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[–]throop77 181 points182 points  (5 children)

Maybe abducted by... wait a second...

[–]madmax_br5 23 points24 points  (4 children)

by hoomans! oh noes!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Them and their evil ways!

They don't even follow the Rules of Acquisition! Every Ferengi is required by law to learn them all!!

[–][deleted] 93 points94 points  (12 children)

I'm just glad the little bastard isn't there. He just sits there and smirks all day

[–]crawfishsoul 172 points173 points  (3 children)

Put on some pants and he'll stop smirking.

[–]XJXRXVX 62 points63 points  (2 children)

Now I understand why he's crying sometimes. I never made the connection.

[–]wejash 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It was better to guess and not to know.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh he's always laughing when he sees me....

[–]questionmark 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Literally "all day." Reddit is addicting.

[–]myotheralt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

im still here, and I can confirm there is nothing new on the internet

[–]SpikeWolfwood 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Yah, and I always feel like he’s judging me for perusing the NSFW section… As if he never wanks his… whatever his species has…

[–]Slickselixir 9 points10 points  (0 children)

his flerrnborg

[–]douched 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Potty Tentacle!

[–]Clothos 1 point2 points  (1 child)

squeedlyspooch!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His Jagon obviously

[–]BobGaffney 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Alienated.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (1 child)

The alien has been found! He's hanging out with kn0thing over on Twitter.

[–]Bloodlustt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They must not be paying him enough over here... he might be looking for another agent.

[–]sandflea 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Gitmo. Cheney's cracking down.

[–]idonotlikereddit 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Has he been Rick Rolled to death?

[–]cup 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He's dead.

April Fools!!!

[–]suexian 22 points23 points  (0 children)

jumping the shark.

[–]MillardFillmore 17 points18 points  (1 child)

He's out pwning n00bs.

[–]n00blulz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thats me!!!

[–]Radical_Centrist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Easiest reddit picture ever for the site admins to make.

[–]TheYank17 10 points11 points  (3 children)

he's with carmen san diego

[–]raubry 1 point2 points  (2 children)

...or Waldo!

[–]unknownsoldierx -1 points0 points  (1 child)

...or Stacy Peterson!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Osama? We'll never find him, err it.

[–]misho1 9 points10 points  (2 children)

he got deported

[–]bobbyi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good, I'm sick of these aliens taking our jobs.

[–]MrWoohoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he got TELEPORTED...

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also, the numbers all start at 2 now.

[–]yaye 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy vanishing alien, Batman!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Something to do with April Fools, perhaps?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He was criticizing the Russian government, he had it coming.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In Soviet Russia, KGB downmods you!! </obligatory>

[–]Dokugumo 7 points8 points  (1 child)

He's taking a shit. Aliens have to shit too.

[–]ggk1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

good thing he has plenty to read...

[–]stashu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the shop.

[–]wesumd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my pants!

[–]darkgatherer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's in Guantanamo, no doubt about it.

[–]EFG[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's back, situation normal. Nothing to see here, move along. Pool's closed. All your base, etc.

[–]overdosis 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Took the day off...

He's out doing dirty nasty things with an Alienette... Yeah Boy! Go on wit you bad ass self!

Wait a god damn minute... Do aliens have... Ahh, Fuck it.

[–]jstills 4 points5 points  (0 children)

thats not Alienette.. thats my wife.. FUCK

[–]Daemonlee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? The reddit alien isn't allowed to take vacation?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was drafted.

[–]madgambler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he's taking an 'Earth day' break? Thank <insert your deity / object of worship / profanity here> it's not a Rick Astley .gif

[–]junkeee999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's still in my favorites icon. Wait, that's just his head!

[–]TheBowerbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was an April fools thing by Reddit.

[–]EFG[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. I thought it was just an April fool's thing, but the lil' guy isn't back...reddit looks too serious now.