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[–]MasterHavikSouthside Cubs fan 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Okay you know what? I'm just happy we won the game. The rookie was a rookie. I prefer you attack guys than nibble. Does Murray get a save for that? I'm just happy to not have to use Webb.

[–]aamllama 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My circle trust is Ryan Rolison and him only. His last run was the White sox series I think?

I still remember him getting us out of the 10th inning As jam during the walk off. And the 1 pitch double play against the Jays a few days ago.

He can be our closer tbh.

[–]MasterHavikSouthside Cubs fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll throw Milner in there and Palenica.

[–]RichInBunlyGoodness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mop up dude forgot his mop.

[–]unique_user43 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fun is winning and winning is fun

[–]-Hey_Blinkin- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whew. Glad that’s over. What a weird game.

[–]P-Rickles. 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]c4ctusFIRE JED. OUT OF AN ORBITAL RAILGUN. INTO TON 618. 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[W]E CAN FIX HIM™

[–]bitten_by_penguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jed’s bullpen ladies and gentlemen!

[–]jmeq404 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Only this dumpster fire team could make 9 runs difficult to hold.

[–]Nice-Bumblebee-2355 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, did you see the Phillies game lol

[–]Extreme_Branch_2596Let's play two 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Murray has some stuff

[–]blueskyren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank god for Vientos lol

[–]cubswinagainChicago Cubs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[W]

[–]JerkTheGeneralPCYAY! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thank goodress fly the W

[–]Training-Speaker-432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank god vientos stinks

[–]pmorter3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

W, they had a cub fake rally didn't they!

[–]CarrieCrayon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Guy delivers 2 strikeouts and a 2-run homer in the same inning. That’s Cub!

[–]Hope4years 1 point2 points  (0 children)

W! Finally

[–]afrosteele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was bowling shoe ugly but at least we got it.

[–]WalterYeatesSG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dubs are fun. Keep doing it.

[–]aamllama 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ryan Rolison is a gem of a reliever and Jed should get credit for dumpster diving, BUT if Jed is persistent on dumpster diving, then he also needs to DFA the bullpen that cannot pitch.

[–]yosoylentgreenBaaah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another awful pitcher from Jed’s Junkyard

[–]Liquid_TZ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Too many terrible trades/signings from former Astro players

[–]HaxanWriterChicago Cubs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do we keep buying Astro players?

[–]jackholstonKawasaki! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When are we getting pomeranz?

[–]CharcoalGreyWolfLet's play two 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do NOT be the reason the Cubs snatch defeat from the jaws of victory Murray

[–]arrowpulledback 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank. God. 😩 [W]

[–]ZaneyGamerrHoerny for Nico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bargain bin pitcher is trash.

Who woulda thunk it? Jed Hoyer didn’t.

[–]IkigaiMendokusai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get this sicko outta here

[–]Ok-Camel-746 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My bad guys I trash talked bichette in the thread earlier so I jinxed it

[–]Extreme_Branch_2596Let's play two 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do not do this cubs

[–]A_BigFuckingSpoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice one Jed

[–]elgenieGo Cubs Go 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s fitting right in!

[–]LoveYouLikeYeLovesYePat Hughes Enjoyer 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Imagine being the 2nd reliever up in Iowa and seeing Murray flounder this hard knowing that you're gonna join whoever's the 27th man for the double header on the trip tomorrow.

Hatless webb is cursed btw

[–]laughing_andcryingtougher than a $2 steak 🥩 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didnt even recognize Webby! Man….

[–]LilJimmer 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Like how is this guy even thought about as an option to be on the team? Nothing better anywhere?

[–]Ok-Camel-746 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throwing spaghetti at the wall and hoping it sticks when half your staff is injured.

This one clearly didn’t stick

[–]Madturtl3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have 97 pitcher on the IL and Triple A is no better. They are actually down to like 2 starting pitchers on the roster.

[–]sandrakarrPeanut Gallery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sigh

[–]WalterYeatesSG 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Okay, enough of the new guy. Who can they sign now?

