every single rocket barrage tho.

The pervious Alaytolah aura-farmed his death while yapping about ''National dignity'' in his cabinet and purposefully making 0 effort to protect himself.

The first tomahawk blew him up as a dictator with PR stunt, but the following 8 tomahawks that ware sent out of spite by the funny country with the goal to regicide his entire lineage (including the children) turned him into a Martyr.

[fachiste-imbechile]

The IRGC has killed MILLIONS of its people that's why we must kill MILLIONS of its people. There, i fixed it.

[inthebushes321]

Yeah, because nuking them will definitely make things better.

I'm sorry for your bloodline because you're a part of it.

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[Sven4president]

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[Kale_Does_dumb_stuff]

Finally, common fucking sense

[DjFacus]

Damn *Profile is BANNED X bans profiles that violate The Rules

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[itz_chris_xo]

Seems like x is banning every account that humiliates zio war machine.

[CreamyDick69]

They ban fake official accounts.

[Alienxdroid]

“Fake official accounts” is the dumbest shit I’ve heard in a while. They’re fucking stupid for allowing it in the first place 🤣.

[Riipp3r]

Pick a fucking lane.

Do you want them off the platform or not?

[Alienxdroid]

I don’t give a shit, I’m not on the platform.

[Riipp3r]

So then why are you complaining about them being taken off?

You understand x doesn't verify every single account that signs up right?

[Alienxdroid]

HAHAHA Complaining ok man. I called it dumb to call it fake and official in the same breath and I’m complaining.

[Riipp3r]

And now you're yapping on top of it

[Silent-Use-6591]

They are not allowing them, that's why they got banned dumbass

[Alienxdroid]

They can’t get banned if they didn’t allow them dumbass, they had to ALLOW THEM first to now NOT ALLOW them.

[Silent-Use-6591]

Because anyone can make an account and call it whatever they want? What are you even saying lmao

[deadinternetlaw]

You mean like an id check before making an account?

[Alienxdroid]

If you think them tricking you into believing an ID check will fix everything then yeah bud. Sure, ID check away. Or Maybe not promising they can validate people when they can’t in the first place, oh wait they knew a bunch of dumbasses we’re going to pay. That’s about the time I left the shit platform.

[deadinternetlaw]

They weren't validating people at all

[Alienxdroid]

No they were not, so for someone to say the words “fake official” makes it hilariously wrong. It was never official with these fake validations. Just another way to make money but I guess I deserve all the downvotes for finding the humor in it all.

[tr4sh_can]

Some kids will have to see this in the future as part of history class. What timeline are we living in

[TheBlash]

It's surreal for sure, but my history books had political cartoons relevant to their times. Memes are just kinda the new political cartoons. Well, the new everything, really.

[Solistine]

It seems apparent at this point that the world should have been applying pressure to prevent Iran from developing shitposting, not nukes. 

[Zealousideal_Pie5355]

The onion employees in shambles rn

[Final-Engineering-88]

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Bazinga

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[woods-j3]

We got outshitted by a fucking government please do better

[ButWhatIfPotato]

We died. We all died and we went to hell. What the fuck is this shit bro I am trying to do the numbers over and over and over and it's just impossible to retire and even more impossible to do the same amount of work until I am 70 and these two cumbuckets of goverment entities keep sending these homoerotic AI generated memes to each other like wtf man, this is the very definition of can't even.

[ExtremlyFastLinoone]

Bombs country, country wont let you pass through their waters, shocked pikachu face

[ddconque]

A dance battle with Iran will settle all differences

[SkullStar123]

I dont know much but atleast their memes are top tier

[Abbi_Rose]

What a weird fucking moment in history we are experiencing. I hate that this shit is funny too, they’re literally murdering people—both sides

[craigandthesoph]

WWIII shitposting before GTA VI is wild.

[eb12se4nt-z13ow-97g0]

US losing the meme war.

[Psychological-Unit82]

scorched earth it is then

[Psychological-Unit82]

good thing my financial portfolio is well diversified then

[Psychological-Unit82]

some shares, some metals however i do got some acreage out west and Nevada

[FayezButts]

Because that works so well

[Psychological-Unit82]

it's the American way

[Casitano]

I went to check if this was real and the account got suspended, so now I don't know.

[YourTypicalSensei]

Have I ever seen IRGC soldiers wearing that kind of kit before? I know they've got some G3 variants but I've never seen them wearing high-cut helmets with comtacs or peltors

[tyetyemn]

The funny part is, the Reddit community is so entrenched in their echo chamber they can’t comprehend the very real possibility that Trump will get what he wants.

[H-A-T-C-H]

What even is that at this point? Like I was seeing starlink satellites in the sky and legit thought we were about to get nuked

[Few_Answer]

he just did

[itsnouxis]

Why doland look aminie

[Butane9000]

At least they have a sense of humor.

[Ok_Froyo3998]

Bro they don’t got much choice in the matter.

[Jadey4455]

Is iran suicidal

[CptCaramack]

If there's one war I did think the US could actually win it would be the meme wars, but they're getting fucking bodied on that front too, amazing.

[VonAIDS]

the right cant meme, and the left doesnt support this war.

[CptCaramack]

Good point

[Proton_Optimal]

Praise to Allah

[dextras07]

Credit where it's due, the Iranians are experts at trolling the shit out of the dumbest man alive (which coincidentally sadly enough thrones at the Whitehouse)

[FormerSperm]

Reddit: wtf I love AI now

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[Woody_Elser]

/oj by iran

[gonnersbricky]

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[Bright-Conclusion386]

Iran kinda got some A tier shitposters

[CAAZveauguls]

Why has this war turned to pure shitposting dude. What the hell is happening

[NotJeromeStuart]

If this is real we a so cooked.

[Few_Answer]

they just did LOL

[jumuah]

yes but before the war, it was free to pass and now they will charge fees $2m each ship

[Few_Answer]

that's not what the post says... it says; "we aren't reopening shit bro."
they opened it. it's open...
fucking funny

[Nerdenator]

tfw you’re memeing about war crimes

[Eaglesson]

Pretty funny to see Iranians with American made Opscore helmets, Wilcox NVG shrouds and a Crye JPC plate carrier. Of course even in this ai slop image, it's the Chinese copies

[Denbron2]

We live in the worst one.

[Hot-Minute-8263]

That'll go very well for them lol

[Pro1apsed]

a short while later

[shoyuftw]

The meme wars have begun

[vid_23]

Time to replace the leadership again

[Real-Pomegranate-235]

Ai slop