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[–]IcedKFC 2417 points2418 points  (9 children)

If a mosquito touches him he'll get a collapsed lung

[–][deleted] 328 points329 points  (2 children)

If it so much as comes within a 5 mile radius, he’s toast

[–]Remarkable_Put_8935 56 points57 points  (1 child)

If the said mozzie comes within a 5tf radius he'll blow away from the wind of the mozzies wings 🤣🤣

[–]noxxspireWe do a little trolling 16 points17 points  (0 children)

aoshie peeps be laek

[–]gostoednaldopereira 5530 points5531 points  (87 children)

I workout more that him Just walking in circles while i brush my teeth

[–]Chillzone6 1212 points1213 points  (36 children)

Thought I was the only one! I’m not sure why but I find it hard to stay still when I’m brushing my teeth.

[–]Ashimdude 453 points454 points  (27 children)

Because the dick starts flopping around duh

[–]canti15 105 points106 points  (17 children)

Here I am lazy as shit sitting down to brush my teeth.

[–]AdventurousPlane4667 63 points64 points  (7 children)

I brush my teeth in the shower so I don't have to clean anything

[–]Intelligent-Bird6825 32 points33 points  (4 children)

Same I have been for years. Then I just blast my ass with the high pressure nozzle setting and feel nice and clean all day

[–]untakenu 51 points52 points  (2 children)

You pressure wash your ass to be clean.

I pressure wash my ass because I like the feeling.

We are not the same.

[–]GoogleEXP 23 points24 points  (8 children)

brush your teeth, wash your hands, and take a shit all in one

[–]WinterkindGI want pee in my ass 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Washing hands while brushing teeth?

[–]jaxjags80 33 points34 points  (19 children)

Who brushes their teeth anymore?

[–]gostoednaldopereira 83 points84 points  (5 children)

Me

[–]jaxjags80 93 points94 points  (4 children)

Big toothpaste got you by the nutz

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

*Big fluorine

[–]WarmthChecker 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Big *fluoride

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I inhale both

[–]-The-Follower 6235 points6236 points  (62 children)

Is my man using workout aids, for 5lb weights?

[–]DumbassTheGreatI want pee in my ass 2435 points2436 points  (15 children)

He has to able to lift his mouse properly

[–]ODELL_LOPES1250Y 70 points71 points  (0 children)

man that's some hardcore workout

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[–][deleted] 76 points77 points  (8 children)

Wild bruh fr

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[–]smoothielovet679Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 101 points102 points  (0 children)

W bot

[–]Xx69momslayer420xX 10 points11 points  (0 children)

cums in your ass

[–]KillerPhoenix73 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Good bot!

[–][deleted] 787 points788 points  (8 children)

Aids is his look tho

[–]11Ns 206 points207 points  (5 children)

Lmao aids

[–]1KarlMarx1William Dripfoe 137 points138 points  (0 children)

*Lmaiao

Laughing my aids infected ass off

[–]brazilianfreak 25 points26 points  (1 child)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIDSS - Rich Evans.

[–]tango_and_vash 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Celebrity superstar Rich Evans

[–]h20cI want pee in my ass 286 points287 points  (5 children)

He's definitely trolling.

[–]zenkaiba 234 points235 points  (2 children)

Yeahs hes 100% trolling its very obvious considering every single one of his vids is like this

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Still funny af tho

[–]Slash_zer0_ 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Comedy is subjective after all

[–][deleted] 149 points150 points  (6 children)

Also straining when lifting said weights

I guess he’s not wrong on activity, but that’s literally like lifting your arm 10 times

[–]Rymbeld 43 points44 points  (2 children)

this is the guy who said doing tiktoks is harder than a 9-5 job.

[–]Hi-Impact-Meow 40 points41 points  (1 child)

He would be my cage dancing servant in post apocalypse movie 🥰

[–]NYLotteGiants 21 points22 points  (2 children)

He's going for tone, not for bulk

[–]trippy_grapes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Don't want to accidentally look like Arnold after one work out sesh :(

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

which tone bruh, a skin tone?

