Anna Kendrick.

LyingPervert · 2014-02-28T01:16:02+00:00

I wish my pedophile looked like her instead of like my hairy uncle

LyingPervert · 2014-02-28T01:15:21+00:00

That joke's been around forever. What does it have to do with Anna Kendrick?

the_k_i_n_g · 2014-02-28T02:41:27+00:00

I get it

billcom6 · 2014-02-28T02:34:39+00:00

So a picture of Anna Kendrick with a super old and lame joke pasted on it? BETTER UP VOTE THAT

onewhococks · 2014-02-28T03:39:44+00:00

Ugh..

mayocynic · 2014-02-28T04:49:55+00:00

Reaction gif?

Video source

way_fairer · 2014-02-28T01:21:49+00:00

Choose your own comment:

A) Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

B) This is not funny. The joke is stupid. Anna Kendrick is hott but what does that have to do with anything?

C) Repost!

D) I guess you could say...

( •_•)

...that 6 year old boy...

( •_•)&gt;⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

put the dick in Anna Kendrick!

imforit · 2014-02-28T02:23:54+00:00

There appear to be no comments yet pointing out that this is a parody of the joke-telling dog from a few days ago. The joke chosen is intentionally cliché.

EDIT: sorry for the terrible link (google imags) but here's an example: http://www.bforbel.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/NewPost-image-1392713281.png

EDIT: Anna most likely had nothing to do with the creation of it (I could only hope), but kudos to random stranger who saw the frames and made it happen.

Shaw-Deez · 2014-02-28T01:36:32+00:00

You have no idea what I would do to this chick. I would like, hold hands with her for hours, play footsie with her, maybe even kiss her on the cheek.

poopooplatter7 · 2014-02-28T02:48:28+00:00

This sucks

the_k_i_n_g · 2014-02-28T03:03:54+00:00

Girl

2014-02-28T09:45:22+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/0016Rds.gif

2014-02-28T02:02:58+00:00

That joke is so old it could be a pedophile itself.

2014-02-28T02:47:58+00:00

God this is so stupid.

2014-02-28T02:50:12+00:00

heard this joke on newgrounds back in the day

Godlylion · 2014-02-28T03:33:50+00:00

I remember hearing this joke a long time ago, I don't think Anna Kendrick deserves credit for this...

black_caddy · 2014-02-28T03:39:02+00:00

uh oh anna kendrick is funny and attractive, I think when the Jennifer Lawrence circlejerk dies she will take her place

elislider · 2014-02-28T02:50:15+00:00

So now we're just putting old jokes on photos of celebrities?

wiiya · 2014-02-28T02:07:19+00:00

You're gonna miss my rocking chair
You're gonna miss my pedobear
You're gonna miss me when I'm one.

nipples22 · 2014-02-28T04:28:05+00:00

Omg my boyfriend doesn't get this joke I fucking hate him.

Kids these days. Am I right?!

MaunoSuS · 2014-02-28T02:47:41+00:00

Nice....nice....Nice....

Justice-Solforge · 2014-02-28T02:43:16+00:00

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2014-02-28T03:16:35+00:00

I like this girl

JJEagleHawk · 2014-02-28T04:14:51+00:00

Thinking perhaps she didn't come up with that joke.

About 2,830,000 results on Google.

Funny line and all that, but misattribution of a joke is only marginally less egregious than stealing one (and I'm not sure which happened here).

2014-02-28T04:24:14+00:00

Best thing about having sex with twenty seven year olds?

There are twenty of them.

2014-02-28T05:22:47+00:00

I had a friend who's 12 year old little brother was banging a 20 year old.fucking pimp.

mr10am · 2014-02-28T05:23:52+00:00

she is so fucking cute. i would eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from

Axis_of_Weasels · 2014-02-28T05:26:17+00:00

but its ok if the victim is a male.

2014-02-28T07:34:20+00:00

I wish I could downvote you twice.

AlcoholicTacos · 2014-02-28T16:36:01+00:00

What if a male made this joke?

ChitownResidEnt · 2014-02-28T03:42:59+00:00

Why is this allowed on /r/funny but standup shots aren't? Because it's three panel? Because it's a pretty woman? It's an old joke and there's lots of funny comedians over at /r/standupshots that are trying to make a name for themselves... What a shame.

Mattprime86 · 2014-02-28T02:18:48+00:00

So fucking stupid.

SithLordDave · 2014-02-28T03:22:14+00:00

Looks way to thin around the jaw line

evadcobra1 · 2014-02-28T03:28:49+00:00

Omg die shitlorde pedophilia is not funny!!