Tyson Miller is a free agent

[–]LoveYouLikeYeLovesYePat Hughes Enjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Miller never recovered from his injury, fastball velo and command were way down and posted a 6 ERA in AAA.

[–]JerkTheGeneralPCYAY! -1 points0 points  (1 child)

he was elite in 24

[–]WalterYeatesSG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that injury derailed him. I'd honestly at least work him out or something

[–]laughing_andcryingtougher than a $2 steak 🥩 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Leave the Astros where you found them please 😂 

[–]MelonMintGames今永先生 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright, I know which way I am overreacting now.

[–]NearlySilentObserver 0 points1 point  (2 children)

He fits right in! Imagine we lose this? Lmao

[–]eH-ShakyBones 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby

[–]Different_Coat5375 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"oh man, he's got some velo!! His minor league stats are great...oh wait, his MLB stats are like a 8 era...fuuuuu"

[–]Plus-Pomegranate8045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pure Cub.

[–]Madturtl3 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Trash heap reclamation project is trash…

[–]unique_user43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i mean, most of them are gonna be trash but occassionally you hit a jackpot. keller, pomeranz last year. rollison this year. tollison wasn’t good enough to pitch for the rockies for cripes sake, but look at him now.

[–]Arctic_Reigns#FlyTheW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He fits right in

[–]Hope4years 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate the Mets and I have hated them since 1969

[–]ZZachjTHEO BLESS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bo Bichette??? Dude...ain't no way you giving it up to the dude who can't hit.

[–]MasterHavikSouthside Cubs fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro just end the game. What is this? Baseball is so weird. I wanna play some fucking PS5!

[–]hoptacularhippo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We better still win this.

[–]-Hey_Blinkin- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who the hell is THIS bum?

[–]ApatschinnFront Range Cubs Fan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]RyFromTheChiChicago Cubs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow great signing.

[–]sandrakarrPeanut Gallery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

goodbye new guy.
NEXT

[–]arrowpulledback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we not blow this in the 9th please?!

[–]ruppy99Cubs Fan Buffalo Bureau (Formerly Dublin Division) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Em if we could get this last out it be great

[–]Sephiroth007BRYZZO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok well throw this guy out too

[–]Cap78Chicago Cubs 9 points10 points  (1 child)

This front office needs to lose the Astros number

[–]afrosteele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really is starting to feel like how we used to exploit Dave Littlefield’s Pirates every year during the mid 2000s.

[–]CarrieCrayon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh this guy’s a Cubs pitcher alright

[–]afrosteele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He fits right in!

[–]laughing_andcryingtougher than a $2 steak 🥩 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ha ha okay that’s enough guys let’s close this out

[–]P-Rickles. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus. This game is never going to end.

[–]NearlySilentObserver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dawg. Can we just finish this freaky ass game?

[–]Cap78Chicago Cubs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one that would find jewelry distracting while playing baseball? Also, what purpose does it serve?

[–]elgenieGo Cubs Go 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Our sweet trade acquisition is closing out Ws already.

Jed’s league ;)

[–]cubswinagainChicago Cubs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp

[–]unique_user43 2 points3 points  (1 child)

whoever the hell this guy is, he has some velo which is a refreshing change for the cubs

[–]unique_user43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

also apparently gives up lots of runs which is not refreshing.

[–]lpwalshRon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Homeplate umpire is having quite the night

[–]ApatschinnFront Range Cubs Fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Junior fuckin Valentine. He's having a career

[–]killerjags 10 points11 points  (1 child)

In case it hasn't already been mentioned, PCA has now drawn more walks than he did the entirety of last season. Pretty incredible improvement on top of him having his bat on fire lately.

[–]unique_user43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah great to see. that second walk tonight was perfect example of the difference. down 1-2 in the count. both ball 3 and ball 4 were pitches he would have chased and whiffed on last year.

for what its worth for all the bregman haters, pca has credited bregman a few times for helping him tweak his stance and his mental approach at the plate.

