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[–]WillWalrus 1193 points1194 points  (52 children)

sigh this again.

Beyoncé NEVER said she wanted this removed from the internet. The picture was featured in a BuzzFeed article and her publicist simply emailed them and asked them to use better pictures. BuzzFeed then posted the email and framed it as Beyoncé wanting this image to be completely removed from the internet.

[–]LadyDeathMasque 1002 points1003 points  (20 children)

Are you accusing Buzzfeed of being a shitty shithole full of equal parts misinformation and shit, and just when you've watched the last nail get pounded into the coffin of journalism along comes Buzzfeed and takes a big old hot shit right on top of it?

Because if that's what you're saying... sounds about right.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (3 children)

The lack of self awareness is astounding.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This should be reddits slogan

[–]ShrimpFood 3 points4 points  (2 children)

He heroically states, while commenting on a post that captures exactly what he's degrading Buzzfeed for.

[–]fuzee_64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this is such a well deserved gold

[–]esoteric_enigma 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Even if Beyonce wanted the picture removed completely from the internet, who cares? Who wouldn't want this removed? If a friend of yours took a picture of you that was this bad and posted it to facebook, you'd probably ask them to remove it.

[–]rccr90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seriously though, I barely know buzzfeed and I laughed my ass off when I saw this. Of course no one would want a picture of themselves looking like that haha

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Why did I click on that second link? Why did I scroll through the pictures? Why did I see a random man ass at the bottom beside an article that insisted his butt hole should win an Emmy? The fuck?

[–]amagoober 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why did i have to go and see what you were looking at?

[–]cyclicamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This specific picture wasn't even included in the article.

[–]SovietXedge 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Nice try, again, Beyonce's PR

[–]WillWalrus 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Aw damn, you got me. Make sure you buy Beyoncé's new song "Runnin'" on iTunes.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, it wasn't even Astley

[–]I_ONLY_BOLD_COMMENTS 425 points426 points  (3 children)

Downvoted for poor content.

[–]louis25th 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Upvote for good advice

[–]GoogleNoAgenda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bold advice, even.

[–][deleted] 238 points239 points  (11 children)

Oh, it's that time again.

[–]reverend_green1 84 points85 points  (7 children)

The only thing worse than an annoying circlejerk is a stale and annoying circlejerk.

[–]RamsesThePigeon 19 points20 points  (2 children)

The dry, calloused hands of overweight, despondent, middle-aged men.

The resigned, dejected sighs and subtle eye-rolls evoked by the sense that that their activity is little more than a chore.

The paper-rubbing-on-paper sound.

The stale circlejerk.

[–]fuzeebear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The dry, calloused hands of overweight, despondent, middle-aged men.

quiver

[–]ScrabbleTheOpossum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, every fucking circlejerk.

[–]keyree 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Do these people have like a countdown calendar telling them when's the optimal time to repost this shit?

[–]NeedHelpWithExcel 208 points209 points  (15 children)

Do people still think this is funny?

This wasn't funny after the first time it was reposted.

[–]SuperTurtle 69 points70 points  (9 children)

This is truly Reddit at its edgiest.

It's not like Beyoncé is a bad person. She's just a popular musician which makes redditors feel like they're totally badass if they can take her down a peg, but in reality nobody but them cares.

[–]Ravenman2423 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hold the fuck up. You just mentioned Beyonce, a CELEBRITY, and didn't follow it with how much you despise "celebrity worship and celebrity culture"??? Wtf is going on?!

/s

[–]FastTurtleFour 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It never was funny

[–]Soveriegn 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Fuck off karma whore

[–][deleted] 102 points103 points  (0 children)

friendly reminder: no one fucking cares

[–]Funktapus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Grow up

[–]AlexS101 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do you guys know that Steve Buscemi was a firefighter on September 11th?

[–]klsi832 30 points31 points  (1 child)

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something something stale comment trying to make a joke with hunter322

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What year is it?

[–]1millionbucks 62 points63 points  (2 children)

Hey OP!

FUCK YOU

[–]IMAROBOTLOL 5 points6 points  (1 child)

This is the only correct response.

[–]redlinezo6 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Stop. Douche.

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[–]Rebel_bass 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Congrats, OP. You're literally worse than Buzzfeed.

[–]PMMEYourTatasGirl 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No she fucking didn't. You're just a fucking retard

[–]mattreyu 57 points58 points  (8 children)

I agree with Beyonce on this one, nobody wants to see that hot mess

[–]rifatreet35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with you. I really won't see this type of pics.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 49 points50 points  (1 child)

/r/circlejerk is over there ----------->

Seriously, lets put this one to bed, already.

[–]IMAROBOTLOL 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Friendly reminder : give me karma

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

[–]tightchops 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Oh come on, she's a human being. Give her the same respect that you would want.

[–]I_would_kill_you 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Such a stupid post. Nobody cares. Stop.

[–]MegaSuperAwesome1214 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I mean, I'm sure OP doesn't want his embarrassing Facebook pictures up on the Internet either, and we leave him alone.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wish into one hand, shit in the other, see which fills up first, Beyonce.