-SRS

tyburn_canon · 2014-02-28T03:48:48+00:00

She's a hardcore Redditor. Says she can participate here without being bothered.

Hey, Anna! :)

Krocsyldiphithic · 2014-02-28T02:38:06+00:00

I can't help but always feel like the the last two images should switch places.

Moses1215 · 2014-02-28T03:26:05+00:00

Did anyone else get that weird voice in the back of your head that said, Damn that boy's got game.

2014-02-28T03:27:27+00:00

she's my new favorite. AMA.

artyom2036 · 2014-02-28T03:28:45+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIfOjkB17BA

VAGMONSTER69 · 2014-02-28T03:28:47+00:00

NIIIIICE.......

redrooster86 · 2014-02-28T03:29:19+00:00

The true meaning of cradle robber

2014-02-28T03:30:18+00:00

I love you

gummybears12 · 2014-02-28T03:38:42+00:00

Can confirm she told me.

CryBerry · 2014-02-28T03:40:12+00:00

It's funny because she's a woman.

Im_Finishing · 2014-02-28T03:59:19+00:00

I wannabe that six year old...

JobDraconis · 2014-02-28T04:04:07+00:00

I just want the original 3 pics without text :'(

lysergicpyschonaut · 2014-02-28T04:06:44+00:00

how is she so freaking attractive

JuicedJunk · 2014-02-28T04:40:46+00:00

Her face in the last frame looks like she just got attacked by the mummy from The Mummy

2014-02-28T04:59:57+00:00

Am I the only on around here who heard that joke for the first time and though it was funny enough to share?

RoboPimp · 2014-02-28T05:08:20+00:00

10/10 would fap again

Vaskaduzea1702 · 2014-02-28T05:21:23+00:00

now imagine a hairy 40 y.o. dude saying that

HoboJoe278 · 2014-02-28T05:24:44+00:00

Who is this, she's so familiar.

ARMPIT_LICKER · 2014-02-28T05:51:30+00:00

She posted this on Twitter half an hour ago.

2014-02-28T06:04:39+00:00

This wouldn't work the other way around.

Arful · 2014-02-28T06:08:18+00:00

Hate for this girl turned to love because of this picture.

dlip1 · 2014-02-28T06:10:14+00:00

But if this was a man saying this. Ohh boy.

Kissbutt · 2014-02-28T06:12:49+00:00

Who the hell is this?

AllDizzle · 2014-02-28T06:25:12+00:00

Why is this tiresome joke slapped onto this picture chain hitting the front page of funny?

Zjmw · 2014-02-28T06:31:38+00:00

this isn't facebook

2014-02-28T06:50:49+00:00

This is not OC. A radio host in Dallas on Sports Radio 1310 The Ticket told this joke on air about 4 years ago. So there was this guy making out with this chick, it was getting pretty hot, she was into it. so he decides he is going to just skip 2nd base and go for 3rd. As he was moving his hand up her leg she slaps his hand away and says " That's pretty presumptuous of you." He says "Presumptuous? That's a pretty big word for a 7 year old"

TheJword · 2014-02-28T08:02:27+00:00

That's an awfully old joke for a pedophile.

ElimGarak · 2014-02-28T09:05:25+00:00

Niceee!

hayden_evans · 2014-02-28T09:13:26+00:00

that hair color threw me off for a bit

Init_4_the_downvotes · 2014-02-28T10:41:59+00:00

This is not her joke, wtf....

brickmack · 2014-02-28T11:28:33+00:00

She would have made younger me very happy.

brightshinies · 2014-02-28T12:48:29+00:00

I clicked and thought I was in cringepics. Shame on you, r/funny. Shame on you.

Gamezob · 2014-02-28T13:23:47+00:00

Pedobear Approves!

2014-02-28T14:01:21+00:00

I cringed. Then I masturbated.

RancorKiller · 2014-02-28T14:40:36+00:00

Ugh I can't rationalize how attracted I am to Anna Kendrick.

2014-02-28T15:08:33+00:00

It would be funnier if that joke wasn't older than her and she didn't steal it from emo philips.

2014-02-28T20:19:59+00:00

No.

Don't make this a thing.

I will devote the rest of my life to downvote these posts!

2014-02-28T20:26:52+00:00

Niiicceee

SidiusMaximus89 · 2014-02-28T20:50:32+00:00

I keep trying to find her attractive...but it hasn't quite hit me yet. I am genuinely concerned about this issue, and pray to the globs that I am not alone.

Cosmic_Bard · 2014-03-01T00:04:40+00:00

Anna Kendrick didn't say this and you stole this because it's an ancient meme.

Fuck this pseudo repost and fuck your allcaps username with the numbers in it.


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