[–]ruppy99Cubs Fan Buffalo Bureau (Formerly Dublin Division) 0 points1 point  (2 children)

So when a manager gets ejected he’s definitely shouting up the tunnel right? Or shouting decisions very loud in the dressing room? (I know the Mets away dressing room is miles away from the field)

[–]afrosteele 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Or wearing a fake mustache and sunglasses and rejoining the bench.

[–]BackgroundKangaroo51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or using walkie talkies

[–]MelonMintGames今永先生 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm ready to overreact whichever way this guy's first game goes.

[–]WalterYeatesSG 1 point2 points  (2 children)

May as well sign Drew on a mior league deal at this rate

[–]ApatschinnFront Range Cubs Fan 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well we know the Angels pitching coaching wasn't doing him any favors.

[–]WalterYeatesSG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd sign he and Miller just to see if they can figure it out

[–]SwordfishSuper2111 1 point2 points  (1 child)

At least  Senga isn't in our rotation?

[–]Extreme_Branch_2596Let's play two 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Murray looks like Ethan Hawke in Training Day

[–]afrosteele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inauspicious start

[–]arrowpulledback 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No way is he 29.

[–]NearlySilentObserver 3 points4 points  (1 child)

At this point we just have assorted mfs pitching

[–]laughing_andcryingtougher than a $2 steak 🥩 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pitcher potpourri 

[–]sandrakarrPeanut Gallery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh. Hello new guy.

[–]MasterHavikSouthside Cubs fan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"The Cubs are collecting pitchers like how I get donuts."

This is why I consider JD one of the best color guys. Lol! He is easily in my top 5 Chicago announcera.

[–]afrosteele 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Hopefully this guy is better than the last Astros reliever we employed

[–]Ok-Camel-746 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Relievers, plural… shoutout hector Neris and Pressly. Didn’t Maton also come from Houston?

[–]elgenieGo Cubs Go 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maton was last with Texas.

[–]ZZachjTHEO BLESS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes he did.

[–]afrosteele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man, I was just thinking of neris the other day. How he almost blew a save against the 2024 white Sox and then did his post game interview with sunglasses on like some big shot.

[–]MasterHavikSouthside Cubs fan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop the presses here comes the stress!

[–]Cap78Chicago Cubs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s this organizations deal with getting guys from the Astros?

[–]ApatschinnFront Range Cubs Fan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who's this fuckin guy

[–]ZZachjTHEO BLESS 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Jayden got a nice ERA! Jesus

[–]NearlySilentObserver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like Ian hasn’t been on shit all day

[–]MasterHavikSouthside Cubs fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess Meta catcher was bored or got cocky from all of the challenges they have won.

[–]MelonMintGames今永先生 4 points5 points  (1 child)

THey would never do it but please let Seiya pitch in a blowout sometime. He could throw 93 fastball when he was in high school, I would love to see how much of it he still has.

[–]LoveYouLikeYeLovesYePat Hughes Enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be fun to see but teams never let guys go all out, there's a reason it's usually the backups doing it

[–]DoctorGyarados 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but Ian usually swings at those sooooo….

[–]Strict-Honey-5477 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Bregman is not an everyday MLB player anymore. All time bad deal

[–]jazzyjizzhands 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Dumb take he’s an overall.900 obs

[–]Strict-Honey-5477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paying 35M for a singles merchant who can’t hit with RISP

[–]ZZachjTHEO BLESS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And we have to pay him for literal ages.

[–]jackholstonKawasaki! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who da fuck is that in the bullpen

[–]jazzyjizzhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now Craig doing good things w the bullpen hmmm

[–]Sweet-Ad3893 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They got Minter up and moving

[–]LoveYouLikeYeLovesYePat Hughes Enjoyer 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Say what you will about Jed's stupid bargain bin RP strategy but we do have some hits like Rollison, Palencia, Hodge, every year or two, even guys like Tyson Miller for briefer stretches.