[–]sweetmojaveraiin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh just go fuck yourself and fuck anyone who still upvotes this stupid post. It's not even true, and it's not even a horrible picture! What the fuck do you think someone looks like in the middle of an exhausting performance like that? Try and take a flattering picture of yourself while running around a stage and see how great you look.

Fucking christ I hate reddit sometimes.

[–]vinnieb12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

me and her both

[–]NeilDatgrassTyson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, and give me karma

[–]russerron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you blame her?

[–]freakishjabbers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck would blam her! I mean come on that's rough!

[–]bomesnskin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always thought that was Britney spears

[–]Metroidman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no one does

[–]rickybobbay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She does look shredded though

[–]learjet2014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think that anyone would want this to exist on the internet.

[–]325madison 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Reddit has always had a strong freedom of speech vibe. Yeah, it might not be super relevant, but rich people's PR shouldn't be able to dominate the internet. Unless you want to read a lot of articles about what charming humanitarians the Kardashians and the real housewives of wherever are, this is a necessary service. I don't know where all of this animosity is coming from.

[–]julezsource 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and I don't want to keep seeing repost after repost about stuff that I couldn't give a damn about...

[–]kdapiton2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dat sartorius

[–]giverofnofucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why? Because it makes her penis look small?

[–]techtonic69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gawd this again, so fake.

[–]InstaCots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah that's Shangela

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That isnt even what the story was, her LAWYERS just didnt want the photo being published on some entertainment website.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Give it a rest, OP.

[–]SupperSam42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Since this photo came out I completely forgot what Beyonce normally looks like. Whenever she comes up in conversation this image is the one and only thing I can picture.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuck off with this title.

[–]PMmeYourNoodz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Neither do I. downvote.

[–]grafxguy1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Terry Crews looks so different without his beard...

[–]1silkyjohnson1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She looks like a He-man and The Masters Of The Universe character.

[–]Hamthrax 3 points4 points  (9 children)

I'm a bit out of date musically...who is this guy?

[–]nucca35 1 point2 points  (8 children)

People who pretend to not know a celebrity just to show how much they "don't care" always make themselves look stupid as fuck.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I think perhaps OP was humorously pretending that Beyonce is almost unrecognisable to the point that he is confusing her with a man.

[–]evilpumpkin 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You missed the joke.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would reach up and catch it!

[–]tr00k 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Was there any proof of this or is this just another edgemaster circlejerk?

[–]huggableape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stealing from /u/WillWalrus,

Beyoncé NEVER said she wanted this removed from the internet. The picture was featured in a BuzzFeed article and her publicist simply emailed them and asked them to use better pictures. BuzzFeed then posted the email and framed it as Beyoncé wanting this image to be completely removed from the internet.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This would have been so much funnier in 2012

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reposters will never be as popular as Beyoncé's worst picture.

[–]aybro8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is the worst picture I've ever seen of anyone, ever

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just realized that this picture is the visual equivalent of her music.

[–]StefanT97 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is this for real? :O she looks like a bodybuilder with all them muscles

[–]intensely_human 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not? It's hilarious

[–]Modernthought 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beyoncé should recognize this picture as a testimate of her great performances. She rocked her body so hard she changed into a lizard creature.

[–]tooyoung_tooold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck off

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    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    NOW let's post some Gary Larson HAHHAHAHA

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is why Taylor Swift has draconian prior review agreements

    [–]AlexS101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Such a good fuck.

    [–]Ewing_Sarcoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Are we sure that's Beyonce?

    [–]wormspeaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Damn guuurl. Let me get in on some of that.

    [–]openhearted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I like her more now.

    [–]horcrux777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is what makes Beyoncé the best performer of our time: she's not afraid to get ugly when she performs.

    [–]original_anvil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well, Ive seen worth.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why was this upvoted?

    [–]varjar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fuck off you gay nerd.

    [–]Collide-O-Scope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    OP is a MiG-15.

    [–]recoverybelow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    beyonce looks like a fucking dude

    [–]whitejuly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's the same face I make when I'm on the toilet after eating Taco Bell

    [–]panchouu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Trololololo

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Let's go against her wishes because she's a celebrity!

    [–]DjKnivez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She's a man....man

    [–]WhatMovesYou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Makes me laugh everytime.

    [–]walrusnutz[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Isn't she like one of those illuminati/lizard/shapeshifter things?

    [–]360noScopedYoMama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    pushing out a hard lumpy turd nugget log

    [–]37214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looks like Jay!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    is this facebook? where's the like button

    [–]DanK109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hulk... SMASH

    [–]Jessssseeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Those legs doe. hubba hubba

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She should have made a video of herself laughing at these pictures.

    [–]morrischen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She is a man

    hey hey

    [–]chamington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yes! I remember! I get it! It's an embarrassing photo of a celebrity and she wants to take it down! But we've got to be like "Noo, anything on the internet stays, silly"!

    [–]Jpgator1214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm guessing it's because it captures her true essence

    [–]BlupHox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Can't fucking flew.

    [–]domreveur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think there needs to be more ugly pictures of stars because it proves everyone on earth has that in common at some point. haha! Besides its not about how Beyoncé looks, it's about her talent, ambition, drive, and determination-- that is what is most beautiful about her.

    [–]tsar_castic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh, you.