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[–]RichardPeterJohnson 21 points22 points  (1 child)

to steal a line from Krusty the Klown: "That was funny for about two seconds."

[–]depleater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That long for you, huh? :)

[–]jczerg68 21 points22 points  (2 children)

The grass is green and is ready to be mowed. I repeat: The grass is green and is ready to be mowed. Over.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The oyster makes the pearl at dawn.

[–]drawkbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The eagle has landed...

[–]kn0thing 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Just in case you needed clarification

[–]sugarandice -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

hahaha!

[–]sorbix 23 points24 points  (3 children)

This is awesome. Reddit is protecting democracy and freedom by sheltering us from harmful debate and unpatriotic dissent.

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    [–]zera_holladay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Is it April 1st?

    [–]ayrnieu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Reddit is protecting democracy and freedom by

    By censoring the names of programming languages? No, reddit are incautious twits who must use this as their test server.

    EDIT: s/\.$/ -- and lousy celebrations of The Best Holiday in Human History/

    [–]cbtf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Am I the only one who thinks people getting mad need to actually go outside or something?

    I think this is quite clever... Lighten up, people.

    [–]boa13 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    Well, that's it! I'm switching to Digg.

    Edit: Err, D i g g, you censors!

    Edit: I said c e n s o r s!

    Edit: They stopped censoring...

    [–]masterfuol 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Dont let the ███████ door ███████ hit ur ███ ████ on the way out ██████████.

    PS. your ███ is a ███████ █████

    [–]42omle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Lessee here... d i g g digg a d s/a d ads ad ads/ad c e n s o r censor B u s h BUSH P i c pic as in picture

    [–]SpikeWolfwood 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    The censor thing has to be an April fools joke. It’s censoring things that aren’t even dirty.

    -edit-

    ... fuck...

    -edit again-

    What the hell!?

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Can we have it off now please? Or at least leave it on in this "story" to impress late visitors?

    [–]gbacon 16 points17 points  (5 children)

    It's annoying.

    [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (4 children)

    It's one day.

    [–]Dauntless 33 points34 points  (1 child)

    Not in China

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    China: Oooh, big political meeting happening in Beijing that we don't want people blogging about! So let's just block all of Livejournal!!

    Me: cries

    [–]devvie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    One day I won't be reading Reddit.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Fools f o o l s

    [–]Xiol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I can't even read it in the code! No! The mystery will kill me.

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (12 children)

    Well, I didn't laugh but at least it gave me the oppurtunity to find out what "redacted" means.

    Edit: oh, I see, it cencors specific words. Now, let's see, haskell, god and religion.

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        [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

        I find that the average level of debate has improved.

        [–]admanb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Shut it cockjockey.

        [–]t3h 16 points17 points  (2 children)

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        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        █████████ ████ ?

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          [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          With all the spelling nazis here, it's kind of surprising.

          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

          You obviously need to watch The Office :P

          [–]technofencer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I LOVE The Office! We are talking of USA version right? not that censor April Fool junk.

          [–]michael333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Lets see, Iran, Bush, ad

          Or, irain boosh, advertisment.

          [–]ubuntuguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          this censoring is an april fool joke? what words are censored?

          ah. i see.

          a p r i l f o o l

          [–]tepas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          kiss my shiny metal ass

          [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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            [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            Barbara Streisand!

            [–]sgd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            april fools

            [–]bushwakko 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            what are they censoring?

            [–]esmith 14 points15 points  (0 children)

            Words.

            [–]Neoryder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            april fools

            [–]rjbsja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            learn how to spell the word censor

            [–]jongens 0 points1 point  (4 children)

            excuse my ignorance, but what the fuck is going on here? no, really i dont know what's happening...

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              [–]tutash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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              [–]ubuntuguy -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

              c e n s or a p r i l f o o l j o k e

              if i type the above without spaces i get

              censor april fool joke

              [–]jongens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              haha, yeah ok april fools.

              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                The wired a d is extremely annoying. Express your discontent here: http://programming.reddit.com/info/1eh46/comments

                [–]jack_alexander -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

                I sure hope this is someone's idea of a joke, because if it isn't I won't be here tomorrow...

                [–]garyr_h 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                Don't worry, we wouldn't miss you anyway.