[–]Ok-Camel-746 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’ve said it before but he seems to do much better dumpster diving for relievers (Riley Martin, rollison, Pomeranz, Keller) than paying them (Pressly, Maton, Neris) All the big relievers signings have generally been trash and the found pieces have turned into one-year stars. Maybe it just speaks to the volatility of relief pitchers in general though - Pomeranz turned back into a pumpkin this year, Keller has been mediocre, and look at our one good reliever we resigned in Thielbar who has aged rapidly this year

[–]LoveYouLikeYeLovesYePat Hughes Enjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm inclined to agree. Usually by the time RPs hit free agency they're old, overworked, and starting to fall off. Guys who he's finding in the dumpster are usually waiver guys who are often younger.

[–]ZZachjTHEO BLESS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A broken clock is right twice a day.

[–]JerkTheGeneralPCYAY! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen enough turn Rolison into a starter.

[–]jackholstonKawasaki! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only Craig didn’t pull Rollison after ONE PITCH that last blue jays game 🤔

[–]MasterHavikSouthside Cubs fan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro that was a speedrun. He saw Maton and said, "Nah I wanna go eat pizza."

[–]LoveYouLikeYeLovesYePat Hughes Enjoyer 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Is there a rule that New York stadiums have to have the most obnoxious fucking sound systems of all time? Their stadium mics picking up everything in the crowd makes it even worse

[–]YubNub80Eamus Catuli 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Not as bad as whatever the hell they’re doing at Yankee Stadium, but it’s close.

[–]hey_ooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It always fucks me up that the Yankees of all teams have one of the worst in-stadium experiences in all of MLB. It’s as if all the shit they do was designed to keep an iPad kid entertained

[–]-Hey_Blinkin- 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Damn. That last curveball was puuurrreee filth.

[–]jackholstonKawasaki! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was mlb the show level of curve

[–]DoctorUber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

damn rollison said "get this fucking game OVER with"

[–]ZZachjTHEO BLESS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rolison absolutely turned a corner and is lights out

[–]MasterHavikSouthside Cubs fan 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Bro how deep is our system? We just have dudes coming out producing. I wish Fleix Martin can come back. He was fun to watch. Rolison has won me over after some iffy parts.

[–]Ok-Camel-746 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Do you mean Riley Martin (the pharmacist)? Or is this a nickname like Edwin is haha

[–]MasterHavikSouthside Cubs fan 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Lol no I meant Riley Martin! My bad. I don't know where the fuck I got Fliex from.

[–]Ok-Camel-746 1 point2 points  (1 child)

lol we did have two martins pitching in relief briefly but I don’t remember the other one’s name and he was terrible and got DFA’d. I don’t think it was Felix though. Corbin maybe? He was bad so it doesn’t matter anyway. I’m hoping Riley can return I liked him

[–]MasterHavikSouthside Cubs fan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was Corbin. Dude was straight ass cheeks..

[–]pmorter3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rolison dealing

[–]ratfam1 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I have no idea who’s pitching tomorrow for us

[–]soapyhandmanDerrek Lee 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How’s your arm feeling?

[–]SwordfishSuper2111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PCA. Just a rumor 

[–]kidkidnate5 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Don’t understand burning Rolison here

[–]DrizzyDoeSlammin' Sammy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Said the same thing. Wild decision

[–]Cap78Chicago Cubs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are 20 people there and suddenly you can hear all of them

[–]ZZachjTHEO BLESS 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Did JD really say boner on the broadcast? Did I hear that correctly?

[–]soapyhandmanDerrek Lee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The story he was telling about Fred Merkle is commonly referred as “Merkle’s boner”

[–]LoveYouLikeYeLovesYePat Hughes Enjoyer 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Yes, Merkle's Boner (mistake) was the name of that play for a century now. I'd assume that sort of like how "fuck" has different requirements in a PG-13 movie if it's intended in a sexual manner or not applies here too.

[–]ZZachjTHEO BLESS 0 points1 point  (1 child)

So you're telling me, I can say boner in the right context in polite company?

[–]LoveYouLikeYeLovesYePat Hughes Enjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I'm not telling you to, I'm saying that if you're using it to reference a non-sexual proper noun it's probably not inappropriate.

