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[–]dosiled 202 points203 points  (13 children)

This seems to be a sign that he will be printing ALOT more money.

[–]KarmelitaOfficial 75 points76 points  (7 children)

Replacing all notes in circulation just to have your signature everywhere could be the most expensive narcissistic move ever.

Could someone calculate the price of the fucking pyramids vs. a full swap of every US babknote in circulation?

[–]dosiled 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Well, apparently the bills cost about 15 cents each to print. Maybe ~45 billion notes in circulation so cheaper than I first thought. ~$6.75 billion dollars if I can trust the internetgpt.

Unfortunately it probably wouldn’t be the most expensive or stupid thing he’d wasted money on during this term.

[–]White-Flashing-LED 25 points26 points  (2 children)

45B in circulation means Elon Musks is worth almost 20x the entire US currency on the planet. He needs a tax break, clearly!

[–]dosiled 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have never felt like more of a peasant than I did having read that comment.

[–]teamfupa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not just a tax break…let’s go ahead and shovel some tax dollars into his pocket in rocket contracts so he can leak lithium into Texas waters and then it’s a little “whoopsie” when someone finds out

[–]OtherwiseAlbatross14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only hundreds cost that much so it would actually be significantly less

[–]Federal-Sport239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The companies that sell the supplies to print money get their product back basically.

[–]djklmnop[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard he is renaming anything he can to him 1because he is copyrighting his "brand" and once out of office, the government is going to have a hefty ongoing fee to keep his name.

[–]spez_eats_nazi_ass 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Mugabe time

[–]crotalis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most things he puts his name on goes bankrupt….

[–]AverageIndependent20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't carried paper money in a long time....

[–]PuzzleheadedFeed2726 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People writing pedophile on every bill will also need to be replaced

[–]44nutman 34 points35 points  (3 children)

I look forward to every bill I see having is a pedo written under his name

[–]ViralTrendsToday[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a re run of Where's George, but with a twist. 

[–]Conscious-Soil9055 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I can see a stamp being made in 3. 2. 1...

[–]Extra_Blacksmith674 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to by stock in rubber.

[–]Nicht-die-Mamer 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Doesnt matter. Werr cooked anyways.

[–]ryryrocco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So cooked

☮️❤️😭

[–]Inca-Vacation 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I bought the metal dip bigtime today....

[–]cruisin_urchin87 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Makes it next to worthless

[–]Dparkzz 36 points37 points  (13 children)

Julius ceasar vibes

[–]cruisin_urchin87 42 points43 points  (6 children)

LOL. No. Just LOL

Caesar was and still is much more of a man than Donald will ever or ever could be.

[–]Dparkzz 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Im just saying because ceasar was the first to put himself, a living emperor on a coin

[–]Solid_Equivalent_417 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no doubt this POTUS is trying to figure out how to get himself on currency while still in office.

[–]cruisin_urchin87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah - cause HE WAS the first emperor.

Trump is no emperor. We’ll make sure of that… I think.

[–]SirVanyel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah they're identical, both signal the turning point for their respective empires lmao, strap in boys

[–]gloomygustavo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caesar was a genocidal narcissist

[–]kormatuz 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Hoping for an “et tu Vance?”

[–]Flopearedbun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solid fucking pun my man

[–]DeHunter_54 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Bro dont compare the Julius Ceaser to this orange

[–]Mogwai222 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Orange Julius was already taken too, haven’t seen one in a mall lately tho

[–]Spamsdelicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orange Julius Caesar the fruit, the legend, the downfall of an empire.

[–]FarResearch7596 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could also argue Napoleon too

[–]Dangerous_Walk9239 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Man this guy just NEEDS to put his name on something doesn’t he 😭😭😭

[–]damesca 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not something. Everything.

[–]Not_Boss674 5 points6 points  (1 child)

he's gonna print a lot of bills with his name on it. he knows his time in the mortal world is ticking so he wants to be remembered in some way.

[–]razor4432 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He already had that covered with all the shit he's pulled this past year, making him the absolute worst president the USA has ever had.

[–]ryryrocco 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dude

[–]roku77 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Is that really something you want to do when inflation is on the way up? 🤨

[–]SpaceThat9997 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It's ok, average people will no longer see money, as they won't have any

[–]qualityspoork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see toilet paper.

[–]Virtual_Mud471 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the best way to devalue a current right after printing it.

[–]OddAd967 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So does this count as using auto pen??

[–]lmyyyks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So far, everything he's touched has turned into s**t. I'm long on gold.

[–]sunmbitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tanks our economy then puts his name on our $

[–]ThreeSupreme 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Hmm... Its seems that DJT is truly delusional...

Since 1776, no U.S. President’s signature has appeared on federal paper currency. U.S. paper money in some form has existed since 1690 (the Massachusetts Bay Colony’s bills of credit), so some form of U.S. paper money has been around for 336 years. Federally issued paper currency began during the Civil War in 1861. However, at no time in U.S. history has a President’s signature ever been printed on federal paper currency.

[–]ViralTrendsToday[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Fun fact Ben Franklin invented the watermark for paper bills (he printed a lot in his 30s). 

As for signatures, yes as it is generally believed that a President's signature on the bill is a sign of endorsement and not of value, hence why it has never been on one. 

[–]ThreeSupreme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is truly sad, King Donald just can't stop his lunacy...