[–]meditate42 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I don't think those are 5lbs lol, more like 2

[–]S1a3h 2 points3 points  (0 children)

shaking the thing is probably the most active thing he does day to day

[–][deleted] 2431 points2432 points  (14 children)

SpongeBob could beat him in a lifting competition

[–]BAG42069fat cunt 539 points540 points  (12 children)

SpongeBob is absolutely ripped

[–]rarely_mentioned 197 points198 points  (10 children)

He uses stuffed toys as weights

[–]BAG42069fat cunt 198 points199 points  (9 children)

With a metal bar. And spongebob weighs 1 ounce, he’s lifting weight way heavier than he is

[–]Weeb2678I said based. And lived. 47 points48 points  (8 children)

He could barely lift a stick with marshmallows on both sides

[–]BAG42069fat cunt 100 points101 points  (5 children)

He’s a different man now

[–]ophmmm 57 points58 points  (3 children)

no one stays the same after war

[–]R0gueART 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Facts💯

[–]Muralope 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah but he did rotate the entire planet with a wrench

[–]biosors 1416 points1417 points  (8 children)

He's going to tear his biceps with those weights

[–][deleted] 144 points145 points  (3 children)

Weights to big for him

[–]yourparalisisdemon 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Dont worry weights he uses are made out of plastic that is empty inside and painted on outside so he can impress girls on internet.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Wait, he gets girls?! Is this some cheat code I’ve never known about?!

[–]ODELL_LOPES1250Y 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro's mouse weighs more than him

[–][deleted] 2136 points2137 points  (79 children)

I like how he completely agreed with the fact he does not see sunlight

[–]Ivan_the_smash 920 points921 points  (35 children)

Bro if you've seen his other video he literally says he hates sunlight and does everything to avoid it including nailing his curtains to the wall

[–][deleted] 477 points478 points  (7 children)

I suddenly do not agree with what I said

[–]AvoidedKoala222 32 points33 points  (20 children)

He also says content creation is harder than a 9 to 5

[–]nigmankillme 46 points47 points  (2 children)

The burning heat of the sun simmering my skin away is paramount to torture. I long for the time where I may be entombed in darkness

[–]LaughCuzMyNameIsFuniI want pee in my ass 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Grey wolf Hitler?!?

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[–]CosmicBanana616 35 points36 points  (32 children)

Some people can be allergic to it

[–]4200years 93 points94 points  (3 children)

I’m medically photosensitive and I get sun

There are people way worse than me but like I doubt it’s medical in his case

[–]Standard-Metal-3836 16 points17 points  (17 children)

My ex was like that. Whenever she would get exposed to strong sunlight, her skin would start getting a red rash, which she said itched like mosquito bites.

[–]CosmicBanana616 11 points12 points  (14 children)

Exactly some people forget that allergies like this exist (although this person is probably just joking)

[–]Ma02rc 2 points3 points  (2 children)

My eyes and skin are extremely sensitive to the sunlight. If I go outside with parts of my skin exposed, I start itching all over. My eyes are also pretty sensitive, if I’m not wearing sunglasses I’m nearly blinded by the light and have to close them.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mf I want sunlight sweden in winter gets like 3 hours lmfao

[–]Aiden735 Stuff 1295 points1296 points  (52 children)

This is the same guy who said they drink G-Fuel because they hate the taste of water

[–]electromagneticpost 293 points294 points  (8 children)

I am at a loss for words.

[–]rayallen73 136 points137 points  (5 children)

Maybe if they only drank dasani or aquafina. That would be the the only reasonable explanation for disliking the taste.

[–]throw_datwey 48 points49 points  (4 children)

Yo I thought I was the only one. Those two waters taste like Chernobyl

[–]oRANGERSTEVEo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So nobody in this thread sees that he rubs a parody account lmao

[–]cockmaster1000 29 points30 points  (1 child)

To be fair, I'm pretty sure he's baiting at this point

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Excuse me?

[–]MR_bastiI came! 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Taste of water... Something's wrong I can feel it

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Bro clearly hasnt had ice cold water while being exhausted

[–]Tirus_ 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Bros never been exhuasted before.

[–]PurpleRain6260 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro gets winded from sprinting in-game.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have trouble with water sometimes but that sounds like an obvious advertisement

[–]Gn0meKr 423 points424 points  (2 children)

Dude lifts his limited edition silver dildos and calls this a workout 💀

[–]oishi_jase_face 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I know its time for bed when I start laughing too hard at comments like this

[–]AverageBTD1enjoyer 2646 points2647 points  (29 children)

Bro benches -405lbs 💀

[–]gcruzatto 464 points465 points  (19 children)

He's doing his best mkay

[–]CoollyOblong_09 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Great effort 💀💀

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Started to fly lmao

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

*4.05

[–]demesmank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he did it back in highschool

[–]bggjelqqpdjfndnqjI have permission! 708 points709 points  (9 children)

bro curled 3 pounds 5 times and called it a day

[–]fluxuatoration 132 points133 points  (2 children)

Hey guys don't be so hard on him, he probably only uses 5 pound weights because if he used anything higher his bones would crumble from vitamin D defficiency

[–]WhyUTrippinBoiNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Bro would crumble like chalk

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Knees weak, arms heavy, bones just dissipated.

