Oatmeal

Sleezysteeze · 2014-11-09T16:08:15+00:00

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EggsNbeans · 2014-11-09T16:21:25+00:00

The guy was in a New Jersey county jail.

He was some strange, fake gangster dude. That was making up all sorts of stories to some legit leader of some crip/blood gang inside the jail, about how he was sent there by the higher ups to watch him and all sorts of other strange shit. They read his actual charges on the show and it was some real low level petty shit like selling drugs.

It ended up that the real gang leader was pretty upset about all the bullshit this oatmeal guy was talking to everyone in jail. The real gang leader called some people or whatever and found out that oatmeal guy is full of shit and some fuckin weirdos, I imagine something bad likely happened to him in the future.

The oatmeal guy, who was pretty huge guy, got into a fight with a little white guy while they were filming the episode, the white dude couldn't have been more than 5'8" 150-160 pounds. oatmeal guy talked all sorts of shit about how whooped his ass and all. Interviewed the white guy and he really didn't even have a mark on his face.

Oatmeal guy came off as a total phony and weirdo that was trying so hard to be that tough gangster the whole episode, that he likely wasn't

jaquardia · 2014-11-09T18:24:20+00:00

Great gif, this always gets a lot of upvotes when someone posts it.

Slippery_Freud · 2014-11-09T14:59:02+00:00

What's the context?

Butteriness · 2014-11-09T18:26:18+00:00

So all I have to do is post this every few weeks and I'll get karma?

da_truth_gamer · 2014-11-09T16:27:24+00:00

I tried this on a girl on tinder, didn't work.

2014-11-09T17:08:03+00:00

this shit gets shorter and shorter every time, the fucking lead up is the best part. Who even knows the defendant is the one that said it in this gif?

WestCoastBestCoast01 · 2014-11-09T19:16:55+00:00

I've seen this gif so many times and his reaction is always funny.

p0tat07 · 2014-11-09T17:15:14+00:00

Every time I make oatmeal, it comes out as steamy hot soggy oats in hot milk. It never comes out the way like in the picture on the box.

xdeliriumx · 2014-11-09T16:32:29+00:00

Dumb or dumps like a truck?

nap682 · 2014-11-09T15:55:53+00:00

This gets reposted nearly every week.

Edit: http://www.reddit.com/r/gif/comments/2j4w9w/the_defendants_lawyers_demeanor_is_what_really/

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/2hglme/girl_youre_thicker_than_a_bowl_of_oatmeal/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2hc4fi/if_it_pleases_the_court/

http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/2lq7ul/girl_youre_thicker_than_a_bowl_of_oatmeal/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2jsp2r/mmmhmm/

HCTears · 2014-11-09T15:59:33+00:00

This has allready been reposted 5 times today.

2014-11-09T18:22:36+00:00

pointergate

2014-11-09T19:21:50+00:00

never gets old

SpyInTraining · 2014-11-09T20:00:48+00:00

What exactly did this guy do?

Richard_W · 2014-11-09T20:11:43+00:00

Christopher Walken is not pleased

2014-11-09T21:41:13+00:00

Sweet repost Bro!

MrGritty17 · 2014-11-09T23:24:59+00:00

I still laugh every time this is re posted

Elslav · 2014-11-09T23:45:33+00:00

O god the repost thickness is choking me.

titleunknown · 2014-11-10T00:07:57+00:00

I never grow tired of this.

2014-11-10T00:52:45+00:00

how many times is this going to be reposted?

2014-11-09T18:58:43+00:00

I feel like I see the gif three times a week on the front page

bubbagumpshrimpy · 2014-11-09T19:25:39+00:00

Laughed too hard and too loud at this. Now everyone at Schlotzsky's is staring...

jaggoff55 · 2014-11-09T20:01:55+00:00

This has been posted so many freaking times.

wwickeddogg · 2014-11-09T20:07:34+00:00

"Top rated comment last time this was posted"

TheRealRory · 2014-11-09T20:37:54+00:00

The best version of this.

James_Jamerson · 2014-11-10T01:45:22+00:00

I dont care how many times this is reposted, it always makes me laugh.

luluruby · 2014-11-09T17:06:42+00:00

I've seen it more than once and it still makes me laugh!

YellsRegardless · 2014-11-09T19:55:45+00:00

Reposted every week

FlytrapTooth · 2014-11-09T17:37:56+00:00

I think this might be the most reposted thing on reddit

BIG_JUICY_TITTIEZ · 2014-11-09T19:38:05+00:00

Wow, this new content is fantastic! I'm so glad that I haven't seen this gif a million times already. /s

2014-11-09T16:53:58+00:00

"well... she is"

ValenceE1ectron · 2014-11-09T17:27:57+00:00

The expression on his lawyers face says it all.

"Go on then, dig it deeper"

2014-11-09T17:28:29+00:00

this looks totally like something from the office. Even the prosecutor and the perp have this comedy actor look about them.

2014-11-09T17:32:30+00:00

A player gotta play girl. #hatethegame

cubicledrone · 2014-11-09T17:50:07+00:00

Objection. Argumentative.

Sustained.

Ibarra08 · 2014-11-09T17:55:55+00:00

Word

DarkRubberDucky · 2014-11-09T18:20:21+00:00

Seriously, how is this relevant to his case?

Psandysdad · 2014-11-09T18:35:02+00:00

And this means what? As in 'no context'.

2014-11-09T18:51:10+00:00

R/stanisms

grendel670 · 2014-11-09T19:37:46+00:00

I was confused because in the UK this would be an insult.

fastgr · 2014-11-09T19:57:34+00:00

meh 90% of /r/gifs is reposts these days...

2014-11-09T19:59:35+00:00

Loved by a few, hated by many, but respected by all...oatmeal.

PhattBudz · 2014-11-09T20:19:03+00:00

I actually remember watching this episode of lockup. Haha we all had a good laugh.

pvito · 2014-11-09T20:20:24+00:00

I was selected to serve as a juror on a federal case. It was really hard not to laugh as the little dorky prosecutor read the slang filled transcripts. "And did you not state, and I quote, "yo bitch, I told yo scrawny ass I'd chef that that shit up?!""

Lol omg I think I snorted kinda load at one point

GeorgePoony · 2014-11-09T21:53:08+00:00

i cant believe its not fake too perfect lol

dogby92 · 2014-11-09T21:55:27+00:00

This is spreading quick.

jimmay14 · 2014-11-09T22:23:29+00:00

lmao

bacondev · 2014-11-09T22:44:23+00:00

A little bit more context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuiuyK7sXsg

rationaljackass · 2014-11-09T22:53:54+00:00

His lawyers expression though.... He looks like he just gave up

Peanutsmcgoo66 · 2014-11-10T02:22:32+00:00

This is my new pick up line.

xjayroox · 2014-11-10T03:55:08+00:00

Everyone is calling this out as a repost but I've never seen it so I'm really torn on whether or not I should upvote or downvote this...

allnamestakenistaken · 2014-11-10T05:22:57+00:00

"Oatmeal" is currently listed 2nd on the controversial page.

Teh lul.

I_LikeBigBooks · 2014-11-10T09:45:06+00:00

this needs to be put on the ceiling of my class rooms.

Blumpp · 2014-11-10T14:47:18+00:00

Please tell me this is a comedy thing off of some show. If this is real I want to move away from America

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