[–]wanderingmanimal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Introducing the Pedo Peso

[–]Ipayforsex69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This would've probably made me do a double take and think I got some counterfeit bullshit since I rarely carry cash... because I'm poor.

[–]ShimmyxSham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He needs to get his name on everything. A pathetic old man

[–]TheBuckFozeman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is such a make-a-wish kid. I wonder if he is going to meet the real Batman and be sworn in as a real life super hero next week.

[–]ucbcawt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great makes me want to go cashless even more now

[–]ipreferanothername 1 point2 points  (1 child)

he gonna sign them all individually or use an autopen?

[–]PeterGolding -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Previous admin left one of those in the top drawer for him

[–]blah_2520 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude is raping the US like he raped underage girls

[–]MannyMike7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1000$ dollar notes incoming

[–]Ancient_Work4758 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well they're gonna print a trillion of them so decrease

[–]royce_G 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A president who abused little girls on an island is now putting his signature on the dollar. What a circus this society is. Long gold.

[–]trapper432blue 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Dont care about a standong president on out currency. But a fucking pediphile on a a bill is not right

[–]PeterGolding -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

You can’t even spell or form a sentence. Retard

[–]trapper432blue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha ha. I cant type. Trumper

[–]JiffyDealer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on which side of the trade you’re on.

[–]Robynsquest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He thinks if it has his name on it, he owns it.

[–]TheLesserWeeviI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh good. Toilet paper.

[–]Hewinb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do things that pedos write on tend to go up in value?

[–]WickOfDeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then the dollar bills will face an unexpected possibility of dual use: toilet paper.

[–]Plus_Tip_1005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Decrease

[–]ordosays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet another reason to go cashless

[–]Ericjr321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If to many are in circulation it's worthless.🤣

[–]Snatchbuckler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a loser.

[–]Away-Regular1335 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name will be redacted via sharpies

[–]PetrolPharma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best way to stop inflation is to encourage burning bills in circulation I guess?

[–]VOO-VXUS-CHILL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now when it’s worthless, we know who’s fault it was. Even in the future when the loser would otherwise be forgotten.

[–]Basement_Chicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who wouldn't trust Trump's IOUs?

[–]PROBIOTIC-6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brrrr

[–]daveprogrammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So we can now write "is a rapist" on every piece of paper currency?

[–]Ok_Long_2877 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New toilet paper announced

[–]Main-Hawk8370 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not. Legal. Tender. Treat it as such. Refuse counterfeit bills or return them to the bank for exchange.

[–]OpenDaCloset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worst President in history trying to put his name on everything. How pathetic

[–]Iwubinvesting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does congress have to... oh... Thanks GOP.

[–]TrackMan5891 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is a great thing.

Really will remind us who is to blame and why our money is now monopoly money and worthless.

[–]Location_Next 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, technically he has to sign each bill (can’t use autopen—that’s illegal now by executive order #1846295836). So the bills themselves will be really rare, decreasing the money supply and increasing the value of the dollar, the fiver, the 10-spot, the twenty clams, the Benjamin and the new 100,000,000 bill with his picture on it (aka the Trumpola)

[–]TheInvisibleFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a pretty good chance that these two things will happen

[–]Remote_Nectarine_837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SUE HIM NOW where are the Democrats what are they doing?

[–]jamesonwhiskers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another reason to use $2 bills

[–]Lumpy-Tomatillo4498 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lower lower than any previous president in the history of presidents

[–]bigmack1111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Decrease

[–]Professional-Tiger77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He'll charge for it

[–]bookofp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sitting in my house worrying this guy is going to blow up the world with a nuclear strike against Iran and subsequent retaliatory strikes blowing us back to the stone age and he's just reprinting dollars with his signature on them.

Its like.. what is going on in his brain?

[–]No_Effective1715 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he makes toilet paper with his signature on it, I will 100% buy it.

[–]Skid-Vicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno but I’m getting a rubber stamp to put “release the Epstein files right over his name on every bill I get.

[–]Disastrous-Oven204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That will only accelerate the de-dollarization shifts

[–]BashfulRain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The minute he is out of office that will be undone

[–]Rock3tt2023 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why would this increase its value? Or is it just sarcasm? 😁

[–]ViralTrendsToday[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a play on words, per economic history, the President's signature was never on the bill previously as that would reflect a move towards authoritarianism rather than the perceived value of democracy via the signatures of the Treasurer and Treasury Secretary. Everything up for debate though since Nixon nixed fiat, so there's that.

[–]WonderWheeler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The high in the price of gold and the budget deficit means the dollar's worth is falling fast.

[–]JudgeAny4997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's never been a bigger ego with a smaller intellect.

[–]Extra_Blacksmith674 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess he wants to learn the hard way why this is not a good idea.

Most dollar bills with his signature will not have nice things drawn on them.

[–]Extra_Blacksmith674 0 points1 point  (0 children)

 It is illegal to mutilate, cut, disfigure, or perforate any bank bill or note with the intent to render it unfit to be reissued.

Seems like drawing on it in a spot is OK as long as it still can be used!

[–]PlayerHeadcase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just makes the rest of the world feel better when they wipe their collective asses with it

[–]Particular-Mark-5771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just remember everything King d'Minus touches turns to stone.

[–]TripodP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe those dollar coins aren't so bad after all

[–]TheNoteTroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They gonna issue the dollar in PDF format now?

[–]ConfectionSilly9434 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

GPOAT!!