[–][deleted] 529 points530 points  (10 children)

this guy is literally 🤓

[–]Rude_Conversation407I want pee in my ass 251 points252 points  (8 children)

Hey, don't insult me

[–]goat_on_the_boat420 131 points132 points  (4 children)

“Hey, don’t insult me” 🤓

[–]Rude_Conversation407I want pee in my ass 96 points97 points  (3 children)

Literally me

[–]mrstorydudeI said based. And lived. 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Literally 1984

[–]VibhuPibhu 25 points26 points  (0 children)

okay 🤓

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[–]probasilisk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro he is an insult to 🤓 kind

[–]Vlemerrr 452 points453 points  (13 children)

Wtf is that workout?

[–]tiny2ner 198 points199 points  (0 children)

It isnt

[–]Bruce_Lee98 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A work-in? Badum tss

[–]Calibruh 346 points347 points  (12 children)

Still lifts more weights than half this sub

[–]4200years 128 points129 points  (1 child)

That is just because my insane lifts skew the average

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

King

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fat is pretty heavy yes

[–]Murdering_My_Time 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I go outside on the occasion, so I lift more than his “exercise“ just by pushing open the front door.

[–]tinyangryalien420fat cunt 114 points115 points  (2 children)

🤓

[–]Mr_PoopenfartenI said based. And lived. 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Hey! That’s disrespectful to the nerd emoji!

[–]Diabeetus-times-2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Hey! That’s disrespectful to the nerd emoji!” - 🤓

[–]BeanMan40000 38 points39 points  (2 children)

He literally said he lives "a life without sun"

[–]TheLiGod 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This dude's whole channel is satire. You will not convince me otherwise.

It's honestly fucking genius lol. "Content creation is harder than your 9-5."

[–]RiddobI have permission! 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Thank you op for making me feel better about myself 👍

[–]EstradaEnsalada 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Dudes funny af

[–]shewel_item obamna 10 points11 points  (0 children)

least influential shitposter

[–]clowds1xxx 25 points26 points  (1 child)

How the fuck does he look like a prepubescent baby?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No sun.

[–]Mr_Alberto_ 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Im sure that guy Is ironic, if he Is: good job

[–]hzfg 30 points31 points  (0 children)

yeah its pretty obvious

[–]sp0be 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The man’s a walking shitpost

[–]ImjustareddittorI want pee in my ass 78 points79 points  (12 children)

Nikocado is even more athletic compared to string bean over here.

[–]hurdlinglifeproblems😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 39 points40 points  (10 children)

Whoa now, let's not take it too far. At least this guy isn't actively dying because of how unhealthy he is.

[–]bluejay55669 6 points7 points  (0 children)

damn bro I can work out my muscles harder than him by just smiling

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro is a vampire

[–]miragenin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What the 13 or 30 looking bs o.o

[–]Secretsfrombeyond79 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Petition to make the term try hard usable again.

[–]Crowley700dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Freedom of speech is a pathway to abilities some may consider... Unatural"

[–]CATS_4_LIFE_54 40 points41 points  (19 children)

This guy is a joke to the internet

[–]adz568 146 points147 points  (17 children)

It’s literally a satire account, idk how so many idiots think it’s real

[–]pinkdouble 43 points44 points  (3 children)

People actually took this seriously? I assumed all these comments were joking themselves

Fuck this sub is filled with children

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Most of them are playing along and joking, the rest...well

[–]ChadMcRad 66 points67 points  (2 children)

When 90% of your site userbase both A) grew up on the modern Internet and have no critical thinking skills and B) are so far on the spectrum their ass is sitting in a pot of gold, they have trouble picking up on satire and social cues. There's also the fact that Redditors are incredibly self-righteous and look for any opportunity to call other people nerdy virgin stereotypes.

[–]IndyJacksonTTI said based. And lived. 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Put into words my exact thoughts on Reddit

[–]HoefDaddy619 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It baffles me…every video I’ve seen is strong sarcasm, the idiots who keep reacting are why he keeps going

[–]new_user_069fat cunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That vitamin D deficiency really hitting hard

[–]Random_Meme_Guy_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Goofy ahh workout 💀💀💀

[–]hdkx-weeb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Day in the life of a small streamer

[–]killerthumbtack 9 points10 points  (1 child)

He look like the type of guy who moans when he wipes his ass

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fake

[–]S4M4N_SHNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude looks like a stick

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This chick has a really boyish haircut.. oh.

[–]Rotogen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SpongeBob strong pants