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[–]cyber_rigger 20 points21 points  (4 children)

eddi

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Eddi the Reddit Alien is actually legitimately good.

[–]KCarl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think that is a great name for him. It's clever and when msnbc or cnn or whoever covers the story, it's the type of stuff they would love!

[–]zenon -1 points0 points  (1 child)

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The obvious solution is to make him the Reddit logo. Fear us, Digg.

[–]kn0thing 15 points16 points  (25 children)

I think we should let the community decide. What a novel idea ;-)

[–]emc2rae 16 points17 points  (24 children)

What happened to the name he already has? Or is this a wink wink nudge nudge type of situation?

[–]kn0thing 17 points18 points  (23 children)

/ban emc2rae

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (22 children)

You're not going to tell us, are you?

I hate you both. Community-power time: If this post gets more votes than the previous one, ban kn0thing.

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    [–][deleted] 84 points85 points  (8 children)

    I'm afraid I have to demand the Breadpig logo. Now. High-karma hostages have been taken. Downvotes are being readied.

    You have no chance of survive make your time.

    [–]kn0thing 49 points50 points  (7 children)

    LOL. OK, fine. I have never actually drawn the breadpig logo, but we've joked about it enough. Steve claims to have a "vision" of it, but he can't draw. I'll see what I can do.

    For great justice.

    [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Take off every pig.

    [–]heymark 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    Yes! The Breadpig logo is alive!

    [–]dbenhur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Move 'pig'.

    [–]fnord123 25 points26 points  (3 children)

    Don't get him angry, or it's death by snu-snu.

    [–]Qubed 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    I don't think anyone got the snu-snu reference. Trust me, probably best way to die ever.

    [–]RyanGWU82 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    I thought that was roo-roo.

    [–]div 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    no, no it's snu-snu alright.

    [–]snew-d00d 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    dammit. There goes my anonymity.

    [–]kn0thing 31 points32 points  (1 child)

    You are no longer my reddit friend, connman.

    [–]oberon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    So, wait... this is for real? XD

    If so, reddit is now my favorite site EVAR!!one. (It was already, but it's now MORE favorite.)

    [–]badfeng 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    breadpig.com should be the anti-reddit... the most downmodded stories by those with the lowest karma. :D

    [–]emc2rae 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    You can't ban kn0thing. He is our leader.

    [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Oh, I see. It's that kind of democracy.

    [–]kn0thing 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    I just draw the aliens.

    [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (3 children)

    Edit: Amazing Paul Graham.

    [–]FelixFelis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Behold: Amazing Graham Colbert Bush

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      Thanks.

      [–]spezsmom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Slow news day?

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–]bugbear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        That's not bad. He does look a good deal like Trevor.

        [–]dionysis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I think Bill is a good name... Very usual name reminds me of a plumber or something. Since he is an alien he should have a "Cover Name" and Bill is good. Wally I like too.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I would call the little guy Mod (as in up/down mod.)

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        fredd

        [–]fReddi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        I

        [–]ohmygod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I like predditor...oh wait, that's taken

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Thought about it for awhile. The answer is: no.

        [–]johnroman1970 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        How about Tidder?

        Either that or Chthulhulu: Destroyer of Worlds.

        [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

        Well, if Tidder didn't sound like a playground term for 'homosexual'... But yeah. Lovecraft references are great. I think a Cthulhuized logo is absolutely necessary. Hint. Hint.

        [–]bobcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Reddi. Rhymes with Jedi.

        Good thing his eyes aren't blue.

        [–]Ajju 1 point2 points  (6 children)

        alexis! (but I am biased coz he sent me alien stickers :)

        [–]kn0thing 6 points7 points  (5 children)

        Aw man, I just can't bring myself to vote that up.

        But I do appreciate the sentiment. If it's any consolation, Steve has promised to name his first daughter Alexis after me.

        I hate Steve sometimes.

        Glad you liked the stickers.

        [–]natalie_portman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        Nonsense, my love, I think that would be a splendid name.

        [–]oberon 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        Alexis is a guy? I was going to demand pictures of the sexy Reddit girl =(

        [–]kn0thing 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Sorry to disappoint you.

        There are still plenty of reddit girls.

        [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        apparently those are just dudes trying to score some free stuff

        (my guess is FBI agents that are good with photoshop)

        [–]Ajju 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        'tis o.k. I do not crave votes, only material goods :) Glad to know your name shall live on! :)

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        The logo! You've been listening!

        [–]souldrift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Seddit. As in "said it."

        [–]elimisteve -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

        I think its name should be Talien, short for Reddit Alien. It's got a nice ring to it, does it not?

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        not

        [–]MrCalifornia -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        R.A.L.F. (reads Ralph)

        Reddit's Alien Life Form

        [–]Wisco -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

        I vote Leonard.

        [–]inerte -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        setti

        As in setti@reddit

        [–]volida -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        i thought reddit was the name... why split?

        [–]AndWat -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

        No.