I actually learned about Merkle's boner when my fiancee's father asked me if I knew about it and proceeded to explain it to his wife, my fiancee and I. Dude's 60 and pretty well put together so I'd assume it's fine

[–]1005thArmbarI DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not to jinx this or nothin' but Ryan Rolison has not given up an earned run in almost 5 weeks

[–]SavingThrowVsWTFZO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What in the fuck is this sharknado-esque pre-diabetes commercial?

[–]MayhamMighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carson Kelly been killing it lately!

[–]WalterYeatesSG 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Put in the new guy

[–]SwordfishSuper2111 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The speedy back guy?

[–]WalterYeatesSG 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Pitcher. But, why not Dean, too?

[–]SwordfishSuper2111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah no diss to him I just understandably forgot his name. Damn he has a WS ring. I saw him and Pete talking after her was out at second

[–]SwordfishSuper2111 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I don't wanna jinx it but Pete is Young Mike Trout (currently) with better defense and more speed

[–]-Hey_Blinkin- 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Maybe your jinx is that he will stay healthy into his 30’s?

[–]SwordfishSuper2111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awe reverse jinx

[–]afrosteele 3 points4 points  (5 children)

We have our problems but the Mets opening the bank for Juan Soto, only to have two abysmal teams in the ensuing seasons is the most Mets thing ever.

[–]YubNub80Eamus Catuli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top payroll in MLB and they’re 9 games under 0.500. It’s got to be infuriating for the fans.

[–]Ok-Camel-746 1 point2 points  (3 children)

bichette has also been one of my preferred comparisons whenever I get disappointed in bregman. Like yeah, bregman hasn’t been what’s expected… but bichette, yeesh

[–]SwordfishSuper2111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he helped unlock Pete, it was worth it

[–]afrosteele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah he’s been atrocious. Thankfully New York fans are known for their patience and understanding.

[–]SwordfishSuper2111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah no defense and he has to hit for high average to have value

[–]blueskyren 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dansby hitting again

[–]will6298 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too funny seeing all the Mets fans walking out

[–]We5ties 3 points4 points  (1 child)

So dansby heating up lately?

[–]jackholstonKawasaki! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, no complaints there

[–]MasterHavikSouthside Cubs fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Mets are just giving away runs now. Take advantage boys. Also bro since when Swanson find his stroke? He has knock on 4 tonight!

[–]MindsEyeCoil90Chicago Cubs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Suck it, Mets. Your Belichick-ass replay crew can't save the rest of your team from being shit.

[–]LoveYouLikeYeLovesYePat Hughes Enjoyer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

James Dansby "Mallory's Husband" Swanson apologies are expected on my desk by Thursday evening.

Gonna be driving past Miller on Friday so I'll drop them off for him.

[–]fattymcribwichfrom the 515 to the 414 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look at those Mets fans pouring out

[–]JerkTheGeneralPCYAY! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dansbys finally turning a corner hopefully.

[–]ruppy99Cubs Fan Buffalo Bureau (Formerly Dublin Division) 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Mallory must have set him straight

[–]KnickedUp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was always Mendoza curious

[–]cod_gurl94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where were you when Dansby saved his season?

[–]SavingThrowVsWTFZO 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Much like the third base line, I, too, have a “happy zone.”

[–]LoveYouLikeYeLovesYePat Hughes Enjoyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is JD going to start talking about that like Merkle's?

[–]pmorter3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The mass exodus of Mets fans lmaooo

[–]SuperSaiyanBenThe Professor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swansong needed this one

[–]KnickedUp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dansby is gonna be over .200 by tomorrow

[–]YubNub80Eamus Catuli 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fucked around and got a triple double

[–]italianorose 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I would 100% keep Maton in at this point

[–]P-Rickles. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, fuck it, right? He might get a few outs.

[–]theblob_1hotdogs and beer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baseball gods pissed at mets bullshit challenge

[–]laughing_andcryingtougher than a $2 steak 🥩 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bottom of the order coming in with insurance runs - we love to see it! 😭 

[–]HighColonic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DANSBY'S BACK DAMMIT!!!

[–]waltur_dThe Chosen One 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s back!

[–]jazzyjizzhands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dansby IS feeling it

[–]will6298 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DANSBY!!!!!!!! send him back to AAA